TMZ has scored some exclusive photos of America's Hottest Couple (ahem), and they are just as good as you'd expect them to be. I mean, it looks like Jesse's put on some eat-yourself-sick-because-your-cash-cow's-gone pounds, and it kind of looks like he's trying to substitute his ex-wife with what's really just a poor man's Sandra Bullock, but hey. Everyone's gotta just do their thing, right? Jeez.
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Lindsay Lohan sat down for her latest and greatest of interviews with Vanity Fair, and I have to commend the girl for either listening to her publicist, or speaking from the heart. I'm thinking it's the publicist thing, but hey. A girl can dream, right? Without any further ado, the best of the interview quotes:
On her behavior prior to entering jail and rehab:
"I was irresponsible. And I'm not making excuses."
On getting back to work:
"I want my career back. I know that I'm a damn go...
Paris Hilton could go to jail for 4 years? Did Christmas come early or something? [Celebslam]
Did Snooki's latest boyfriend propose -- already? [popbytes]
I don't care how much you loved Lost, I am really fucking sick of hearing about it. Still. [Pajiba]
Quite possibly Christina Hendricks' best angle ever. [Amy Grindhouse]
Even after dating Orlando Bloom and Alexander Skarsgard, Kate Bosworth is still pathetic, still searching for her life-long cash cow. [Celebitchy]
Reese Witherspoon has, ...
If you're like me, and you absolutely hate the show (OK, 'hate' is a strong word ... let's use 'abhor'), you probably couldn't give a crap less. Because watching psuedo-celebrities dance poorly onstage is not my cup of tea, a show like this would need much, much more in order to sway my interests. This year, however? I'm finding myself intrigued; not because the show's finally won me over, and not because there are rumors that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is supposedly going to be a contender (that was a big, big red 'x' as far as I'm concerned), but because there is such a weird array of possible 'celebrities' that may or may not be taking part in this year's Dancing With the Stars.
Among the many rumored to be on this season? The aforementioned Situation, Brandy (yes, Brandy Norwood), Bristol Palin, interestingly enough, Michael Bolton, former NBA player Rick Fox, football player Kurt Warner, David Hasselhoff, Audrina Patridge, Florence Henderson of The Brady Bunch, and she of former teen stardom, Jennifer Grey. Yeah. Dirty Dancing Jennifer Grey. Epic.
You guys can find out who's on the official roster later tonight after Bachelor Pad airs. And no, you don't have to watch the show in order to find out who's starring on DWTS. You're welcome. />If you're like me, and you absolutely hate the show (OK, 'hate' is a strong word ... let's use 'abhor'), you probably couldn't give a crap less. Because watching psuedo-celebrities dance poorly onstage is not my cup of tea, a show like this would need much, much more in order to sway my interests. This year, however? I'm finding myself intrigued; not because the show's finally won me over, and not because there are rumors that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is supposedly going to be a contende...
You know, sometimes I could give a crap less about actual awards shows, save for the usually-awesome after parties and their photos. There's nothing fun about watching stars sitting in the audience, all prim and proper, seated next to their fuddy-duddy husbands or wives, and talking to and brushing elbows with all of the people that their publicists suggest. Bo-ring.
So, for all of you behind-the-scenes freak-a-leaks out there, I've compiled a gallery of the best of the best of the after parties -- the HBO After Party. I mean, Tom Hanks was there. And you know he wouldn't go to just any Emmy after party. So, enjoy. And watch these people get cuh-razy. Because that's what after parties are for. Especially for the Emmys. Those wild and crazy, untamed bastards. Get nuts.
[gallery] />You know, sometimes I could give a crap less about actual awards shows, save for the usually-awesome after parties and their photos. There's nothing fun about watching stars sitting in the audience, all prim and proper, seated next to their fuddy-duddy husbands or wives, and talking to and brushing elbows with all of the people that their publicists suggest. Bo-ring.
