J Woww won't do a nudie shoot for Playboy, but she'll do this? [Celebslam]
Katy Perry claims that she's great in bed. I just think that the lady doth protest too much. [Popbytes]
Canada knows how to do horror flicks, and this is why you should see these if you haven't already. [Pajiba]
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are still appearing in public together, still trying to quash those cheating rumors by osmosis and obnoxious canoodling. [Celebitchy]
The latest on Charlie Sheen .....
So, remember the recent Shape magazine cover where everyone was like, 'Oh, damn, check out LeAnn's revenge body,' though she didn't need to do the whole revenge thing, 'cause she was the one who cheated, so she kind of had it backwards?
Well, anyway, the dedicated readers of the magazine (I know, I couldn't believe it either) wrote to the editor-in-chief, claiming how distasteful it was to find LeAnn plastered all over their blessed magazine and how offended they were that a homewrecker lik...
You get these hints:
1. Even her spawn doesn't like her.
2. Most OK, all of her tattoos look like lesions.
3. A higher force occasionally slips a pod person into this woman's shell of a body, merely for immortal entertainment.
4. And ... No, it's not Britney Spears, despite the funked-up hair and previous giveaway hints.
Got it? Think you've got what it takes to guess that actress ass?
Jump in to find out if y'all were right.
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Yeah, 'Swyllengift.' You heard it here first. Totally made it up myself. Before coffee. So I haven't even had a breath's time to decide whether or not it sucks, or if I'm going to start referring to Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift as ... Swyllengift. I mean, fuck. It's better than Brangelina ... Or worse, Bennifer. Do y'all remember the original Bennifer (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez)? Those were some great days for gossip. The really seedy, voyeuristic part of me would like to se...
Audrina Patridge's mother is embarrassing, trashy. Not unlike her daughter. [Celebslam]
Christina Aguilera is just fine, thankyouverymuch. [popbytes]
Did you know that they're making a Moby Dick movie? 'Cause they are. And it looks like hell. [Pajiba]
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are so totally not getting a divorce. (Read: I give it six months.) [Celebitchy]
Kendra Wilkinson will not be doing Playboy anytime soon. Shocker. [Amy Grindhouse]
Christina Hendricks naked? [CityRag]
Crazy photos of the woman that Charlie Sheen was allegedly not...
"I know this is the modern age and everyone's got cameras and cell phones and video cameras. But I'd really appreciate it if you'd put that fucking shit down. I know it's very cool to videotape and put it on YouTube the next day, but frankly, it completely takes away from the show. I'd thoroughly appreciate it if you'd put that shit down and put your hands in the air. I want everyone's hands in the fucking air."
Taylor Momsen on preventative actions to avoid her tits being spread all over t...
Yup, the Hollywood couple that you thought for sure would last the strains of time and Botox, shitty country songs, many pointless name changes, and teenage girls with identity crises who wear skimpy costumes and influence their toddler sisters to debut lingerie lines -- it's official: Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Finley are gittin' a dee-vorce!
The couple, who cited irreconcilable differences, filed for the legality late yesterday afternoon in Tennessee, and released this joint statement to the...
... The Butterfly Diva herself is pregnant!
You know, I've given Mariah Carey a lot of flack in the past for appearing to be an off-balance, impulsive, selfish drama queen with a flair for the absurd, but that stuff aside ('cause everyone changes, right?) girlfriend's probably stoked to high heaven that she's going to be a mama, and dad Nick Cannon is probably off the wall.
After publicly denying rumors that the couple was pregnant for the past year or so, both Mariah and her husband, N...
Rihanna, all red-haired and tattooed and much different after being the object of abuse by former boyfriend Chris Brown, has settled on down with her athlete boyfriend, Matt Kemp, and dishes on all sorts of stuff for the December issue of Marie Claire magazine, and claims that she's so much happier now than she's been in the past.
On rationalizing the whole abuse thing with ex-boyfriend Chris Brown:
"God has a crazy way of working, and sometimes when stuff happens you feel like, 'What di...
“He had a hand in raising me. I’m always gonna love that guy. He’s a genius, he’s an amazing artist.”
And by 'Dad,' I clearly mean 'Marilyn Manson,' because there are no other males allowed - did you hear me, you bitch, none! - in Evan Rachel Wood's life, even if they are broken up. Ever. He'll cut you, you know....
Now this is a couple I could get behind! And I'm not joking! While I'm not a big Taylor Swift fan (her music is a little bit ... young for me), she seems like a level-headed, down-to-earth girl who tries to live her life as normally as possible, while being a crazy, notebook-doodling, romantic fool for love. And you know, I actually think it's pretty sweet. I mean, she's like Stevie Nicks. ... Just without all of those hard, hard drugs. And all of those hard, hard drugs. Did I mention t...
I mean, I guess it's a dress, right? A dress that unfortunately got one of the Golden Girls' robes stuck in the belt as Julianne hurriedly buckled her belt or something? And she said, 'Man, screw it; I'll just flip this weird, tapered kimono sleeve up over my shoulder and hope no one notices.' Right? ...
