Oh, Adrien Brody, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
Apparently, my boyfriend has so much all-encompassing ambition that he's got a back-up plan in case Hollywood ever gives him the big steel boot: performing as a magician, The Amazing Adrien, at children's birthday parties.
According to a recent interview, Brody states:
“I was the Amazing Adrien. I would do younger children’s birthday parties. The one trick I could do almost anywhere was to break a pencil with a dollar. It was destructive, and also cool. Magic was my first foray into acting. There’s improvisation and you have to reel people in — it’s a good stepping stone and handy to have as a back-up!”
What's amazing and magical is the way this total stranger has me so besotted. I hope your acting career heads south, Adrien, and then you can head south and do magic tricks at my party. I promise there'll be a lot of ego-stroking by way of referring to you as the "Amazing Adrien," and we'll see if there's any tricks that involve things disappearing into a box. That one's my favorite. />Oh, Adrien Brody, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
Apparently, my boyfriend has so much all-encompassing ambition that he's got a back-up plan in case Hollywood ever gives him the big steel boot: performing as a magician, The Amazing Adrien, at children's birthday parties.
According to a recent interview, Brody states:
“I was the Amazing Adrien. I would do younger children’s birthday parties. The one trick I could do almost anywhere was to break a pencil with a dollar. It was destructive, and also cool. Ma...
Our lady Megan Fox (who, incidentally, I dreamed about last night, and no, guys, I won't share), is moving up and beyond box-office hits like Transformersand circus freak sex movies.
Fox is now the new face of Armani cosmetics (and wow, I thought the extent of Armani's "branching out" beyond super-amazing haute couture was limited to overpriced boxer shorts sold at discount outlets) and sources say that the promo tour is going to start in October. Megan's thoughts?:
“Mr. Armani is an iconic visionary for all things fashion. I’m honored to be associated with him and part of this campaign.”
Whatever pays the bills, girlfriend. And hey, good for you. That 90210 money isn't gonna last you forever. It's also a hell of a lot better than, say, Revlon or something. />Our lady Megan Fox (who, incidentally, I dreamed about last night, and no, guys, I won't share), is moving up and beyond box-office hits like Transformers and circus freak sex movies.
Fox is now the new face of Armani cosmetics (and wow, I thought the extent of Armani's "branching out" beyond super-amazing haute couture was limited to overpriced boxer shorts sold at discount outlets) and sources say that the promo tour is going to start in October. Megan's thoughts?:
“Mr. Armani is an iconic...
"It's over. I broke up with him."
--Bristol Palin on -- what else -- her (second) breakup with former Playgirl playmate, Levi Johnston.
Wanna know what I think this is? I think it was an elaborate hoax set up by Sarah Palin herself to really stick it up Levi's ass for being such a pain in the ass for the past few years. What better way to get back at Levi than to build his hopes up and think there's a solid future with his baby mama and his child and to dash them in the most public of ways?
The "real" reason? Evidently, the day that Bristol and Levi announced their re-engagement, Brissie found out that Levi may have fathered another child with another woman, though reports deny that.
What do you guys think? Trash airing trash, or real drama and hurt going down? />"It's over. I broke up with him."
--Bristol Palin on -- what else -- her (second) breakup with former Playgirl playmate, Levi Johnston.
Wanna know what I think this is? I think it was an elaborate hoax set up by Sarah Palin herself to really stick it up Levi's ass for being such a pain in the ass for the past few years. What better way to get back at Levi than to build his hopes up and think there's a solid future with his baby mama and his child and to dash them in the most public of ways?
The "real" reaso...
Because there was really no other way to take them, right? Jaysus beachballs.
So here's the original comment, which garnered some pretty strong reactions from you guys yesterday:
“I think breastfeeding really helped (me keep me figure). Some people here (in the US) think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think ‘Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?’ I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.”
And here's what Gisele says she really meant (supermodel-speak is much different than the tongues of the commoners):
“My intention in making a comment about the importance of breastfeeding has nothing to do with the law. It comes from my passion and beliefs about children. Becoming a new mom has brought a lot of questions, I feel like I am in a constant search for answers on what might be the best for my child. It’s unfortunate that in an interview sometimes things can seem so black and white. I am sure if I would just be sitting talking about my experiences with other mothers, we would just be sharing opinions. I understand that everyone has their own experience and opinions and I am not here to judge. I believe that bringing a life into this world is the single most important thing a person can undertake and it can also be the most challenging. I think as mothers we are all just trying our best.”
