I saw this photo late last night and I was torn. Denise Richards, arguably one of Hollywood's hottest women at one point, was photographed removing herself from the Hawaiian surf this past week. And she was looking, well ... old. Hot, yes, but definitely not the same chick that bounded tits and ass 'round the world in Starship Troopers by any means. The weirdest part? Chick's only going to be forty this year. Not fifty - forty.
But let's not reflect on all that too much. It's January, ...
Let's get right down to business, shall we? After a careful analysis of the People's Choice Awards photos, I have a few questions and more than a few comments.
What do you guys think of Khloe Kardashian's red-ass hair?
Anna Lynne McCord looks like she suffered a stroke.
I have a real problem with Cory Monteith's last name.
George Lopez and Ann Serrano are the cutest. couple. ever.
Smile! Zac Efron's pores are waving hello!
Malin Akerman is totally the next Diane Kruger.
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“It is important to note that it was Ms. Lohan, and not Ms. Holland who called 911 on December 12th. Had Ms. Lohan not called 911 – this incident never would’ve been public knowledge, let alone criminally investigated. Ms. Holland has long held that recovery is not always a pretty process and the workings of a recovery center have never been for the faint of heart. As a recovering addict herself, Ms. Holland is proud of Lindsay for making the always difficult voyage toward recovery. Had the int...
Wanna see Kate Gosselin's new crotch tattoo? [The Superficial]
You'll never believe what Jennifer Aniston says about her 'true love.' [Celebitchy]
Just how far along is Natalie Portman - and is she showing already? [TMZ]
Snooki doesn't want to be your role model. (But she will eat whatever you have in your fridge if you invite her over.) [TooFab]
Are Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake hooking up? [Amy Grindhouse]...
So here's Lindsay photographed, technically, for the first time since her big break from rehab, and I'm happy and sad all at once - now I get to stare at her face to figure out what's different (did she get a rhinoplasty? A new, perky upturned nose? Or is that just from all the coke?) and get the warm fuzzies over what's the same, but sad because it won't be long that she'll be running people down with her car and headbutting those who oppose her and maybe even being arrested and sued for ...
FFS, come on. A plane. A prolific television presence tries to bring a pipe on a plane. And doesn't think he's going to get busted for it one way or the other.
You know, I never understood the people who tried to bring drugs or paraphernalia on public planes after 9/11. Rules and regulations cracked down so much after the WTC and Pentagon events that I was afraid to bring a damned lighter onto the plane in 2004. And again in 2010 (but they didn't care so much about my lighter or my match...
Just days after John Mellencamp announced his divorce with his partner of twenty or so years, confirmations from mutual friends claim that Mellencamp and Meg Ryan are massively in love - so much in love that they're already like the old married couple that Ryan may or may not have had a hand in breaking up.
I don't know, really, if anyone under the age of 60 is really going to care about this union (no disrespect to our old heads), but I will say about this - Meg Ryan, John Mellencamp? Really? Meg Ryan? Good old sweethear...
Break out the hankies, watch for a few 'Jake is gay' rumors to fly low, and get some earplugs - because you just know that girlfriend's going to release a Jake-dedicated song in the coming months.
Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal have called it quits on their two-month-old relationship, and, according to sources, also claim that the couple stopped seeing each other last month. Cripes man, it's Taylor Swift here. How did we not know. We know, by a random break into song, whenever a generic ...
Zac Efron, fresh from a breakup with long-term girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens, is clearly on the prowl. According to sources, the budding actor was seen - and photographed, though I've yet to see the proof - getting chummy with the daughter of a famous family.
The girl in question - and her family - were vacationing at Parrot Island, the very same Caribbean resort that Zac was staying at. Eyewitnesses say that the two hit it off and were inseparable all weekend.
Take your guesses and jump...
Apparently there are more women coming forward to say that they were harassed by Brett Favre's old-assed penis. [The Superficial]
Which hot A-list actress appeared to be ... very cold in a bikini? [The Superficial]
In case you missed it, J Woww was dressed super-classy to ring in the New Year. As classy as it was for Snooki to drop in a ball. [Celebslam]
No one minds when Kanye wears fur because he's such a douche as it is. [popbytes]
Have you seen the trailer for John Carpent...
Love it here on this end. I mean, the Bryce Dallas Howard part, anyway. I could give a crap less about Kate Spade or her cheesy one-step-up-from-Hello-Kitty accessories (I KNOW. Crazy, right?), but Bryce here is looking just fine.
I wish girlfriend would do more prolific films, though. I do. And by 'more prolific films,' I don't mean films that are seen by a lot of people and everyone and their mother hops on the bandwagon to dish on the flick, I mean that she needs to get on the acting s...