Is there ever anything better than seeing your favorite celebrities sans Photoshop and makeup? ... I thought not. [Celebslam]
The Seinfeld finale topped viewership over Avatar and why television is sometimes much better than film. How 'bout them apples. [Pajiba]
Hm. Kate Hudson didn't strike me as a smoker. Maybe she's trying to play it all cool for her new British friends. [Celebitchy]
Hey Gwen Stefani? You look ridick. Get with it, girl. [Amy Grindhouse]
Yeah, Paris Hilton doesn't smoke pot or anything, right? [CityRag]
Dakota Fanning does Marie Claire magazine. And I'm falling asleep. [Pop on the Pop]
Joan Rivers tries to move her face, fails, laughs at herself; world laughs at her attempt at laughter, cringes at the same time. [Zelda Lily]
Will you be watching RuPaul's Drag U?! GET PSYCHED! ... No? OK. Me either. [OMG Blog]
Kelly Osbourne is smoking hot, and will get over the douche she was engaged to. I'm confident. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Is there ever anything better than seeing your favorite celebrities sans Photoshop and makeup? ... I thought not. [Celebslam]
The Seinfeld finale topped viewership over Avatar and why television is sometimes much better than film. How 'bout them apples. [Pajiba]
Hm. Kate Hudson didn't strike me as a smoker. Maybe she's trying to play it all cool for her new British friends. [Celebitchy]
Hey Gwen Stefani? You look ridick. Get with it, girl. [Amy Grindhouse]
Yeah, Paris Hilton doesn't ...
And if an eighteen year-old girl is getting Botox to keep "fresh," it's a safe bet to say that though her eighteen years of life experience has probably brought her tumultuous amounts of insight, this is where the buck stops.
Adorable and talented Filipino singer Charice Pempengco has got the world by the balls: she's been on Oprah, her singing talents have been showcased worldwide, and now she's in an exclusive spot on Glee. But clearly, the world isn't enough -- Charice, 18, admittedly gets Botox treatments in order to keep her looks -- and face -- "fresh":
The 18-year-old Charice, whose singing career rocketed after appearing on Ellen DeGeneres' and Oprah Winfrey's talk shows, underwent a 30-minute Thermage skin-tightening procedure and Botox to make her "naturally round face" more narrow, celebrity cosmetic surgeon Vicki Belo told ABS-CBN television.
Oh, come on. Really? You know, it's one thing to use Botox to correct, you know, flaws if you have them and just can't stand them (a topic for another day), but it's a totally different thing to use Botox -- a potentially harmful substance as many claim -- in a face that's not even through maturing. For crying out loud, this girl's not even done breaking out.
Great job, media beauty. You've passed your disease along to barely adults. This girl can't even buy a beer yet, but she's going under the needle to "freshen" her young, young face.
God help her when she's twenty and she has the facial stoicisms of Nicole Kidman. />And if an eighteen year-old girl is getting Botox to keep "fresh," it's a safe bet to say that though her eighteen years of life experience has probably brought her tumultuous amounts of insight, this is where the buck stops.
Adorable and talented Filipino singer Charice Pempengco has got the world by the balls: she's been on Oprah, her singing talents have been showcased worldwide, and now she's in an exclusive spot on Glee. But clearly, the world isn't enough -- Charice, 18, admittedly gets Bot...
Ugh. Sorry. I didn't even realize myself how awful that visual was until I typed it out. My bad.
But in all honesty, (because, c'mon, we know that very few self-respecting men would even fling a pork sword in her general direction) it looks like she's paid some dude to appear all boyfriendesque in public for She the Former Star Who Now Appears Crusty.
Mischa's new boyfriend DJ Ali (snort) Love, who has Megan Fox club thumbs in the one photo below, the skinniest legs I've ever seen on a man and is wearing a rosary around his NECK -- enough said! -- is definitely a decoy. For what? I don't fucking know. The smell. The crust. It could be a multitude of things, but I'm not getting close enough to either one of them to thoroughly examine anything.
[Update: Hats off to the reader that clarified that the above photo does not include Barton's new boyfriend, DJ Ali Love. I'm off to go rip apart a photo agency for mislabeling a bunch of photos. Bonus points to anyone who can find a photo of DJ Ali Love, 'cause I spent way too much time searching to come up empty-handed. But I do stick by my original analysis that designer Philipp Plein, the guy above, has Megan Fox thumbs.]
