Grandizer on "Judd Apatow Said Some Mean Things About Ricky Gervais at The Producers Guild Awards":
"Ohhhh, EGG on my face…Forgot the ANIMATION…. Sorry Tim!"
pufinstuf on "First Photos of Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John!":
"I don’t understand the bathrobes thing. They usually take pictures of new moms in a bathrobe with the baby, implying she had the baby not too long ago and is still recuperating. But neither of these guys popped this baby out (obviously) so what is with the robes?"
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Here's Charlie Sheen's latest porn star, coked-out slam pig. She's the best, you guys. [The Superficial]
Dude, Jessica Alba smiles. It must be close to the apocalypse. [Celebslam]
Amidst all of her chili cookoffs, Jessica Simpson launches an exercise tape. [popbytes]
Will Smith to produce Annie remake? [Pajiba]
Is Scarlett Johansson hooking up with Drew Barrymore's on-again, off-again boyfriend Justin Long? [Celebitchy]
The real deal behind 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler's split. [A...
Remember this?
Remember this?
Yeah, that was Brandy's really unfortunate-looking tattoo that quite resembled something you'd sit and rotate upon if you were into that sort of thing. These days, however, Brandy's rocking an elephant trunk of a different persuasion - and instead the tat repair making it all better, now the elephant kind of looks like it's had its foreskin reattached and you know what? That's way embarrassing.
I think I preferred the original design, 'cause this one just looks small, shriveled...
Really, she doesn't. Remember when those two weren't sleeping together but having ice cream dates instead and it sort of weirded everyone out because they looked like brother and sister with those wavy, permed eyebrows and long, somber, emo'd out faces?
Well apparently, Camilla Belle has grown up and shed her bushy brows, ditched the grey-tone skinny jeans and is looking frankly AMAZING these days, especially in her recent Jezebel magazine shoot.
Keep at it, girl. If we're comparing apple...
I know this whole ad thing is supposed to be centered on how batshit crazy PETA is and not wearing fur and being pale and all vegan and ethical and pro-animal, but all I can see is Taraji P. Henson ass because it's beautiful and flawless and PETA ... what?
Whatever. Is this one of the greatest asses of all time? And does this make you want to support PETA a little more?...
Kate Gosselin is a drunk these days. [The Superficial]
Is Kate Hudson having a girl? [Celebitchy]
More photos of Orlando Bloom and baby Flynn emerge! [Swoonworthy]
Zac Efron takes on five chicks at once, that fucking stallion. [TooFab]
Can someone kindly explain to me why Paris Hilton is on the cover of Vogue magazine this year? [Amy Grindhouse]
Snooki doesn't know how to write a check. [TMZ]...
And no, we didn't catch her smoking cigarettes and swilling Starbucks - she's the new face of Candie's.
It's about time Candie's did an image overhaul - Britney's been over for ages, and Bristol Palin's done nothing but bring the brand known for its ugly shoes to its knees, but Vanessa Hudgens? Did they get this right, you guys, or is this just the death rattle of Hudgens' career as it was for Britney's 'modeling' and 'sponsorship' 'career'?
[gallery]...
Farrah Abraham, teenage mother on 16 and Pregnant, has got this whole fame thing on lockdown. Not only is she a key player on the reality show, but she's exploited her 'unfortunate' circumstance of being a young mother so much that others have decided to capitalize on her ill-deserved fame.
Above is the cover photo for the American Motorcycles calendar, and if you're that interested in that kind of thing, you can buy it at JAD Photos. I'm sure it's well worth the $19.99 in that it featur...
"I think my weight is my biggest lifetime struggle. My weight is always going up and down. I'm always fighting that. I feel like no matter what I do, I never look good enough to everybody else."
Uh, welcome to celebrity, Khloe. You're never going to please everyone, you know - especially when it comes to the way you look. May as well just take a few Kristen Stewart pointers and start not giving a fuck right about ... now.
I know I give you a lot of shit for the things you do, girl, but on...
"I love jeggings – they’re so comfortable…I buy scarves and necklaces in loads of different colors and textures, too. These accessories can help give you a vintage look."
