Who's Kim Kardashian's baby daddy, hm? [Celebslam]
Do you care about Kelly Rowland's new single, "Rose Colored Glasses"? [popbytes]
Sorry, Frieda Pinto -- grease a la Jersey Shore really isn't for you. [Celebitchy]
I'm predicting that Carey Mulligan will be the next, I don't know, Anne Heche or something. [Pajiba]
For once and all ... do vaccinations cause autism, or is Jenny McCarthy just fucking nuts? [Zelda Lily]
Photos of Matt LeBlanc totally smoking pot. I suppose i...
I hate you for being the overexposed reality stars that you are (and yup, I'm totally aware that I only contribute to the absurdity by writing about you), I hate you for helping young adults to think that life on The Hills is what real life is actually like, and I hate the way that you so shamelessly fuck the media in public, and at every opportunity that you can muster.
This "divorce" that the two douche asses have been talking about as of late? Yeah, total confirmed BS obviously. Heidi an...
"I’ll go to frickin’ Barnes & Nobles, get a coffee and just sit down and read. No one would ever think that. We have different sides to us and people don’t see that.”
Sorry, honey, but the reason that no one's talked about seeing you at Barnes & Noble or Borders is because they don't want to embarrass you any more than you already do yourself -- don't I keep telling you that Green Eggs and Ham doesn't exactly count?...
And no, it's not because ex-husband Dean Sheremet was actually gay, sorry to quash those rumors ... for today.
LeAnn, the female half of the Eddie Cibrian-LeAnn Rimes affair -- OK, wait, let me reiterate: LeAnn, the blonde half of the Eddie Cibrian-LeAnn Rimes affair (ah, much better) reached out recently to Shape magazine about -- what else -- her affair with a then-married co-star, Eddie Cibrian, and why she did it:
"I understand why people are disappointed in me, especially since I grew up as America's sweetheart. I think any relat...
And where were you? ‘Cause if you weren’t there, then you weren’t really anywhere, now, were you.
Three of VS’s hottest, Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge, and Candice Swanepoel, were photographed yesterday promoting the brand and mugging the hell out of the cameras for everyone in sight. Oh, and they were also promoting the release of the new VS fragrance, Bombshell. But I’m sure no one noticed that a bit.
Ah, to be a Victoria’s Secret model.
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According to the New York Daily News, Lindsay Lohan is "in talks" with NBC's Saturday Night Live to negotiate hosting duties for a December show -- namely, December 4th. However, the show's spokespeople are naturally remaining mum on any developments, stating "We never comment on upcoming hosts until they're announced." Old hat.
But come on. Who wouldn't want Lindsay on their show at this point in her career? Though her last few pre-jail movies had fledgling (OK, practically non-existen...
So, Kate Gosselin, ex-wife of herped-out Jon Gosselin, alum of Dancing With the Stars, oh, and mother of eight children (always forget that last bit), is taking the cover of People magazine yet again -- but not for family drama or diva-like behavior. Gosselin's toned, taut and tanned figure graces the cover of the magazine once again, boasting that she's in the best shape of her life and deserves the right to flaunt it. She's been through so much, after all.
On the topic of her dramatic figure shift, Kate says:
"[This is] the most fit I've ever been ... I've worked really hard! Haven'...
Oh Kim. How the fashion gods are not smiling upon you today. Not even a little bit; not even in jest.
Kim Kardashian was photographed earlier this morning in London at the BBC 1 radio station for a promotional interview.
First of all, while I normally think that Kim is well-dressed and lovely and what not, this skirt that could double for a men's locker room towel? I fucking hate it. It's horrible and ugly and all sorts of unflattering. It's the wrong cut, exposes odd parts of ...
John Mayer's Twitter account, which has been a point of contention for many people including ex-girlfriends, attractive black women who agree that Mayer is racist, and other groups that just downright despise John Mayer for being John Mayer (oh! Like me!), is officially off.
The douche's Twitter account had over 3.7 million followers -- for some reason that's probably akin to watching a train filled with puppies derail -- but Mayer recently said that he has plans to communicate with fans via his ...
Reps for both Penelope Cruz and new husband Javier Bardem have confirmed just in the past few hours that the recent Pirates of the Caribbean star is pregnant with the couple's first child, and is four-and-a-half months along. Bardem, obviously, is the father. Otherwise I highly doubt that his PR people would be confirming this pregnancy. But hey. Stranger things have happened.
I know a lot of you guys aren't huge fans of Penny, but you know what? I am. And I think that she's going t...
Can the world withstand another Britney engagement? [Celebslam]
Sam Trammell topless. You're welcome. [popbytes]
The five celebrities who probably smell. Who makes your list? [Pajiba]
Lady Gaga is ruining it for the ladies. [Celebitchy]
More VMA stuff: Best and Worst-Dressed of the VMAs. [Amy Grindhouse]
How in God's name does this woman have such a large ass? Semi-NSFW. [CityRag]
Jersey Shore: Like Full House without the STDs? [Pop on the Pop]
Lady Gaga releases name of new album, "Born This Way," leaving us wonder...
"[Marriage is] the one thing that I was really specific in waiting for until I was with somebody that I knew that I would be right with and she's the one ... She [Megan] makes me happy and a better person. She's everything. There's nice stability that comes with getting married. It's a nice thing to know that I'll come home to her and she'll come home to me. It's not the paper so much – it's saying the vows and meaning it."
Well, well, well. Brian Austin Green, Megan Fox's husband, d...