“Well, science is … we don’t really … that’s like … [He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, “OK, an analogy”] If you’re trying to fuck a girl, but her mom’s home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom’s home? Fuck the mom. See? Now you don’t really feel that way. You don’t really hate her mom. But for this moment when you’re trying to fuck this girl, fuck her! And that’s what we mean when we say fuck scientists. Sometim...
Normally I'd say, 'Hey, that's personal,' and I wouldn't publish it, but the couple has made a fucking joint statement on their very unfortunate recent occurrence. From People:
'We lost our unborn child about six weeks ago. ?We would like to thank all of those who expressed kindness and concern ?but we needed a little time to heal, time to find some solace before we? publicly acknowledged our loss."
I mean, yeah, I guess it's something that they would probably have had to publicly acknowledge...
Demi, Demi, Demi. I love you, girl, but why do you keep messing with your hair? Seems like every time I turn around, the hair’s blonder and blonder. I’m really not digging it. Not only do you just look better as a brunette, but this blonde just washes your face right out. And the shade? Please. I’m almost insulted that you’d think people wouldn’t catch it. This was a botched home job, wasn’t it. Your mama told you it was alright when you walked out of your bedroom, crying with re...
I kid, I kid. Taylor swift is a good girl. She’s well-rounded and mannerly and down to earth. She’s a good role model for young women, as opposed to the likes of, you know, Lindsay Lohan or something.
However, it looks like she’s in a little bit of a legal pickle right now, as her former manager is suing her for possible royalty rights and unpaid wages.
Swift’s former manager Dan Dymtrow says that he’s suing her for millions, because he was solely responsible for her discovery...
I like Renee Zellweger a lot. Maybe it has a lot to do with Bridget Jones' Diary or something, but she just appeals to me. However? Am I the only one who, as of late, gets a distinct Jennifer Aniston vibe from her? And by 'Jennifer Aniston vibe,' I mean a kind of clingy, needy, 'Please-oh-please current boyfriend won't you marry me' type of vibe? Because I do. Really. And it hurts me to say that, because I genuinely do like Renee.
Long ago there were Zellweger-Cooper marriage rumors ...
Demi and Ashton have an 'open marriage,' so that's why it's apparently cool that Ashton cheated. Or at least that's what Demi's saying in order to save face. [Celebslam]
Angelina gets kicked off leaves Jersey Shore. As if you didn't see that one coming like a herpe-covered Raisinet falling out of Amy Winehouse's purse. [popbytes]
Tom Cruise REALLY needs to start keeping his shirt on. [Celebitchy]
Jessica Simpson is talking about her penchant for passing gas now. Yeehaw, motherfuc...
OK. Look at the above photo. And look at it carefully. Have you come to the conclusion as to how she did it, and how fast?
Easy.
Want the answer? Ready?
A: They Photoshopped the lower part of her body off.
Yup. The advertisement is for Alley's latest diet scheme, Organic Liaison, and claims that the couple-time 'fat actress' lost over fifty pounds by following a strict exercise and diet plan and has intentions of losing another 40. Maybe next time? She'll just be a torso. And...
And guess who topped the list of single female celebrities? My very best Friend, Jennifer Aniston. As if that'd come as a surprise. It seems like whenever these 'Most Eligible' polls are conducted, the people behind them play Santa Claus and remind the world that these lucky celebrities are, indeed, still single and list reasons why you should go for it and try to lure both their attentions and reproductive organs.
So yes. I guess it's only natural that the eternal bachelorette, Jennif...
"People were coming up to me in the street and saying, 'I cried and cried when I heard.' ... Well, I was sadder! I didn't think it would ever happen, either. You bring people into your life at certain times. Maybe you have a relationship to have children, and you realize that it's fulfilled after that point."
The always-classy and tactful Susan Sarandon on the dissolution of her twenty-three year relationship with fellow actor Tim Robbins. May your relationship rest in piece, girl....
Monica Bellucci: Yup, still hot. [Celebslam]
Christina Hendricks takes the cover of Harper's Bazaar and looks wicked fierce doing it. [popbytes]
Who do you think are the most detestable celebrities in Hollywood? You might be surprised ... [Pajiba]
Amy Winehouse claims that she hasn't used drugs in three years ... and then she told me that the Toothfairy crept out of my closet and banged Santa Claus underneath my kitchen sink. True story. [Celebitchy]
Lisa Rinna got her lips ...
Ah, the ways of the world never cease to amaze me. If I could have chosen two other people that were allegedly hooking up that surprised me just as much, I'd say like, Jake Gyllenhaal and Lindsay Lohan or something. Mel Gibson and Heidi Montag. Totally. Did not. Expect.
But alright.
According to sources, Fitty and Chelsea were spotted acting quite cozy with one another over the weekend in my city, New Orleans, at one of my favorite jazz clubs (Blue Nile, baby), and it's been uno...
