Halle Berry picks her nose, checks it out. Oh, that and you're a fucking liar if you say that you've never done that before. [Celebslam]
Katy Perry thinks 'peacock' actually means 'penis.' That, or she's trying to coin a phrase. [popbytes]
Madonna got her cheek implants taken out. She's still a fetid old vampire. (But now she's an attractive fetid old vampire.) [Celebitchy]
Britney Spears looks almost normal when she's taken by surprise. [Amy Grindhouse]
So, what, everyone hates Eat, Pray, Love? Is that the general consensus? [Pajiba]
More on the crazy-assed flight attendant who went apeshit. [Zelda Lily]
Aww, Joe Jonas is all tore up over a little old blogger. [Allie is Wired]
Gabriel Aubry is one fine piece of man-ass. [Betty Confidential]
I know we've already talked about this, but MIA's new video -- and song -- XXXO really sucks. [OMGBlog]
Dr. Laura really loves the n-word. That's classy. Bitch. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Halle Berry picks her nose, checks it out. Oh, that and you're a fucking liar if you say that you've never done that before. [Celebslam]
Katy Perry thinks 'peacock' actually means 'penis.' That, or she's trying to coin a phrase. [popbytes]
Madonna got her cheek implants taken out. She's still a fetid old vampire. (But now she's an attractive fetid old vampire.) [Celebitchy]
Britney Spears looks almost normal when she's taken by surprise. [Amy Grindhouse]
So, what, everyone hates Ea...
So, Michelle Williams has been blowing it up big time over the past few years, just churning movies out like butter, and the buck did not stop with Blue Valentine. Her latest project? A movie called Take This Waltz, which, according to IMDB ('cause I hadn't heard of it 'til I saw the behind-the-scenes stills) is supposed to be a "funny, bittersweet and heart-wrenching story about a woman struggling to choose between two different types of love."
I love independent films, and moreover, I've been a big fan of 'major' celebrities like Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling (Lars and the Real Girl? Awesome.) doing a lot of underground movies over the past few years. It's bringing cinema back as an art, not just as, "Hey, let's bring Jennifer Aniston or Cameron Diaz into some random movie plot and make it a zany romantic comedy, OK, but a different zany romantic comedy, not the same old-same old that we've seen sixty-five-thousand times already." Oh, wait. Dammit.
Yeah, and in case you couldn't tell from the photos, Sarah Silverman's in the movie, too. And Seth Rogen, though he's actually not pictured. But I could really give a crap less about either of them, anyway.
[gallery] />So, Michelle Williams has been blowing it up big time over the past few years, just churning movies out like butter, and the buck did not stop with Blue Valentine. Her latest project? A movie called Take This Waltz, which, according to IMDB ('cause I hadn't heard of it 'til I saw the behind-the-scenes stills) is supposed to be a "funny, bittersweet and heart-wrenching story about a woman struggling to choose between two different types of love."
I love independent films, and moreover, I've...
And no, not with his estranged wife, with whom divorce hasn't even been finalized yet. Remember I wrote this story last month about 'Who'd want to leave Frasier Crane?' Well, it looks like his wife -- who I originally pit the blame on because she was a former Playboy Playmate, and fidelity usually isn't in their vocabulary (thanks for that, Hef) -- may have actually left Grammer because Grammer impregnated a 29-year-old girlfriend by the name of Kayte Walsh, which is now confirmed news, by the way. Walsh is a British Air flight attendant, whose father recently addressed the rumors that his daughter and Grammer were shacking up.
I mean, I know that a lot of people don't give a crap about Kelsey Grammer, and he hasn't been too relevant in mainstream celebrita (yes, I made that word up) since Cheers and then Frasier, but you've gotta love it when stars go all Jerry Springer and have children with people who could be their daughters, behind their wife's naked-posing-for-men's-magazines backs. />And no, not with his estranged wife, with whom divorce hasn't even been finalized yet. Remember I wrote this story last month about 'Who'd want to leave Frasier Crane?' Well, it looks like his wife -- who I originally pit the blame on because she was a former Playboy Playmate, and fidelity usually isn't in their vocabulary (thanks for that, Hef) -- may have actually left Grammer because Grammer impregnated a 29-year-old girlfriend by the name of Kayte Walsh, which is now confirmed news, by the way. Walsh is a British Air ...
“Of course, the ideal scenario for parenting is obviously two parents of a mature age. Parenting is one of the hardest jobs on earth. And, of course, many women dream of finding Prince Charming (with fatherly instincts), but for those who’ve not yet found their Bill O’Reilly, I’m just glad science has provided a few other options.”
Har-har-har, cute, Jennifer Aniston. I just love your Susy Sunshine-brand of humor. No, but really, all joking aside: Bill O'Reilly is an asshat. (Read: His head is so far up his ass that he could wear his ass -- as a hat -- should he so desire.) And I agree 100% with Jennifer Aniston on her initial remarks about parenting, because all she was really saying was that the face of the 'traditional' family is changing. Which it is, and will continue to do so as long as humans and society continue to evolve. And there's not a whole lot wrong with that. I'm not siding with the fact that a lot of people say that a single-parent family is where it's at, 'cause I do believe that the optimal situation would be for two loving parents to be present in a home, raising a child with the greater good in mind. But not every situation can pan out in the way we all individually see fit.
