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J Woww Looks Fairly Hot in NYC, Snooki Looks Like She Could Use a Paper Bag

photo of j woww jenni farley and nicole snooki polizzi from jersey shore in new york city pictures Jersey Shore stars Jenni "J Woww" Farley and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi were photographed in New York City yesterday, where they seem to be a pretty big presence as of late. Word has it that Snooki and J Woww are seeking a spinoff of their craptastic guido- and guidette-themed shitshow, and sources say that MTV networks is considering picking it up. While I think that these two are sort of trying to be the new Kardashians-without-bloodline, and I normally can't stand either of them or their stu...

Amy Winehouse’s Interview With Harper’s Bazaar is Nothing Short of Bizarre

photo of amy winehouse harper's bazaar pictures black and white Amy Winehouse, no stranger to odd behavior or, um, drinking, was profiled earlier this month for the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar where she was photographed by musician-turned-photographer Bryan Adams and discussed bits and pieces of her personal life, all while under the influence of wine. How seemingly appropriate. The interviewer's eyewitness of Amy imbibing: Just before Winehouse goes to change for the next shot, I see her gulping down a big glass of wine. "Not," she says aloud,...

Either Autotune Gets More and More Believable Every Day or (Gasp) Gwyneth Paltrow Might Actually Be Able to Sing

So it looks like the Queen of Good Living has gone and done something that I might be interested in checking out. Gwyneth Paltrow is starring in a new movie, Country Strong (yup, just like in the title of the music video above - a title I despise), and the scenes from the movie as depicted in the music video look kind of intriguing. Why? Because it's a movie about an alcoholic country star has-been and Gwynnie is playing the lead role. Anything portraying Gwyneth Paltrow as a washed-up has-been that's bein...

Quotables: David Arquette Eats Crow

photo of david arquette pictures "I went on Howard Stern yesterday to provide clarity and honesty about what I'm experiencing.  But while doing that I shared too much. … It's alright for me to be honest about my own feelings but in retrospect some of the information I provided involved others and for that I am sorry and humbled." He's sorry, what, that he outed Jasmine Waltz as Hollywood's next 'It Girl'? And by 'It Girl,' I clearly mean 'aspiring actress who'll sleep with every minorly prolific star to get ahead'?  ...

The Choice of Avril Lavigne on This Month’s Maxim Explained

photo of avril lavigne cover model for maxim magazine with belly exposed pictures I heard a few days ago that Avril Lavigne was chosen to be the cover model on Maxim for November's upcoming issue and my only thought was 'why.' Just a simple, all-encompassing 'why.' Avril hasn't even released any radio-worthy music lately -- not that any of her previous stuff, like Sk8er Boi, was ever REALLY radio-worthy in my humblest and most respectful of opinions, but it just goes to show you that there's a market for everything in this crazy, mixed-up world we live in. Lavigne, who re...

David Arquette Breaks a Bit of Silence on His Split With Courteney Cox-Arquette

photo of david arquette drunk pictures Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off of the floor. I was literally that shocked that one-half of an A-list couple would actually have the balls -- or the sheer stupidity -- to divulge juicy details such as sex, parenting, and another woman.  Because that's exactly what happened. David, the male half of the Arquette marriage (hold your tongue), spoke out on Howard Stern's very upstanding radio show yesterday and was, naturally, asked about the state of his marriage to his more-famous wife. ...

The Situation Gets Booted From Dancing With the Stars

In a move that shocked all of America last night (OK, well not all of America, being that they're the ones who vote for this shit), Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was voted off of Dancing With the Stars. While I've never been a huge Sitch fan, I have to commend him for acting like a normal human being whilst on the show, and not letting his real (fake?) self show through. Though I thought he was going to be kept on a bit longer than he was, sheerly out of the public's curiosity to see how long he could act like a man a...

Love It Or Leave It: Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Goes Back to Her Roots

photo of ashlee simpson-wentz with blonde hair pictures new hairstyle Well, look. One of the faux-punk princesses of the early 2000s has gone back to her roots, so to speak. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, a born blonde and she who also achieved her weird sort of fame as a blonde, has gotten rid of the 'edgy' black that's been her token 'do since she decided that she wanted to be the darker half of the Simpson sisters and marry odd people like Pete Wentz. Naturally, because Pete seems like such a front-putting, appearance-loving troll, there could be trouble brewin...

Kim Kardashian is Now Taking Pointers From Snooki, Oompa-Loompas

photo of kim kardashian in new york city with bad orange spray tan pictures Kim Kardashian, a woman who I once thought could do no fashion or beauty wrong, has gone out and made the biggest faux pas there is: girl's gone and turned herself the color of runny, reheated turnips. KK was photographed leaving her hotel in NYC city this past week (where a new Kardashian reality spinoff is said to be taking place) and to combat the dank and dreary fall New York weather, Kim's gone and turned into the Great Pumpkin a few weeks early. Kim, girl, just cross your fingers that this horrid s...

The Blue Valentine Trailer is Here and it’s Every Bit as Cute as I Thought it Would Be

So, remember I was telling you about this movie that starred Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams? The one in which I got my first in-real-life glance at a scruffy Gosling in a hat, on the very day I happened to be moving from the area in which the film was being shot? Yup, it's the very same Blue Valentine and I am stoked. The flick, which will be debuting in theaters soon (some say December in the US), has finally released its trailer to those who weren't lucky enough to see it at the film fest...

Say It Ain’t So: Courteney Cox-Arquette and David Arquette Separate

photo of courteney-cox-and-david-arquette-on-the-set-of-scream-3-pictures After eleven-plus years of togetherness, Courteney and David are finally (um, officially) separating. Anyone who actually read interviews about the couple, or better, by the couple, are probably not all that surprised. And why? Because the Cox-Arquettes have had a long history of rockiness -- rockiness that they took to marriage counseling and rockiness that they had no problem talking about for the public. A rep for the couple released this joint statement: "The reason for this separation...

In Other News …

photo of kristen stewart miserable bitch face picture Eric Thal, the guy that's dating Charlize Theron. Go figure. [Celebslam] Michelle Williams cast as Marilyn Monroe. Perfectly, epically chosen. [popbytes] Looks like Katherine Heigl's latest movie is a bomb. Art thou surprised? [Pajiba] Kristen Stewart smiling ... I think I just temporarily lost control of all bodily functions for being surprised. [Celebitchy] Even more stuff to convince you that Justin Bieber is actually a woman: he's releasing a nailpolish line. [Amy Grindhouse] Britney Spears' weave doesn't look that bad. From the front. [CityRag] Brett Favre: t...
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