After four years and two children together, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden (not, ha, John Madden, like my early-morning pre-coffee brain told me, though it probably would be a hell of a lot more interesting) have made it official. The wedding and reception both were said to be a Hollywood affair for the books. Reverend Run DMC officiated the wedding, the legendary (ahem) Lionel Richie walked his daughter down the aisle, and guests arrived in droves - Samantha Ronson, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom, just to name a few. Oh, I...
Know what I noticed? People often become more attractive when they get engaged or married (at least at first with that whole marrying thing; things often go downhill shortly after that if you know what I mean), and that's definitely the case here. Kate Middleton, who I forever thought was cute and pretty and perky-looking, always struck me as kind of 'average' in comparison to some of the women Prince William could probably get just because he's a prince, is positively glowing with happine...
Looks practically the same to me, just a little bit stringier on the bottom. But don't take it from me - I don't care for the woman any further than I could throw her, and really, anything's a step up from the horrible, way-expensive-but-super-bargain-looking extensions or chopped pumpkin look she had going on a few years ago - but yeah. Looks awfully similar to her old 'do. My favorite look? Those times when I can see the hair on the back of her head. 'Cause that means she's on her way out of somewhere - and hopefully it'll be the media, and additionally, our lives someday soon.
Thoughts?...
And I desperately wish that she'd get back up on the horse and start doing blockbusting movies yet again. Because though I really enjoyed her in Mr. Deeds (oh yes I did - don't try to pretend that you didn't just love that movie), I'd really like some Beetlejuice, or Girl, Interrupted, or hell, even The Crucible-type stuff. Ryder made that shit watchable.
But I guess, you know, when you're busted for shoplifting a little bit at a NYC department store and claim that it's all because of a ...
You know, I like Jack Black. I actually partied with him - OK, OK, near him - once. It was February or March of 2004, and I was hanging out in this shady bar on Bourbon Street in New Orleans called Fat Catz with a few of my friends. We'd all decided to do Mardi Gras for the first time that year and I think it was, like, our second day there or something. Or maybe it was the second hour, I don't know - there's no true sense of time during Mardi Gras with all of that alcohol, really, so I suppose either c...
Rolling Stone magazine recently released Lennon's last interview, taken just three days prior to his shooting on December 8th, 1980 (I wasn't even born yet, criminy), which had all sorts of gems of insight and unintentional premonition:
On current-day musicians:
"These critics with the illusions they've created about artists - it's like idol worship. They only like people when they're on their way up ... I cannot be on the way up again.”
His take on no longer being 'the boss':
"... And God help Bru...
Just when you think this psychopath couldn't sink any lower, Rielle Hunter, the former mistress of politician John Edwards, is flapping her gums to 'family friends' to the tune of wanting to make her and Edwards' relationship 'official' by gittin' hitched.
Radar Online claims to have sources placed close to the Edwards family, and the inside makes no bones about stating that Rielle is practically about to sprint down the aisle, John grudgingly in tow:
"Rielle has been very patient through ...
Jennifer Garner obviously doesn't wear panties with her jeans. [Celebslam]
Speaking of Jennifers, Aniston clearly 'can't stop loving Brad.' Please. [popbytes]
Did you hear about that massive 24 marathon? [Pajiba]
Looks like there is some truth to Ryan Gosling getting it on with Blake Lively. And that sucks. [Celebitchy]
Don't expect your favorite female celebrities to start sporting unibrows anytime soon. [Zelda Lily]
Finally: The Christina Aguilera nude photos that you knew existed, but wondered where they were. Or didn't really care about. [Allie is Wired]
Ex...
I know, I know, right? But don't get too excited just yet ... it's just a themed photo shoot featuring the original Thelma and Louise, Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis.
The ladies will are set to reprise their roles for a photo segment in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair in order to commemorate the film's 20 year anniversary.
Damn. Twenty years. Thelma & Louise came out twenty years ago. And I remember it vividly. Not that, you know, I was allowed to watch it or anything, but I ...
Ever imagined Papa Lohan in his manties? Well here you are - the visceral proof. Along with the in-tune Michael Lohan, who just knew that you'd give anything - anything! - to picture him in his 'brief' glory, I've gone and done the unfathomable in fulfilling your wishes.
Don't say I never did anything for you....