I'm not sticking up for Bill O'Reilly -- because we are not friends, and I am not a fan -- but I have one final point: if Jennifer Aniston was a mother, and not a totally self-sufficient multi-million-dollar money-making movie star -- oh, and a single mom, too -- she might feel differently.
Can this whole 'battle' be over now? />“Of course, the ideal scenario for parenting is obviously two parents of a mature age. Parenting is one of the hardest jobs on earth. And, of course, many women dream of finding Prince Charming (with fatherly instincts), but for those who’ve not yet found their Bill O’Reilly, I’m just glad science has provided a few other options.”
Har-har-har, cute, Jennifer Aniston. I just love your Susy Sunshine-brand of humor. No, but really, all joking aside: Bill O'Reilly is an asshat. (Read:...
Oh, Mischa Barton. Crazy, kooky Mischa Barton -- Mischa Barton of marijuana and pants of both unfortunate color and rise. You slay me.
Mischa was photographed earlier this week partying in St. Tropez (I didn't know that out-of-work actresses with drug habits could feasibly afford St. Tropez, whoa) with her latest boyfriend, DJ Ali Love, clearly smoking a joint and wearing my paisley scrunchie from 7th grade around her wrist.
Doesn't she look great, guys?
[gallery columns="4"] />Oh, Mischa Barton. Crazy, kooky Mischa Barton -- Mischa Barton of marijuana and pants of both unfortunate color and rise. You slay me.
Mischa was photographed earlier this week partying in St. Tropez (I didn't know that out-of-work actresses with drug habits could feasibly afford St. Tropez, whoa) with her latest boyfriend, DJ Ali Love, clearly smoking a joint and wearing my paisley scrunchie from 7th grade around her wrist.
Doesn't she look great, guys?
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I guess we're supposed to be surprised by this 'startling revelation.' I mean, the show's been falling apart at the seams for the past few years now, and the fact that they can't nail down a judge in the months during auditions -- and leading up to the show's 10th year debut in January? So not surprising.
Jennifer Lopez, who was asked to be a part of the three-judge panel for this year's format (Randy Jackson has stayed on and sources claim that Steven Tyler of Aerosmith has signed on, too), has made a departure from her affiliations with the show and 'insiders' claim that it has all to do with the fact that J. Lo is a giant-headed diva with a massive-assed set of demands to match:
“Her demands got out of hand,” says the source. “Fox had just had enough.”
'Her demands got out of hand.' Wow. In, what, a week and a half? That's legendary. That's epic. That's the kind of stuff that made Ben Affleck go tanning for crying out loud. />I guess we're supposed to be surprised by this 'startling revelation.' I mean, the show's been falling apart at the seams for the past few years now, and the fact that they can't nail down a judge in the months during auditions -- and leading up to the show's 10th year debut in January? So not surprising.
Jennifer Lopez, who was asked to be a part of the three-judge panel for this year's format (Randy Jackson has stayed on and sources claim that Steven Tyler of Aerosmith has signed on, too),...
Star claims to have the inside scoop on Jess's love life and also says that she's over the moon over her latest boyfriend, the sometimes-football playing Eric Johnson, so much that she bought her own engagement ring and claims that she'll "take care" of Johnson if that's what it comes down to.
Uh, girl? Why don't you go and talk to Britney about this one? She had a pretty similar situation, where she started dated this douchey-sounding guy (lookin' at you, K-Fug) and bought her own engagement ring 'cause the guy hadn't really worked for awhile, and a few years later, two kids, a divorce, several mental breakdowns and lots of cheap nylon wigs later, Britney's, uh, "back." "Bitches."
Truth? Lie? Somewhere in between? You decide. />Star claims to have the inside scoop on Jess's love life and also says that she's over the moon over her latest boyfriend, the sometimes-football playing Eric Johnson, so much that she bought her own engagement ring and claims that she'll "take care" of Johnson if that's what it comes down to.
Uh, girl? Why don't you go and talk to Britney about this one? She had a pretty similar situation, where she started dated this douchey-sounding guy (lookin' at you, K-Fug) and bought her own engageme...
