Someone put Jennifer Love Hewitt in charge of stuff. [The Superficial]
The Octomom caved and filmed a skin flick. As if you didn't think she would, tcha. [Celebslam]
Guess what A-list actress is going to be on Glee this season? [popbytes]
The Corpsiest People in Hollywood: An In-Depth Analysis [Pajiba]
Angelina Jolie caught trying to put the moves on Justin Bieber. Jennifer Aniston cries bitterly somewhere. [Celebitchy]
Ke$ha explains why she's as really fucked as she is. [Amy Grindhouse]
Photoshop Horrors: Jennifer Aniston or Tyra Banks? [CityRag]
Chris...
I LOVE awards shows. I just love them. All of the bitchfaces, the tears, the drama, the attire. I feel like I'm back in high school again, only the students have a lot more tit, ass, and Botox going on. (Well. Depending on where you went to school, I guess. ) And again, similarly to those school days, the only thing better than said awards shows is often photos the after party. You can't go wrong. There's always a good vibe flowing when there's a promised party afterwards. No one g...
Brooklyn Decker, or as I'm calling her for the day, 'Sex on Legs,' has been named as cover model and centerfold for February's issue of Esquire magazine.
I don't have a whole lot to say about these pictures, because I'm too busy ramming my fist down my throat in a futile effort to expel two months' worth of holiday confections, but if I could speak out around those betraying, croissant-loving fingers - DAMN.
You might want to check these photos out. I think there's some pretty serious nipple dow...
But not together, like, literally, because apparently Nicole didn't want another one of those child-things fouling up her perfect figure again.
According to a statement released by Keith and Nicole's rep, a female child by the name of Faith was born to a surrogate mother on December 28th, 2010 at a hospital in LA, and a certain Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are named as the child's biological parents. The couple has come forward to acknowlede that the child is theirs, but someone's not tellin...
Enjoy your last look at red Chewbacca. [The Superficial]
Charlie Sheen is probably having sex with Drew Carey now. [TMZ]
Kat Von D and Jesse James are still sucking face and there's photographic evidence to prove it. [Amy Grindhouse]
Sandra Bullock denies banging Ryan Reynolds, but we'll wait to see what happens. [Celebitchy]
Golden Globes after-party pics start here! [TooFab]...
You know, I love you guys. Like, a lot. And because it's so much, I've been up half the night, trying to finagle the best photos from our photo agencies, photos of CELEBRITIES YOU LOVE, because that's what this site is about, right? Giving you guys the best of what you love? Yeah? I mean, even though Jennifer Love Hewitt wore a Jersey Shore-orange kabuki mask to last night's events, you still love her. And just because Anne Hathaway is so damned hot from the shoulders up ('cause guys ......
So it's Monday morning, you're probably all crazy hung over from the drinking games that you played watching last night's Golden Globe awards (drink every time the camera swung to Angelina looking strung out on intravenous drugs), and you're at work. The only real responsibility you have this morning is to look through this shit-ton of photos from last night's awards show, because really, what's more important than fucking off at work?
It's OK - I totally give you permission.
[gallery ...
[Update 10:59 PM ET] Best Motion Picture Drama goes to The Social Network. Black Swan, The Fighter, Inception, The King's Speech - all great nominees. So ... really? Was this fucking movie REALLY that good? I mean, congrats and all, but the damned movie is all about Facebook. The creation of that insipid, intrusive application known as FACEBOOK. All I know is that Andrew Garfield is hot, and I was OK with the fact that he was allowed onstage to help accept an award FOR A MOVIE that was BA...
So we here at Evil Beet have decided to turn things back around on you guys and feature your fanciest unpleasantries right here on the site to show you just how funny you are. If you made the list, good on you - share it on Facebook and brag that you finally got some love back from the site that you've been stalking for four years, and if you didn't make the list this time? Dust your sorry self off, pick it on up off the ground and try, try again. We're equal-opportunity humiliators here at...
Christina Hendricks in old-school Playboy. You're welcome. [The Superficial]
Carrie Fisher in the Princess Leia bikini ages later. Love it or ... no? [The Superficial]
Demi Moore goes GREY. Goodbye, Ashton. [Celebitchy]
Check out all of the chicks that Charlie Sheen's been boning over the past few days. [TMZ]
Jersey Shore's Angelina thinks new castmember is ridick. [TooFab]
January Jones goes nude for Versace. You're not so welcome. [Amy Grindhouse]...
Oh Nicole Richie. What have you done? You were looking, like, so classy for the longest time and now you look like a backwoods hussy that used a lemon juice-peroxide mixture to lighten your hair while sitting on your plastic lawn furniture with your swollen ankles soaking in a kiddie pool.
Not cool, girl. Not cool.
[gallery]...
