I mean, I know many of you’d much rather her just poke herself in public, but that’s not the question I’m asking here. Get your mind out of the gutter; I mean, I know it’s Monday morning, and those hot-assed VMA pictures have got you all riled up, but let’s get back to business here!
Lindsay Lohan, if you missed it, made a quasi-cameo appearance at last night’s Video Music Awards at the Nokia Theater. She played a rather lucrative role in a video showcasing this year’s host, Chelsea Handler (who I thought was dry and not all that entertaining, but this is what happens when you put that kind of pressure on a comedian — kinda hard to be funny when you’re expected to be funny), and spoofed herself saying, “Do you think anyone wants to work with a drunk? Take it from me, they don’t.”
I don’t know. It was nice to see Linds doing something other than walking to and from a courthouse, but I think she kind of got ahead of herself by mocking her “former” situation. May she be past all of it? Yeah, she could be. But I think a lot of people are going to say that she’s talking it up lightly just a bit too soon.
What do you think? Did you love the video, or was it over the top? />
I mean, I know many of you’d much rather her just poke herself in public, but that’s not the question I’m asking here. Get your mind out of the gutter; I mean, I know it’s Monday morning, and those hot-assed VMA pictures have got you all riled up, but let’s get back to business here!
Lindsay Lohan, if you missed it, made a quasi-cameo appearance at last night’s Video Music Awards at the Nokia Theater. She played a rather lucrative role in a video showcasing this year’s host, Chelsea Handler (who I thought was dry and not all that entertaining, but this...
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Ah, the uneventful, bland Chelsea Handler-hosted awards show that was on last night. In case you missed it, we at Evil Beet recapped the best part of the show: the red carpet appearances.
Snooki was there, looking a bit like what I'd imagine a Harry Potter lawn gnome to be if it mated with a Russet potato that was nuked in the microwave for forty-three minutes; Lady Gaga strutted her stuff all over the place, wearing what could only be described as an outfit of Cleopatra, with a...
Ellen DeGeneres, one of the coolest cats on the planet, was photographed last night working her fierce runway tactics (I always thought the word 'tactic' was funny, because if you split it in half and reverse it, you get 'tictac.' And I love Tic Tacs. Especially the orange ones. They're the best) for the Richie Rich Spring 2011 fashion show in New York City.
First, on the pictures, isn't Ellen just the most adorable thing on the face of the earth? The answer to that question would be 'ye...
"When I talk about my husband [Brian Austin Green], I feel as if people roll their eyes. It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do you think I’m stupid?’ They can’t grasp that I’m old enough to be married.”
Megan Fox, quite possibly one of my favorite celebrities of all time, talking about how people don't take her seriously. Heh. Got you on that one, didn't I? But the joke's really on Megan. We don't roll our eyes at your marriage, Meg. We...
Someone is naive enough to allow Chris Brown into their life. I'm amazed. [Celebslam]
I've probably asked this before, but am I the only one completely grossed out by Cristiano Ronaldo? Really? [popbytes]
Unbelievable photos of January Jones from the X-Men: First Class shoot. [Pajiba]
Do you want to see Gwyneth Paltrow's ethereal and blessed pink bra? Or were you one of the ones who thought her boobs held themselves up? [Celebitchy]
Some churches no longer think that God is a man....
And by 'eat my hat,' I clearly mean 'eat a gun,' but didn't think it was entirely appropriate to blast the words EAT A GUN! in the headline of this post. I mean, some of you are at work, and a headline of such nature would surely attract the boss's attention (unless you are the boss, and in that case, kudos to you). I'm not looking to get anyone fired today, you know.
Anyway, Celebrity-Gossip.net is reporting that Kat Von D just might be pregnant, and the father of said zygote is none ...
Late yesterday afternoon, Rich Cronin of LFO passed away after suffering a stroke as a result of his lengthy battle with leukemia. Cronin was diagnosed with a rare form of leukemia in 2005 after suffering bouts with exhaustion and headaches. After going into remission in 2006, Cronin founded the Rich Cronin Hope Foundation, which was intended to bring awareness to the disease, and encouraged people to donate blood and bone marrow to those suffering it. Cronin was in remission for four yea...
Because it's not 2010 without covering Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance." You know, I was a fan of JGL before the revival hit earlier this year -- I didn't, you know, want to bang him or anything, because he kind of struck me as a cute, cuddly teddy bear that, despite numerous pleas, would only ever be "just a friend," but I rather enjoyed him in Third Rock From the Sun, one of the best sitcoms ever in my humble opinion, and yes, he was rather assertive in Halloween: H20, but for crying out loud, I was a teenager when that came out, so of course I was paying more attention to Josh Hartnett back then anyway. Plus, he ended up with an ice skate in the face, and that's always problematic when finding someone attractive.
Anyway.
Here's for all of you Joseph Gordon-Levitt fans. I think I'm going to mosey on over to eBay to see if I can get 3rd Rock on DVD. With some free shipping, maybe. Wish me luck! />
Because it's not 2010 without covering Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance." You know, I was a fan of JGL before the revival hit earlier this year -- I didn't, you know, want to bang him or anything, because he kind of struck me as a cute, cuddly teddy bear that, despite numerous pleas, would only ever be "just a friend," but I rather enjoyed him in Third Rock From the Sun, one of the best sitcoms ever in my humble opinion, and yes, he was rather assertive in Halloween: H20, but for crying out loud, I...
Are Sean Penn and Charlize Theron dating? Wow. [Celebslam]
Is Kanye West really still apologizing to Taylor Swift after all of this time? [popbytes]
I guess some people think that new movie Machete is anti-white propaganda. Uh, what? [Pajiba]
Venus Williams in skimpy outfits. Me-YOW. [Celebitchy]
Lily Allen: Pregnant and glowing. Really, I mean it. She looks amazing. [Amy Grindhouse]
Shakira's only got me by an inch. This girl is seriously tiny. [CityRag]
I'm sure the ...
It looks like old buddy old pal Levi Johnston (the Levi Johnston who's running for mayor of Wasilla, AK) might have a problem winning that whole pesky "popular vote" thing when it comes to his possible run for Wasilla mayor. And why? Probably because the entire state hates him, and that might not even be counting the citizens of Wasilla, who's opinion kinda matters.
A poll was taken by Public Policy Polling and it shows that Johnston is the Most Unpopular Person in "politics" accordin...
And by "with," I mean "under."
Lady Gaga is taking the meat department music world by storm, taking risks with fashion and totally killing it every time. I mean, obviously. It'd be kind of hard to walk around carrying live cow meat on your back for a photo shoot. Unless you were strong like ox, not unlike Lady Gaga. Of course she might be able to pull that off.
I don't know, guys. I never got into the whole Gaga rage, and I'm still not seeing what the big deal is about, but the ...
Tell me that doesn't look like someone in the throes of E, and I'll laugh at you for not knowing the signs. I'm kidding. Not only have I never taken E, I don't think I've ever been around someone on E, but I've heard they're rather ... fun.
Anyway, Miley Cyrus is in France filming her latest movie LOL, which features the underage star drinking, smoking, doing drugs, and losing her virginity -- and that's just in the movie. God knows what she's doing in real life, especially in old Pa...