J Woww won't do a nudie shoot for Playboy, but she'll do this? [Celebslam]
Katy Perry claims that she's great in bed. I just think that the lady doth protest too much. [Popbytes]
Canada knows how to do horror flicks, and this is why you should see these if you haven't already. [Pajiba]
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are still appearing in public together, still trying to quash those cheating rumors by osmosis and obnoxious canoodling. [Celebitchy]
The latest on Charlie Sheen .....
So, remember the recent Shape magazine cover where everyone was like, 'Oh, damn, check out LeAnn's revenge body,' though she didn't need to do the whole revenge thing, 'cause she was the one who cheated, so she kind of had it backwards?
Well, anyway, the dedicated readers of the magazine (I know, I couldn't believe it either) wrote to the editor-in-chief, claiming how distasteful it was to find LeAnn plastered all over their blessed magazine and how offended they were that a homewrecker lik...
You get these hints:
1. Even her spawn doesn't like her.
2. Most OK, all of her tattoos look like lesions.
3. A higher force occasionally slips a pod person into this woman's shell of a body, merely for immortal entertainment.
4. And ... No, it's not Britney Spears, despite the funked-up hair and previous giveaway hints.
Got it? Think you've got what it takes to guess that actress ass?
Jump in to find out if y'all were right.
Read More...
Yeah, 'Swyllengift.' You heard it here first. Totally made it up myself. Before coffee. So I haven't even had a breath's time to decide whether or not it sucks, or if I'm going to start referring to Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift as ... Swyllengift. I mean, fuck. It's better than Brangelina ... Or worse, Bennifer. Do y'all remember the original Bennifer (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez)? Those were some great days for gossip. The really seedy, voyeuristic part of me would like to se...
Audrina Patridge's mother is embarrassing, trashy. Not unlike her daughter. [Celebslam]
Christina Aguilera is just fine, thankyouverymuch. [popbytes]
Did you know that they're making a Moby Dick movie? 'Cause they are. And it looks like hell. [Pajiba]
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are so totally not getting a divorce. (Read: I give it six months.) [Celebitchy]
Kendra Wilkinson will not be doing Playboy anytime soon. Shocker. [Amy Grindhouse]
Christina Hendricks naked? [CityRag]
Crazy photos of the woman that Charlie Sheen was allegedly not...
"I know this is the modern age and everyone's got cameras and cell phones and video cameras. But I'd really appreciate it if you'd put that fucking shit down. I know it's very cool to videotape and put it on YouTube the next day, but frankly, it completely takes away from the show. I'd thoroughly appreciate it if you'd put that shit down and put your hands in the air. I want everyone's hands in the fucking air."
Taylor Momsen on preventative actions to avoid her tits being spread all over t...
Yup, the Hollywood couple that you thought for sure would last the strains of time and Botox, shitty country songs, many pointless name changes, and teenage girls with identity crises who wear skimpy costumes and influence their toddler sisters to debut lingerie lines -- it's official: Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Finley are gittin' a dee-vorce!
The couple, who cited irreconcilable differences, filed for the legality late yesterday afternoon in Tennessee, and released this joint statement to the...
... The Butterfly Diva herself is pregnant!
You know, I've given Mariah Carey a lot of flack in the past for appearing to be an off-balance, impulsive, selfish drama queen with a flair for the absurd, but that stuff aside ('cause everyone changes, right?) girlfriend's probably stoked to high heaven that she's going to be a mama, and dad Nick Cannon is probably off the wall.
After publicly denying rumors that the couple was pregnant for the past year or so, both Mariah and her husband, N...
Rihanna, all red-haired and tattooed and much different after being the object of abuse by former boyfriend Chris Brown, has settled on down with her athlete boyfriend, Matt Kemp, and dishes on all sorts of stuff for the December issue of Marie Claire magazine, and claims that she's so much happier now than she's been in the past.
On rationalizing the whole abuse thing with ex-boyfriend Chris Brown:
"God has a crazy way of working, and sometimes when stuff happens you feel like, 'What di...
“He had a hand in raising me. I’m always gonna love that guy. He’s a genius, he’s an amazing artist.”
And by 'Dad,' I clearly mean 'Marilyn Manson,' because there are no other males allowed - did you hear me, you bitch, none! - in Evan Rachel Wood's life, even if they are broken up. Ever. He'll cut you, you know....
Now this is a couple I could get behind! And I'm not joking! While I'm not a big Taylor Swift fan (her music is a little bit ... young for me), she seems like a level-headed, down-to-earth girl who tries to live her life as normally as possible, while being a crazy, notebook-doodling, romantic fool for love. And you know, I actually think it's pretty sweet. I mean, she's like Stevie Nicks. ... Just without all of those hard, hard drugs. And all of those hard, hard drugs. Did I mention t...
I mean, I guess it's a dress, right? A dress that unfortunately got one of the Golden Girls' robes stuck in the belt as Julianne hurriedly buckled her belt or something? And she said, 'Man, screw it; I'll just flip this weird, tapered kimono sleeve up over my shoulder and hope no one notices.' Right? ...