"So I'm drunk at the dinner table at Mother and Dad's house in Maine. And my brothers and sister are there, Laura's there. And I'm sitting next to a beautiful woman, friend of Mother and Dad's," says Bush. "And I said to her out loud, 'What is sex like after 50?' ... I hope somebody reads this book and says, 'If Bush can quit, I can quit.'"
Former President George W. Bush on tackling the big issues ... alcoholism. You know, not to intermingle politics with celebrity, but I like Bush. I like...
Demi Lovato, as reported the other day, admitted herself into treatment for an eating disorder and self-harm, but stories emerged that very evening from TMZ, claiming that Demi had a physical argument with a female member of her tour staff the night before her admittance that caused the Disney star to take a good, hard look at herself and what it was that she needed in order to be happy.
A 'close friend' of Demi's has come forward to validate the allegations that Demi did, in fact, 'attack' ...
After reading this story and relating it to you guys, I'm going to head to the kitchen to soak my eyes in a nice, tall, acidic glass of orange juice, and throw a giant dollop of vodka in there for good measure. Then I'm going to swish the eyes around in the glass (carefully, mind you; hard to do this shit with, you know, no eyes), suck the entire thing back - eyes and all - and let the whole mess digest in my stomach. Because the eyes? They're so much better off down there, closer to my o...
"That makes no sense because someone always runs for President ... [Sarah] wouldn't go through with a campaign even if she was nominated."
Levi Johnston in response to Sarah Palin's latest rumored-Presidential-run comment along the lines that she'd - yup - run if there was no one else to do it.
Johnston also spoke directly to TMZ and claimed that his ex-girlfriend's baby mama wasn't qualified to be President of the United States, even if she was nominated, or worse, elected.
Honestly. S...
Some people just can't be pleased. Sometimes, guys, the world is just not enough.
Kim Kardashian is one of those people. She's currently a home-video star, a budding businesswoman peddling perfume, cosmetics, a potential clothing line enthusiast, and in-demand hair-flippin', partying socialite. Now? She wants to become a successful recording ar-teest, too.
Kim is said to be pairing up with The-Dream (and you know how I feel about this dude) to record some tracks for a Kardashian alb...
According to sources close to the star (who is now eighteen and can do what she pleases, thankyouverymuch Disney), Demi Lovato has given up her world tour along with The Jonas Brothers and has checked herself into a rehab-type facility, where it's said she'll undergo counseling for physical and emotional issues. A rep for Lovato quickly - and loudly - refutes any claims that Demi is, or will be, treated for drug or alcohol abuse.
According to TMZ, however, who always seems to have those extra deets, ...
Sofia Vergara is messing with a married man. [Celebslam]
The juicy updates on Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher ... you won't believe it. [popbytes]
The Walking Dead, in case you happened to miss it yesterday. [Pajiba]
Sam Ronson speaks out about her gal Christina Aguilera. [Celebitchy]
A massive compilation of your favorite celebrities in their Halloween costumes! [Amy Grindhouse]
Paris Hilton had a Halloween nipslip ... do you dare check it out (NSFW)? [CityRag]
I know this is kind of an abomination to the world over, but I think J Woww actually looked pretty hot in her Halloween costum...
All you local Louisiana die-hard Twilight fans can breathe a sigh of relief now - Kristen Stewart is back, bitches, and she's ready to do some more filming for Breaking Dawn.
Stewart was photographed arriving at New Orleans' Louis Armstrong International Airport yesterday (on Halloween; ugh, so appropriate) to film some shots for the upcoming Twilight installment. She looked as happy as only Kristen Stewart knows how to convey, and I can't say I blame her - the Armstrong airport is totally my fav...
According to sources at People magazine, McCord was caught partying pretty hard with a male model this past Halloween weekend, Aaron O'Connell. Don't know who he is? Never fear; I didn't 'til I Googled him, either. And then? I still didn't. But I was able to appreciate his marginally good looks - I mean, he looks like every other nameless, faceless male model out there that poses for Abercrombie & Fitch, and hey. Nothing wrong with that, is there. There can never been enough beauty i...
"I don't know what will happen, but this is not like we're getting divorced. This is a separation and I think that takes a lot of courage ... Whatever is supposed to happen will be the best thing for us. [David] is a kook. It's not shocking and Howard Stern - he loves him, and I'm a fan of Howard Stern ... David is an entertainer and I'm sure the people who listen to the radio are entertained by his stories."
Or, you know, not divorce. And I still can't wrap my head around it, because ...