“Carrying six years of so much, I always take a licking and keep on ticking. Everyone thinks I’m so strong, it became so heavy for me. I wanted to be away from the noise. I just began to get tired of taking so many licks. The foreclosure, so many things I had to deal with, people just see the glitz and the glamour ... I was in the hospital and they gave me a different name. Nobody asked me anything about the press, they talked to me about my nails and hair. A nurse, Melanie, she would come in and make me walk around. She brought me Sister 2 Sister magazine, and I was in there. She told me ‘You gotta get outta here and you gotta go back to work.’ And for me there are people that love me and want to see me go back to work. There’s no perfect person. They didn’t treat me like Fantasia, they treated me like Tasia.”
You know, suicide is no joke. It's not a laughing matter, it's something that should be taken seriously, and whether or not the cry for help is for attention or to save a life (sometimes one is just as important as the other), Fantasia Barrino is still talking about her suicide attempt to whoever will listen. And by "whoever will listen," I mean "various talk shows through various interviews." The above quote was from Fantasia's latest Good Morning America interview, where she discussed her ...
Read More />“Carrying six years of so much, I always take a licking and keep on ticking. Everyone thinks I’m so strong, it became so heavy for me. I wanted to be away from the noise. I just began to get tired of taking so many licks. The foreclosure, so many things I had to deal with, people just see the glitz and the glamour ... I was in the hospital and they gave me a different name. Nobody asked me anything about the press, they talked to me about my nails and hair. A nurse, Melanie, she would come in...
One of my very favorite Hollywood actresses, Christina Applegate, was photographed at the LA premiere of Going the Distance looking glowy, pregnant and stoked. She was photographed with her fiancé, Martyn Lenoble.
Congrats (again!) to the happy couple -- I cannot wait to see how adorable this child will be.
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Oh, Lordy. Have you heard the partial list of who's appearing on this upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars? Because it's a doozy. A motherfucking doozy. Like, 'doozy' as in 'you can't swing a dead cat without hitting some of the most obnoxious people on the planet.'
In order of best to worst, I give you the almost-complete list of DWTS contenders.
Kurt Warner - an NFL player who helped win the Superbowl back in 1998. I don't know much about him, and I'm not going to Google him because, frankly, I'm not interested in finding anything out. Point is, DWTS has its token athlete, like it or not, and that's just fine by me.
Audrina Patridge - Oh, for crying out loud. Watching this woman dance onstage is going to be akin to watching a blind man crossing the street. To music.
Brandy - Maybe she can spend the entire season telling the paparazzi to lay off of her, and bloggers to leave her alone -- or better yet, she can pull a Kate Gosselin and do her little "Paparazzi" dance. That'd go over well. And it'd be poetic, too, because Brandy actually meant something to Hollywood once. You know, back when 'That Boy is Mine' was cool and it was the 'in' thing to do to star in movies like I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (and yes, I really did like those movies).
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino - As I'm sure you can understand, I'm really, really looking forward to seeing Mike Sorrentino's greasy abs 'creep' and 'beat up the beat' all over the stage, 'cause he's so underexposed as it is. And you know this shithead is going to win. You just KNOW it. He'll probably pull Chippendale moves every week, because that'll mean he'll only have to wear a bowtie and no shirt. Uh, bonus?
So thanks, ABC. I didn't watch Dancing With the Stars before, and I'm definitely not going to start now. />Oh, Lordy. Have you heard the partial list of who's appearing on this upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars? Because it's a doozy. A motherfucking doozy. Like, 'doozy' as in 'you can't swing a dead cat without hitting some of the most obnoxious people on the planet.'
In order of best to worst, I give you the almost-complete list of DWTS contenders.
Kurt Warner - an NFL player who helped win the Superbowl back in 1998. I don't know much about him, and I'm not going to Google him beca...
"I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me. I'd give up everything to be with him again."
Annnnnnd by 'everything,' surely you mean what, Rachel? Your celeb rehab notoriety? Your fatty side of beef-looking lips? Your Botoxed-to-hell face that only a first-year plastic surgeon could love? Your dependencies on various pills? What is it that you'd exactly give up to be with him, girl? I'm listening. />"I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me. I'd give up everything to be with him again."
Annnnnnd by 'everything,' surely you mean what, Rachel? Your celeb rehab notoriety? Your fatty side of beef-looking lips? Your Botoxed-to-hell face that only a first-year plastic surgeon could love? Your dependencies on various pills? What is it that you'd exactly give up to be with him, girl? I'm listening. ...
