Am I in the minority when I say that Kim Kardashian, though she wears entirely too much makeup and is hitting the Botox bottle a little heavy as of late, is one of the most beautiful women of our time? I'm thinking not. Not only is her face absolutely gorgeous, but she's got one. banging. body.
So naturally, I'm going to support pretty much whatever Kim wears. This odd-Mod minidress tunic thing with geometric rose print? Not so great ... but Kim could wear a damned burlap bag and make ...
Because no, according to her reps, she was not. The man in the above photo, the one who Gisele is apparently kissing, or about to kiss, is a lifelong friend by the name of Helly Nahmad.
The photo surfaced a few days ago, and naturally the speculation began swirling: 'Was Gisele cheating on Tom Brady?' 'Is this Tom's boyfriend that Bundchen's kissing?' -- you name it, it was talked about. However, reps for the supermodel have come forward to, uh, Us magazine and refute all claims that Gisel...
Unless you can look as "good" and as "fierce" as Kate Gosselin does while she picks up her (omgwtf) dry cleaning, you'll never be as good. Or as famous. Or, um, as obnoxious. And you? You should be thankful for that. Really.
If you're wondering if I have something against Kate, you wondered right. I think she's an overblown, fame-seeking, shithead-control-freak of a mother, who's only sincere claim to fame is the ability to so shamelessly whore out her personal problems, henceforth at...
"Does desire melt away with age? I'm waiting for that day to come. Sexual desire is like aging [she points to her head]. A lot of it is up here ... I don't have a fella, but if Allen – or Robert Redford – were around, we'd have a very active sex life."
Betty White on her apparent drive for sex, despite the fact that she's eighty-eight years old. You go, Betty, and take a few for the team. I mean, all of your teammates are in their late eighties as well, and some of them just can't...
Well, as far as a lot of people are concerned, it's a general step down in the looks department considering she's been with Ryan Gosling, Josh Lucas, and Ben Jackson, but hey. Different strokes for different folks, eh?
The man's name is Michael Sheen, and I only know him from Kingdom of Heaven, but he's apparently got a pretty impressive body. Of work, that is. He was, incidentally, the rabbit in 2009's Alice in Wonderland, and if you aren't already smitten just because he's captured the ...
Well, OK, not quite yet … but in three short months, guys. Britney’s conservatorship is said to be drawing to a close by those close to the case, and sources say that Brit’s first move back to freedom is managing her own finances.
The conservatorship, brought forth by father, Jamie Spears, began in February of 2008 because of erratic behavior and several (very, um, public) nervous breakdowns. A mere three years later, Britney’s looking at being healthy and sane enough to be conside...
They're really remaking The Munsters? What next, Dukes of Hazzard? Oh ... wait. [Pajiba]
Kirstie Alley still fat, still in denial. [Celebitchy]
Lady Gaga meets Chewbacca. And they reproduce together, and this is what their kids look like. For real. [Popbytes]
Eva Mendes will always be better looking than you. Unless, of course, you are Eva Mendes and then the world will explode, because there's just not enough room in the world for double such hotness. [Celebslam]
Victoria'...
Yup. The cutest pregnant woman of all time, and one of the hottest male actors in history. You can't tell me that this child won't be genetically blessed with looks, talent and sophistication. Because if you do? You're just talking out your ass.
Miranda was photographed yesterday in NYC with husband Orlando Bloom (and a Balenciaga bag, thanks), who looked every bit the doting dad already. I'm just a bucket of blubbering, quivering emotion over here at the sight of Bloom reaching his...
Will you be watching? No, I won't either. I have much more important things to be doing like balancing my checkbook, digging food out of the crevices of my stove, and vacuuming this past summer's sand out of my SUV.
But apparently, there's still a market for this kind of, um, 'entertainment,' because Oxygen Network has confirmed to People magazine that they have, indeed, picked up a show that Paris has been doubtlessly shopping around to every network that'd see her.
The series is supposed ...
