It debuted at Cannes a few months back, and supposedly at the most recent Toronto Independent Film Festival, it's kicking some more ass. So, uh, the question remains: when is it going to be available to the public? I'm sure you all remember my long-winded diatribe of how I "met" Ryan Gosling while he was filming this movie in a town where I used to live, so this movie -- already -- holds unseen value to me at this point.
I've gotta see it. Any of you lucky enough to be at either of these film festivals, or maybe somehow snagged a bootleg of the production? I mean, I know that kind of thing is sort of frowned upon by the law and whatever, but it's not as if I'm going to tell anyone or anything. />
It debuted at Cannes a few months back, and supposedly at the most recent Toronto Independent Film Festival, it's kicking some more ass. So, uh, the question remains: when is it going to be available to the public? I'm sure you all remember my long-winded diatribe of how I "met" Ryan Gosling while he was filming this movie in a town where I used to live, so this movie -- already -- holds unseen value to me at this point.
I've gotta see it. Any of you lucky enough to be at either of th...
Goddamn, this kid is backwards. If he wanted to run for mayor, he should have listened quietly, observed mercilessly, and remained in the designer-paid-for-by-contributions back pocket of Sarah Palin's outdated Calvin Klein jeans. (Sarah's never heard of 7 For All Mankind or Diesel donchaknow.)
But alas, Johnston
allows the Palin family to alienate him alienates himself, and now expects a valid run for Wasilla, Alaska, mayor. Just great.
And it gets worse: sources close to Johnston state that he's currently pitching a reality show for TLC to document his journey to winning the title of Wasilla mayor called Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor's Office. [Dies. Just ... dies.]
Oh, wait. This is a Sarah Palin breed we're talking about, and it's apparent one can wear many hats -- beauty queen, governor, vice-presidential nominee, president? OK. I get it, then. Playgirl playmate, reality star (?), music video inspiration ...
Got it. It's all falling into place for me now.
Oh, and the chicks in the photo? Are all like, "Squee!! We have a photo with that dreamy dreamboat Levi Johnston! You know, the baby daddy of the teenaged mom? Isn't it just everyone's dream to get knocked up by a stodgy, famewhoring, tool before they graduate high school? Oh, let him be mine, let it be me!"
Or maybe they're just laughing at him. That's what I'm really hoping it is. Squee. />Goddamn, this kid is backwards. If he wanted to run for mayor, he should have listened quietly, observed mercilessly, and remained in the designer-paid-for-by-contributions back pocket of Sarah Palin's outdated Calvin Klein jeans. (Sarah's never heard of 7 For All Mankind or Diesel donchaknow.)
But alas, Johnston allows the Palin family to alienate him alienates himself, and now expects a valid run for Wasilla, Alaska, mayor. Just great.
And it gets worse: sources close to Johnston state that he's...
Clearly, Betty's the greatest dancer. />...
And yet another perfect example of people not being able to leave well enough alone. Lea Michele, who I thought to be a breath of fresh air -- physically, and because she
is was built like a normal human being that liked to eat cheeseburgers and gravy fries and kick back a milkshake once in awhile -- has gone the "Hollywood Route," and has lost about two-thirds of her body weight in what's obviously an effort to blend in with the rest of the twigs that have better jobs that she does.
Michele was photographed at the recent Teen Choice Awards and after much searching, I finally found out where. See that tiny green blades-of-grass dress? She's in that. I know, I know, her limbs and emaciated face almost blend in with the background, and especially when she turns to the side, but keep your eyes on the green dress, I promise, guys -- she's there.
Sorry, Lea. You don't look great, or "coltish," or fierce. You just look like another stupid girl who's gone to extremes in order to fit into an exclusive club. />And yet another perfect example of people not being able to leave well enough alone. Lea Michele, who I thought to be a breath of fresh air -- physically, and because she is was built like a normal human being that liked to eat cheeseburgers and gravy fries and kick back a milkshake once in awhile -- has gone the "Hollywood Route," and has lost about two-thirds of her body weight in what's obviously an effort to blend in with the rest of the twigs that have better jobs that she does.
Michele was photographed at the recen...
And the age-old debate goes on about whether or not it's "appropriate" for the Pitt-Jolies to allow their four-year-old daughter to continually cavort in boys' clothing.
Us Weekly released a photograph of young Shiloh playing in a pool with her sister Zahara, wearing what can only be described as a pair of boys' shorts and a gold necklace.
Naturally, the shit has started about "Angelina and Brad encouraging androgyny," and "parenting gone awry," but you know what the bigger picture is here? Why the fuck is some skeevy photographer lurking in the bushes, trying to take photographs of the Pitt-Jolie kids while they swim? I think that's the biggest point that people are missing today. I personally don't care what Shiloh decides to do as she gets older -- it's not as if it's something we haven't seen before -- and Brad and Angelina's parenting methods are of no concern to me (they're not my children, after all), and yes, I think that people are looking way too far into the fact that Shiloh, a four-year-old girl, is wearing boys' swimming trunks rather than the fact that there's some BS picture-taker-of-children floating around, allowing these photos of a private family's outing to run in a national magazine.