Well. That was well-thought out, if not winded, backpedaling, and nervous. I think we have another Gwyneth Paltrow on our hands, ladies and gentlemen. />Because there was really no other way to take them, right? Jaysus beachballs.
So here's the original comment, which garnered some pretty strong reactions from you guys yesterday:
“I think breastfeeding really helped (me keep me figure). Some people here (in the US) think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think ‘Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?’ I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babie...
"I think breastfeeding really helped (me keep me figure). Some people here (in the US) think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think 'Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?' I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months."
Gisele Bündchen on making breastfeeding a wordwide law. Clearly, she doesn't know what kind of controversy that making such comments stirs, but I'm going to let her off on this one. She's a first-time mom, and she's a Victoria's Secret supermodel. She can't be completely perfect, you know. />"I think breastfeeding really helped (me keep me figure). Some people here (in the US) think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think 'Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?' I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months."
Gisele Bündchen on making breastfeeding a wordwide law. Clearly, she doesn't know what kind of controversy that making such comments stirs, but I'm going to let her...
Uh, if you guessed Lindsay, you'd be right. But you'd also be of, like, super-investigator caliber, because this woman looks just like Lindsay.
Now that the engagement is clearly off between Kate Major and Michael Lohan, he's taken the liberty of moving along to another faux-blonde in New York (and what the fuck are these people thinking, shacking up with Michael Lohan, anyway?!) and was photographed swapping spit (ew, ew, ew) with her just this past weekend.
OK. I guess we'll read about the new chick in a few weeks, or a few months. Arm yourself with a protective cup and a mouth guard ... this shit could get ugly. />Uh, if you guessed Lindsay, you'd be right. But you'd also be of, like, super-investigator caliber, because this woman looks just like Lindsay.
Now that the engagement is clearly off between Kate Major and Michael Lohan, he's taken the liberty of moving along to another faux-blonde in New York (and what the fuck are these people thinking, shacking up with Michael Lohan, anyway?!) and was photographed swapping spit (ew, ew, ew) with her just this past weekend.
OK. I guess we'll read a...
As you're all probably aware, the phenomena known as Lindsay Lohan has made her grand exit from jail, and is in the process of transitioning to rehab, where she'll be treated for meth addiction, withdrawal, and bipolar disorder.
Lindsay was released early yesterday morning, after just serving thirteen days of her ninety-day sentence, but wasn't photographed looking like methed-out shit leaving the facility. As of today, she probably sits in UCLA Medical Center's rehabilitation center, because Morningside Recovery, her original destination, was found to be ill-equipped and not secure enough to handle Lindsay's addictions star power.
Lindsay's rehab stint is supposed to last ninety days, but her "requirements" seem more like "recommendations," and I highly doubt she'll be there for the next two weeks, let alone the next three months. Come the fuck on. She didn't even spend a third of her time in jail, for crying out loud -- rehab is going to be a joke for Lohan. She's going to pull out her dusty, dried out acting skills and be all "healed" and "remorseful" of of her pre-jail behavior, and she'll be out quicker than you can say drug-addled sex kitten, back to snatch shots, chipped dollar store nail polish, and Red Bull before the end of the week. Then the LA county legal system will smile smugly and say, "Hey, this kinda stuff is our job, guys, and we take it seriously." />As you're all probably aware, the phenomena known as Lindsay Lohan has made her grand exit from jail, and is in the process of transitioning to rehab, where she'll be treated for meth addiction, withdrawal, and bipolar disorder.
Lindsay was released early yesterday morning, after just serving thirteen days of her ninety-day sentence, but wasn't photographed looking like methed-out shit leaving the facility. As of today, she probably sits in UCLA Medical Center's rehabilitation center, because Morningside Recovery, her original ...
I like Carrie Underwood. I'm not such a fan of country music, especially country bubble gum pop, but Carrie Underwood's alright in my book. I came across this photo of her at her most recent Today Show performance, and because my internet connection is as slow as mole-asses (yes, mole asses), it took a minute to load, and I gradually got to see what she was wearing.
I caught the blazer and tie and thought, "Yeah, cute." Then the tweedish shorts came into view and I liked the outfit even more. Another thirty seconds or so went by, the black knee socks were revealed and I thought, "Woo! Hot bitch! Check out those legs!" And then my connection took the liberty of speeding way the fuck up, and all at once my vision was assailed with those horrendous, horrific excuses for shoes. I could have died. I thought it was a cruel joke from the fashion gods for smiting, well, pretty much everyone, and I wanted to take a Louisville slugger to both shoes in an effort to beat the sheer malevolence out of them.
