This is the movie that positively screams, "Vanessa Hudgens still has a career!" Remember her? The dour-faced girl that bangs Zac Efron? Yeah, I had to Google her, too. (I'm kidding; I did not have to Google Vanessa Hudgens. I have High School Musical posters all over my bedroom, duh!)
Sucker Punch, the latest creation directed by Zack Snyder, features Hudgens, Abbie Cornish (who used to date Ryan Phillippe), Jena Malone and Emily Browning, among other notable actresses, and this was the movie that Vanessa Hudgens was referring to when she said she was doing a project that involved physical training by Navy SEALs.
In all honesty, the trailer doesn't completely blow, and Emily Browning in A Series of Unfortunate Events totally rocked my world. Maybe Vanessa can finally shed that pesky High School Musical thing and become a real actress. You saw what Footloose did for Kevin Bacon's career, am I right? That fucker's got his own six degrees of separation.
Anyway. Will you see this movie? />
This is the movie that positively screams, "Vanessa Hudgens still has a career!" Remember her? The dour-faced girl that bangs Zac Efron? Yeah, I had to Google her, too. (I'm kidding; I did not have to Google Vanessa Hudgens. I have High School Musical posters all over my bedroom, duh!)
Sucker Punch, the latest creation directed by Zack Snyder, features Hudgens, Abbie Cornish (who used to date Ryan Phillippe), Jena Malone and Emily Browning, among other notable actresses, and this was...
Crazy. Two Paris Hilton posts in a week, guys. It's like a redux of 2005! And 2006! And 2007! And I'm loving it!
Paris Hilton, who was always one of my favorite celebrity targets, has shed her guise of chaste and demure sobriety, and was photographed on her latest vacation partying it up circa the days of the Trifecta of Trouble (read: back when Lindsay, Britney and Paris were all chummy-chums), and it's fabulous.
The photos speak for themselves, and clearly everything -- and everyone -- has come full circle.
Sometimes? Life is amazing.
[gallery columns="4"] />Crazy. Two Paris Hilton posts in a week, guys. It's like a redux of 2005! And 2006! And 2007! And I'm loving it!
Paris Hilton, who was always one of my favorite celebrity targets, has shed her guise of chaste and demure sobriety, and was photographed on her latest vacation partying it up circa the days of the Trifecta of Trouble (read: back when Lindsay, Britney and Paris were all chummy-chums), and it's fabulous.
The photos speak for themselves, and clearly everything -- and everyone -- has come full circle...
You know, just when you thought Michael Lohan couldn't sink any further (and how much further could you sink after kicking a girlfriend in a crotch, and then another girlfriend in the face?), he goes and outdoes himself: it's been confirmed that Michael sold naked, sleeping photos of his (I'm assuming "ex") fiancee, Kate Major, in an attempt to retaliate after she went public with abuse claims.
The photos were said to be taken this past April, and were done without knowledge -- or approval -- of Kate, who is now considering criminal charges against Lohan.
As for Michael? He definitely thinks that his reprehensible actions are justifiable:
“She [Kate] has no money, no job and she’s been living off of me for the last 8 months… and her dad just cut her off. If she doesn’t stop the nonsense, more and more will come out. I am tired of being used and people who need to make up stories to make money off others. I have more important issues to deal with than Kate Major.”
What a stellar, stellar man. I hear there's a cell open next to his daughter; maybe the two could bunk up and get some quality time in. I mean, if this isn't some kind of sexual violation that's deserving of jail time, I don't know what is.
Way to go, fuckhead. />You know, just when you thought Michael Lohan couldn't sink any further (and how much further could you sink after kicking a girlfriend in a crotch, and then another girlfriend in the face?), he goes and outdoes himself: it's been confirmed that Michael sold naked, sleeping photos of his (I'm assuming "ex") fiancee, Kate Major, in an attempt to retaliate after she went public with abuse claims.
The photos were said to be taken this past April, and were done without knowledge -- or approval -- of Kate, who is now considering criminal charge...
If it's a day ending in "y," you can bet your sweet ass that there's (another) Mel Gibson tape floating around the interwebs, just waiting for a rapt audience to hoot and holler at his misogynistic and racially-motivated antics.
RadarOnline has the latest audio, which you can listen to here, but in case you're at work, or have small children in the vicinity, I've taken the liberty of transcribing the audio to text (OK, I lied, it was merely an exercise of the magic of CTRL+C and CTRL+V) so you can read his rant, rather than have to subject yourself to the gruffness of Mel's psychoticisms. (Yes, that's a word because I just happened to invent it. Now.)
Jump in to read the text!