So, for all of you behind-the-scenes freak-a-leaks out there, I've compiled a gallery of the best of the best of the after parties...
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it Jennifer Lopez on a bad day without her customary ass pads?
Nope. It's just Hilary Duff, taking a morning stroll after an exercise class. />...
Ha! It's pretty funny when I see the headline "Whore #1" that I automatically think of Rachel Uchitel. [Celebslam]
James Franco to star in upcoming film, 127 Hours. Wet yet? [popbytes]
What kind of a-holes would make a Ghost Rider sequel? Did the first one not suck enough? [Pajiba]
Do you love Jared Leto's combover? It's a hell of a lot better than his previous hairdo. [Celebitchy]
Miley Cyrus smokes pot, gets drunk. Surprise! [Zelda Lily]
More Lindsay Lohan 'firsts' since exiting rehab. [Allie is Wired]
Lady Gaga gives an interview as her alter-ego, Jo Calderone. Um. OK. Whatever. [Amy Grindhouse]
I still cannot believe that Cindy Crawford is 44. [Betty Confidential]
Joe Jonas apparently has a large, large penis. Do you care? [OMGBlog]
Sandra Bullock photographed with lots and lots of bread in Texas. Lots of bread. [Celebrity Smack Blog]
If Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get back together, I am going to eat a gun. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry] />Ha! It's pretty funny when I see the headline "Whore #1" that I automatically think of Rachel Uchitel. [Celebslam]
James Franco to star in upcoming film, 127 Hours. Wet yet? [popbytes]
What kind of a-holes would make a Ghost Rider sequel? Did the first one not suck enough? [Pajiba]
Do you love Jared Leto's combover? It's a hell of a lot better than his previous hairdo. [Celebitchy]
Miley Cyrus smokes pot, gets drunk. Surprise! [Zelda Lily]
More Lindsay Lohan 'firsts' since exiting rehab. [Allie is Wired]
Lady Gaga gives an interview as her alter-ego, Jo Calderone. Um. OK. Whatever. [Amy Grin...
Oh, Amy Winehouse. It's finally happened.
She's become that really, really embarrassing elderly female relative that always gets terribly wasted at public family events, presses her saggy tits up against the nearest waiter while her eyes are half-closed, and pinches the band leader's ass seductively, unaware that his penis has practically turned into a shriveled raisin, which is the polar opposite of what she intended [she was quite a looker oh yes quite a looker back in her heyday don't you know]. The band leader attempts a smile, really just a mere grimace, as his eyes meet yours and you have to look away and grit your teeth because it's the same old-same old trying to make amends with another band leader or waiter on another day at another generic occasion. And you're tired, quite tired, of excuses and apologies and attempts to guide her away when all you really want to do is dislocate her arm for embarrassing all of you so much time after time. As she ambles along on her rickety sling-backed Payless shoes (with visible Dr. Scholl's inserts) toward her next male victim to strike up a witty conversation, her gooey denture paste is almost audible as her fake teeth bang around in her mouth, while her gums smack and jaw snaps open and closed, no true words emerging, only murmurs, slurs and mumbles.
And all the while, you watch this scene play out month after month, and you feel sad for her, but you also feel revolted by her -- it tastes like bitter metal corrosion in the back of your throat -- and for a second, it almost makes you cry a little bit because the scene is so sad and desperate and so very believable that it could be you or someone else you care dearly about one day in the same situation. So you swallow the lump and guide her away gently, lovingly, almost as a parent would lead a toddling one-year-old, because you really do love her from the depths of your heart nonetheless, and you hope that she dies quietly in her sleep when she finally does go.
Not like this. Never like this.
[gallery] />Oh, Amy Winehouse. It's finally happened.
She's become that really, really embarrassing elderly female relative that always gets terribly wasted at public family events, presses her saggy tits up against the nearest waiter while her eyes are half-closed, and pinches the band leader's ass seductively, unaware that his penis has practically turned into a shriveled raisin, which is the polar opposite of what she intended [she was quite a looker oh yes quite a looker back in her heyday don't you...