Priorities, people, priorities. />And the age-old debate goes on about whether or not it's "appropriate" for the Pitt-Jolies to allow their four-year-old daughter to continually cavort in boys' clothing.
Us Weekly released a photograph of young Shiloh playing in a pool with her sister Zahara, wearing what can only be described as a pair of boys' shorts and a gold necklace.
Naturally, the shit has started about "Angelina and Brad encouraging androgyny," and "parenting gone awry," but you know what the bigger picture is here...
Christina Ricci, girl, you look so different when you're not topless and high on coke. [Celebslam]
Justin Timberlake playing at being gay. [popbytes]
Anyone hear about that movie coming out in November, Skyline? It actually doesn't look horrible. Who am I kidding. This shit's going to suck. [Pajiba]
If you weren't convinced that Taylor Momsen is a complete idiot before, you should be now. [Celebitchy]
Have you seen The Jane Austen Fight Club? [Zelda Lily]
Oh, how cute. Selena Gomez is trying to be interesting. [Allie is Wired]
I'd say 'What a fun photo shoot this looks to be!' but I can't stop staring at the idiocy that is this new Transformers chick's mouth. Lay off the Restalyne cocktails for breakfast, sweetie. [Amy Grindhouse]
Everybody hates Naomi Campbell. And it's not because she's violent -- it's because she's an idiot. [Betty Confidential]
Stephen Colbert is pretty impressive. [OMGBlog]
Two out of the three schmoes in this photograph made me laugh last night's gin and tonics off. All four of them. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Christina Ricci, girl, you look so different when you're not topless and high on coke. [Celebslam]
Justin Timberlake playing at being gay. [popbytes]
Anyone hear about that movie coming out in November, Skyline? It actually doesn't look horrible. Who am I kidding. This shit's going to suck. [Pajiba]
If you weren't convinced that Taylor Momsen is a complete idiot before, you should be now. [Celebitchy]
Have you seen The Jane Austen Fight Club? [Zelda Lily]
Oh, how cute. Selena Gomez is trying to be interesting. [Allie is Wired]
I'd say 'What a ...
Bethenny Frankel goes -- unfortunately -- topless. [Celebslam]
Ryan Reynolds: Hot or Not? [popbytes]
The answer to Knocked Up. [Pajiba]
Is Scott Disick in rehab? [Celebitchy]
Britney's now in her no pants stage. Thanks for that. [Amy Grindhouse]
Today in more topless pics: Penelope Cruz. [CityRag]
Alicia Keys' lovely baby bump. [Pop on the Pop]
Just how relevant is Mad Men? [Zelda Lily]
Rosie O'Donnell is headed back to your TV. [OMGBlog]
Not only is Chris Brown a huge douchebag, his taste in jewelry reflects this, too. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Bethenny Frankel goes -- unfortunately -- topless. [Celebslam]
Ryan Reynolds: Hot or Not? [popbytes]
The answer to Knocked Up. [Pajiba]
Is Scott Disick in rehab? [Celebitchy]
Britney's now in her no pants stage. Thanks for that. [Amy Grindhouse]
Today in more topless pics: Penelope Cruz. [CityRag]
Alicia Keys' lovely baby bump. [Pop on the Pop]
Just how relevant is Mad Men? [Zelda Lily]
Rosie O'Donnell is headed back to your TV. [OMGBlog]
Not only is Chris Brown a huge douchebag, his taste in jewelry reflects this, too. [Celebrity Smack Blog]...
Uh, no? 'Cause she'd probably go all Fatal Attraction on him or something and he'd wake up in a seedy motel room on the side of Route 14 in a bathtub full of ice, missing three or four fingers and toes, and with his anus feeling rather full.
Naturally, the pot-stirrers are surfacing since there's been no Eddie/LeAnn/Brandi drama for the past eighteen days or so, and Exclusive! Sources! spoke recently to Star, a magazine I tend to believe and disbelieve along with the lunar cycles. The Exclusive! Sources! claim that Eddie's gone back to Brandi, but only for the sex, and LeAnn is in the dark (probably hiding with a knife and strapped up with some C4). However, Eddie caught wind of the vicious, vicious lies being spread through such reputable literary publications and went -- where else? -- to his Twitter account to refute the magazine's claims:
Once again my ex has stooped to a new low attempting to sabotage my beautiful relationship with LeAnn. Not surprisingly the ONLY magazine that decided to run the story shares the same credibility and delusion as my ex. They should be ashamed of themselves.
So, yeah. Slam bang, Brandi, and back the fuck off. No one's gonna mess with little Eddie's little lady, LeAnn, and especially not you, hoss.
