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I say "one last time" not because they're breaking up (I'm just not that lucky of a person, guys), but because unless something extraordinary happens to ... well, happen (you know, like more public groping and/or pulling shit out of significant others' asses), I'm just out of stories about my one celebrity love, Adrien Brody, and his silly, empty-faced girlfriend, Lara Leito.
Anyway. Whatever. This is Adrien and That Girl, spending oodles of time together while Adrien films his latest movie, Whatever It Is, because luckily for Adrien, That Girl has no real job or obligations and can just sit around and comb her long, stupid hair and eat bon bons or what-the-f-ck ever while Adrien films and is productive and lets her use his super-extra large-venti platinum credit card for purchases like sparkly feather boas, "Party Like a Rockstar" t-shirts, and cases of cheap glitter nail polish, because DUH quantity over QUALITY because you just never do know when this relationship is going to end and That Girl will have to go back to her mom's roach-infested apartment in Encino or wherever and back to eating ramen noodles for dinner every damn night.
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I say "one last time" not because they're breaking up (I'm just not that lucky of a person, guys), but because unless something extraordinary happens to ... well, happen (you know, like more public groping and/or pulling shit out of significant others' asses), I'm just out of stories about my one celebrity love, Adrien Brody, and his silly, empty-faced girlfriend, Lara Leito.
Anyway. Whatever. This is Adrien and That Girl, spending oodles of time together while Adri...
You know, one time I was at a hair salon, complaining about my natural dishwater-brown hair (that's positively lined with white-silver grey streaks), lamenting the fact that it's neither bright, coppery brown nor bright, golden brown, and one of the stylists let me in on a little secret---see, most brunettes have this dishwater brown hair that I've been blessed with, and most blondes aren't even close to being natural. Well, naturally, this knowledge completely rocked my world, and life was just...
Jessica Simpson is THIN. [The Superficial]
Eva Mendes' replacement! [Lainey Gossip]
Taylor Swift's behind-the-scenes love. [Starpulse]
Man boobs. Not hot. [theBERRY]
David Beckham tries to not ogle the cheerleaders, fails. [Socialite Life]
Vintage love letters found amidst Sandy debris. [The Frisky]
Justin Bieber dedicates it all to his haters. [Cele|bitchy]
MC Hammer did Gangnam Style. [Yeeeah]
Who wore Nicki Minaj's dress better? [Bitten and Bound]
Emma Thompson in 'Beautiful Cr...
So these two lovebirds were at an AMA after party last night, holding hands and looking generally uncomfortable with one another, but TMZ has another story. Yup, TMZ is saying that ...
I don't know about you guys, but I just cannot wait to see this movie. Could there have been a better pick than Keira Knightley? I hardly think so.
But enough about me---because we love you, there’s stuff in this post for you, too---what, you wonder? Well, a copy of the book, the film soundtrack, and a Votivo candle with bookmark. A second winner will receive all that minus the Visa gift card. To enter? It’s simple—all you have to do is like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter, shar...
Whee for awards show fashion! I just love it. I can barely function when I'm not wearing some kind of sweatshirt material or Lycra, but hey. A girl can admire that what she doesn't have, right? Sure.
Here's the list for Worst Dressed, and in all honesty, even the worst dressed weren't all that bad (well, some of them were CHRISTINA AGUILERA).
Number five, Ke$ha. Which is disappointing, because sometimes girl looks amazing, and sometimes she looks like a bag of squashed balls. And in this ...
You guys heard from Emily earlier this morning that the AMAs weren't all that much to sneeze at, and guys, I completely agree. I honestly fear for the future of popular music, as if it isn't all that bad to start (no, really; it is).
One thing that didn't disappoint, however, was the fashion. Because there was a lot of good fashion, guys, and coming from me, that should mean a lot. There were actually more dresses that I loved than those I didn't, and that always surprises me.
Anyway, nu...
Well hey, Courteney Cox. [The Superficial]
Jeremy Renner's SNL was ROUGH. [Lainey Gossip]
Ashley Greene just wants you to see every inch of her bod, eh? [Yeeeah]
Jessica Biel is a mature married woman now. [Starpulse]
The Thanksgiving breakdown. [theBERRY]
Ke$ha cleans up her act. [Cele|bitchy]
Chanel is in trouble after Brad Pitt's mockery of its brand. [Bohomoth]
Hey, look, it's Scarlett Courtney Stodden Johansson! [Amy Grindhouse]
Jenny McCarthy outclasses herself by joking about rape....
I'm real sorry to have to do this to you guys on a holiday week, but if there were ever an appropriate time to assault you with a twelve-year-old twenty-five year-old, this would be it: a song from a new girl on the scene, Nicole Westbrook, titled 'It's Thanksgiving'.
Granted, it's way better than Rebecca Black, and hey, bonus! We don't have to think about 'Friday' every Friday, fifty-two times a year---Thanksgiving is only once a year, and after this Thursday, it's going to be wildly inappropriate to sing about Thanksgiving for at least another three-hundred-sixty days or so.
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I'm real sorry to have to do this to you guys on a holiday week, but if there were ever an appropriate time to assault you with a twelve-year-old twenty-five year-old, this would be it: a song from a new girl on the scene, Nicole Westbrook, titled 'It's Thanksgiving'.
Granted, it's way better than Rebecca Black, and hey, bonus! We don't have to think about 'Friday' every Friday, fifty-two times a year---Thanksgiving is only once a year, and after this Thursday, it's going to be wildly inap...
This is Katy Perry blah blah blah doing something for the Dream Foundation blah blah blah and this is the outfit that she wore. I know that we're supposed to be all impressed and focused on the fact that Katy is doing something wonderful with her spare time and with her money, and honestly, I am quite impressed, because it's nice that Katy's not just another pretty face doing pretty things with her pretty finances, but that's just not what I want to talk about this evening.
No, what I want to...
You guys all know that Michael Lohan has another daughter, now, right? Because he does, and he did, and now his family is all up in arms over it and just can't believe that someone who has a history of punching women in the crotch might actually get sick of punching the same woman in the same crotch month after month, year after year, and might actually step out on that woman in order to punch a different woman in the crotch once in awhile. With his penis.
Lindsay is probably the maddest of...
Well, now, I don't know that for a fact (John Mayer's the expert in that area), but she *did* do an interview with Wonderland magazine, and despite the fact that she looks kind of dirty, she's looking pretty hot. So alright. I guess Ke$ha's body could be a wonderland, but here's Ke$ha telling people that they've, like, totally got the wrong impression of her:
"The thing about me and what I do is that I think some people initially got the wrong impression, that I was taking it really serious...