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"I was very disappointed, shocked and hurt to hear that Bristol told a magazine that I don’t like her. It’s a complete and absolute lie what she said. I have no idea where she got that from. I never ever said I don’t like her — nevermind the fact that it’s not true that I don’t like her. The only thing I’ve said about her is that I think she should embrace the show more when she got homesick — which is something I would say to every celebrity who comes on the show and has a low p...
And I suppose this is one of the main reasons that we love celebrities so much - they're eternally better looking than we could probably ever hope to be. It's not that they're really any structurally different than any of us; they all have the same features, cheekbones, feet, whatever else have you, but they've got professional stylists who choose their makeup, attire, and hair, and know all of the ins and outs of faking people out into thinking that you're ephemeral and transcending in your ...
Paris Hilton is doing community service. Not for a jail. No, I'm not joking. [Celebslam]
Justin Bieber shows off his tits, and the world crumbled. [popbytes]
The 15 Best Lines from NBC's Thursday Night Comedy Block. [Pajiba]
Gisele Bundchen ordering husband Tom Brady to get hair plugs. Surprised? [Celebitchy]
Gloria Steinem was a Playboy bunny - teehee! [Zelda Lily]
Alanis Morissette has the cutest baby bump of all time. [Allie is Wired]
Katie Holmes is so close to Jackie Kennedy that it's scary. [...
So we gave you a taste of it a week or so ago, and on the whole, it was a fail. But here's the whole rotten enchilada - I was only able to get 1:48 seconds into it. Did you get further? />
So we gave you a taste of it a week or so ago, and on the whole, it was a fail. But here's the whole rotten enchilada - I was only able to get 1:48 seconds into it. Did you get further? ...
No, unfortunately not (yet), but I'll bet you wish she was so she'd go away and be a bank teller or something, right?
Insiders close to Kate have confirmed to several media outlets that Kate has, and I quote, 'gone through millions.' As in earned the cash (though that's truly, truly debatable), turned around, and pissed it away. Atta girl, way to set the example for those around you, you down-home gal. From Popeater:
"Kate lives like she is a movie star," a friend tells me. "She flies first cl...
"Eva and I have been discussing our situation privately. I was aware that she would be filing for divorce in Los Angeles. ... I did not file for divorce in Texas and did not hire divorce attorneys in either Texas or California. We plan to continue to keep our discussions of this matter private."
So, OK. Apparently, Eva's public reaction wasn't entirely on the mark, considering that Tony says that the two were planning to file for divorce anyway. The way that the media spun it made it s...
“I enjoyed them all! I never felt I chose badly, and I was always happy when the next man came along. I can usually last about two years with a man, and that’s it. The moment the relationship goes into the phase of more commitment, it changes.”
Cher, referring to dating Tom Cruise, Richie Sambora, and Val Kilmer in their younger days.
Apparently, this is Madonna's inspiration, but nobody does it better than Cher, even if they did sleep with Jesus. Ever.
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I totally, totally love the outfit, and the glasses definitely flatter Jen's face, but they also kind of age her, too. Not that she's, you know, old, or even looking any older than her forty-one years, but the glasses definitely give you an idea of what girlfriend's going to look like when she's in her sixties.
And if she's OK with that, I am too - because although I give Aniston a lot of crap for being a wimpy man-wanting rom-com fiend, I also have to give her credit for staying true to herself ...
Kelly Osbourne, who I have to whole-heartedly say is looking fecking sweet these days, is the latest cover model for Shape magazine - the magazine, if you'll remember, who apologized recently for having LeAnn Rimes on its cover because they had second thoughts about promoting a homewrecker.
The, you know, far-less-controversial and always-angelic Kelly Osbourne, however, is a good fit for the mag's cover this month, obviously, and it's all due to her svelte new figure that she just can't stop showing off.
On what inspired Kelly to lose the excess weight:
“I ...