So the second half of that question was totally a trick question - neither of these people are homeless. I really questioned the girl, but a dude that high-brow and polished-looking wouldn't be seen out in public with someone who was the embodiment of scabies, right?
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So here we are, guys. Jumping from one methed-out looking dude to another methed-out looking dude. However? At least this particular methed-out looking dude has enough style savvy to splurge on a sapphire-and-diamond encrusted engageroo that looks much like the late Princess Diana's betrothal ring.
The only difference? Boyfriend did not go to Jared - it looks more like the Kay Jeweler Princess Diana twentieth anniversary commemorative composite ring to me. I mean, if he wanted to do it up TOTALLY classy, he should have gone f...
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Kate Middleton quits her job, 'cause she's never going to have to work again apparently. [Pop on the Pop]
White teenage girl to b...
I know it's, like, supposed to be super wicked cool and stereotypical that rap girls have big old booties in the way that Sir Mix-A-Lot says and whatever, but this is just ridiculous. It's apparently unnatural (we've all seen the before-and-after pictures of Nicki's ass), it grows bigger by the month, and guys? It looks STUPID and disproportionate. Way. She might be talented for all I know, but her cartoon-like ass? Is all I think of when I hear her name.
Am I right or am I right?
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Oh dude if there were ever a bigger sadwreck than Jessica Simpson. I dig the girl, I do - but her life just keeps getting sadder and sadder under the guise of the down-home bliss of singing for chili cookoffs, getting engaged to former F-list sports stars, and being dumped time after time after time for women who look much like her, but are just, ahem, the upgrade.
I mean, come on. This is not the face of a happy-go-lucky girl that has the world at her feet.
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Had I found a good one I would have. What I was worried about was that it was just going to take me down this rabbit hole of charlatans.
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Oh Snookers. You try, you try, and you try again. And this time, girlfriend, it was so close. Really. It was thisclose. But the big honking Blackberry, the ankle booties that make your legs look like large, voluptuous hams, and the big brass hoop earrings that scream 'AQUA NET!' and 'EIGHTIES ROLLER SKATING RINK TRASH' kind of put the kibosh on classing it up. Points for the hair, and points for the dress, but the rest kind of brought your C+ average down to a D-, girl. Sorry.
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I'll give you guys three hints:
1. He's got an older brother who is rumored as big a douchebag as the younger sibling is, and they have the same color hair.
2. My best friend used to be in love with the older brother's boy band, and her younger sister used to pine for the younger, runtier, rat-looking one. (OK, that's a trick question - they both rather looked like rats.)
3. The singer/actor appeared in big film hits such as Popstar, 7th Heaven, and Fat Albert.
Have your guesses? Tally them up and then jump in to find out who it is.
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Read More />I'll give you guys three hints:
1. He's got an older brother who is rumored as big a douchebag as the younger sibling is, and they have the same color hair.
2. My best friend used to be in love with the older brother's boy band, and her younger sister used to pine for the younger, runtier, rat-looking one. (OK, that's a trick question - they both rather looked like rats.)
3. The singer/actor appeared in big film hits such as Popstar, 7th Heaven, and Fat Albert.
Have your guesses? Tally...
Sad day today, everyone. Jack LaLanne, if you don't know him, was the original Richard Simmons. Or if he wasn't the original Richard Simmons, he was the earliest Richard Simmons that I know of because cripes, I'm only twenty-seven years old. There could have been a male exercise guru in the twenties or thirties, but guys, I just don't know.
LaLanne, who was famous for being super fit and into juicers (also, remember those old commercials from The Black and White Era of television featuring facial exercises?), passed away last night at t...
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