This is not the kind of stuff that I want to wake up early on a Monday morning to see -- really.
Above, you see Fergie dressed like a fucking bloated old catfish of a step-auntie whose ankles swell at the first sign of a warm day and who has a voice like Fran Drescher.
Looking good, Fergie. I totally have no idea why your husband would want to hook up with strippers, you know, ever....
If you guessed Nikki Blonsky, dude you'd be wrong.
So, who's the woman in the above photograph? Jump in to find out her identity and some pretty sordid stuff about her past!
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Leave it. In the cheaply-designed Sun-In box that it came from. Then, if you saved the receipt, drive your ass back to the discount store that you bought it from and beg the pimply-faced Assistant Manager to give you your money back.
But either way, you're fucked, Katherine. One, 'cause it's a really unfortunate corn-stained mess of a color, and two, because duh, stores don't give refunds these days -- just store credit.
Ha. ...
In a turn of events that frankly shocked everyone, Lindsay Lohan has landed her ass back in jail not thirty days after being released. And she's not being held with any bail, either. This means she could be sitting in jail for the next thirty days.
Canyoufuckingbelieveit.
Lohan was due in court today after failing two drug tests -- one for cocaine, and one for Adderall. Rumors had also been circulating that she was back in the old drinking saddle, too.
People "close" to Lindsay's c...
Have you seen our sixteen-year-old girlfriend's latest photo shoot, modeling sister Lindsay's 6126 clothing line? I don't know what appalls me more -- the fact that Ali Lohan is parading around looking like a drugged-out flapper in cheap lace, or the fact that the clothing line itself sucks so hard. Both kind of put a funny feeling in my stomach, and not like the one that you used to get climbing the rope in gym class. Because that wasn't in your stomach.
I mean, I get that these photos...
You want to hear something crazy? I've never seen a single episode of Mad Men. I know, I know, bizarre, right? The show seems right up my alley -- kitschy, retro production design, fabulous wardrobes, 'manly' men, the goddess Christina Hendricks (oh, and my once-nemesis, January Jones), and yeah. Never saw it. Knowing me, I'll probably get into it in the last season it airs or something, because that's usually how I roll. I'm a big fan of Kiefer Sutherland and 24, but I didn't even watch that show until it was in its second-to-last season. But hey. I guess everyone'...
Hey, it looks like Lindsay really doesn't give a crap about being sober or, you know, living. [Celebslam]
Live Tori Amos: Concertina! [popbytes]
Celebrities who could be mistaken for hobos -- the best line I've read all week. [Pajiba]
Katy Perry, boobs, boobs, boobs, and uh, more boobs. [Zelda Lily]
Yup. Ashton Kutcher has officially supposedly hit this. [Allie is Wired]
Because I practically peed, I can't even think of a catchy headline for this one. It's a (new) photo of Bri...
Remember that sensitive and well-thought-out Tweet that Lindsay composed 'apologizing' to her fans and supporters for relapsing on coke and amphetamines? Yup, looks like it was well-thought-out by her 'friends' -- and it was all hashed out and dissected over round after round of Jack and Coke. According to Us Magazine:
That didn’t mean Lohan had to take admission seriously. As she composed her draft at [LA restaurant] Magnolia, her pal gave suggestions on what words to use. “They kept rea...
Did anyone catch Fitty's odd-assed Tweet from yesterday, apparently about blowjobs? Because I did. And for the life of me, I couldn't figure out what he was really saying, where he was going with it, or if he was even sober at the time of said Tweet. I mean, does one really refer to girls that they want to fuck as 'bitches' these days? Isn't that, like, sooo 1994 or whatever?
A lot of people think that 50 is taking it to the streets (of Twitter) in search of a lady love, Some people th...
This is not the kind of stuff that I want to wake up early on a Monday morning to see -- really.
Above, you see Fergie dressed like a fucking bloated old catfish of a step-auntie whose ankles swell at the first sign of a warm day and who has a voice like Fran Drescher.
Looking good, Fergie. I totally have no idea why your husband would want to hook up with strippers, you know, ever....
If you guessed Nikki Blonsky, dude you'd be wrong.
So, who's the woman in the above photograph? Jump in to find out her identity and some pretty sordid stuff about her past!
Read More...
Leave it. In the cheaply-designed Sun-In box that it came from. Then, if you saved the receipt, drive your ass back to the discount store that you bought it from and beg the pimply-faced Assistant Manager to give you your money back.
But either way, you're fucked, Katherine. One, 'cause it's a really unfortunate corn-stained mess of a color, and two, because duh, stores don't give refunds these days -- just store credit.
Ha. ...
In a turn of events that frankly shocked everyone, Lindsay Lohan has landed her ass back in jail not thirty days after being released. And she's not being held with any bail, either. This means she could be sitting in jail for the next thirty days.
Canyoufuckingbelieveit.
Lohan was due in court today after failing two drug tests -- one for cocaine, and one for Adderall. Rumors had also been circulating that she was back in the old drinking saddle, too.
People "close" to Lindsay's c...
Have you seen our sixteen-year-old girlfriend's latest photo shoot, modeling sister Lindsay's 6126 clothing line? I don't know what appalls me more -- the fact that Ali Lohan is parading around looking like a drugged-out flapper in cheap lace, or the fact that the clothing line itself sucks so hard. Both kind of put a funny feeling in my stomach, and not like the one that you used to get climbing the rope in gym class. Because that wasn't in your stomach.
I mean, I get that these photos...
You want to hear something crazy? I've never seen a single episode of Mad Men. I know, I know, bizarre, right? The show seems right up my alley -- kitschy, retro production design, fabulous wardrobes, 'manly' men, the goddess Christina Hendricks (oh, and my once-nemesis, January Jones), and yeah. Never saw it. Knowing me, I'll probably get into it in the last season it airs or something, because that's usually how I roll. I'm a big fan of Kiefer Sutherland and 24, but I didn't even watch that show until it was in its second-to-last season. But hey. I guess everyone'...
Hey, it looks like Lindsay really doesn't give a crap about being sober or, you know, living. [Celebslam]
Live Tori Amos: Concertina! [popbytes]
Celebrities who could be mistaken for hobos -- the best line I've read all week. [Pajiba]
Katy Perry, boobs, boobs, boobs, and uh, more boobs. [Zelda Lily]
Yup. Ashton Kutcher has officially supposedly hit this. [Allie is Wired]
Because I practically peed, I can't even think of a catchy headline for this one. It's a (new) photo of Bri...
Remember that sensitive and well-thought-out Tweet that Lindsay composed 'apologizing' to her fans and supporters for relapsing on coke and amphetamines? Yup, looks like it was well-thought-out by her 'friends' -- and it was all hashed out and dissected over round after round of Jack and Coke. According to Us Magazine:
That didn’t mean Lohan had to take admission seriously. As she composed her draft at [LA restaurant] Magnolia, her pal gave suggestions on what words to use. “They kept rea...
Did anyone catch Fitty's odd-assed Tweet from yesterday, apparently about blowjobs? Because I did. And for the life of me, I couldn't figure out what he was really saying, where he was going with it, or if he was even sober at the time of said Tweet. I mean, does one really refer to girls that they want to fuck as 'bitches' these days? Isn't that, like, sooo 1994 or whatever?
A lot of people think that 50 is taking it to the streets (of Twitter) in search of a lady love, Some people th...