Hey, Jessica Biel. Guess what, girl? You still suck at dressing, and while this particular infraction isn't as bad as that Blanche Deveraux-getup thing you wore to one of the 'Hitchcock' premieres, it's still pretty bad. Why? Well, let me clue you in: your dress looks like a big, charred vagina. That's right. It looks like you took a blowtorch to your vulva and laughed maniacally while the delicate folds of pretty pink skin sizzled like sausages, crackled like a chip bag, puckered like a prune, and finally contorted...
She's just so predictable, isn't she? This new-ish boyfriend, though, One Direction's Harry Styles, must really be something special, because she waited, what, actual weeks to find a house next to her ex-boyfriend, Conor Kennedy? Yep, this one, this Harry Styles boy, has just definitely got to be The One, and isn't that lucky for all of us---Taylor especially?
Sources say that Taylor is browsing property in North London, where Harry himself just bought a house earlier in the year. Sources ...
So. Yeah. This is what she wore to her first 'Liz & Dick' premiere event, and I guess the word "classy" would probably sum it all up nicely, right? Well, no, not quite, because Lindsay looks like a ... well, she looks similar to ... alright, well she looks nothing like Liz Taylor, and that includes words like "classy," "elegant," and any variation on the word "lovely." No, I'm thinking the adjectives "rode hard," "strung out," and "sad" probably hit the nail on the head just about right. I'm *al...
Does it pain you to have to read that headline? Because it pained me to have to write it, ugh.
Seriously though, is this why Lil Wayne had all those strokes or whatever last month? Was it this Paris tie? Because I'd really believe it if someone told me that was the reason.
Last, this is probably the worst f-cking song I've ever heard in life, and I heard 'It's Thanksgiving' this week for the first time, guys. Do the math. />
Does it pain you to have to read that headline? Because it pained me to have to write it, ugh.
Seriously though, is this why Lil Wayne had all those strokes or whatever last month? Was it this Paris tie? Because I'd really believe it if someone told me that was the reason.
Last, this is probably the worst f-cking song I've ever heard in life, and I heard 'It's Thanksgiving' this week for the first time, guys. Do the math. ...
Honestly speaking, this is precisely how I like my Kate Upton. Yeah, she's got tits for days and a body that just won't quit, but my personal preference is not all made up and hoity-toity and uncomfortable-looking because you know that girlfriend's stylist just made her wear that corset or that girdle to that red carpet thing. No, Kate Upton is just a natural beauty, and it's really, really apparent when you can wear a schleppy cardigan, glasses, and pretty much nothing else of any real importan...
Because seriously, you cannot look at this new photo here and tell me that she's not on some kind of insanely potent, mind-altering substance. Bitch is off her rocker stoned here. And she wonders why she's never found "real" love. ... Oh, what's that? You didn't hear? Oh. Well, apparently Lindsay is sad because she's never found real, true love. No, I'm not kidding.
From Contact Music:
The 26-year-old actress – who previously had a long-term relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson and ha...
Elmo has quit 'Sesame Street'. [The Superficial]
You could Madonna's house if you really wanted to. [Bitten and Bound]
Why does every one and every thing have to be perverted? [Starpulse]
Celine Dion's new video. [Hollywood PQ]
Adam Lambert's 'Divas'. [OMGblog]
Justin Bieber makes out with a new chick. [Socialite Life]
... And has a new Ferrari. [Celebslam]
Why the wedding is off. [Yeeeah]
Megan Fox. In a BRA. [The Blemish]
James Deen is untouchable. [The Frisky]
Hey, let's just not talk a...
This would be Romain Dauriac, a "creative director" from France, and in the very next photo, he looks a little bit like Josh Hartnett (who was a former boyfriend of Scarlett's), so I can see Scarlett getting past this top photo and boning him instead:
See? ... And yeah, I know, right?
Sources close to the new couple are saying that it's all still pretty new, but they've hit it off famously and a witness claims that the couple were out getting dinner in New York City earlier this week and we...
I think every woman does want to be objectified. There’s a little part of you at all times that hopes to be somewhat objectified, and I think it’s healthy.
---Cameron Diaz on the deepest desire of a woman's heart, being objectified and subsequently not taken seriously because duh, women are totally the inferior sex and we're just lucky that men haven't made us redundant except for sex as it is. Lucky, lucky bitches we are, guys.
See, now, it's not very often that I have to go and find a reason t...
So there's been a lot of speculation about Rupert Sanders directing the 'Snow White and the Huntsman' sequel, and not bringing Kristen Stewart back for it, really only focusing on Chris Hemsworth and his storyline, and then there's been the other story, that Rupert himself is scrapped and Kristen and Chris carry on as it was originally intended, and now we finally know the truth.
Watch the video to find out. />
So there's been a lot of speculation about Rupert Sanders directing the 'Snow White and the Huntsman' sequel, and not bringing Kristen Stewart back for it, really only focusing on Chris Hemsworth and his storyline, and then there's been the other story, that Rupert himself is scrapped and Kristen and Chris carry on as it was originally intended, and now we finally know the truth.
