So Courtney Love was photographed at last night's New York premiere of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps for some reason or another. I can't imagine why she'd be there; I mean, she hasn't been a 'relevant' actress since The People Vs. Larry Flynt, that which she actually won an award for, but hey. I guess everyone's gotta do something with their evenings, and this definitely beats the hell out of staying in like a crazy recluse that eats fried dandelions, lines up their pewter elephant colle...
'Cause I've got a secret: I didn't. What, you're wondering, was I doing that could have been so much more important than sitting through God-knows-how-many hours of The Situation and Bristol Palin and Michael Bolton (who I always spell 'Bloton' initially)? Missing all of that high-quality TEEVEE?
I was watching my New Orleans Saints positively wipe the field with the now-0-and-2 San Francisco 49ers. Yup. But I'm not here to talk about that, much as I'd like to (poor, poor Reggie Bush).
...
"The first thing she said was, 'Dada,' and then she'd call everybody else she loved 'Dada.' She actually attached to Josh much faster."
Ha. Nah, I'm just kidding. Most babies say 'Dada' first, rather than 'Mama' anyway, and that's just 'cause it's easier for their little mouths to form. Or maybe because it's that the always-ego-centric Heigl is now a mom. That could be it, too....
Oh, dude, it is on. This might be my first piece on Justin Bieber ever, because I do have some standards dontyouknow, and man is it a doozy. It looks like the pint-sized Justin has other women beyond Kim Kardashian that he's willing to set his sights on, and it's not only his sights he's been setting upon them -- Bieber was photographed in a serious makeout sesh yesterday by creepy lurkers TMZ and their camera crews and caught the entire thing on film, though it wasn't as if Bieber and his w...
Well, looks like Paris Hilton won't be going to jail after all. FML, Monday. [Celebslam]
Jude Law + Chest Hair = Involuntary fasting. [popbytes]
Night of the Demons? Looks more like Hellraiser to me. [Pajiba]
Is Colin Firth up for an Oscar? Without even seeing the movie in question, I say yes. [Celebitchy]
More Lily Allen baby bump photos! Squee!! [Amy Grindhouse]
Malin Akerman boob. NSFW, duh. [CityRag]
Jersey Shore's Angelina is dating Snooki's sloppy seconds. And I think I just fucking threw up all over my keyboard. Yep. ...
How much you wanna make a bet that these two will be fucking dating engaged by the time this season of Dancing With the Stars is over with?
Based on previous instances, I'm saying that the likelihood is pretty high, guys. Pretty feckin' high....
To his long-time girlfriend, Jill McCormick, who seems just lovely. And she kind of looks like a young Christy Turlington (boy, pulling out all of the eighties and nineties stops on this one -- Eddie Vedder? Christy Turlington? Who's next, Jem and the Holograms?).
Vedder proposed to McCormick last year at the Kennedy Honors Gala in Washinton DC, and according to friends, had been planning for the small, intimate wedding the entire time since. The couple's two daughters were in attendance...
OK. I know we all have varying opinions of Britney Spears ranging from 'goddess' to 'psychopath' to 'dribbling, drooling mental patient,' but there's one thing that you can't deny, one thing that we've all just got to be on the same page about: the nastiness of her stinking, tangled weave.
Uh, still.
Britney was photographed yesterday in LA grabbing a sweet treat and donning what looks like ... I don't even know. I've written about this botched weave in so many other posts that I've ...
OK, in a manner of speaking, anyway. But it wouldn't surprise me either way. In a recent interview, Affleck states that he doesn't want to work with his wife in films, but for good reason:
"Jen is a great actress. I would be profoundly lucky to work with her. But something tells me that people don't want to see real-life couples together at the movies ... I think audiences have a hard time suspending disbelief. They already know a whole bunch of things about the relationship you have with the...
So People magazine, a normally unbiased and objective magazine, recently put out their "Best and Worst Dressed Edition," an edition that I completely agree with normally. However, this year, their Top Ten "Best Dressed" is hardly that. In fact, some of the women that placed were so far from even being on a semi-properly-dressed list. But hey. This is why I don't work for People. Without further ado, the list, in no particular order other than the one I want to use in an effort to mock these fashionistas:
Read More />So People magazine, a normally unbiased and objective magazine, recently put out their "Best and Worst Dressed Edition," an edition that I completely agree with normally. However, this year, their Top Ten "Best Dressed" is hardly that. In fact, some of the women that placed were so far from even being on a semi-properly-dressed list. But hey. This is why I don't work for People. Without further ado, the list, in no particular order other than the one I want to use in an effort to mock these...
