Kate Gosselin was photographed in the doorway of her Reading, Pennsylvania home earlier in the week sending her kids off to what appeared to be either a sleepover (they were carrying pillows in garbage bags, at any rate) or just their nightly respite out in the back shed behind the house -- true 'stars' like Kate Gosselin don't let children sleep in the house, duh.
Kate also mugs it up for the ever-present paparazzi, who caught some rather interesting faces on film. I don't know if it's true emotion or just Botox shining through, but it doesn't matter -- it's all for the cameras, anyway.
[gallery] />Kate Gosselin was photographed in the doorway of her Reading, Pennsylvania home earlier in the week sending her kids off to what appeared to be either a sleepover (they were carrying pillows in garbage bags, at any rate) or just their nightly respite out in the back shed behind the house -- true 'stars' like Kate Gosselin don't let children sleep in the house, duh.
Kate also mugs it up for the ever-present paparazzi, who caught some rather interesting faces on film. I don't know if it's true...
And no, you're wrong, she looks absolutely nothing like the Central Park-living lady in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York who has an affinity for pigeons and who looks like she smells like raccoon, silverfish, and urine. Nope, not at all.
Jennifer Aniston, quite possibly my favorite celebrity of all time, is up for yet another edition of Harper's Bazaar, looking ... I don't know. a) Her age, thankfully -- she's a pretty woman, you know. b) OK in some of the photos, but not so much in other photos. c) Desperate to appear 'campy' and 'fun.' d) all of the above.
I'm going with d) all of the above. That's the correct answer, though any one of the other answers would be appropriate.
Thanks for the heads up from ONTD, who brought the photos to our attention. I'm going to go and watch Home Alone, now.
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/>And no, you're wrong, she looks absolutely nothing like the Central Park-living lady in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York who has an affinity for pigeons and who looks like she smells like raccoon, silverfish, and urine. Nope, not at all.
Jennifer Aniston, quite possibly my favorite celebrity of all time, is up for yet another edition of Harper's Bazaar, looking ... I don't know. a) Her age, thankfully -- she's a pretty woman, you know. b) OK in some of the photos, but not so much in other p...
And she went through Twitter to profess her excitement over the new relationship. And then had second thoughts -- about the tweet; shame on you. Who'd have second thoughts about dating Jesse James? -- so she removed the tweet.
OK then.
That's the oldest trick in the book, girl. You're slinging Jesse's anti-semitic pork tenderloin around. Own it. Love it. Wrap it up, for fuck's sake.
Enjoy! />And she went through Twitter to profess her excitement over the new relationship. And then had second thoughts -- about the tweet; shame on you. Who'd have second thoughts about dating Jesse James? -- so she removed the tweet.
OK then.
That's the oldest trick in the book, girl. You're slinging Jesse's anti-semitic pork tenderloin around. Own it. Love it. Wrap it up, for fuck's sake.
Enjoy!...
“The truth is, we do love each other. I pray to God she’s always in my life. We were friends before this, and at the heart of what we are and will be is friends. Two good, really dear friends, and that trumps anything else. We’ve been through everything - the whole gamut of the heights of love to the depth of heartbreak. I mean, we’ve been on quite a journey. And the idea that a person that you’re in a relationship with can change you so drastically and have that deep of an effect on your life, just that idea, I mean, what a gift to be able to use that, to be able to create something from it that we can see again."
Oh, Justin. The saddest little Justin of all time. Can't you see that Drew-baby's leading you around by the penis strings*? I think you're super sweet, and you sound like a really intelligent, well-tuned-in guy. Drew's awesome, too, and I love her just as much as I do you, just in a different way. But I can just imagine that you're probably sick of hearing that same phrase every three months, too.
*Really fucking frightening imagery />“The truth is, we do love each other. I pray to God she’s always in my life. We were friends before this, and at the heart of what we are and will be is friends. Two good, really dear friends, and that trumps anything else. We’ve been through everything - the whole gamut of the heights of love to the depth of heartbreak. I mean, we’ve been on quite a journey. And the idea that a person that you’re in a relationship with can change you so drastically and have that deep of an effect on your...
I know there's a lot of people out there who feel strongly -- uh, very strongly -- about True Blood. I? Am not one of them. It's not that I hate the show; it's just that I've never seen it. I'm not a big vampire fan (I'll take Freddy Krueger or ghosts any day), and televised drama series don't really appeal to me on the whole (with the exception of 24, and we all know how that one panned out). But with the world's current obsession with all-things-vampire, I can see how the show itself would be a bit hit.
With that in mind ...
The stars of True Blood -- Anna Paquin, Alexander Skarsgaard, and Stephen Moyer, namely, were photographed for cover of the notable magazine's September issue naked, covered in blood and pushing their pale, undead genitals upon one another. I talked to a friend of mine who's super obsessed with the show (and with Anna Paquin) about the magazine cover, and she's probably rubbing one out as we speak, based on how excited she was when we discussed it.