No, I'm just kidding. She could be a perfectly nice young girl for all I know. Not that, you know, lushes are bad people. I've met my share of drunkards that were quite lovely, in fact.
But I just read a partial interview with former American Idol fame, Kellie Pickler. She of super-hot "Red High Heels" fame spoke to OK! magazine for their September issue and discussed how vast the difference is between her and Carrie Underwood, the "other" country-sangin' blonde of American Idol, and her affinity for beer and not food:
Last thing I bought
I have an obsession with koozies [a fabric sleeve to keep beverages cold]. So I bought me a “Grand Ole Opry” koozie for my beer. I like my beer. I’d rather drink beer than eat.
Last thing I Googled
Dalmation adoption centers. I was looking for a local rescue center that has Dalmation puppies.
Last time I was mistaken for another celebrity
A lot of people confuse Carrie Underwood and me - we’re blonde, country and both from American Idol. I get called “Carrie Pickler” and she gets “Kellie Underwood.” But we’re totally different - night and day. I’m crazy and she’s a lady.
Last date night
Kyle [her fiance, songwriter Kyle Jacobs] and I will usually go down to Green Hills to watch a movie at the theater, or we’ll sit home and order one On Demand.
Good for you for being normal, Kellie. I know that not a lot of people know who you are, and even less dig country as much as they dig Carrie Underwood, but hey. You're cute, you're real, and you supposedly messed around with Kid Rock. And that makes you clutch in my book. />No, I'm just kidding. She could be a perfectly nice young girl for all I know. Not that, you know, lushes are bad people. I've met my share of drunkards that were quite lovely, in fact.
But I just read a partial interview with former American Idol fame, Kellie Pickler. She of super-hot "Red High Heels" fame spoke to OK! magazine for their September issue and discussed how vast the difference is between her and Carrie Underwood, the "other" country-sangin' blonde of American Idol, and he...
Of course you are. Otherwise why would you be on this site? It's a celebrity gossip site. Anyone who expects anything less than celebrity gossip accompanied with a snarky commentary should go elsewhere. Like BabyAnimalz.com, MyLittlePony.com, or CuteOverload.com. They're all sites that'll suit your tastes much better.
So, yeah. Lindsay Lohan. First, let me say with a rather unsurprising air that she looks great. Those hollowed-out dark circles that took up residence underneath her eyes seem to have disappeared, as well as the glazed-but-somehow-shiny glint in her eyes that was the result of too many uppers, nights without sleep, and Red Bull.
According to exclusive sources at X17, Linds was photographed entering ...
Read More />Of course you are. Otherwise why would you be on this site? It's a celebrity gossip site. Anyone who expects anything less than celebrity gossip accompanied with a snarky commentary should go elsewhere. Like BabyAnimalz.com, MyLittlePony.com, or CuteOverload.com. They're all sites that'll suit your tastes much better.
So, yeah. Lindsay Lohan. First, let me say with a rather unsurprising air that she looks great. Those hollowed-out dark circles that took up residence underneath her eyes see...
Heidi Montag has G-cup implants. Fucking G-cup. I didn't even know they made them that big, but that's probably what everyone said about the Hindenburg, too. ... Uh, bad example. Moving on.
Heidi Montag, formerly Spencer Pratt's programmable blow-up doll wife, has decided that she wants to downgrade her big old titties from the rumored-fabled G-cup to a more demure, realistic DD or D-cup. All I gotta say about that? "Oh, brother."
Why, you're wondering, is Heidi having such a change of heart? Apparently, a myriad of reasons, including the fact that they ruined her life and marriage (Ruined her marriage? Callin' BS on that one.), she can't hug her dogs, can't wear anything but custom-made clothing, and can't work out, which is the ultimate deal-breaker, because Montag claims she's "obsessed" with fitness.