Oh, and buddy Ed? You might come across as a little more convincing if you weren't going after Star magazine for crying out loud. It's not as if this shit was published in People or on TMZ. Get your "celebrity" gossip rags straight for fuck's sake. You might look like the bigger person one of these days. />Uh, no? 'Cause she'd probably go all Fatal Attraction on him or something and he'd wake up in a seedy motel room on the side of Route 14 in a bathtub full of ice, missing three or four fingers and toes, and with his anus feeling rather full.
Naturally, the pot-stirrers are surfacing since there's been no Eddie/LeAnn/Brandi drama for the past eighteen days or so, and Exclusive! Sources! spoke recently to Star, a magazine I tend to believe and disbelieve along with the lunar cycles. The Exclusi...
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino photographed debuting his newest, stupidest haircut yet, somewhere in Jersey.
Nice shoes, brah. />...
So, our little Hermione Granger has decided to up and grow up and chop her hair off à la Keira Knightley, circa wheneverthefuckitwas.
My initial reaction? "Holy hell, someone magicked off her hair!" and then my second, more rational and positive reaction was, "Damn, girl, looking good."
Your thoughts? />...
Yup, if you have eyes, you guessed it: Lily Allen! (And, uh, if you don't have eyes, what the hell are you doing, trying to read this website? You have no eyes.)
Allen announced today that she's carrying a child, conceived with her boyfriend, Sam Cooper. This will be the first child for both parties.
Damn, and to think: it wasn't all that long ago that Lily was flashing her multi-nipples, getting publicly inebriated, and picking fights with Sir Elton John. You've come a long way, girl. It gives people like Lindsay Lohan hope to hear about these things. Just, uh, don't get any ideas, Linds. I'd hope that procreation is far, far at the bottom of your list -- if even on it.
Congratulations!
/>Yup, if you have eyes, you guessed it: Lily Allen! (And, uh, if you don't have eyes, what the hell are you doing, trying to read this website? You have no eyes.)
Allen announced today that she's carrying a child, conceived with her boyfriend, Sam Cooper. This will be the first child for both parties.
Damn, and to think: it wasn't all that long ago that Lily was flashing her multi-nipples, getting publicly inebriated, and picking fights with Sir Elton John. You've come a long way, girl. It gives people like Lindsay Lohan hope to hear about t...
It was announced by RadarOnline that Tila Tequila is launching her own porn career. My first reaction? I thought she already was a porn star. Sorry, T. My bad.
Sources state:
Tila Tequila can officially add porn star to her resume.
RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that the Internet entrepreneur is starring in an XXX-rated film that will have a major distributor.
“Tila inked this deal hoping that she’ll make millions off the sale of it,” several sources with knowledge of the film tell RadarOnline.com.
While Tequila has posed nude for several men’s magazines and has been in some raunchy home videos, this is her first stint in a pornographic film.
Welll, hells bells. Our little girl's growing up. But don't try to pre-order anytime soon -- Tila took to her website and refuted the claims:
IS WHAT true??? So this started to worry me so I finally got online and saw that there are FALSE RUMORS that I made a deal for a “SEX TAPE!” Which is BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a feeling I know who is behind spreading these rumors. He used to work for the OMG staff, got fired for inappropriate behavior and now he’s pissed! He’s also a paparazzi and knows people from Radaronline and TMZ and all of the other mainstream media people! SO, I know that he is the one spreading those “SEX TAPE” rumor’s out of spite!!
So if you wanna play hardball ex-OMG employer, lets play. My pit bull Lawyer, Alan Gutman, is already on getting ready to file a restraining order from you!!! Do you want to play hardball????? Do you want me to tell the WORLD what you did to me????? Well since I have more class than you, I’m not going to tell them. Time will tell itself once the news comes out of the VIOLENT things you did to me, that scared the shit out of me until I kept my mouth shut about it………. Remember the “SCARS” anyone? Hmmmmmmmmmm…… I was so afraid to tell people what REALLY HAPPENED! You will all know soon enough!! and for once and for all, I DID NOT, and I repeat, I DID NOT MAKE A DEAL TO MAKE A SEXTAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And whomever spreads rumors about that, or tries to “LEAK” things from when I was only 17 years old… FUCK YOU! DO NOT FUCK WITH ME!
Too right, Tila. No one wants to fuck with you. They just want to see the trainwreck embarrassment that is you fucking with yourself. And others. />It was announced by RadarOnline that Tila Tequila is launching her own porn career. My first reaction? I thought she already was a porn star. Sorry, T. My bad.
Sources state:
Tila Tequila can officially add porn star to her resume.
RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that the Internet entrepreneur is starring in an XXX-rated film that will have a major distributor.
“Tila inked this deal hoping that she’ll make millions off the sale of it,” several sources with knowledge of the fi...