Read More />If it's a day ending in "y," you can bet your sweet ass that there's (another) Mel Gibson tape floating around the interwebs, just waiting for a rapt audience to hoot and holler at his misogynistic and racially-motivated antics.
RadarOnline has the latest audio, which you can listen to here, but in case you're at work, or have small children in the vicinity, I've taken the liberty of transcribing the audio to text (OK, I lied, it was merely an exercise of the magic of CTRL+C and CTRL+V) so you can read his rant, r...
Angelina Jolie and her brood of four (and the papers say that Brad was home "babysitting" the twins while she was off globetrotting with her other kids; how is it that he gets to "babysit" his own children -- silly, silly) were photographed arriving at an airport in Japan to prepare for her Japanese release of Salt, looking every bit the shiny, happy family.
Jolie is one fine example of a human being -- and as a side note, I watched Mr. & Mrs. Smith last night, and I have to say that she's even more beautiful now, as a mom, than she was prior to hooking up with Brad and adopting (and birthing) several children.
Some gals have all the luck.
Team Angelina!
[gallery] />Angelina Jolie and her brood of four (and the papers say that Brad was home "babysitting" the twins while she was off globetrotting with her other kids; how is it that he gets to "babysit" his own children -- silly, silly) were photographed arriving at an airport in Japan to prepare for her Japanese release of Salt, looking every bit the shiny, happy family.
Jolie is one fine example of a human being -- and as a side note, I watched Mr. & Mrs. Smith last night, and I have to say that she's ev...
One of my best friends growing up was super-infatuated with Jon Bon Jovi. She had posters on her walls, hair similar to the Aqua Net fros that Bon Jovi and his bandmates rocked, and multiple leather wristbands branded with "I Love Jon." She saw him in concert about forty-eight times, cried every single time, and recapped her adventures for months after seeing him. While I wasn't nearly as, oh, exuberant as she was about The King, I did like some of his songs. These Days was, by far, his best album (in my opinion), but if I ever have to hear "Wanted Dead or Alive" ever again in my life, I might have to kill myself.
On the whole, Bon Jovi's cool, he's still pretty awesome today, and he clearly wasn't as squeaky-clean as some pegged him to be. TMZ dug up some old photos of the rockstar in his heyday, shoots with naked girls and blow. Both kinds.
This one's for you, friend of mine who loves Bon Jovi, and I hope it doesn't mar your sainted image of Jon Bon Jovi himself.
Images courtesy of TMZ, in case you couldn't tell.
[gallery] />One of my best friends growing up was super-infatuated with Jon Bon Jovi. She had posters on her walls, hair similar to the Aqua Net fros that Bon Jovi and his bandmates rocked, and multiple leather wristbands branded with "I Love Jon." She saw him in concert about forty-eight times, cried every single time, and recapped her adventures for months after seeing him. While I wasn't nearly as, oh, exuberant as she was about The King, I did like some of his songs. These Days was, by far, his best a...
“It’s the way I live, I grew up looking at rock stars. It’s in my blood. I think aggression scares people. But if you’re scared, you’re feeling something. Yeah, there’s loud guitars and drums. The reaction, it’s really kind of sad ... [I'm] trying to reinvent and bring back rock 'n roll."
Taylor Momsen, who turns ... 17 today, on how her stage persona is also her real-life persona, and how she's trying to reinvent
the wheel rock and roll.
You go, girl. Really. Go. [Points to a gaping hole in the earth's crust, where you can see right down to its blazing, fiery core.] />“It’s the way I live, I grew up looking at rock stars. It’s in my blood. I think aggression scares people. But if you’re scared, you’re feeling something. Yeah, there’s loud guitars and drums. The reaction, it’s really kind of sad ... [I'm] trying to reinvent and bring back rock 'n roll."
Taylor Momsen, who turns ... 17 today, on how her stage persona is also her real-life persona, and how she's trying to reinvent the wheel rock and roll.
You go, girl. Really. Go. [Points to a gaping hole in t...
Why would anyone in their right minds want to see Paris Hilton topless? [Celebslam]
Tila Tequila supposedly won the lottery. Maybe now she can buy some panties. [popbytes]
The original Night of the Living Dead re-sketched, animated? [Pajiba]
Eddie Cibrian moves in with LeAnn Rimes. I can't wait to see how this one plays out, ha. [Celebitchy]
Told you January Jones was on her way out. [Zelda Lily]
Mel Gibson wanted to take out TMZ's Harvey Levin ... and I don't mean "to dinner." [Allie is Wired]
I'd rather "saw" off my right arm than watch any of these movies -- especially the new 3D version. [Amy Grindhouse]
Huh. And I though Kim Kardashian was dating Miles Austin. This is just such a shocker. [Betty Confidential]
Yes, we knew Queen Latifah was a lesbian. So? [OMGBlog]
Shakira is still smoking hot, and I don't care what you say about it. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Why would anyone in their right minds want to see Paris Hilton topless? [Celebslam]
Tila Tequila supposedly won the lottery. Maybe now she can buy some panties. [popbytes]
The original Night of the Living Dead re-sketched, animated? [Pajiba]
Eddie Cibrian moves in with LeAnn Rimes. I can't wait to see how this one plays out, ha. [Celebitchy]
Told you January Jones was on her way out. [Zelda Lily]
Mel Gibson wanted to take out TMZ's Harvey Levin ... and I don't mean "to dinner." [Allie is Wired]
I'd rather "saw" off my right arm than watch a...
