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Courtney Stodden’s Mom Tells Us Why Courtney Stodden’s the Way She Is

Here's a hint: it has nothing to do with this woman's job as a parent, and everything to do with stripper heels and God-given desires that Courtney just can't suppress. Also, Courtney's mother allowed Doug Hutchison to marry her then-underage daughter because she knew that Doug Hutchison would be able to "handle" her daughter, and I don't know if that means Courtney's mother thought it'd be OK to push the child-rearing responsibilities onto someone who had a weird, sick attraction to a young girl who was barely out of pube...

Katie Holmes Needs Some Fashion Advice I Think

photo of katie holmes pictures A sweater cardigan with black leather pants? And lank hair? And teeth that almost match her skin color? Guys, the only thing that could make this whole thing worse is as if her shoes were totally, horrendously ill-matched and her nail polish was all chipped and unkempt and on just one nail. Oh, what's that? Her shoes are totally, horrendously ill-matched and her nail polish is all chipped and unkempt and on just one nail? My bad: This is Katie Holmes and her outfit on Jimmy Fallon's show, ...

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photo of rihanna nipslip pictures Funky Friday fashion. [theBERRY] Rihanna's bits and pieces. [Yeeeah] What A-list actress got drunk and flirted with the President? [I'm Not Obsessed] Suri Cruise has a different name. [The Frisky] It's the end of the road for Kristen and Rob. [Huff Po] Lisa Niemi hates Kirstie Alley now. [Cele|bitchy] Justin and Selena are doing it again. [Starpulse] Lindsay Lohan denies knowing about her half-sister. [Splash] What Rob and Kristen looked like at the latest 'Breaking Dawn...

Kim Kardashian Loves Balls

photo of kim kardashian marine ball pictures Guess Kim didn't get the memo that celebrities attending Marine Balls were so last year. Gosh. Anyway, this photo pretty much speaks for itself---Kim Kardashian was invited to a Marine Ball because BOOBS and when she got there, BOOBS as well. BOOBS all night long, actually, which made any discussion about balls pretty uncomfortable. I bet, however, it'd have been worse if, for whatever reason, it was called the Marine Blue Ball (?). And also, I'm having a hard time believing that Kanye...

Vanessa Hudgens Won’t Ever Do On-Screen Sex Again

photo of spring breakers poster pictures She'll show the world her pubes for days, but girl-on-girl sex? Ménage à trois with James Franco? Never again will that happen, friends. In a recent interview with Canadian magazine Glow, Vanessa talks about filming the movie 'Spring Breakers', in which she has a threesome with co-stars Ashley Benson and James Franco. Vanessa says, "It was very nerve-racking for me. I told my agent that I never want to do it ever again." What I need to know, though, is how this movie happened. Seriously. How....

POLL: The 2012 People’s Choice Awards Nominees [Part Two]

photo of the people's choice awards pictures And ... begin! People’s Choice Awards 2012 - Favorite Daytime TV Host: {democracy:471} People’s Choice Awards 2012 - Favorite Late Night Talk Show Host: {democracy:472} People’s Choice Awards 2012 - Favorite New Talk Show Host: {democracy:473} People’s Choice Awards 2012 - Favorite Competition TV Show: {democracy:474} People’s Choice Awards 2012 - Favorite Celebrity Judge {democracy:475} People’s Choice Awards 2012 - Favorite TV Fan Following: {democracy:476} Peopl...

POLL: The 2012 People’s Choice Awards Nominees Are In [Part One]

photo of people's choice awards pictures So here's what we're going to do: we're going to make the 2012 People's Choice Awards redundant by holding our OWN People's Choice Awards. After all, you guys are people, and it's your choices that are ultimately going to drive this awards show, so we're going to do it right here and then regroup after the ceremony airs, comparing notes as to whether or not we were on point with our choices. Here's the complete list of People's Choice Awards Nominees for 2012: People’s Choice Awards 201...

Robert DeNiro Thinks Jay-Z is an Ass With Bad Phone Manners

photo of robert diniro pictures jay-z pic From Page Six: Robert De Niro and Jay-Z got into a tense beef at Leonardo DiCaprio’s birthday bash the other night, when De Niro called the rapper disrespectful, Page Six can exclusively reveal. Spies say “Godfather II” and “Taxi Driver” star De Niro gave Jay a dressing-down in a roomful of celebs including Martin Scorsese because the rap mogul had refused to return De Niro’s calls. Sources add that Jay tried to joke his way out of the situation, and even his wife, Beyoncé, ...

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photo of kim kardashian pictures hot pic Kim Kardashian likes Marine balls. [The Superficial] Between Katniss and Tris. [Lainey Gossip] Rihanna says she's not with Chris Brown, but wants to have kids. [Starpulse] Brad and Angelina's kids aren't all that good. [Cele|bitchy] This is General Petraeus' mistress in all her glory. [G Celeb] And this is Elmo's accuser. [The Superficial] The Jersey Shore doesn't want clean-up help from Angelina Pivarnick. [TMZ] Why no black (or Hispanic or Asian or ...) "Sexiest Men" from People? [The Frisky] A...

Lady Gaga Gets Spanked for Terry Richardson

And if you watched the video, Lady Gaga raps. Good Lord. Why didn't anyone warn me about this? See, I watched the Terry Richardson-done video teaser thinking that it was just going to be your typical Gaga, bumping and grinding and singing about how she was born this way or whatever, with a side of lady-on-lady spanking going on, but I did not---I did not---expect to hear Lady Gaga rapping about thirty million fans and how she's rich and how she's got money. No, the braless flailing wasn't even the most disturbing part of the clip. It was LG's monotone rapping that really did me in, guys, and that being said? Oh my God I cannot WAIT to see the entire video for this 'Cake' song. Here's the full song if you haven't already heard it: /> And if you watched the video, Lady Gaga raps. Good Lord. Why didn't anyone warn me about this? See, I watched the Terry Richardson-done video teaser thinking that it was just going to be your typical Gaga, bumping and grinding and singing about how she was born this way or whatever, with a side of lady-on-lady spanking going on, but I did not---I did not---expect to hear Lady Gaga rapping about thirty million fans and how she's rich and how she's got money. No, the braless flailing wasn't eve...

Quotables: More Lohan Family Fun Courtesy of Dina Lohan

[Lindsay] came clean and told the truth that she lied. I hate cocaine. I don't do cocaine. We were having an argument, it escalated, and she, in her weakest moment called someone. She called [her father] and he recorded the conversation. She just wanted to hurt me at that moment. You know, mothers [and] daughters, we fight. I'm so proud of her for telling the truth because it destroyed me. I mean, I cried for weeks. It just hurt me so bad and she knew how horrible that was, and she came clean an...

Whoa, Hey, What the Hell, Marion Cotillard?

photo of marion cotillard pictures photos This is what Marion Cotillard looked like for a recent shoot with W magazine, and all I've really got to say is basically what I said in the headline: "Whoa, hey, what the hell, Marion Cotillard?" Well, that and also the obligatory, "Hey, you stole Leelee Sobieski's Paris Fashion Week outfit," and if you don't believe me, well, take a look at this: That being said, guys, of course I'm going to make you choose who wore it better---the lovely Marion Cotillard, whose natural toplessness knows no rival, or the L...