Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Latest Infidel: Tony Parker, Eva Longoria’s Husband; Divorce Here We Come!

photo of eva longoria and tony parker divorcing wedding pictures photographs Apparently the NBA's Tony Parker is yet another male celebrity that can't keep it in his pants. Parker, who married Eva Longoria about three years ago in a castle in Frahhhhnce, is being accused of cheating on the Desperate Housewives star, and friends of Eva claim that she's about a minute away from filing an official petition for divorce. You know, I get that people are human and things happen whether they should or not, but come the fuck on. If you have a history or a habit of hopping into bed with randoms - though you're in one of those 'committed' relationships - why even ...

Wedding Wars: Jessica Vs. Nick?

photo of jessica simpson and eric johnson fiances engaged engagement pictures According to sources close to Jessica Simpson, girlfriend's in such a frenzy to tie the knot with her boyfriend - the one that I still have not remembered a name, nor do I feel so inclined to Google it right now - before ex-husband Nick Lachey marries Vanessa Minnillo, and she's willing to rush to fit everything in before Christmas in order to 'win.' We're looking at a dual Christmas wedding here, guys. According to friends of the blushing bride-to-be: "She wants to beat Nick to the altar. She knows that it is going to be tough to pull everything toget...

Someone Asked Jennifer Love Hewitt and Her Boyfriend to be in Their Christmas Music Video

That 'someone' being Dave Barnes, whom I've never heard of, but he's pretty alright. And the song? Totally adorable. I will be buying this on iTunes because I am a Christmas-loving freak. The video? Though this goes against every single minuscule fiber of my very being - deep breath - I actually love the video. I think Jennifer Love Hewitt is totally adorable in it, if a bit over the top, and her cheeseball boyfriend, Alex Beh, is the perfect complement. What did you guys think of the video? Am I coming over to the dark side, praising Jennifer Love Hewitt? Is it just the spirit of the upcoming holiday that's got me so entranced (because that's happened before, don't you know.)? /> That 'someone' being Dave Barnes, whom I've never heard of, but he's pretty alright. And the song? Totally adorable. I will be buying this on iTunes because I am a Christmas-loving freak. The video? Though this goes against every single minuscule fiber of my very being - deep breath - I actually love the video. I think Jennifer Love Hewitt is totally adorable in it, if a bit over the top, and her cheeseball boyfriend, Alex Beh, is the perfect complement. What did you guys think...

In Other News …

photo of bill clinton pictures Kristen Stewart looks hot in a bikini, no matter what you say. [Celebslam] Spencer Pratt directing porn? [popbytes] You might want to go and check out the latest poster for the Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides installment. [Pajiba] Do you love Rihanna's latest hair, or is it just getting ridiculous? [Celebitchy] LOL @ Taylor Momsen's 1997 Shake 'n Bake commercial! [Amy Grindhouse] A plethora of really inappropriate Demi Moore photos from when she was much, much younger. A...

Rachel Uchitel is Not a Whore

photo of tiger woods mistress rachel uchitel topless pictures Rachel Uchitel, former mistress of Tiger Woods and contestant on Celebrity Rehab, claims that she's neither a ho nor a homewrecker. In fact, she's a private investigator. Or, at least, will be, come this December! Yup. Rachel Uchitel finally breaks her silence to the UK's Daily Mail about the Tiger Woods affair (OK, well, not too much, or she would have ended up with a bloody horse's head in her bed, not all that dissimilar from last Christmas) and claims that she's not only the best of a...

LeAnn Rimes’ Ex-Husband Dean Sheremet is Engaged

photo of dean sheremet and fiance sarah silver pictures OK, apparently? This fall is the summer of revenge engagements. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo first, then Jessica Simpson announces her engagement to whatever-his-name-is football player boyfriend. Didn't, you know, seem odd or anything. These are two couples that are so in sync, guys, that they even come to the same rash decisions together. No harm, no foul. Now, however, we have the engagement of Dean Sheremet, former backup dancer and ex-husband of LeAnn Rimes. Sheremet, who was rumored for the longest time to be gay, is now a New York City chef, and has ad...

In Other News …

photo of homophobe john mccain grabbing president obama's butt pictures Tish Cyrus apparently has a history of cheating. [Celebslam] Taylor Momsen blames it all on her parents. [popbytes] There is absolutely nothing that Rachel McAdams can't do. [Pajiba] Jennifer Love Hewitt busts out tits like it's 1999. [Celebitchy] The great country known as Canada is hopping on the bandwagon and debuting Lake Shore, a knockoff of (obviously) Jersey Shore. If you have NOT seen this trailer, you NEED to. [Zelda Lily] The Kristen Stewart lap dance video. Heck. Yes. [Allie is Wired] Angelina Jolie encourages her children to follow in her creepy...

Quotables: Russell Brand Wants Sex With Everyone. Again.

photo of sex addict russell brand in his underwear husband of katy perry pictures "Eventually, I think you find a spiritual and emotional connection with someone, and I think it unifies you with everyone else. I think if you love one person, it makes you love everyone. That's how I feel now." ... That's how you feel now, Russ? Isn't that what got you the whole 'sex-addict' status to begin with? Or was it the Ecstasy? I can never be sure. Anyway, super glad that you're so in love with the wifey, but lay off the 'loving everyone' thing. You might give other leg h...

Kate Gosselin’s Kids Take Pointers From Their Mom

photo of jon and kate gosselin with their eight kids pictures You know, they say that most education starts at home, and unfortunately, this kind of education was missed in the Gosselin household. According to reports, two of Gosselin's children, Collin and Alexis, have been expelled from their private school in Pennsylvania for excessive bullying of other students. Expelled. You read that right. And if the italics confused you, here it is again. EXPELLED.  It's said that the two kids were involved physically and verbally in harassing other student...

Angelina Pivarnick Does a Really Awful Rap Song

photo of jersey shore angelina pivarnick short dress fat foot pictures The song, which you can listen to here, was never supposed to be released, because Jersey Shore princess Angelina Pivarnick wasn't 'happy' with the contract that she was provided with. However? I'm thinking that the song wasn't supposed to be released because it's the most horrible, embarrassing display of obnoxiousness that's ever graced the music scene.  Ever. Of all time. If you can't listen to it, 'cause you're at work, or because you don't want your new live-in boyfriend or girlfriend ...