And pardon me if it's insensitive, but it's almost kind of like a 'no duh' moment, am I right? Anyone growing up in the eighties and nineties watching the myriad of corny shows like Full House, Charles in Charge, or Growing Pains knew that there was something off with Candace's weight, much like there was with Tracey Gold on Growing Pains. She fluctuated almost every episode from full-faced, chubby-armed child, to lean and tall middle schooler, to heavy high schooler and then back to skinny-bodied...
Eminem - Syllables feat. Jay-Z, Dr. Dre & 50 Cent by ChasinDatPaper
The new track features Dr. Dre (hello wicked awesome high school memories), 50 Cent - who I have kind of deplored since 'In Da Club' and 'P.I.M.P.' - and Jay-Z, king of modern rap as we know it.
A lot of critics claimed that the track appeal itself might be overshadowed by so much big-name talent, but me? I think, though there are many, many nuances of this song, that it's classic Em and I'm content to love it just ...
Remember Stephanie Seymour? She used to be pretty important, I guess. She dated everyone in Guns 'n Roses, was featured multiple times in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, sustained popularity by being a former Victoria's Secret model, and married some bigwig paper tycoon by the name of ... fuck, I don't know, it doesn't matter in the context of this story.
Her illustrious past aside, it was apparent this past holiday weekend that Seymour's been trying hard to relive her heyday, ...
Reese Witherspoon, who's been dating that Jim Toth agent guy for awhile now, has confirmed to her fans that she, yes, is engaged. Toth apparently proposed over the Christmas break and Reese happily obliged.
Jim seems like a cool guy and what not, and he's not hard on the eyes, but she used to wake up next to Jake Gyllenhaal. And she kicked him to the curb.
I'll be honest - I heaved a humongous sigh of relief when the Witherspoon/Philippe marriage went belly-up, because ever since I Kn...
And in case you didn't know who Elisabetta Canalis is, she's George Clooney's current long-term piece of arm candy (and dammit, not 'army' candy, which is what almost appeared there) and that's about all you need to know.
George Clooney, in addition to being one of Hollywood's most sought-after actors, is apparently rolling in hot women, as having dated Kelly Preston, Lucy Liu, Krista Allen, Sarah Larson, and a plethora of other hot, hot women.
And if you think that's good, I thought for t...
Elton John and his partner of five-plus years have adopted a baby boy! The couple's surrogate mother delivered the child, Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John, on Christmas day in California.
According to John and Furnish's rep:
"We are overwhelmed with happiness and joy at this very special moment. Zachary is healthy and doing really well, and we are very proud and happy parents."
And before you worry that Sir Elton, at the age of 62, and his partner David Furnish, at the age of 48, won'...
And you know what? Despite prior claims that LeAnn was a homewrecker, and Eddie is still lurking in the closet somewhere, I'm happy for these two crazy assholes. HAPPY, do you hear? I don't know if it's from the excess alcohol over the holidays, or if that damned Mrs. Claus get-up finally won me over, but I'm rooting for these guys today, and I'm rooting for them hard.
LeAnn's rep came forward last night and confirmed that boyfriend Eddie had popped the question over the holidays:
"Yes, ...
Hugh Jackman's penis and balls in a manner of speaking. [The Superficial]
This made me fall in love with Ryan Gosling all over again. Le sigh. [Celebslam]
The best Christmas music parody EVER. [popbytes]
Paula Abdul presents Live to Dance: will you be watching? [Pajiba]
Queen Elizabeth bashed by PETA - is no one immune to the psychosis? [Celebitchy]
James Franco's grandmother thinks you're a pussy. And she'll say it to your face. [Amy Grindhouse]
Li'l Kim gets (more) plastic surgery, is now COMPLETELY unrecognizable. [CityRag]
Kim Kardashia...
And she's engaged, too, but that's not the important part, did you hear me? NATALIE PORTMAN IS PREGNANT! MY GOD!
Reps for Natalie and her husband-to-be, choreographer Benjamin Millepied, confirmed that the couple was recently engaged and is expecting a child. Portman and Millepied met on the set of Natalie's box office hit, Black Swan, earlier this year and have been inseparable since.
So yeah, congratulations to Natalie, one of Hollywood's most talented actresses - hands down - on both her engagement and pregnancy announcements! Does...
Hey, so have you heard the good news? Boyfriend Hugh Hefner is going to be a doting, loving husband once more. His latest girl-toy? Model/singer and Playmate, Crystal Harris.
Crystal, if you have no idea who she is, is the archetypal, busty, blonde Hugh Hefner clone, but this time? The love is for real, y'all. Hef claimed that he popped the question on Christmas Eve and Crystal obliged with burbling yeses and tears. The couple met back in 2008 and the rest was history:
Harris, 24, met Hefner ...
I've got a lot of love for Rihanna, I really do. And even when she started crapping around with her hair and dyeing it all sorts of garish red, I stuck it out and stood by my love for Rihanna. But girlfriend was photographed during Christmas break this past weekend in her home country of Barbados and I have to say - the babushka, the horrible Flashdance-esque swimsuit-leotard and the crispy over-processed red hair did nothing for Rihanna except make her look like a middle-aged holidaymaker w...
If you overindulged in anything this past weekend whether it be food, drink, ham hocks or heavy cream, I've got just the thing that will take the edge - and the guilt- off: otherwise hot celebrity women with no makeup.
A lot of times we'll get the obligatory shots of a dilapidated Pamela Anderson or Courtney Love leaving the house without being airbrushed, and it doesn't fail to surprise us because they're kind of trashy and drugged-out-looking anyway. I mean, you can only keep up the fac...