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is trying wicked hard to be Megan Fox. I'm yawning, for real. [Celebslam]
Aww, look which pedophile in training is trying to make a movie! [popbytes]
"Only An Ignorant Fool Would Drink Bottled Water." Agree or disagree? Check out the documentary about this very topic. [Pajiba]
Wow. I guess Teri Hatcher really hasn't ever done Botox. I can breathe easily now. [Celebitchy]
Sorry, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan is a much, much better Marilyn Monroe than you could ever hope to be. Puh-lease. [Amy Grindhouse]
Did Renee Zellweger get a boob job? [CityRag]
I cannot believe these two assholes are procreating again. Fucking shoot me. [Pop on the Pop]
Uh, this is why you don't name your children 'Adolf Hitler'. Cripes. [Zelda Lily]
Anyone wanna see Adrien Grenier's greasy ass? Like, his actual ass that's literally -- and more than likely -- greasy? Nope. Me either. [OMGBlog]
Jessica Alba pulled over by law enforcement, actually cracks a smile. Some bitches will do anything to get out of a traffic violation. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is trying wicked hard to be Megan Fox. I'm yawning, for real. [Celebslam]
Aww, look which pedophile in training is trying to make a movie! [popbytes]
"Only An Ignorant Fool Would Drink Bottled Water." Agree or disagree? Check out the documentary about this very topic. [Pajiba]
Wow. I guess Teri Hatcher really hasn't ever done Botox. I can breathe easily now. [Celebitchy]
Sorry, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan is a much, much better Marilyn Monroe than you could ever hope to be. Puh-lease. [Amy Grindhouse]
Did Renee Zellweger get a boob job? [CityRag]
I cannot belie...
I mean, you know, if you count a girl who looks absolutely nothing like Lindsay whatsoever, with much smaller tits and a love of wine instead of pills, you'd get what the Hustler-sponsored Lindsay Lohan-alike porn is supposed to be like.
The porn star Scarlett Fay (as photographed above) is covered in what's supposed to be cocaine, but that's just another unrealistic move on Hustler's part -- as if Lindsay would be that frivolous. Waste not, want not, right?
The only thing they got right was the grubby hands. But that was a cop-out (and sheer coincidence), I'm sure. All porn stars probably have grubby hands underneath their four-inch Lucite-strong manicures. This chick just couldn't afford to get hers filled this month, so she gnawed the tips off.
So, Linds? I'm actually kind of offended on your part. Go figure.
You can check out all of the promo shots for the movie over on The Superficial -- uncensored and all, you skeeve.
Image courtesy of The Superficial />I mean, you know, if you count a girl who looks absolutely nothing like Lindsay whatsoever, with much smaller tits and a love of wine instead of pills, you'd get what the Hustler-sponsored Lindsay Lohan-alike porn is supposed to be like.
The porn star Scarlett Fay (as photographed above) is covered in what's supposed to be cocaine, but that's just another unrealistic move on Hustler's part -- as if Lindsay would be that frivolous. Waste not, want not, right?
The only thing they got right was th...
Duh! And didn't Beet predict this, like, six times or something? Yup, thought so.
Alanis Morissette follows the lead of other talented songstresses who marry and accept seed from ridiculously-named and much-less-known men and officially announces that she's pregnant with "rapper" SoulEye's child -- though we've pretty much known since June.
See? Aren't you glad, Alanis, that the whole thing with Dave Coulier didn't work out? I knew you'd meet your soul
eye mate one day. />Duh! And didn't Beet predict this, like, six times or something? Yup, thought so.
Alanis Morissette follows the lead of other talented songstresses who marry and accept seed from ridiculously-named and much-less-known men and officially announces that she's pregnant with "rapper" SoulEye's child -- though we've pretty much known since June.
See? Aren't you glad, Alanis, that the whole thing with Dave Coulier didn't work out? I knew you'd meet your souleye mate one day. ...
Because she did. And there's a whole lot going on with Fantasia that really didn't concern me all too much because I'm not a Fantasia fan. At all. But supposedly, she's in the middle of a dirty "you wrecked my home, you stupid whore-y ho" battle with a woman -- over a man -- in North Carolina, and poor Fantasia is said to be distraught over the woman's claims, stating that she had nothing to do with breaking up the couple's marriage.
Sidenote? She was verified to have made a sex tape with the dude, and she's got the dude's name tattooed on her skin. Draw your own conclusions.
Anyway, Fantasia's been so upset over not breaking this marriage up that she overdosed the night before last on -- confirmed late last night -- aspirin and sleeping pills.
Jump in to read her entire statement, complete with references to "This is my song!"
Read More />Because she did. And there's a whole lot going on with Fantasia that really didn't concern me all too much because I'm not a Fantasia fan. At all. But supposedly, she's in the middle of a dirty "you wrecked my home, you stupid whore-y ho" battle with a woman -- over a man -- in North Carolina, and poor Fantasia is said to be distraught over the woman's claims, stating that she had nothing to do with breaking up the couple's marriage.
Sidenote? She was verified to have made a sex tape with...
"Frances is so beautiful, but she doesn't want to be famous. She was offered the part of Bella in the Twilight movies, and Tim Burton wanted her for Alice in Wonderland. But she wants to go to college: she's very good at graphic novels. Frances will be fine, it'll be fine."
I'm guessing James Cameron also wanted her for the part of Rose in Titanic, too, right? Or hell, maybe even the part of Holly Golightly in Breakfast at Tiffany's? />...
