Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Happy Labor Day!

We're not around today, so allow the Black Eyed Peas to entertain you with their song of the same name. (And yeah, sorry for the horrible choice in songs, but it's not as if there's a whole lot of "Labor Day" songs floating around out there.) Catch you tomorrow! /> We're not around today, so allow the Black Eyed Peas to entertain you with their song of the same name. (And yeah, sorry for the horrible choice in songs, but it's not as if there's a whole lot of "Labor Day" songs floating around out there.) Catch you tomorrow! ...

So, Lindsay May or May Not Have Hit a Pedestrian Pushing a Stroller With Her Maserati

I first saw this story break on TMZ, and you know they're usually right on their stories, but I was kind of skeptical. I figured that we'd hear a whole hell of a lot more about the story than just a small blurb that vaguely outlined what may or may not have happened. Then, like, seconds later, I got an email tip from Radar Online saying that it definitely was true, and that they have the video footage proving it, so I watched it. The video, which you can view here, was shot (and sold) by an ...

Rachel Uchitel: Money Can’t Buy You Class

But it can buy you a $2M apartment on Park Avenue in New York City, compliments of Tiger Woods' hush money! Just when we thought Rachel would 'give up everything' to be with Tiger Woods, she goes and buys what many are considering a 'swanky' 3 bed, 3 bath condo with white glove service -- despite the fact that the Homeowner's Association in the building didn't want Rachel to have any part of their abode. And I can't say that I blame them -- Tiger scandal aside, who'd want to share a buil...

In Other News …

T.I. and his new wife were arrested late last night for possession of a controlled substance. Psst. It was Ecstasy. [Celebslam] Khloe Kardashian lost her million-dollar engagement ring from Lamar Odom. Stupid fucking buffalo. [popbytes] Today is 90210 day. As in, you know, 9/02/10. Ugh, really? [Pajiba] The Situation just bought a Bentley. And now I'm going to fucking cry. [Celebitchy] Wanna see Glee's Matthew Morrison in a banana hammock? [Zelda Lily] The Douche Never ...

Love It Or Leave It: Kelly Osbourne is Looking Fierce These Days

Even when she claimed she was "big and fat," I was a huge fan of Kelly Oz, because she had one of those personalities that didn't change no matter what size jeans she wore. She's cool and genuine and fascinating, all rolled into one package -- sometimes said package was an XL, and sometimes it was a S, like her most recent look. Personally? I think Kelly is looking amazing. She's lost the weight that she used to bitch about and is doing it in a healthy way -- by exercising. She loo...

First Photo of Miranda Kerr’s Baby Bump

photo of miranda kerr pregnant Oh, to be gorgeous and impregnated by Orlando Bloom. Does it get much better than that? Yeah, actually, it does. Miranda Kerr looks amazing in the beginnings of her pregnancy in the above photo, not so unlike the other supermodels that have gone before her in maternity. Orlando's new wife was photographed for promotions for her organic skincare line, Kora, which showed the model in various Yoga-esque poses. Naturally, she looks great, and I'm sure she'll only gain the recommended 15 to 20 p...

Ashton and Demi Speak Out About That Whole ‘Cheating’ Thing

And where else would they have a platform to discuss their views on various topics such as marital infidelity other than Twitter? These two can't stay the fuck off of Twitter, so why would you expect their business to? Addressing the nasty allegations that Ashton was 'visibly aroused' while dry-humping some leggy model type against a wall at a club (uh, the hotness), Kutcher insinuates that Star might be sued: And naturally, Demi comes to Ashton's aid by retweeting everything he...

If It’s a Day Ending in ‘Y,’ I’m Mooning Over Rachel McAdams

photo of rachel mcadams filming new movie Oh, look who it is. Rachel McAdams! I absolutely love this girl. I love her look, love our outward personality, love all of the interviews she gives about being a solitary person who enjoys peace and quiet and serenity, and love the majority of the movies that she chooses to take part in. (Wedding Crashers? One of the funniest fucking movies of all time.) My gal Rach was photographed yesterday while filming scenes for her latest movie, The Vow. The new flick is supposed to be abou...

Love It or Leave It: Anne Hathaway’s Short ‘Do

Anne Hathaway debuts what she'd look like with a short pixie-ish cut on the set of a new movie. Her rep states that the cropped look is just for the movie -- and it's just a wig -- and after looking at it for a few minutes, I went cross-eyed I decided I was unsure of whether or not I dug it. I'm all for short styles on women -- Emma Watson, I think, looks amazing -- but this kind of short style reminds me of the haircut that I ended up with in sixth grade when my grandmother took me for a "d...

Quotables: Bristol Palin Talks Costumes

photo of bristol palin dancing with the stars “I think I will be the most dressed [contestant and have] the most modest outfits for sure because that’s who I am." Bristol Palin on her role in the forthcoming season of Dancing With the Stars. Because, you know, all of the outfits are so terribly whorey as it were. And everyone pays attention to the contestants' scantily-clad bodies and not, you know, the actual dancing part of the show. We get it, Brisol, we get it. You're the reformed virgin, and you're trying really hard ...

Megan Fox Slams Olsen Twins

Did you know Megan Fox had a career before Transformers? Yeah, color me surprised, too. Fox, who worked with the Olsen sisters back in 2001 on one of their productions called Holiday in the Sun, recently interviewed and discussed the Olsen twins (for some reason) and claimed that working with the two was weird, and that the girls were "socially awkward." Megan also intimates that both Mary-Kate and Ashley are "crazy," and claims that they have phobias: “They’re nice girls. The first ti...