Today is Britney Spears' big day! The princess of pop turns 29 today and has much to celebrate about, and I am here to give you the top ten things that Brit-Brit should be thanking her lucky stars for on her very special day.
10. Selling over 100 million records worldwide - and counting!
I've never been a massive fan of her music, but I have to admit: her early music was the hotness. My best friend bought me the 'Oops! ... I Did It Again' disc for my eighteenth birthday (oh, shush, don't pretend you...
Here we see Alicia Keys, always classy, fugging it up with a travesty of a faux-hawk. I'm not a big faux-hawk fan, I think that a very select few can pull it off and look just alright (like skinny, black-haired emo ninth-graders), but I'm going to overlook the hair for a few minutes to say 'Damn, Alicia.' Girlfriend had a baby only six weeks ago and she's looking slamming. What are they feeding these new celebrity mothers, and don't start with the 'oh-it's-just-breastfeeding crap' - I'm thin...
According to InStyle magazine, Twilight stars and real-life couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart know their up-to-the-minute fashion.
The couple was voted to be this season's 'Most Stylish Couple,' followed closely by the likes of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick:
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis:
and Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher:
Other honorable mentions in the top ten included Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony:
and Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens...
Did any of you waste your time watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show last night? I have friends that, like, make a specific and deliberate homage to their sofas and televisions during these magical times of year when the VS Angels do their little thing on the catwalk - they do it all up with fat-free air lattes and flavorless rice cakes, complete with guilt-free, genetically engineered seedless strawberries. It's A Big Event for them. Me, I'm glad I didn't buy into the hype, because I h...
"I was trying not to get photographed next to her in a bathing suit, for obvious reasons. So I did a lot of stuff on my own. I can't bring 50 Cent with me, 'cause he's not a strong swimmer. ... I call him Curtis when we're having sex. ... [But] he does have a real name. His name is Curtis. Curtis...I don't know, I should find out."
The ever-amusing Chelsea Handler speaks to Jay Leno regarding her recent Thanksgiving day jaunt to Mexico with pal Jennifer Aniston and also addresses the ever...
And Taylor Swift, too. Cute. I mean, most young girls don't run around hopping fences in the tightest of leather pants, but hey. Taylor Swift. These girls might just have hope yet. />
And Taylor Swift, too. Cute. I mean, most young girls don't run around hopping fences in the tightest of leather pants, but hey. Taylor Swift. These girls might just have hope yet....
And by another show of hands, tell me those of you who even knew that girlfriend was married. 'Cause I didn't. I mean, I know I should be keeping up with the personal lives of celebrities that haven't really been all that relevant since 1999 or so, so I guess it's my bad, but come on.
Campbell, who's starring in the upcoming and hopefully career-reviving Scream 4 sequel, has let it leak that she secretly filed for divorce from her husband, British actor John Light, back in June.
TMZ claims ...
'Til the season to think about Randy Quaid - he was, after all, Cousin Eddie in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, but he hasn't been in the news as of late for portraying crazy, zany, and lovable characters any more than Marilyn Manson has been involved with PETA or Dora the Explorer.
If you don't remember, Randy and his oddball wife, Evi, were on the lam awhile back and eventually arrested for breaking and entering and extortion, all of which pointed to the idea that the Quaids were t...
Was Heidi Montag obsessed with her former, deceased plastic surgeon Frank Ryan? [Celebslam]
Brad Pitt makes deep forehead crevices look hot. [popbytes]
Hollywood's Top Ten Crap Actors and Actresses. You'll be surprised at who makes the list! [Pajiba]
Johnny Depp is probably porking Angelina Jolie, compares her to Elizabeth Taylor. [Celebitchy]
That Kardashian credit card thing? Nevermind - it's apparently not gonna happen. [Amy Grindhouse]
Dave Coulier isn't bitter that Alanis Morisette is so much more successful than he ever was during his Full House days. [CityRag]
Ander...
"I'm not obsessive about [dieting]. If I want to have a burger and fries like I did [the other] night in the park, then I'm going to do that because that's okay."
Mandy Moore on throwing all caution to the wind and - gasp - eating meat and deep-fried carbohydrates as a means to carnal happiness and satisfaction.
Good for you, Mandy - not many women in Hollywood are apt to admit surviving off of anything but air, Marlboro Lights, and Red Bull, so even though your music positively sucks, ...
I'm thinking, 'Eva Longoria takes her split with Tony Parker a bit hard, surrounds herself with former lovers.'
Or something. I don't know. It's not Eva Longoria - it's actually LaToya Jackson, and that's either a knock on Eva, or ... sorry, Ms. Jackson....