Today's Evil Beet Gossip

But Why Are You Touching the Nanny’s Ass, Gavin Rossdale?

photo of gavin rossdale touching the nanny's ass pictures See that picture? That's the backside of Gavin Rossdale, and he's touching the backside of his nanny, who he took on a hike with his sons the other day, sans wife Gwen Stefani. And I don't know for sure, but I think in most cases, behavior like this (if this is, indeed, 'this' behavior) is kind of frowned upon, no? Assuming this isn't 'this' behavior, let's talk about Gwen Stefani and her dad for a minute. In a recent interview, Gwen claimed that her dad knew that Gwen would marry Gavi...

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photo of jennifer lawrence pictures Jennifer Lawrence Thanksgiving bikini! As in thanks for giving these to us, girl! [The Superficial] Anne Hathaway's one-off nails. [Lainey Gossip] All the details on Emma Stone's sex tape. [Yeeeah] Guess who the king of YouTube is! [Starpulse] Furby Flashbacks. [theBERRY] She was not. that. bad. [Cele|bitchy] PHOTOS: Simon Cowell's plastic surgery failure. [Bohomoth] Leighton Meester goes topless. [Amy Grindhouse] 11 Simple Rules for What to Do When a Parent Dies. [The Frisky] This is what Matthew McConaughey looks like down fo...

Your Daily Gosling (Are We Over This Yet?)

[Image removed upon request] Man. Ryan Gosling is still so hot, but to answer my own question of "are we over this yet", yes, yes we are---or at least I am. Ryan Gosling is forever going to be hot, but I'm just not sure that he warrants a Your Daily Gosling post on Evil Beet any longer, simply just because of the fact that he's hot. Yeah, he's hot, but he's totally off the market with all of this incomprehensible Eva Mendes business, and we're going to be looking at Ryan Gosling in a few years as a humanitarian-baby-daddy-maybe-husband-award-winning-actor. You know. Kind of like Brad Pitt or George Clooney---one of those of the untouchable type of caliber. Oh how he's ascended. And ha. Remember that time that Ryan Gosling broke up with Rachel McAdams because he was all mad that she went mainstream with her movie role choices? Sometimes we grow up so fast, huh? (Also, this is Ryan, walking with Eva in New York City over the Thanksgiving holiday weekend. And that's about it.) />[Image removed upon request] Man. Ryan Gosling is still so hot, but to answer my own question of "are we over this yet", yes, yes we are---or at least I am. Ryan Gosling is forever going to be hot, but I'm just not sure that he warrants a Your Daily Gosling post on Evil Beet any longer, simply just because of the fact that he's hot. Yeah, he's hot, but he's totally off the market with all of this incomprehensible Eva Mendes business, and we're going to be looking at Ryan Gosling in a few years ...

Oh My God, ‘Liz & Dick’

photo of liz & dick pictures You don't know how many times I wrote and re-wrote this post in my head, guys, because no matter what I said or how I said it, it was completely unbelievable and preposterous, so I'm just going to come out with it: did you watch 'Liz & Dick' last night? Because I did. In its entirety. And short of thinking that the film's soundtrack was busted ass (it was), and that they completely rushed the ending to fit it into a two-hour block ... ugh, here goes I guess---I loved it. I LOVED it. I actually th...

Quotables: Lindsay Lohan Talks About Love, More

photo of lindsay lohan face pictures goofy pic I need to love myself first before I could be with anyone else, and I was going through a lot. Two toxic people cannot be together. End of story. We're friends now. That's how it started so I think that's how it was meant to be. Yeah, I like a girl. And? That's not fair. And what am I left with? Heartbreak. That was three years ago. It was my last serious relationship. ---Lindsay Lohan on the state of her love life, former and current, and what the fall-out was like when she dated Samantha ...