Are you like my friend? Do you love it? Hate it? Do you even watch the show? />I know there's a lot of people out there who feel strongly -- uh, very strongly -- about True Blood. I? Am not one of them. It's not that I hate the show; it's just that I've never seen it. I'm not a big vampire fan (I'll take Freddy Krueger or ghosts any day), and televised drama series don't really appeal to me on the whole (with the exception of 24, and we all know how that one panned out). But with the world's current obsession with all-things-vampire, I can see how the show itself would be a...
According to TMZ, when Simon Monjack died just a few short months ago, Brittany Murphy's mom, Sharon, was sleeping in bed with him:
Brittany Murphy’s mother told investigators that she shared a bed with her daughter’s husband Simon Monjack after Brittany passed away … this according to sources close to the investigation.
The L.A. Coroner’s Office just released their report on Simon Monjack’s death.
In the report, the investigator documents an exchange with a person whose name has been withheld — but whom law enforcement sources have identified as Brittany’s mother, Sharon Murphy.
According to the report, the investigator and the unnamed person (Sharon) were going through the master bedroom in the Hollywood Hills home that Simon shared with Brittany … when (Sharon) pointed to one side of Simon’s bed and identified it as “her side of the bed.”
Sharon also told the investigator that certain prescriptions in the nightstand — bearing the names Sharon Murphy and Sharon Monjack — were also hers.
The report doesn’t suggest sexual contact between the two.
The autopsy report also claims that Monjack was much, much sicker than anyone thought - not only was he suffering from pneumonia at his time of death, he also suffered multiple heart problems and grand mal seizures. The report also verifies that Monjack had three types of anti-depressants in his system, along with pain medications, anti-anxiety drugs, heart medications and anti-hypertensive drugs, though the coroner's office ruled out any kind of overdose, as the drugs were at 'safe' levels.
Previous suggestions that toxic mold had anything to do with both Brittany Murphy's or Simon Monjack's deaths were refuted early on after Simon's death by Sharon Monjack, who is the last-remaining survivor in the family home.
How scary. How awful. How ... bizarre that Sharon was sleeping with Simon. And by 'sleeping,' I genuinely mean 'sleeping,' not 'fucking.' Was there something going on between the two people, or were they both just so sad and wrecked over the loss of Brittany - a loving daughter and doting wife - that the two joined together in an effort to comfort one another in the only way they knew how? />According to TMZ, when Simon Monjack died just a few short months ago, Brittany Murphy's mom, Sharon, was sleeping in bed with him:
Brittany Murphy’s mother told investigators that she shared a bed with her daughter’s husband Simon Monjack after Brittany passed away … this according to sources close to the investigation.
The L.A. Coroner’s Office just released their report on Simon Monjack’s death.
In the report, the investigator documents an exchange with a person whose name has been withheld — but whom law enforcement sources have identi...
Bad news for all of you Michael Douglas fans -- and, of course, for Michael Douglas himself: turns out he has some kind of cancerous throat tumor and has to go through eight weeks of chemotherapy in order to beat the tumor into submission.
Douglas, who turned 65 this past year, claims in a statement that though he's been diagnosed with what's more or less throat cancer, he's "very optimistic." And I am, too, because Michael Douglas kicks ass. Michael Douglas is also a killer actor and producer, and has been in some of my favorite movies -- The Game, Romancing the Stone (if you've never seen it, go -- run, and rent it. Buy it, steal it, whatever, but see it!), Jewel of the Nile, One Night at McCool's, The American President ... I could go on and on.
So kick the shit out of that tumor, Mike, and rip its shitty little head off.
Best wishes for a speedy recovery! />Bad news for all of you Michael Douglas fans -- and, of course, for Michael Douglas himself: turns out he has some kind of cancerous throat tumor and has to go through eight weeks of chemotherapy in order to beat the tumor into submission.
Douglas, who turned 65 this past year, claims in a statement that though he's been diagnosed with what's more or less throat cancer, he's "very optimistic." And I am, too, because Michael Douglas kicks ass. Michael Douglas is also a killer actor and produce...
I know it appears that I'm caving toward Jennifer Aniston by running the premiere photos of her latest romantic comedy, but I had to, guys. I absolutely had to. Juliette Lewis is in this movie -- you know, the Juliette Lewis that used to have eye-rolling, head-lolling, crazy-bitch sex with Brad Pitt back in the day -- and you know what? Juliette is looking good these days. Seriously, looking good.
And of course, Jennifer Aniston was there, and she looked like Jennifer Aniston, a woman that I never have been, nor will ever be, excited about for any reason, but Jon Heder was there, too. Why? Who knows. But having Napoleon Dynamite at your movie's premiere is sure to bring the excitement, since the plot of the movie stinks (it's about a woman who decides to get pregnant via turkey baster, but finds out that the sperm donation has been 'switched' -- crafty how they did that).
More guests of note in the photo gallery? Alexandra Ella, with a tiny, tiny head; Scott Elrod, who's barber missed a spot; Richard Portnow rocking turquoise Chucks; Ethan Suplee, who will always be remembered as the creepy goth dude in The Butterfly Effect, and various other photos of Jennifer Aniston looking all pouty because the male lead of the film (the cast member most likely to be the one that she's 'romantically linked' with) had the -- ugh -- audacity to show up at the event with his wife.