I'm stoked that Heidi is coming to some sort of silicone-induced realization, but you cannot tell me that there wasn't someone who must have -- at one point or another -- said to Heidi, "Girl, you look like a fucking idiot." Because if they didn't? They were lying. And they were enablers. And they were probably "friends" planted by Spencer.
Whatever, Heidi. Do your thing, if you want to take the flotation devices out and get on with your life, have at it. Just quit making a spectacle of your body. It was just fine before you started fucking with it, and I don't think there's any rational person who'd state otherwise. />Heidi Montag has G-cup implants. Fucking G-cup. I didn't even know they made them that big, but that's probably what everyone said about the Hindenburg, too. ... Uh, bad example. Moving on.
Heidi Montag, formerly Spencer Pratt's programmable blow-up doll wife, has decided that she wants to downgrade her big old titties from the rumored-fabled G-cup to a more demure, realistic DD or D-cup. All I gotta say about that? "Oh, brother."
Why, you're wondering, is Heidi having such a change of heart? Apparently,...
In her first -- and confirmed last -- interview, Elin Nordegren speaks out to People magazine about the aftermath of the Tiger Woods scandal and how she's coping. Elin states that she's feeling better than ever, won't let this get her down, and has plans for her future -- all of which include her children:
"I have been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children. [But] I also feel stronger than I ever have. I have confidence in my beliefs, my decisions and myself."
And though she's keeping busy by working toward a college degree, Elin states that family is still her number one priority, even if the father of her children is a douchebag and isn't a part of the family unit any longer:
"My immediate plan is for the kids and me to continue to adjust to our new situation. I am going to keep taking classes, but my main focus is to try to give myself time to heal."
You know what? I got all sorts of good vibes from this interview. I commend her on holding her silence for this long (because really, there'd be very few women -- or men, really -- who could keep their trap snapped over heinous allegations that were brought forth against their spouses like the ones brought against Woods) and I really believe her when she says that this interview, while her first, will also be her last. I believe her, and I don't see any tell-all Tiger Woods: Behind the Scenes books in development. At least by Elin, anyway. Rachel Uchitel? Yeah. Probably. />In her first -- and confirmed last -- interview, Elin Nordegren speaks out to People magazine about the aftermath of the Tiger Woods scandal and how she's coping. Elin states that she's feeling better than ever, won't let this get her down, and has plans for her future -- all of which include her children:
"I have been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children. [But] I also feel stronger than I ever have. I ...
TMZ has scored some exclusive photos of America's Hottest Couple (ahem), and they are just as good as you'd expect them to be. I mean, it looks like Jesse's put on some eat-yourself-sick-because-your-cash-cow's-gone pounds, and it kind of looks like he's trying to substitute his ex-wife with what's really just a poor man's Sandra Bullock, but hey. Everyone's gotta just do their thing, right? Jeez.
Images courtesy of TMZ
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Lindsay Lohan sat down for her latest and greatest of interviews with Vanity Fair, and I have to commend the girl for either listening to her publicist, or speaking from the heart. I'm thinking it's the publicist thing, but hey. A girl can dream, right? Without any further ado, the best of the interview quotes:
On her behavior prior to entering jail and rehab:
"I was irresponsible. And I'm not making excuses."
On getting back to work:
"I want my career back. I know that I'm a damn go...
Paris Hilton could go to jail for 4 years? Did Christmas come early or something? [Celebslam]
Did Snooki's latest boyfriend propose -- already? [popbytes]
I don't care how much you loved Lost, I am really fucking sick of hearing about it. Still. [Pajiba]
Quite possibly Christina Hendricks' best angle ever. [Amy Grindhouse]
Even after dating Orlando Bloom and Alexander Skarsgard, Kate Bosworth is still pathetic, still searching for her life-long cash cow. [Celebitchy]
Reese Witherspoon has, ...