Someone put Jennifer Love Hewitt in charge of stuff. [The Superficial]
The Octomom caved and filmed a skin flick. As if you didn't think she would, tcha. [Celebslam]
Guess what A-list actress is going to be on Glee this season? [popbytes]
The Corpsiest People in Hollywood: An In-Depth Analysis [Pajiba]
Angelina Jolie caught trying to put the moves on Justin Bieber. Jennifer Aniston cries bitterly somewhere. [Celebitchy]
Ke$ha explains why she's as really fucked as she is. [Amy Grindhouse]
Photoshop Horrors: Jennifer Aniston or Tyra Banks? [CityRag]
Chris...
I LOVE awards shows. I just love them. All of the bitchfaces, the tears, the drama, the attire. I feel like I'm back in high school again, only the students have a lot more tit, ass, and Botox going on. (Well. Depending on where you went to school, I guess. ) And again, similarly to those school days, the only thing better than said awards shows is often photos the after party. You can't go wrong. There's always a good vibe flowing when there's a promised party afterwards. No one g...
Brooklyn Decker, or as I'm calling her for the day, 'Sex on Legs,' has been named as cover model and centerfold for February's issue of Esquire magazine.
I don't have a whole lot to say about these pictures, because I'm too busy ramming my fist down my throat in a futile effort to expel two months' worth of holiday confections, but if I could speak out around those betraying, croissant-loving fingers - DAMN.
You might want to check these photos out. I think there's some pretty serious nipple dow...
But not together, like, literally, because apparently Nicole didn't want another one of those child-things fouling up her perfect figure again.
According to a statement released by Keith and Nicole's rep, a female child by the name of Faith was born to a surrogate mother on December 28th, 2010 at a hospital in LA, and a certain Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are named as the child's biological parents. The couple has come forward to acknowlede that the child is theirs, but someone's not tellin...
Enjoy your last look at red Chewbacca. [The Superficial]
Charlie Sheen is probably having sex with Drew Carey now. [TMZ]
Kat Von D and Jesse James are still sucking face and there's photographic evidence to prove it. [Amy Grindhouse]
Sandra Bullock denies banging Ryan Reynolds, but we'll wait to see what happens. [Celebitchy]
Golden Globes after-party pics start here! [TooFab]...
You know, I love you guys. Like, a lot. And because it's so much, I've been up half the night, trying to finagle the best photos from our photo agencies, photos of CELEBRITIES YOU LOVE, because that's what this site is about, right? Giving you guys the best of what you love? Yeah? I mean, even though Jennifer Love Hewitt wore a Jersey Shore-orange kabuki mask to last night's events, you still love her. And just because Anne Hathaway is so damned hot from the shoulders up ('cause guys ......
So it's Monday morning, you're probably all crazy hung over from the drinking games that you played watching last night's Golden Globe awards (drink every time the camera swung to Angelina looking strung out on intravenous drugs), and you're at work. The only real responsibility you have this morning is to look through this shit-ton of photos from last night's awards show, because really, what's more important than fucking off at work?
It's OK - I totally give you permission.
[gallery ...
[Update 10:59 PM ET] Best Motion Picture Drama goes to The Social Network. Black Swan, The Fighter, Inception, The King's Speech - all great nominees. So ... really? Was this fucking movie REALLY that good? I mean, congrats and all, but the damned movie is all about Facebook. The creation of that insipid, intrusive application known as FACEBOOK. All I know is that Andrew Garfield is hot, and I was OK with the fact that he was allowed onstage to help accept an award FOR A MOVIE that was BA...
So we here at Evil Beet have decided to turn things back around on you guys and feature your fanciest unpleasantries right here on the site to show you just how funny you are. If you made the list, good on you - share it on Facebook and brag that you finally got some love back from the site that you've been stalking for four years, and if you didn't make the list this time? Dust your sorry self off, pick it on up off the ground and try, try again. We're equal-opportunity humiliators here at...
Christina Hendricks in old-school Playboy. You're welcome. [The Superficial]
Carrie Fisher in the Princess Leia bikini ages later. Love it or ... no? [The Superficial]
Demi Moore goes GREY. Goodbye, Ashton. [Celebitchy]
Check out all of the chicks that Charlie Sheen's been boning over the past few days. [TMZ]
Jersey Shore's Angelina thinks new castmember is ridick. [TooFab]
January Jones goes nude for Versace. You're not so welcome. [Amy Grindhouse]...
Oh Nicole Richie. What have you done? You were looking, like, so classy for the longest time and now you look like a backwoods hussy that used a lemon juice-peroxide mixture to lighten your hair while sitting on your plastic lawn furniture with your swollen ankles soaking in a kiddie pool.
Not cool, girl. Not cool.
[gallery]...