So, before I even get into it, I have a story for you. My friend and I were headed to this drinking establishment in my hometown of Scranton, Pennsylvania (yes, home of The Office) and we were prepared to hit it hard with some friends that evening because we were celebrating an unceremonious breakup that was long, long overdue.
We got there early, took our place at the bar and asked for martinis. Almost immediately, we were approached by this odd-looking, burly man in his late thirties with w...
And of course girlfriend is wearing a knit hat with hearts on it. Would you expect anything less? Tcha. Thought not.
Earlier in the week, sources at People claimed that they'd seen Taylor and Jake out and about during the Thanksgiving holiday in New York City, where they ordered maple lattes at a nearby coffee bar. (And have you ever had a maple latte? Because they are to die for, and I'm not kidding when I say that I made four of them for myself this past Thanksgiving weekend, and ...
I'm not going to mince any words on this one - I fucking hate it. It's -probably- the worst haircut or hairstyle that I've ever seen on a person, man or woman alike. The ... thing looks like a fez. There's no other word for it. She looks like she should be Aladdin's understudy for a budget, off-off-off-off-off-Broadway production of, you guessed it, Aladdin.
I'm just waiting for the monkey to pop out of somewhere and steal an apple and make it alright again, 'cause this shit is just no...
You should be thankful for this gallery of celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. [Celebslam]
Everyone apparently thinks that you should see Burlesque, and this is why. [popbytes]
Anne Hathaway has much, much larger boobs than even I thought. [Pajiba]
Lindsay Lohan roasted her dad for Thanksgiving. No, she didn't, but she did eat with him. [Celebitchy]
Khloe Kardashian has been fucking for, like, longer than you've been alive. [Amy Grindhouse]
Did Beyonce get plastic surgery on her backside?! [CityRag]
J Woww is about one little ...
If you're like a lot of people, you probably went out and celebrated Thanksgiving Eve with a night of debauchery and libations, hoping vaguely through muddy thoughts that you're not too hungover the next day for the big eats and won't puke on your plateful of Aunt Josie's giblet stuffing which, ironically, looks much like your vomit. If you did, you weren't alone. Some of my more ... interesting memories have occurred on Thanksgiving Eve, and most of them I will probably never live down.
...
Did Hulk Hogan get married? [Celebslam]
I guess everyone's writing a book about their vapid lives these days. Which reminds me ... [popbytes]
A certain magazine says that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are married ... can you dig it? [Pajiba]
Emmy Rossum is no longer weeding through Adam Duritz's bushy penile hair to pleasure him. [Celebitchy]
The Most Annoying Songs of All Time: A Comprehensive List. [Zelda Lily]
Chris Brown gay, caught with another dude? [Allie is Wired]
Somebody Photoshopped an ass on Ke$ha, how cute. [Amy Grindhouse]
Exclusive d...
Apparently Fantasia Barrino is still on this OD/affair thing, because she's coming forth with further information surrounding her breakdown of a few months ago, that which resulted in a hospitalization and a pre-planned media blitz an intensive recovery plan.
Many of you guys - myself included - thought that it was kind of dirty that Tasia promoted her alleged suicide attempt in the way that she did, and also thought it was pretty selfish that she allowed the demons of a boyfriend-girlfriend rela...
Just when you thought it was safe to head out to the clubs in Seaside Heights (ha, from someone who was born and raised a mere three hours from the resort made famous by the Jersey Shore twats, I gotta ask: who does that - really), think again: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino isn't going anywhere anytime soon.
The Situation, who's fame kind of exploded this year with vitamin endorsements, home gym videos, and most recently, his brief appearance on this season's Dancing With the Stars, has an...
Dearest Miley:
It seems like so long ago that you were a gawky, toothy, social reject with positively no social graces, who guffawed and hee-hawed with the best of the Fisher-Price Little People Animal Sounds Farm. Now just look at you - you're eighteen! ... but that's about the only thing that's changed.
It's so refreshing to see Hollywood's top tier of uber-talent staying true to who they are and what they do, and now you can flash your serpent socket without anyone really batting an eye or worr...