[gallery] />I know it appears that I'm caving toward Jennifer Aniston by running the premiere photos of her latest romantic comedy, but I had to, guys. I absolutely had to. Juliette Lewis is in this movie -- you know, the Juliette Lewis that used to have eye-rolling, head-lolling, crazy-bitch sex with Brad Pitt back in the day -- and you know what? Juliette is looking good these days. Seriously, looking good.
And of course, Jennifer Aniston was there, and she looked like Jennifer Aniston, a woman that I never have been, nor will ever be, excite...
"Every movie he's done has done really well. I look back, and everything's a classic ... I definitely come home and say to him, 'So, imagine a scene ... how would you play it?' And he's helpful and sweet and gracious. He's quite an incredible human being."
In another bout of ass-kissery sanctioned by Moco Jumbie or whoever it is that today's Scientologists bow to, Katie Holmes picks up the slack that she's dropped by not speaking of Tom in the media for a week or whatever, and pours all of her affection and adoration into one interview. Or fucking else. />"Every movie he's done has done really well. I look back, and everything's a classic ... I definitely come home and say to him, 'So, imagine a scene ... how would you play it?' And he's helpful and sweet and gracious. He's quite an incredible human being."
In another bout of ass-kissery sanctioned by Moco Jumbie or whoever it is that today's Scientologists bow to, Katie Holmes picks up the slack that she's dropped by not speaking of Tom in the media for a week or whatever, and pours all of her affec...
Well, it's apparent that if you're a 'tough girl,' are into body art, and like stars on your face, you have a shot with Jesse James. 'Cause evidently, Jesse was spotted out with a new girlfriend this past weekend and it was none other than Kat Von D, queen of tattoos and punk rawkness, just like Dita Von Teese is queen of porcelain skin and burlesque.
Awesome. ... For Jesse.
I know that, you know, everyone deserves love in some way, shape, or form, but what the hell is a self-respecting woman doing, crawling into Jesse James' bed before the stank of Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee has even been cleansed from his penis? Does that shit ever even come off? I just threw up in my mouth. For real.
In all reality, the two were photographed having dinner together somewhere in Las Vegas. If Kat has any concept of sexual health -- or scruples to not get involved with a man who cheats and cheats and cheats -- then it was purely business. And that was the direction I was leaning towards.
But yet. But yet. The two were said to have exited the restaurant later in the night holding hands. And that shot my hopeful theory all to hell. I know that sometimes people hold hands because they're friends, it's your mom, because it's chic, and because Americans like to be like Europeans with their trendy traditions, but Jesse James? He knows as much about class and polish as he does about marriage vows. />Well, it's apparent that if you're a 'tough girl,' are into body art, and like stars on your face, you have a shot with Jesse James. 'Cause evidently, Jesse was spotted out with a new girlfriend this past weekend and it was none other than Kat Von D, queen of tattoos and punk rawkness, just like Dita Von Teese is queen of porcelain skin and burlesque.
Awesome. ... For Jesse.
I know that, you know, everyone deserves love in some way, shape, or form, but what the hell is a self-respecting wo...
Does it give you a tremor of excitement, tracing icy fingers down your spine, or does it just give you a burning sense of dread that a half-assed job results in half-assed results?
If you're like the majority of the people who care about this girl and this particular case, you probably fit into the latter.
According to exclusive sources at TMZ, Lindsay Lohan may be released from rehab sometime this week, which will be what, only eighty-two days early or something?
Jesus wept.
Turns out Lindsay Lohan will indeed be getting out of the UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital … as early as this week, according to sources familiar with the situation.
Our sources say Lindsay’s doctors have not written their final report, but they have already concluded her psychiatric problems are not nearly as severe as first thought. We’ve been told there were indications Lindsay was bipolar but that proved not to be the case.
In addition, the doctors do not believe the drug dependency issues are as severe as first thought. As we reported, Lindsay had big issues with Adderall, but the docs don’t think it requires much more inpatient care.
Bottom line … sources say it’s “very possible” Lindsay is getting out this week and will begin getting outpatient care.
'Outpatient care.' Is that similar to what she was doing when she 'attended' her alcohol counseling sessions? Because I don't think that kind of outpatient care counted for much, considering she ended up in jail for crying out loud.
You know, I don't know the girl personally (though it'd be a lot cooler if I did), but from an outsider's perspective? This girl needs more attention in the rehab and counseling side of the house than most people are willing to put her through.
Hear that noise? Do you know what it is? It's the hopefully-distant sound of death -- knocking at Lindsay's door. And this time, if she doesn't clean up her act, that creepy skeleton bastard is going to break right through the front windows and take this girl to his equally-creepy home. />Does it give you a tremor of excitement, tracing icy fingers down your spine, or does it just give you a burning sense of dread that a half-assed job results in half-assed results?
If you're like the majority of the people who care about this girl and this particular case, you probably fit into the latter.
According to exclusive sources at TMZ, Lindsay Lohan may be released from rehab sometime this week, which will be what, only eighty-two days early or something?
Jesus wept.
Turns out Lindsa...