“Well, science is … we don’t really … that’s like … [He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, “OK, an analogy”] If you’re trying to fuck a girl, but her mom’s home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom’s home? Fuck the mom. See? Now you don’t really feel that way. You don’t really hate her mom. But for this moment when you’re trying to fuck this girl, fuck her! And that’s what we mean when we say fuck scientists. Sometim...
Normally I'd say, 'Hey, that's personal,' and I wouldn't publish it, but the couple has made a fucking joint statement on their very unfortunate recent occurrence. From People:
'We lost our unborn child about six weeks ago. ?We would like to thank all of those who expressed kindness and concern ?but we needed a little time to heal, time to find some solace before we? publicly acknowledged our loss."
I mean, yeah, I guess it's something that they would probably have had to publicly acknowledge...
Demi, Demi, Demi. I love you, girl, but why do you keep messing with your hair? Seems like every time I turn around, the hair’s blonder and blonder. I’m really not digging it. Not only do you just look better as a brunette, but this blonde just washes your face right out. And the shade? Please. I’m almost insulted that you’d think people wouldn’t catch it. This was a botched home job, wasn’t it. Your mama told you it was alright when you walked out of your bedroom, crying with re...
I kid, I kid. Taylor swift is a good girl. She’s well-rounded and mannerly and down to earth. She’s a good role model for young women, as opposed to the likes of, you know, Lindsay Lohan or something.
However, it looks like she’s in a little bit of a legal pickle right now, as her former manager is suing her for possible royalty rights and unpaid wages.
Swift’s former manager Dan Dymtrow says that he’s suing her for millions, because he was solely responsible for her discovery...
I like Renee Zellweger a lot. Maybe it has a lot to do with Bridget Jones' Diary or something, but she just appeals to me. However? Am I the only one who, as of late, gets a distinct Jennifer Aniston vibe from her? And by 'Jennifer Aniston vibe,' I mean a kind of clingy, needy, 'Please-oh-please current boyfriend won't you marry me' type of vibe? Because I do. Really. And it hurts me to say that, because I genuinely do like Renee.
Long ago there were Zellweger-Cooper marriage rumors ...
Demi and Ashton have an 'open marriage,' so that's why it's apparently cool that Ashton cheated. Or at least that's what Demi's saying in order to save face. [Celebslam]
Angelina gets kicked off leaves Jersey Shore. As if you didn't see that one coming like a herpe-covered Raisinet falling out of Amy Winehouse's purse. [popbytes]
Tom Cruise REALLY needs to start keeping his shirt on. [Celebitchy]
Jessica Simpson is talking about her penchant for passing gas now. Yeehaw, motherfuc...
OK. Look at the above photo. And look at it carefully. Have you come to the conclusion as to how she did it, and how fast?
Easy.
Want the answer? Ready?
A: They Photoshopped the lower part of her body off.
Yup. The advertisement is for Alley's latest diet scheme, Organic Liaison, and claims that the couple-time 'fat actress' lost over fifty pounds by following a strict exercise and diet plan and has intentions of losing another 40. Maybe next time? She'll just be a torso. And...
And guess who topped the list of single female celebrities? My very best Friend, Jennifer Aniston. As if that'd come as a surprise. It seems like whenever these 'Most Eligible' polls are conducted, the people behind them play Santa Claus and remind the world that these lucky celebrities are, indeed, still single and list reasons why you should go for it and try to lure both their attentions and reproductive organs.
So yes. I guess it's only natural that the eternal bachelorette, Jennif...
"People were coming up to me in the street and saying, 'I cried and cried when I heard.' ... Well, I was sadder! I didn't think it would ever happen, either. You bring people into your life at certain times. Maybe you have a relationship to have children, and you realize that it's fulfilled after that point."
The always-classy and tactful Susan Sarandon on the dissolution of her twenty-three year relationship with fellow actor Tim Robbins. May your relationship rest in piece, girl....
Monica Bellucci: Yup, still hot. [Celebslam]
Christina Hendricks takes the cover of Harper's Bazaar and looks wicked fierce doing it. [popbytes]
Who do you think are the most detestable celebrities in Hollywood? You might be surprised ... [Pajiba]
Amy Winehouse claims that she hasn't used drugs in three years ... and then she told me that the Toothfairy crept out of my closet and banged Santa Claus underneath my kitchen sink. True story. [Celebitchy]
Lisa Rinna got her lips ...
Ah, the ways of the world never cease to amaze me. If I could have chosen two other people that were allegedly hooking up that surprised me just as much, I'd say like, Jake Gyllenhaal and Lindsay Lohan or something. Mel Gibson and Heidi Montag. Totally. Did not. Expect.
But alright.
According to sources, Fitty and Chelsea were spotted acting quite cozy with one another over the weekend in my city, New Orleans, at one of my favorite jazz clubs (Blue Nile, baby), and it's been uno...