Am I in the minority when I say that Kim Kardashian, though she wears entirely too much makeup and is hitting the Botox bottle a little heavy as of late, is one of the most beautiful women of our time? I'm thinking not. Not only is her face absolutely gorgeous, but she's got one. banging. body.
So naturally, I'm going to support pretty much whatever Kim wears. This odd-Mod minidress tunic thing with geometric rose print? Not so great ... but Kim could wear a damned burlap bag and make ...
Because no, according to her reps, she was not. The man in the above photo, the one who Gisele is apparently kissing, or about to kiss, is a lifelong friend by the name of Helly Nahmad.
The photo surfaced a few days ago, and naturally the speculation began swirling: 'Was Gisele cheating on Tom Brady?' 'Is this Tom's boyfriend that Bundchen's kissing?' -- you name it, it was talked about. However, reps for the supermodel have come forward to, uh, Us magazine and refute all claims that Gisel...
Unless you can look as "good" and as "fierce" as Kate Gosselin does while she picks up her (omgwtf) dry cleaning, you'll never be as good. Or as famous. Or, um, as obnoxious. And you? You should be thankful for that. Really.
If you're wondering if I have something against Kate, you wondered right. I think she's an overblown, fame-seeking, shithead-control-freak of a mother, who's only sincere claim to fame is the ability to so shamelessly whore out her personal problems, henceforth at...
"Does desire melt away with age? I'm waiting for that day to come. Sexual desire is like aging [she points to her head]. A lot of it is up here ... I don't have a fella, but if Allen – or Robert Redford – were around, we'd have a very active sex life."
Betty White on her apparent drive for sex, despite the fact that she's eighty-eight years old. You go, Betty, and take a few for the team. I mean, all of your teammates are in their late eighties as well, and some of them just can't...
Well, as far as a lot of people are concerned, it's a general step down in the looks department considering she's been with Ryan Gosling, Josh Lucas, and Ben Jackson, but hey. Different strokes for different folks, eh?
The man's name is Michael Sheen, and I only know him from Kingdom of Heaven, but he's apparently got a pretty impressive body. Of work, that is. He was, incidentally, the rabbit in 2009's Alice in Wonderland, and if you aren't already smitten just because he's captured the ...
Well, OK, not quite yet … but in three short months, guys. Britney’s conservatorship is said to be drawing to a close by those close to the case, and sources say that Brit’s first move back to freedom is managing her own finances.
The conservatorship, brought forth by father, Jamie Spears, began in February of 2008 because of erratic behavior and several (very, um, public) nervous breakdowns. A mere three years later, Britney’s looking at being healthy and sane enough to be conside...
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They're really remaking The Munsters? What next, Dukes of Hazzard? Oh ... wait. [Pajiba]
Kirstie Alley still fat, still in denial. [Celebitchy]
Lady Gaga meets Chewbacca. And they reproduce together, and this is what their kids look like. For real. [Popbytes]
Eva Mendes will always be better looking than you. Unless, of course, you are Eva Mendes and then the world will explode, because there's just not enough room in the world for double such hotness. [Celebslam]
Victoria'...
Yup. The cutest pregnant woman of all time, and one of the hottest male actors in history. You can't tell me that this child won't be genetically blessed with looks, talent and sophistication. Because if you do? You're just talking out your ass.
Miranda was photographed yesterday in NYC with husband Orlando Bloom (and a Balenciaga bag, thanks), who looked every bit the doting dad already. I'm just a bucket of blubbering, quivering emotion over here at the sight of Bloom reaching his...
Will you be watching? No, I won't either. I have much more important things to be doing like balancing my checkbook, digging food out of the crevices of my stove, and vacuuming this past summer's sand out of my SUV.
But apparently, there's still a market for this kind of, um, 'entertainment,' because Oxygen Network has confirmed to People magazine that they have, indeed, picked up a show that Paris has been doubtlessly shopping around to every network that'd see her.
The series is supposed ...