[gallery] />Ugh. Sorry. I didn't even realize myself how awful that visual was until I typed it out. My bad.
But in all honesty, (because, c'mon, we know that very few self-respecting men would even fling a pork sword in her general direction) it looks like she's paid some dude to appear all boyfriendesque in public for She the Former Star Who Now Appears Crusty.
Mischa's new boyfriend DJ Ali (snort) Love, who has Megan Fox club thumbs in the one photo below, the skinniest legs I've ever seen on a m...
That, and they're all on "strike," now.
MTV had given the show's cast 'til last Friday to bring figures to the table for contract negotiation, and all but Snooki and The Situation have failed to talk -- but that's only because Snooki and The Sitch have today as their deadline. Since no one discussed their contracts, MTV felt that their original deal of $10k an episode would stick.
The cast got pissed and whatever, and now they're supposedly on strike. MTV ordered Snooki and the rest back to work for today, otherwise there'd be legal repercussions.
Why is this happening? Simply because these assholes can't do simple math or fathom basic logic. MTV explicity told the reality TV "stars" that Season 2 (which they are currently filming) would be broken into two segments: Cycle 2A, and Cycle 2B. Two parts make up a whole, guys, just keep that in mind for this next part, OK? Ready? Great, here goes.
The cast, however, forgot about that whole Cycle 2B thing now that they've finished filming Cycle 2A, and claim that Cycle 2B is actually Season 3, and therefore they don't feel contractually "obligated" to continue at their current rate, or continue filming, when they feel that two months' worth of appearances is more than sufficient to keep them stocked on Red Bull, cocaine, cheap self-tanner and World Gym memberships. Scary shit, guys. You do realize that this is the show that gave you fame, and if you don't stick with it at least for another year or two, everyone's going to forget who you are (if they, uh, haven't already) and there'll be no paid appearances?
[Cue the ambient sounds of rather confused crickets.]
Oh, all that and Angelina's been dumped from the show. Again.
Bunch of tools. />That, and they're all on "strike," now.
MTV had given the show's cast 'til last Friday to bring figures to the table for contract negotiation, and all but Snooki and The Situation have failed to talk -- but that's only because Snooki and The Sitch have today as their deadline. Since no one discussed their contracts, MTV felt that their original deal of $10k an episode would stick.
The cast got pissed and whatever, and now they're supposedly on strike. MTV ordered Snooki and the rest back to work for today, otherwise there'd be legal repercussions...
"I want every kind of press," he says. "She [Heidi] believes in bad press. There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully. She just wants to hike and hang out and be calmer."
Spencer Pratt, way more psycho and ego-centric than anyone ever guessed, on the topic of his and Heidi's impending divorce. You picked a winner, Heidi. Next time, play it safe and stick to your nose. />"I want every kind of press," he says. "She [Heidi] believes in bad press. There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully. She just wants to hike and hang out and be calmer."
Spencer Pratt, way more psycho and ego-centric than anyone ever guessed, on the topic of his and Heidi's impending divorce. You picked a winner, Heidi. Next time, play it safe and stick to your nose. ...
"Do I want to be a father? Yes, but I think I have a few more years. That said, I don't think I need to have children to play a father in the movies. This feeling is in me, I understand it completely."
Leonardo DiCaprio on procreating with current lady-love Bar Refaeli.
... I wouldn't need too much convincing either, dude. />...
That's pretty bad. I mean, it might not mean much coming from me, as I check my Twitter intermittently and only use it to stalk John Cusack, but come on, LeAnn. A week?
Last week, LeAnn told the public that she was taking a break from Twitter, because she couldn't hack the scrutiny that a
homewrecking celebrity with a Twitter account is sometimes subjected to:
“taking a break from twitter for a while…It’s unhealthy for me and my family to have to read negative comments from people who’s [sic] opinions have no bearing on my life.”