Evil, evil shoes. />I like Carrie Underwood. I'm not such a fan of country music, especially country bubble gum pop, but Carrie Underwood's alright in my book. I came across this photo of her at her most recent Today Show performance, and because my internet connection is as slow as mole-asses (yes, mole asses), it took a minute to load, and I gradually got to see what she was wearing.
I caught the blazer and tie and thought, "Yeah, cute." Then the tweedish shorts came into view and I liked the outfit even more. ...
Jolie is still talking up her latest flick, Salt, which I probably won't see, because Harry Potter movies and Pirates of the Caribbean-type plots are a bit more my speed, but she sounds like she had an amazing time during filming, and in her latest interview discussing Salt, she takes her kick-ass-ness to the next level by saying she wants to be the next James Bond:
On not playing a Bond girl:
‘They wanted me to play a Bond girl in Casino Royale,’ says Angelina Jolie. ‘I said, “Actually, I’d prefer to play him; I’d rather be Bond.” It was a joke - kind of. It was an interesting conversation.’
On Salt not being like James Bond:
‘Salt is nothing like Bond,’ says Jolie. ‘In so many spy films women are femme fatales and we wanted to avoid that. My character doesn’t use her sexuality to get anything. It’s the roughest I’ve looked. When we fight, it gets ugly. Somebody breaks my nose in the film. It’s not pretty.’
On being a woman in an action film:
‘I think when people write things for women - at least with the films I’ve done in the past, such as Tomb Raider - they’re not serious. They’re not raw. They’re not hard. So when we wanted a real female action hero, we looked towards something that wasn’t written for a woman.’
Is there anything this woman can't do? Honestly. You hear this shit and have to know that it's no wonder that Brad chose her over wishy-washy, clingy, rom-com Jennifer Aniston. Wouldn't you? Yeah. You would. I would.
[gallery] />Jolie is still talking up her latest flick, Salt, which I probably won't see, because Harry Potter movies and Pirates of the Caribbean-type plots are a bit more my speed, but she sounds like she had an amazing time during filming, and in her latest interview discussing Salt, she takes her kick-ass-ness to the next level by saying she wants to be the next James Bond:
On not playing a Bond girl:
‘They wanted me to play a Bond girl in Casino Royale,’ says Angelina Jolie. ‘I said, “Actu...
I know a lot of you guys like to make fun of Fergie for meth face, but damn. I never realized Lindsay had it, too, until I found out that she's going to be treated for methamphetamines herself. Because yeah, she is. TMZ got the scoop that when Lindsay checks out of jail, she'll be checking into Morningside Recovery rehab to be treated for meth use and withdrawal and bipolar disorder.
Who the fuck does meth, like, intentionally? I mean, you've probably all seen that website Faces of Meth. Why would someone consciously do things like that? Those are like Whitney Houston the people that intentionally use crack cocaine or inject heroin between their toes. These are the dirtiest of the dirty drugs, and anyone who knowingly tries a drug like meth is only setting themselves up for ultimate failure. It's like, come on. How do you expect this is going to turn out?
Meth, for fuck's sake.
Pretty hardcore, Linds. And pretty goddamned stupid, too. />I know a lot of you guys like to make fun of Fergie for meth face, but damn. I never realized Lindsay had it, too, until I found out that she's going to be treated for methamphetamines herself. Because yeah, she is. TMZ got the scoop that when Lindsay checks out of jail, she'll be checking into Morningside Recovery rehab to be treated for meth use and withdrawal and bipolar disorder.
Who the fuck does meth, like, intentionally? I mean, you've probably all seen that website Faces of Meth. Why woul...
Harry Potter Daniel Radcliffe turned twenty-one yesterday, and we've got the photos documenting his good time.
Dan's really seemed to come into his own, and regardless of what he does in the future, he'll always have a legacy of good acting to fall back on -- even if his heyday was playing a school-aged wizard in my favorite movies of all time.
I don't care how many times you show your penis on stage, you'll always be Harry Potter to me, and I'm OK with that, friend.
Happy Birthday!
[gallery] />Harry Potter Daniel Radcliffe turned twenty-one yesterday, and we've got the photos documenting his good time.
Dan's really seemed to come into his own, and regardless of what he does in the future, he'll always have a legacy of good acting to fall back on -- even if his heyday was playing a school-aged wizard in my favorite movies of all time.
I don't care how many times you show your penis on stage, you'll always be Harry Potter to me, and I'm OK with that, friend.
Happy Birthday!
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Kate Beckinsale for the Total Recall reboot? Yes on Kate, no on the remake. [Pajiba]
Even the Brits think Lady Gaga's an asshat. She'd probably wear that, too. [Amy G...