Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Caption This and Pick Out the Homeless Person

photo of mary kate olson in new york city with a friend pictures So the second half of that question was totally a trick question - neither of these people are homeless.  I really questioned the girl, but a dude that high-brow and polished-looking wouldn't be seen out in public with someone who was the embodiment of scabies, right? [gallery]...

Here’s the Dude That Jodie Sweetin’s Marrying and the Ring He Picked Out, Too

photo of jodie sweetin pictures engagement ring new man photographs So here we are, guys. Jumping from one methed-out looking dude to another methed-out looking dude. However?  At least this particular methed-out looking dude has enough style savvy to splurge on a sapphire-and-diamond encrusted engageroo that looks much like the late Princess Diana's betrothal ring. The only difference? Boyfriend did not go to Jared - it looks more like the Kay Jeweler Princess Diana twentieth anniversary commemorative composite ring to me.  I mean, if he wanted to do it up TOTALLY classy, he should have gone f...

In Other News …

photo of demi lovato pictures Is Macaulay Culkin gay these days? [The Superficial] Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds - confirmed. [Celebslam] Selena Gomez goes topless. I KNOW, RIGHT? [popbytes] I'm sure The Social Network is going to win big here, too. [Pajiba] Check out Willow Smith's new single here! [Celebitchy] James Franco sex tape - it EXISTS. [Amy Grindhouse] A Mischa Barton hotness revival? [CityRag] Kate Middleton quits her job, 'cause she's never going to have to work again apparently. [Pop on the Pop] White teenage girl to b...

I’ll Bet the Olsen Twins Could Each Fit Into Nicki Minaj’s Two Asscheeks

photo of nicki minaj ass before and after pictures I know it's, like, supposed to be super wicked cool and stereotypical that rap girls have big old booties in the way that Sir Mix-A-Lot says and whatever, but this is just ridiculous. It's apparently unnatural (we've all seen the before-and-after pictures of Nicki's ass), it grows bigger by the month, and guys? It looks STUPID and disproportionate. Way. She might be talented for all I know, but her cartoon-like ass? Is all I think of when I hear her name. Am I right or am I right? [gal...

Jessica Simpson is the Saddest Girl in the World

photo of jessica simpson drunk pictures Oh dude if there were ever a bigger sadwreck than Jessica Simpson. I dig the girl, I do - but her life just keeps getting sadder and sadder under the guise of the down-home bliss of singing for chili cookoffs, getting engaged to former F-list sports stars, and being dumped time after time after time for women who look much like her, but are just, ahem, the upgrade. I mean, come on. This is not the face of a happy-go-lucky girl that has the world at her feet. Drinking your woes away wo...

Quotables: Matt Damon Gives Psychic Advice

photo of matt damon and his wife pictures “I think a large part of that space is occupied by pretenders, which is not to say there aren’t people out there who are genuinely touched in some way ... Had I found a good one I would have. What I was worried about was that it was just going to take me down this rabbit hole of charlatans. Matt Damon on filming his latest movie, Hereafter, while researching the psychic world as fodder for his role in the flick. Have you guys ever been to a psychic?  The only one I've gone to was do...

News You Can Use

photo of hot matthew mcconaughey pictures You'll never guess which celebrity couple Bill Clinton was caught hanging with. [The Superficial] Orlando Bloom photographed with new baby! [Celebitchy] Keith Olbermann loses job at MSNBC, but gains a whole lot more. [TMZ] Matthew McConaughey should go shirtless everywhere. Oh wait. [TooFab] Will we be seeing Jennifer Aniston boobs on the big screen? [Amy Grindhouse]...

Love It or Leave It: Snooki’s Interpretation of ‘Classy’

photo of snooki nicole polizzi hot pictures Oh Snookers. You try, you try, and you try again. And this time, girlfriend, it was so close. Really. It was thisclose. But the big honking Blackberry, the ankle booties that make your legs look like large, voluptuous hams, and the big brass hoop earrings that scream 'AQUA NET!' and 'EIGHTIES ROLLER SKATING RINK TRASH' kind of put the kibosh on classing it up. Points for the hair, and points for the dress, but the rest kind of brought your C+ average down to a D-, girl. Sorry. [galle...

Guess What D-List Singer/Actor is in Rehab!

I'll give you guys three hints: 1. He's got an older brother who is rumored as big a douchebag as the younger sibling is, and they have the same color hair. 2. My best friend used to be in love with the older brother's boy band, and her younger sister used to pine for the younger, runtier, rat-looking one. (OK, that's a trick question - they both rather looked like rats.) 3. The singer/actor appeared in big film hits such as Popstar, 7th Heaven, and Fat Albert. Have your guesses? Tally them up and then jump in to find out who it is.
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Read More />I'll give you guys three hints: 1. He's got an older brother who is rumored as big a douchebag as the younger sibling is, and they have the same color hair. 2. My best friend used to be in love with the older brother's boy band, and her younger sister used to pine for the younger, runtier, rat-looking one. (OK, that's a trick question - they both rather looked like rats.) 3. The singer/actor appeared in big film hits such as Popstar, 7th Heaven, and Fat Albert. Have your guesses? Tally...

RIP Jack LaLanne

photo of jack lalanne at ninety-six pictures Sad day today, everyone. Jack LaLanne, if you don't know him, was the original Richard Simmons. Or if he wasn't the original Richard Simmons, he was the earliest Richard Simmons that I know of because cripes, I'm only twenty-seven years old. There could have been a male exercise guru in the twenties or thirties, but guys, I just don't know. LaLanne, who was famous for being super fit and into juicers (also, remember those old commercials from The Black and White Era of television featuring facial exercises?), passed away last night at t...

The Snark Sagas: Cutting Comments From the Congregation

photo of lindsay lohan and samantha ronson laughing in a car pictures Bryjin on "LIVEBLOG, BITCHES: The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards": "Your dad is a Vietnam veteran and the first sentence you learned was 'Commie dog' … Well, that explains a lot I guess." Señor Loco on "The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards: THE PHOTOS - PART II": "So it’s true then? Tilda will be starring in the David Bowie Story?" Sammy on "Poll: Was Ricky Gervais Too Mean at Last Night's Golden Globes?": "If the people commenting on his hosting last night found him to be 'awkward a...

News You Can Use

photo of kat von d pictures Lindsay's paying people off to shut up about her addictions now. [The Superficial] Kat Von D and Jesse James are wasting no time getting married. [Celebitchy] Antoine Dodson has his own reality show. [TMZ] Jim Carrey's got himself a new Top Model girlfriend. [TooFab] Kim Kardashian in another photo-in-bed scandal? OK! [Amy Grindhouse]...