So, before I even get into it, I have a story for you. My friend and I were headed to this drinking establishment in my hometown of Scranton, Pennsylvania (yes, home of The Office) and we were prepared to hit it hard with some friends that evening because we were celebrating an unceremonious breakup that was long, long overdue.
We got there early, took our place at the bar and asked for martinis. Almost immediately, we were approached by this odd-looking, burly man in his late thirties with w...
And of course girlfriend is wearing a knit hat with hearts on it. Would you expect anything less? Tcha. Thought not.
Earlier in the week, sources at People claimed that they'd seen Taylor and Jake out and about during the Thanksgiving holiday in New York City, where they ordered maple lattes at a nearby coffee bar. (And have you ever had a maple latte? Because they are to die for, and I'm not kidding when I say that I made four of them for myself this past Thanksgiving weekend, and ...
I'm not going to mince any words on this one - I fucking hate it. It's -probably- the worst haircut or hairstyle that I've ever seen on a person, man or woman alike. The ... thing looks like a fez. There's no other word for it. She looks like she should be Aladdin's understudy for a budget, off-off-off-off-off-Broadway production of, you guessed it, Aladdin.
I'm just waiting for the monkey to pop out of somewhere and steal an apple and make it alright again, 'cause this shit is just no...
You should be thankful for this gallery of celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. [Celebslam]
Everyone apparently thinks that you should see Burlesque, and this is why. [popbytes]
Anne Hathaway has much, much larger boobs than even I thought. [Pajiba]
Lindsay Lohan roasted her dad for Thanksgiving. No, she didn't, but she did eat with him. [Celebitchy]
Khloe Kardashian has been fucking for, like, longer than you've been alive. [Amy Grindhouse]
Did Beyonce get plastic surgery on her backside?! [CityRag]
J Woww is about one little ...
If you're like a lot of people, you probably went out and celebrated Thanksgiving Eve with a night of debauchery and libations, hoping vaguely through muddy thoughts that you're not too hungover the next day for the big eats and won't puke on your plateful of Aunt Josie's giblet stuffing which, ironically, looks much like your vomit. If you did, you weren't alone. Some of my more ... interesting memories have occurred on Thanksgiving Eve, and most of them I will probably never live down.
...
Did Hulk Hogan get married? [Celebslam]
I guess everyone's writing a book about their vapid lives these days. Which reminds me ... [popbytes]
A certain magazine says that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are married ... can you dig it? [Pajiba]
Emmy Rossum is no longer weeding through Adam Duritz's bushy penile hair to pleasure him. [Celebitchy]
The Most Annoying Songs of All Time: A Comprehensive List. [Zelda Lily]
Chris Brown gay, caught with another dude? [Allie is Wired]
Somebody Photoshopped an ass on Ke$ha, how cute. [Amy Grindhouse]
Exclusive d...
Apparently Fantasia Barrino is still on this OD/affair thing, because she's coming forth with further information surrounding her breakdown of a few months ago, that which resulted in a hospitalization and a pre-planned media blitz an intensive recovery plan.
Many of you guys - myself included - thought that it was kind of dirty that Tasia promoted her alleged suicide attempt in the way that she did, and also thought it was pretty selfish that she allowed the demons of a boyfriend-girlfriend rela...
Just when you thought it was safe to head out to the clubs in Seaside Heights (ha, from someone who was born and raised a mere three hours from the resort made famous by the Jersey Shore twats, I gotta ask: who does that - really), think again: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino isn't going anywhere anytime soon.
The Situation, who's fame kind of exploded this year with vitamin endorsements, home gym videos, and most recently, his brief appearance on this season's Dancing With the Stars, has an...
Dearest Miley:
It seems like so long ago that you were a gawky, toothy, social reject with positively no social graces, who guffawed and hee-hawed with the best of the Fisher-Price Little People Animal Sounds Farm. Now just look at you - you're eighteen! ... but that's about the only thing that's changed.
It's so refreshing to see Hollywood's top tier of uber-talent staying true to who they are and what they do, and now you can flash your serpent socket without anyone really batting an eye or worr...