Watch the video to find out. ...
Move over, Christina Hendricks---they's new boobs in the house. [The Superficial]
Jessica Biel ages 50 years. [The Frisky]
Jennifer Lawrence shows off some cleave. [Starpulse]
I know I said it yesterday, but EVA MENDES' REPLACEMENT. [Lainey Gossip]
Miley Cyrus is collaborating with Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift? [Socialite Life]
MC Hammer does 'Gangnam Style'. [Yeeeah]
Salma Hayek cries before nude scenes. [Amy Grindhouse]
Indiana Jones is a hipster. [theBERRY]
The Human...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jennifer Love Hewitt photo: Anonymous
"Ooh … something on my vajazzle just shifted."
...
Hey, Jessica Biel. Guess what, girl? You still suck at dressing, and while this particular infraction isn't as bad as that Blanche Deveraux-getup thing you wore to one of the 'Hitchcock' premieres, it's still pretty bad. Why? Well, let me clue you in: your dress looks like a big, charred vagina. That's right. It looks like you took a blowtorch to your vulva and laughed maniacally while the delicate folds of pretty pink skin sizzled like sausages, crackled like a chip bag, puckered like a prune, and finally contorted...
She's just so predictable, isn't she? This new-ish boyfriend, though, One Direction's Harry Styles, must really be something special, because she waited, what, actual weeks to find a house next to her ex-boyfriend, Conor Kennedy? Yep, this one, this Harry Styles boy, has just definitely got to be The One, and isn't that lucky for all of us---Taylor especially?
Sources say that Taylor is browsing property in North London, where Harry himself just bought a house earlier in the year. Sources ...
So. Yeah. This is what she wore to her first 'Liz & Dick' premiere event, and I guess the word "classy" would probably sum it all up nicely, right? Well, no, not quite, because Lindsay looks like a ... well, she looks similar to ... alright, well she looks nothing like Liz Taylor, and that includes words like "classy," "elegant," and any variation on the word "lovely." No, I'm thinking the adjectives "rode hard," "strung out," and "sad" probably hit the nail on the head just about right. I'm *al...
Honestly speaking, this is precisely how I like my Kate Upton. Yeah, she's got tits for days and a body that just won't quit, but my personal preference is not all made up and hoity-toity and uncomfortable-looking because you know that girlfriend's stylist just made her wear that corset or that girdle to that red carpet thing. No, Kate Upton is just a natural beauty, and it's really, really apparent when you can wear a schleppy cardigan, glasses, and pretty much nothing else of any real importan...
Because seriously, you cannot look at this new photo here and tell me that she's not on some kind of insanely potent, mind-altering substance. Bitch is off her rocker stoned here. And she wonders why she's never found "real" love. ... Oh, what's that? You didn't hear? Oh. Well, apparently Lindsay is sad because she's never found real, true love. No, I'm not kidding.
From Contact Music:
The 26-year-old actress – who previously had a long-term relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson and ha...
Elmo has quit 'Sesame Street'. [The Superficial]
You could Madonna's house if you really wanted to. [Bitten and Bound]
Why does every one and every thing have to be perverted? [Starpulse]
Celine Dion's new video. [Hollywood PQ]
Adam Lambert's 'Divas'. [OMGblog]
Justin Bieber makes out with a new chick. [Socialite Life]
... And has a new Ferrari. [Celebslam]
Why the wedding is off. [Yeeeah]
Megan Fox. In a BRA. [The Blemish]
James Deen is untouchable. [The Frisky]
Hey, let's just not talk a...
This would be Romain Dauriac, a "creative director" from France, and in the very next photo, he looks a little bit like Josh Hartnett (who was a former boyfriend of Scarlett's), so I can see Scarlett getting past this top photo and boning him instead:
See? ... And yeah, I know, right?
Sources close to the new couple are saying that it's all still pretty new, but they've hit it off famously and a witness claims that the couple were out getting dinner in New York City earlier this week and we...
I think every woman does want to be objectified. There’s a little part of you at all times that hopes to be somewhat objectified, and I think it’s healthy.
---Cameron Diaz on the deepest desire of a woman's heart, being objectified and subsequently not taken seriously because duh, women are totally the inferior sex and we're just lucky that men haven't made us redundant except for sex as it is. Lucky, lucky bitches we are, guys.
See, now, it's not very often that I have to go and find a reason t...
Move over, Christina Hendricks---they's new boobs in the house. [The Superficial]
Jessica Biel ages 50 years. [The Frisky]
Jennifer Lawrence shows off some cleave. [Starpulse]
I know I said it yesterday, but EVA MENDES' REPLACEMENT. [Lainey Gossip]
Miley Cyrus is collaborating with Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift? [Socialite Life]
MC Hammer does 'Gangnam Style'. [Yeeeah]
Salma Hayek cries before nude scenes. [Amy Grindhouse]
Indiana Jones is a hipster. [theBERRY]
The Human...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jennifer Love Hewitt photo: Anonymous
"Ooh … something on my vajazzle just shifted."
...