If it's a day ending in 'y,' there's another racy picture leak of another former Disney starlet. This week, for your pleasure, Miley Cyrus and her assistant.
As you can see in the above photo, the chick to Miley's left thinks it's a safe place to be hanging out that close to girlfriend's chest with her tongue hanging out, but what she doesn't realize is that those things explode frequently, much like the Howlers in Harry Potter. If you have no idea what I'm on about, you're just not cool. ...
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You guys chose Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin to split in '11, and you also named her and Martin for one of the recent blind items (don't you just love those fucking things), and here's some more fodder to add to the growing list indicating that Paltrow and Martin's marriage is over: Miss Smarmy Goopy Private Pants is dishing on old relationships - like, Ben Affleck and Brad Pitt old. We're talking, what, '97? '98? Someone's apparently looking to stir up some publicity for some 'unknown' reason if you ask me.
According to E!, Gwen claims that being in a relationship with both Affleck and Pi...
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Hangover Theater Guide to the 12 Days of Christmas - funniest shit ever. [Pajiba]
The real reason Brad Pitt unceremoniously dumped Jennifer Aniston's ass: she's actually a really big bitch. [Celebitchy]
20210's female-led top movies - featuring Natali...
Or, you know, just breakups that sucked. We here at Evil Beet take celebrity breakups and makeups pretty seriously, and when something big breaks like these ten relationship bust-ups, it really gives us a lift. Because we're celebrity gossip bloggers. It might sound insensitive, but come on - we live for this shit, no doubt. And you do, too, otherwise you wouldn't be here.
Without further ado, the Top 10 Most Shocking Celebrity Breakups of 2010:
10: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens
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If Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie procreating didn't send Jennifer Aniston over the edge, you know this shit will. Yeah, I know that Jen never had an actual romantic relationship with David Schwimmer, but come on. This is so something that Jennifer would privately bellyache about, even if she had no prior claim to him. Why? I don't know. It's just what she does. Please don't ask me to fathom the brittle mind of a spurned rom-com addict like Jennifer Aniston. I just can't go there today...
When I first saw these pictures, I thought John Lennon's mom had a secret love child with Elton John so many years ago and this was the result.
Unfortunately, it was just Lady Gaga's 'What the fuck' face while being groped by a zealous fan.
In reality, I do have something positive to say - Gaga's bleached eyebrows? Someone did a good job on them and they really look great with her hair. Because really, there's not much worse than someone with platinum blonde hair and thick, raven-black...
By now you've probably heard bits and pieces of odd details surrounding a story about Lindsay and her alkie friends at the Betty Ford Clinic and I am here to tell you - whatever you heard? Is probably correct.
Lindsay, who was 'bailed' with some girlfriends for good behavior, had been living in one of Ford's unsupervised halfway houses and decided to skip out for a night on the town. At a bar. Because patients at a rehab center totally need variety, you guys. All those 'I'm an alcoholic...