Happy Belated Thanksgiving from LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, Too

photo of leann rimes and eddie cibrian pictures thanksgiving mustache photos Blah blah blah happy marriage blah blah blah creepy mustache blah blah blah Eddie Cibrian must really love Burt Reynolds: The photo was captioned "Happy Thanksgiving from the Cibrian's", and naturally, I have to ask: Happy Thanksgiving from what, exactly, of the Cibrian's? Their turkey? Their dog? Their spurned exes? Because I know that if the Cibrians were wishing us a happy Thanksgiving from them, themselves, they would have specified otherwise. ...

Mayim Bialik is Getting a Divorce

photo of mayim bialik pictures divorce pictures Just twelve weeks after suffering serious injuries in a car accident, Mayim Bialik announces that she and her husband of nine years, Michael Stone, are divorcing. The official statement, from Mayim's blog: After much consideration and soul-searching, Michael and I have arrived at the decision to divorce due to “Irreconcilable Differences.” Divorce is terribly sad, painful and incomprehensible for children. It is not something we have decided lightly. The hands-on style of pare...

Because I Know You’re Wondering What Courtney Stodden Did for Thanksgiving

photo of courtney stodden thanksgiving peta eat no turkey pictures And if you thought she might have maybe, I don't know, done something totally crazy like eat turkey on a holiday where turkey is traditionally consumed, you'd be dead wrong. Because that photo up there? Well it was specifically for PETA's "Eat No Turkey" campaign. And that's what Courtney Stodden did this Thanksgiving, you guys. In those heels. Were your Thanksgivings anything like Courtney's? Did you spit in PETA's eye and eat turkey? Did you hop on board the no-turkey train? Or did you j...

Hey! It’s Thanksgiving!

What, did you seriously think I was going to let this day (or the next) pass without the holiday's own theme song? But on a real note, this is the song I've been singing all damn day long as I baked pumpkin pies and chocolate cream pies and cracked open rutabaga with my hatchet and mallet and chopped so many onions that my eyes are starting to look all puckered-like and red: So yeah, Happy Thanksgiving! And make sure you eat lots and lots and lots, because this holiday's all about being super thankful for everything we get to stick in our pieholes tomorrow, 'cause by God we're going to live to regret it come Friday morning. Which is when we'll see your beautiful faces all over again, because believe it or not, there are people out there who care about our malignant asses and want to share the day with us (probably just because we can bake some mean pies and poultry). Happy Thanksgiving, again, friends, and this year I'll totally be thanking my lucky stars for all of you, you who I share bits and pieces of my life with on a daily basis. You're the best readers anyone could ask for, and I'm not being sarcastic---for the first time today. /> What, did you seriously think I was going to let this day (or the next) pass without the holiday's own theme song? But on a real note, this is the song I've been singing all damn day long as I baked pumpkin pies and chocolate cream pies and cracked open rutabaga with my hatchet and mallet and chopped so many onions that my eyes are starting to look all puckered-like and red: So yeah, Happy Thanksgiving! And make sure you eat lots and lots and lots, because this holiday's all about being sup...

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are Engaged

photo of johnny depp and amber heard pictures So promise not to kill me for this, because I know that I totally despise it when my favorite celebrity gossip blogs write ridiculously misleading headlines, but hear me out here. There's actually a very good reason for my blatant lie about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard being all engaged and stuff. Here. From ...

Eddie Cibrian is Rethinking the Whole Marriage Thing

photo of leann rimes and eddie cibrian pictures Can y'all believe that it's been a whole two weeks since we last ran a story about LeAnn or Eddie? I mean, that's got to be some kind of record here, right? The thing is, it's like the best was saved for last (or for today)---sources are saying that LeAnn and Eddie's marriage is getting so bad that she's working overtime trying to get herself knocked up, because what better way to save a foundering marriage than to bring a poor, defenseless baby into the fray? From ...

Kristen and Rob are Going to Start That Family Now, OK?

photo of robert pattinson and kristen stewart pictures From Hollywood Life: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are going to be parents! According to a new report in Ok! magazine, Kristen has been begging Rob to start a family ever since they got back together. Although Rob was really hurt by her affair with Rupert Sanders, he’s finally given in and the two are in the midst of baby making! “Rob finally caved this week,” a source says. “They were talking about their future and Rob told her that as long as she stays true to him, he...