But though she wants to be emotionally healthy and spiritually rich, she's back at the keyboard again, assailing her followers with affection for those who admire her:
“Hi twitter land! Miss u all and thought I’d just say hello! I have so many darling fans and want you all to know how much u r appreciated…Hugs to all! Can’t stay away for too long :)”
Yeah. I was totally heartbroken ... for that week ... that I couldn't be subjected to LeAnn fighting with her followers over kissing co-cheater Eddie Cibrian in public. I just knew there was something missing from my life, though I wasn't sure what it was at the time.
All is right with the world today. />That's pretty bad. I mean, it might not mean much coming from me, as I check my Twitter intermittently and only use it to stalk John Cusack, but come on, LeAnn. A week?
Last week, LeAnn told the public that she was taking a break from Twitter, because she couldn't hack the scrutiny that a homewrecking celebrity with a Twitter account is sometimes subjected to:
“taking a break from twitter for a while…It’s unhealthy for me and my family to have to read negative comments from people...
You remember Rachel Uchitel -- Tiger's wacked-out mistress #1? Looks like girlfriend's going to be on the next season of The Apprentice. So help us God.
Trump, Apprentice creator, was said to have called Uchitel a few weeks ago about the possibility of having her on his reality show, and she reportedly said "Absolutely."
David Boreanaz, Tiger Woods ... this opens up Hollywood and it's "leading" men to the cavernous orifice known as Rachel Uchitel's vagina, and her seedy manipulations, too.
Good move, Trump. Now that you're bringing this fetid old crotch launcher into the open, the "I Fucked Rachel Uchitel" disease should spread faster than fucking ebola.
Win. />You remember Rachel Uchitel -- Tiger's wacked-out mistress #1? Looks like girlfriend's going to be on the next season of The Apprentice. So help us God.
Trump, Apprentice creator, was said to have called Uchitel a few weeks ago about the possibility of having her on his reality show, and she reportedly said "Absolutely."
David Boreanaz, Tiger Woods ... this opens up Hollywood and it's "leading" men to the cavernous orifice known as Rachel Uchitel's vagina, and her seedy manipulations, too...
I never really followed Griffin too much, but this was way too good to pass up. I love her (clearly staged) reaction to finding out that Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, daughter of "hopey-changey" Sarah Palin, are back to knockin' boots.
Hey -- at least she's legal now, right? />
I never really followed Griffin too much, but this was way too good to pass up. I love her (clearly staged) reaction to finding out that Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, daughter of "hopey-changey" Sarah Palin, are back to knockin' boots.
Hey -- at least she's legal now, right? ...
She also played roles in two of my favorite movies -- Love Actually and The Mothman Prophecies. That Mothman shit was pretty freaky, wasn't it? I had nightmares for weeks and anxiety about bridges for months after seeing that for the first time. Crazy.
Linney recently sat down for an interview with Prevention magazine and discussed everything from aging, to her diet, to recent stints on Broadway:
You starred on Broadway in Time Stands Still [which reopens with Linney on September 23] with famously vegan Alicia Silverstone. Did she help shape your diet?
I love Alicia - she had an enormous influence on me. I burst with pride over her book [The Kind Diet]. And she said, “You don’t have to be one thing or the other, just figure out what’s best for you.” I had been so rigid in my thinking about if I was going to be a vegetarian, if I was going to be a vegan. I don’t have to put that pressure on myself. I”m just trying to learn what the best diet is for me.
What kind of changes have you made?
Well, I certainly feel better now that I’m barely eating meat. I don’t feel as heavy, my digestion is better, my skin is better - even my hair is better! And I feel healthier when I don’t eat dairy, but that’s really hard for me - I love cheese. But food is not just nutritional, it’s mental, so you know, if I need a little chocolate every once in a while, I need a little chocolate.
Read More />She also played roles in two of my favorite movies -- Love Actually and The Mothman Prophecies. That Mothman shit was pretty freaky, wasn't it? I had nightmares for weeks and anxiety about bridges for months after seeing that for the first time. Crazy.
Linney recently sat down for an interview with Prevention magazine and discussed everything from aging, to her diet, to recent stints on Broadway:
You starred on Broadway in Time Stands Still [which reopens with Linney on September 23] wi...
Jennifer Love Hewitt photographed leaving her home in LA yesterday afternoon, looking not-at-all demented, demonic, or douchey. />...