So, Casey Affleck, the director of Joaquin Phoenix's "home movie" featuring the eventual breakdown of an award-winning actor-turned-rap star, is finally admitting what everyone in America has known for, well, quite some time: that the Phoenix hoax was just that -- a hoax. According to Affleck, who recently spoke out about the movie:
“It’s a terrific performance, it’s the performance of his career."
This statement was in response to critic Roger Ebert, after the movie I'm Still Here was...
So Courtney Love was photographed at last night's New York premiere of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps for some reason or another. I can't imagine why she'd be there; I mean, she hasn't been a 'relevant' actress since The People Vs. Larry Flynt, that which she actually won an award for, but hey. I guess everyone's gotta do something with their evenings, and this definitely beats the hell out of staying in like a crazy recluse that eats fried dandelions, lines up their pewter elephant colle...
'Cause I've got a secret: I didn't. What, you're wondering, was I doing that could have been so much more important than sitting through God-knows-how-many hours of The Situation and Bristol Palin and Michael Bolton (who I always spell 'Bloton' initially)? Missing all of that high-quality TEEVEE?
I was watching my New Orleans Saints positively wipe the field with the now-0-and-2 San Francisco 49ers. Yup. But I'm not here to talk about that, much as I'd like to (poor, poor Reggie Bush).
...
"The first thing she said was, 'Dada,' and then she'd call everybody else she loved 'Dada.' She actually attached to Josh much faster."
Ha. Nah, I'm just kidding. Most babies say 'Dada' first, rather than 'Mama' anyway, and that's just 'cause it's easier for their little mouths to form. Or maybe because it's that the always-ego-centric Heigl is now a mom. That could be it, too....
Oh, dude, it is on. This might be my first piece on Justin Bieber ever, because I do have some standards dontyouknow, and man is it a doozy. It looks like the pint-sized Justin has other women beyond Kim Kardashian that he's willing to set his sights on, and it's not only his sights he's been setting upon them -- Bieber was photographed in a serious makeout sesh yesterday by creepy lurkers TMZ and their camera crews and caught the entire thing on film, though it wasn't as if Bieber and his w...
Well, looks like Paris Hilton won't be going to jail after all. FML, Monday. [Celebslam]
Jude Law + Chest Hair = Involuntary fasting. [popbytes]
Night of the Demons? Looks more like Hellraiser to me. [Pajiba]
Is Colin Firth up for an Oscar? Without even seeing the movie in question, I say yes. [Celebitchy]
More Lily Allen baby bump photos! Squee!! [Amy Grindhouse]
Malin Akerman boob. NSFW, duh. [CityRag]
Jersey Shore's Angelina is dating Snooki's sloppy seconds. And I think I just fucking threw up all over my keyboard. Yep. ...
How much you wanna make a bet that these two will be fucking dating engaged by the time this season of Dancing With the Stars is over with?
Based on previous instances, I'm saying that the likelihood is pretty high, guys. Pretty feckin' high....
To his long-time girlfriend, Jill McCormick, who seems just lovely. And she kind of looks like a young Christy Turlington (boy, pulling out all of the eighties and nineties stops on this one -- Eddie Vedder? Christy Turlington? Who's next, Jem and the Holograms?).
Vedder proposed to McCormick last year at the Kennedy Honors Gala in Washinton DC, and according to friends, had been planning for the small, intimate wedding the entire time since. The couple's two daughters were in attendance...
OK. I know we all have varying opinions of Britney Spears ranging from 'goddess' to 'psychopath' to 'dribbling, drooling mental patient,' but there's one thing that you can't deny, one thing that we've all just got to be on the same page about: the nastiness of her stinking, tangled weave.
Uh, still.
Britney was photographed yesterday in LA grabbing a sweet treat and donning what looks like ... I don't even know. I've written about this botched weave in so many other posts that I've ...
OK, in a manner of speaking, anyway. But it wouldn't surprise me either way. In a recent interview, Affleck states that he doesn't want to work with his wife in films, but for good reason:
"Jen is a great actress. I would be profoundly lucky to work with her. But something tells me that people don't want to see real-life couples together at the movies ... I think audiences have a hard time suspending disbelief. They already know a whole bunch of things about the relationship you have with the...
So, Casey Affleck, the director of Joaquin Phoenix's "home movie" featuring the eventual breakdown of an award-winning actor-turned-rap star, is finally admitting what everyone in America has known for, well, quite some time: that the Phoenix hoax was just that -- a hoax. According to Affleck, who recently spoke out about the movie:
“It’s a terrific performance, it’s the performance of his career."
This statement was in response to critic Roger Ebert, after the movie I'm Still Here was...