Is there anything hotter than a hot guy who believes in Santa Claus playing a ukulele and being all warm and charming and hot and old-fashioned and HOT? Let me force-feed you the answer: NO.
And just in case the endearing above video wasn't enough for you, there's a Ryan Gosling photo gallery down there for you to page through on this beautiful Friday morning. Because I love Ryan Gosling, and there's no such thing as crossing the line into obsession when it comes to too much LOVE.
What do you guys th...
I'm putting all of my snark aside* this morning (I KNOW, RIGHT?) to tell you that George Clooney, A-list actor and humanitarian, has confirmed through his rep that he did, indeed, contract Malaria on a recent trip to the Sudan.
While this isn't a huge, huge, huge deal for a very wealthy resident of a first-world country who has fortuitous access to live-saving drugs and maintenance medications, it is a huge deal to a person or family living in desolation in a third-world country, where cle...
Maybe if it were ten or fifteen years ago and you said 'Gwyneth Paltrow' and 'crotch shot' in the same sentence, you'd get a lot of people hot, bothered, and interested. Today, however? The crotch shot of the day was brought to you by La Goop herself, and the words 'goop' and 'crotch' don't exactly complement one another, I'm quite sorry to say.
But sigh. I know I've got to do my job, and I wouldn't be helping you help yourself if I didn't pass along photographic evidence that Gwyneth Paltrow is a human being first, and a woman second, so here it is after the jump.
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Macaulay Culkin rebounds with a porn star, becomes kind of hot. [The Superficial]
Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are, self-admittedly, not small. Take that whatever way you want. [Celebslam]
Q: Why does Katie Holmes look so bummed all of the time? A: Tom Cruise apparently sedates her. [PopBytes]
You'll never believe who the new Catwoman is going to be. [Pajiba]
Pete Wentz grows an afro. [Celebitchy]
This is a good fucking idea: Noah Cyrus has her own Twitter account. [Al...
Or rabies shots or something? Because I don't know if I'm all that comfortable with Kat Von D and Jesse James getting married without them.
I know, it's none of my business, love is blind, and for fuck's sake, at least James isn't marrying Bombshell McGee, but I'm still pretty shaken up nevertheless.
But hey - congratulations to the couple on your upcoming nuptials, and may you have many years of marital bliss. I know how important those vows are to the both of you, so get at it, crazy kids...
I don't know if you guys have come across these photos yet, but if you haven't, they're kind of a must-see, I guess. As I said yesterday, with Octomom's whip-me-hard-mommy video and pictures, there's apparently an audience for everything. And I'm willing to bet that ones who rubbed one out over the Octomom pics (you know who you are, you shameful, dirty beasts) are about to pop a huge one over these giantess bondage photos.
Khloe Kardashian, who is the ... tallest Kardashian, was photographed by YRB magazine, and if you're ...
Have you ever peeled the eye of a dog back while it slept? You know - gently. If you ever have, you saw that the dog had a film of white covering it's actual eyeball. A protective thing, I suppose. I think that's what we have here, ladies and gentlemen.
Did, like, someone catch Lopez sleeping or something, or did they just maybe mention Ben Affleck's name again?
Photo courtesy of The Superficial...
Kourtney Kardashian tells a really explicit story about how swollen her boobs are. [The Superficial]
Kelsey Grammer's wife pretends that she was kidding about his cross-dressing habits. [TMZ]
Why in God's name would someone give Khloe Kardashian a fetish-themed magazine cover? [Amy Grindhouse]
Guess who Justin Timberlake is trying to bone? [Celebitchy]
Kim Kardashian sans bra - the world is about to end. [TooFab]...
Ah Kristen Stewart. You've come so far from your early days of not giving a fuck, and look how much you've grown. You've finally begun to utilize the roach clip properly, so as not to singe off your eyebrows, and look how nicely they've grown in. You've left the battered Chucks at home and begun to don high-price stilettos in public more and more these days, and you don't look like Bambi using those long, lanky legs to move around in them, either.
Girl, I'm so happy for you, and I canno...
Some are even saying that there's a video involved, too, but fathoming the idea of Octomom live in black latex, brandishing a whip in live motion, is way too much for my yet-to-be-caffeinated brain to process this morning. It's kind of like riding the carousel drunk at the boardwalk, and then getting off and eating chili dogs and paint thinner. Cannot. process.
If you were paying attention to yesterday's link roundups, you'd have seen that Nadya Suleman, better known as the 'Octomom,' was r...
In case you guys didn't know, Miranda Kerr, who was impregnated by the revered seed of holy hotness Orlando Bloom, gave birth to a sweet, large baby boy on January 6th. Baby Flynn Bloom tipped the scales at almost ten pounds, which is just craziness, because Miranda was rumored to have delivered him vaginally. With no painkillers. OUCH. I mean, it's not like Miranda is all that buxom and Orlando all that burly.
Looks like all that organic eating makes all the difference, guys.
Congrat...
Is there anything hotter than a hot guy who believes in Santa Claus playing a ukulele and being all warm and charming and hot and old-fashioned and HOT? Let me force-feed you the answer: NO.
And just in case the endearing above video wasn't enough for you, there's a Ryan Gosling photo gallery down there for you to page through on this beautiful Friday morning. Because I love Ryan Gosling, and there's no such thing as crossing the line into obsession when it comes to too much LOVE.
What do you guys th...