And before you do, I'll have you know that the gentleman in the off-white turtleneck in the center of the photo is Jersey Shore's Mike "The Sitution" Sorrentino, even though I totally thought he was the guy on the far right ... Bwahaha! />...
Cameron Diaz, who's been a thorn in my side in the past, has finally stumbled upon some rather poignant gems of insight on -- surprisingly -- the topic of love and marriage and life-long partnerships. She recently spoke exclusively to the UK's Stylist magazine, and after they asked her the obligatory "What's your opinion of relationships" question, she replied:
"I think the big misconception in our society is that we're supposed to meet the one when we're 18 and we're supposed to get married to them and love them for the rest of our lives. Bullshit."
She delves even further into her opinion on love and relationships and says:
"Who would want to be with the same person for 80 years? Why not break it up a little bit? I think people get freaked out about getting married and spending 20 or 30 years sleeping with the same person but if that's the case, don't do it. Have someone for five years and another person for another five years. Life is long and lucky and yes, love might last forever, but you don't always live with the person you love forever."
And you know what? She's actually absolutely right -- I agree with her whole-heartedly. Are you surprised? You should be.
Keep this kind of thinking up, Cammy, and I might actually like you one day soon! />Cameron Diaz, who's been a thorn in my side in the past, has finally stumbled upon some rather poignant gems of insight on -- surprisingly -- the topic of love and marriage and life-long partnerships. She recently spoke exclusively to the UK's Stylist magazine, and after they asked her the obligatory "What's your opinion of relationships" question, she replied:
"I think the big misconception in our society is that we're supposed to meet the one when we're 18 and we're supposed to get married to them and lo...
According to "sources close to Lindsay Lohan," she's having a hard time with some of the prison staff at Lynwood, and can't get access to non-gross drinking water.
Prison staff told TMZ that prisoners can "order" water once a week, and since Lindsay came in halfway through a cycle, she's not entitled to ordering fresh drinking water until sometime next week.
Though I'm not completely sure if I believe it all, or whether or not the story's been embellished for dramatic flair, it would suck if that were true. I drink water from the time I wake up to the time I fall asleep (and yes, if you were wondering, I do pee a lot) and it'd be really awful if someone told me I couldn't. And drinking out of a prison sink faucet? Yeah, it's jail, but come on. />According to "sources close to Lindsay Lohan," she's having a hard time with some of the prison staff at Lynwood, and can't get access to non-gross drinking water.
Prison staff told TMZ that prisoners can "order" water once a week, and since Lindsay came in halfway through a cycle, she's not entitled to ordering fresh drinking water until sometime next week.
Though I'm not completely sure if I believe it all, or whether or not the story's been embellished for dramatic flair, it would suc...
I just found out that Orlando Bloom
finally caved and married that beast Miranda Kerr. I mean, it doesn't exactly surprise me; they got engaged last month, so it was maybe a little bit inevitable, but I'm briefly saddened nonetheless.
The first time I saw Bloom grace the silver screen was in Elizabethtown (yeah, I'm not such a Lord of the Rings fan) with Kirsten Dunst, and I was smitten since.
Congratulations on marrying one of the most beautiful women on the planet, Orlando -- I could expect nothing less from you, and I'm wishing you guys all the happiness in the world, so, whatever.
These two crazy kids are out celebrating their marriage, on their honeymoon, and probably having lots and lots of hot sex. And for that? I am jealous. But I got mine -- that picture above? Hottest. thing. ever. />I just found out that Orlando Bloom finally caved and married that beast Miranda Kerr. I mean, it doesn't exactly surprise me; they got engaged last month, so it was maybe a little bit inevitable, but I'm briefly saddened nonetheless.
The first time I saw Bloom grace the silver screen was in Elizabethtown (yeah, I'm not such a Lord of the Rings fan) with Kirsten Dunst, and I was smitten since.
Congratulations on marrying one of the most beautiful women on the planet, Orlando -- I could expect not...