Today in sex tapes I never want to see -- ever: Heidi Montag. [Celebslam]
Am I the only one in the world who thinks Nicki Minaj is a fool? (Sorry, Molls.) [popbytes]
Are "old ladies" and "gays" ruining television as we know it? Some people think so. [Pajiba]
Kiefer Sutherland shirtless: OMFG, does this boy still have it. [Celebitchy]
My God. Someone freely admitting that they had taped sex with Snooki? It's like finding out that a stunted-growth Sasquatch exists. ... Oh, wait ... [Amy Grindhouse]
Angelina Jolie is just amazing. Hands down, amazing. [CityRag]
Fantasia Barrino admits that she tried to kill herself. [Pop on the Pop]
Going to see Black Swan? Going to see it for the hot lesbian action between Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman? Check out the trailer. [Zelda Lily]
Lady Gaga becomes 'Queen' Gaga? [OMGBlog]
Christina Hendricks is timeless. And hot. And did I mention hot? [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Today in sex tapes I never want to see -- ever: Heidi Montag. [Celebslam]
Am I the only one in the world who thinks Nicki Minaj is a fool? (Sorry, Molls.) [popbytes]
Are "old ladies" and "gays" ruining television as we know it? Some people think so. [Pajiba]
Kiefer Sutherland shirtless: OMFG, does this boy still have it. [Celebitchy]
My God. Someone freely admitting that they had taped sex with Snooki? It's like finding out that a stunted-growth Sasquatch exists. ... Oh, wait ... [Amy Grindhouse]
Angelina Jolie is just amazing. Hands down, amazing. [CityRag]
Fantasia Barrino admits th...
I think I have a sister-crush on Demi Lovato. I think she's adorable, beautiful, funny, and all-out sweet. All of that Joe Jonas business? Ugh, girl, you are so much better without him, 'cause he's a tool who only dates women with really strong eyebrows, and you're perfect just the way you are. Even if you did have some fun, virginal chemistry with him in Camp Rock, you're better off. You're going to do some big things, girl.
And about this Camp Rock business ... I have to admit: I was a big fan. I'm not normally a Disney-watcher (I'm twenty-seven years old, for fuck's sake), but I stumbled upon the debut of Camp Rock a few years ago when it first aired and I couldn't tear my eyes away. No matter how I wanted to flip past the channel, I couldn't. The only way that I was able to stop the madness was when my husband came home from a golf tournament that night -- as soon as I heard the key in the front door, that shit was gone. Could you imagine? How embarrassing. Much to my poorly-executed chagrin, however, he turned into bed early and I was able to resume watching ... Camp Rock. Loved it. And it's become The Day After Tomorrow for me -- one of those movies that just has to be watched when it's on television, regardless of what's going on that day or night.
Is it one of my favorite movies? Hardly. Would I go out and rent it, or worse, buy it? Fuck to the no. One thing I will say, though: Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam debuts
September 3rd at 8 PM ET sometime soon, and I am all about that shit.
I mean, uh, cool for them. />I think I have a sister-crush on Demi Lovato. I think she's adorable, beautiful, funny, and all-out sweet. All of that Joe Jonas business? Ugh, girl, you are so much better without him, 'cause he's a tool who only dates women with really strong eyebrows, and you're perfect just the way you are. Even if you did have some fun, virginal chemistry with him in Camp Rock, you're better off. You're going to do some big things, girl.
And about this Camp Rock business ... I have to admit: I was a big fa...
Snooki
gets taken for another ride by another stupid fame-whoring juicehead goes on a ride with her latest boyfriend, Iraqi vet Jeff Miranda. This is post-traumatic stress disorder at its finest, ladies and gentlemen. />...
She was the horsey-looking make-you-think-of-blowjobs chick from Jersey that made it far ... ish on American Idol a few years back, and endured some kind of weird sex photography scandal? Yeah, that Antonella Barba.
I know you're just totally wondering what she's been up to over the past few years, and you're probably just dying in anticipation, wondering what surprises are in store for you in this post. I won't hold back on you any longer -- I came across the "official video" of Antonella's latest "hit" song, "Jersey Girl." And boy, oh boy, is it ... fucking awful. I'm not even going to try and be all creative with my wording or provide you will ill-concealed snark; it's just fucking awful. From the cheesy filming to the song itself, to the -- !! -- singing and even beyond the dancing. It's terrible. So, Happy Monday.
And I dare you not to get this song stuck in your head for the rest of it.
/>She was the horsey-looking make-you-think-of-blowjobs chick from Jersey that made it far ... ish on American Idol a few years back, and endured some kind of weird sex photography scandal? Yeah, that Antonella Barba.
I know you're just totally wondering what she's been up to over the past few years, and you're probably just dying in anticipation, wondering what surprises are in store for you in this post. I won't hold back on you any longer -- I came across the "official video" of Antonella's ...