After four years and two children together, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden (not, ha, John Madden, like my early-morning pre-coffee brain told me, though it probably would be a hell of a lot more interesting) have made it official. The wedding and reception both were said to be a Hollywood affair for the books. Reverend Run DMC officiated the wedding, the legendary (ahem) Lionel Richie walked his daughter down the aisle, and guests arrived in droves - Samantha Ronson, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom, just to name a few. Oh, I...
Know what I noticed? People often become more attractive when they get engaged or married (at least at first with that whole marrying thing; things often go downhill shortly after that if you know what I mean), and that's definitely the case here. Kate Middleton, who I forever thought was cute and pretty and perky-looking, always struck me as kind of 'average' in comparison to some of the women Prince William could probably get just because he's a prince, is positively glowing with happine...
Looks practically the same to me, just a little bit stringier on the bottom. But don't take it from me - I don't care for the woman any further than I could throw her, and really, anything's a step up from the horrible, way-expensive-but-super-bargain-looking extensions or chopped pumpkin look she had going on a few years ago - but yeah. Looks awfully similar to her old 'do. My favorite look? Those times when I can see the hair on the back of her head. 'Cause that means she's on her way out of somewhere - and hopefully it'll be the media, and additionally, our lives someday soon.
Thoughts?...
And I desperately wish that she'd get back up on the horse and start doing blockbusting movies yet again. Because though I really enjoyed her in Mr. Deeds (oh yes I did - don't try to pretend that you didn't just love that movie), I'd really like some Beetlejuice, or Girl, Interrupted, or hell, even The Crucible-type stuff. Ryder made that shit watchable.
But I guess, you know, when you're busted for shoplifting a little bit at a NYC department store and claim that it's all because of a ...
You know, I like Jack Black. I actually partied with him - OK, OK, near him - once. It was February or March of 2004, and I was hanging out in this shady bar on Bourbon Street in New Orleans called Fat Catz with a few of my friends. We'd all decided to do Mardi Gras for the first time that year and I think it was, like, our second day there or something. Or maybe it was the second hour, I don't know - there's no true sense of time during Mardi Gras with all of that alcohol, really, so I suppose either c...
Rolling Stone magazine recently released Lennon's last interview, taken just three days prior to his shooting on December 8th, 1980 (I wasn't even born yet, criminy), which had all sorts of gems of insight and unintentional premonition:
On current-day musicians:
"These critics with the illusions they've created about artists - it's like idol worship. They only like people when they're on their way up ... I cannot be on the way up again.”
His take on no longer being 'the boss':
"... And God help Bru...
Just when you think this psychopath couldn't sink any lower, Rielle Hunter, the former mistress of politician John Edwards, is flapping her gums to 'family friends' to the tune of wanting to make her and Edwards' relationship 'official' by gittin' hitched.
Radar Online claims to have sources placed close to the Edwards family, and the inside makes no bones about stating that Rielle is practically about to sprint down the aisle, John grudgingly in tow:
"Rielle has been very patient through ...
Jennifer Garner obviously doesn't wear panties with her jeans. [Celebslam]
Speaking of Jennifers, Aniston clearly 'can't stop loving Brad.' Please. [popbytes]
Did you hear about that massive 24 marathon? [Pajiba]
Looks like there is some truth to Ryan Gosling getting it on with Blake Lively. And that sucks. [Celebitchy]
Don't expect your favorite female celebrities to start sporting unibrows anytime soon. [Zelda Lily]
Finally: The Christina Aguilera nude photos that you knew existed, but wondered where they were. Or didn't really care about. [Allie is Wired]
Ex...
I know, I know, right? But don't get too excited just yet ... it's just a themed photo shoot featuring the original Thelma and Louise, Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis.
The ladies will are set to reprise their roles for a photo segment in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair in order to commemorate the film's 20 year anniversary.
Damn. Twenty years. Thelma & Louise came out twenty years ago. And I remember it vividly. Not that, you know, I was allowed to watch it or anything, but I ...
Ever imagined Papa Lohan in his manties? Well here you are - the visceral proof. Along with the in-tune Michael Lohan, who just knew that you'd give anything - anything! - to picture him in his 'brief' glory, I've gone and done the unfathomable in fulfilling your wishes.
Don't say I never did anything for you....