Hugh Grant (yes! Remember him?!) makes out with a mystery woman. [Celebslam]
Katie Price iPods? Fucking shoot me now. [popbytes]
The Switch is probably as bad as you've imagined. [Pajiba]
Chelsea Handler's such a coog. [Celebitchy]
Why yes, Miranda Kerr is pregnant, you sly goat, you. [Amy Grindhouse]
Does Richard Simmons not age? [CityRag]
I can never get enough photos of Drew Barrymore being wasted in public. It takes me back to a time when things were much simpler. [Pop on the Pop]
Jennifer Aniston really is a kind of a wishy-washy jackass. [Zelda Lily]
Rihanna and Mariah Carey on a duo? No. Thank you, but no. [OMGBlog]
You know you wanna hear Kat Von D talk about Jesse James on the radio. Stop kidding yourself. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Hugh Grant (yes! Remember him?!) makes out with a mystery woman. [Celebslam]
Katie Price iPods? Fucking shoot me now. [popbytes]
The Switch is probably as bad as you've imagined. [Pajiba]
Chelsea Handler's such a coog. [Celebitchy]
Why yes, Miranda Kerr is pregnant, you sly goat, you. [Amy Grindhouse]
Does Richard Simmons not age? [CityRag]
I can never get enough photos of Drew Barrymore being wasted in public. It takes me back to a time when things were much simpler. [Po...
You know, I rag on Tila Tequila as much as the next person. I think she's a conniving, vindictive, lying little famewhore that deserves zero iotas of fame, because not only is she talentless, but she's also vapid and insipid, and tries to hide that with her big fake tits. And that's just bad.
But lets put aside my personal opinions on Tila Tequila's inadequacies. These photos were taken of Tila Tequila in the aftermath of the 'Juggalo Gathering,' where she was attacked. Many said that Tila was making the incident up, but after Method Man's admission that he, too, had problems with the crowd, many people changed their stories and said, 'Hell, if Meth was attacked, Tila must have been, too, 'cause she's so much more obnoxious.'
My opinion? While her ass shouldn't have been there anyway -- because really, who wants Tila Tequila at any public event that they have to pay money for; I'd be pissed, too -- it was totally wrong and reprehensible for the crowd to react in the way they did. It was said that she 'insulted' the crowd. Funny thing. Method Man was attacked because he supposedly 'insulted' them, too. My thoughts? These assholes in the audience were looking to be 'insulted,' and jumped at the chance to intentionally injure an onstage performer, no matter who it was, or what straws they had to grasp at in order to justify it.
So, yes. Tila Tequila is a pain in the ass, and she definitely does have some evident personality disorders and a plethora of emotional issues to match, but she is a person. And anyone who says that she 'deserved' this or 'should have gotten worse' is as bad as the people in the audience who were bombing people -- OTHER LIVING, BREATHING HUMAN BEINGS -- with broken glass, shit and beer cans.
[gallery] />You know, I rag on Tila Tequila as much as the next person. I think she's a conniving, vindictive, lying little famewhore that deserves zero iotas of fame, because not only is she talentless, but she's also vapid and insipid, and tries to hide that with her big fake tits. And that's just bad.
But lets put aside my personal opinions on Tila Tequila's inadequacies. These photos were taken of Tila Tequila in the aftermath of the 'Juggalo Gathering,' where she was attacked. Many said that Tila was...
The offspring of Courtney Love and the deceased Kurt Cobain turned eighteen Wednesday morning (and Happy Birthday, to you girl) and special mommy Courtney had a lot to say about her only child's birthday via -- what else (OK, aside from her 'blog') -- Twitter! There's a whole slew of amazing gems on there, but I'm going to handpick the best of the bunch:
beyond the obviopus heartache why are you trying to desperatly to ruin my life and reputation? what is it did you decide to be linda?
youve done a dammed good job frances of destroying anything i could build that is positive, and i want to know why now that your of age.
i ahve this palaver has cost youy my dear over 4 million in legal bills. and none of it wa snecessary, demand not just wylldes butt eState
just come home,. it took a year but i got the sickest townhouse in the village, theres 4 floors, just come home, i pray to god snap out ofit
so how could she do it to me, ? dont answer fiddle you need to answer use the family wizard, i took the high road, i rasised you well and im so sorry i couldnt protect you from lairds greed and need to f-ck with you daqrlingyou oinbly get 37% Of in utero
NO LAWYERS!I LOVE YOU@!
im sure her dog., everyone else has a f-cking agenda , that chantel if i see her shes a goner thats for dammed sure. grosspig?poisonkids
i shouldve hooked up in some loveless marriage to a powerful hedgefund guy then youd be safe, im sorry i didnt. for your sake.i love you.
So, yeah. If you understood any of this really, you deserve an honorary degree from the University of your choice, complete with fancy tassled mortarboard and robes. Or a lifetime supply of Lithium. I'm going with the latter.
And cripes, Frances is eighteen? Meaning daddy Kurt's been dead for sixteen years? I am getting old. I mean, I remember this shit. Vividly. I didn't care too much, but I remember the world -- and my classmates -- in mourning.
Sheesh on all of it. />The offspring of Courtney Love and the deceased Kurt Cobain turned eighteen Wednesday morning (and Happy Birthday, to you girl) and special mommy Courtney had a lot to say about her only child's birthday via -- what else (OK, aside from her 'blog') -- Twitter! There's a whole slew of amazing gems on there, but I'm going to handpick the best of the bunch:
beyond the obviopus heartache why are you trying to desperatly to ruin my life and reputation? what is it did you decide to be linda?
youve...