So here's little Selena Gomez, who's not so little anymore as she corrupts Justin Bieber (honestly guys, am I the only one grossed out by these two? Yeah, I was both eighteen and sixteen at one point and had my boyfriends too, so I remember what it was like, but something about these two together really turns my stomach. I think it has ALL to do with baby Bieber if you ask me) talking about fashion. And guys? I YAWN. I ...
Samantha Ronson and Nicole Ritchie doing lines of coke off one another's snatch? [The Superficial]
Oh look, more Jesse James Nazi pictures. How marriage appropriate. [Celebitchy]
Jimmy Buffet hospitalized! [TMZ]
Justin Bieber is a woman this week. [Amy Grindhouse]
Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem have a new baby! [TooFab]...
My first reaction? PLEASANTLY SURPRISED. This could totally be a radio hit except for the verse with all of that coffee-themed weirdness (come on, 'mocha latte' just does not a good rhyme make). What do you guys think? Cute? Campy? Fucking stupid? Your call, as always.
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Grandizer on "Judd Apatow Said Some Mean Things About Ricky Gervais at The Producers Guild Awards":
"Ohhhh, EGG on my face…Forgot the ANIMATION…. Sorry Tim!"
pufinstuf on "First Photos of Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John!":
"I don’t understand the bathrobes thing. They usually take pictures of new moms in a bathrobe with the baby, implying she had the baby not too long ago and is still recuperating. But neither of these guys popped this baby out (obviously) so what is with the robes?"
...
Here's Charlie Sheen's latest porn star, coked-out slam pig. She's the best, you guys. [The Superficial]
Dude, Jessica Alba smiles. It must be close to the apocalypse. [Celebslam]
Amidst all of her chili cookoffs, Jessica Simpson launches an exercise tape. [popbytes]
Will Smith to produce Annie remake? [Pajiba]
Is Scarlett Johansson hooking up with Drew Barrymore's on-again, off-again boyfriend Justin Long? [Celebitchy]
The real deal behind 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler's split. [A...
Remember this?
Yeah, that was Brandy's really unfortunate-looking tattoo that quite resembled something you'd sit and rotate upon if you were into that sort of thing. These days, however, Brandy's rocking an elephant trunk of a different persuasion - and instead the tat repair making it all better, now the elephant kind of looks like it's had its foreskin reattached and you know what? That's way embarrassing.
I think I preferred the original design, 'cause this one just looks small, shriveled...
Really, she doesn't. Remember when those two weren't sleeping together but having ice cream dates instead and it sort of weirded everyone out because they looked like brother and sister with those wavy, permed eyebrows and long, somber, emo'd out faces?
Well apparently, Camilla Belle has grown up and shed her bushy brows, ditched the grey-tone skinny jeans and is looking frankly AMAZING these days, especially in her recent Jezebel magazine shoot.
Keep at it, girl. If we're comparing apple...
I know this whole ad thing is supposed to be centered on how batshit crazy PETA is and not wearing fur and being pale and all vegan and ethical and pro-animal, but all I can see is Taraji P. Henson ass because it's beautiful and flawless and PETA ... what?
Whatever. Is this one of the greatest asses of all time? And does this make you want to support PETA a little more?...
Kate Gosselin is a drunk these days. [The Superficial]
Is Kate Hudson having a girl? [Celebitchy]
More photos of Orlando Bloom and baby Flynn emerge! [Swoonworthy]
Zac Efron takes on five chicks at once, that fucking stallion. [TooFab]
Can someone kindly explain to me why Paris Hilton is on the cover of Vogue magazine this year? [Amy Grindhouse]
Snooki doesn't know how to write a check. [TMZ]...
And no, we didn't catch her smoking cigarettes and swilling Starbucks - she's the new face of Candie's.
It's about time Candie's did an image overhaul - Britney's been over for ages, and Bristol Palin's done nothing but bring the brand known for its ugly shoes to its knees, but Vanessa Hudgens? Did they get this right, you guys, or is this just the death rattle of Hudgens' career as it was for Britney's 'modeling' and 'sponsorship' 'career'?
[gallery]...
Farrah Abraham, teenage mother on 16 and Pregnant, has got this whole fame thing on lockdown. Not only is she a key player on the reality show, but she's exploited her 'unfortunate' circumstance of being a young mother so much that others have decided to capitalize on her ill-deserved fame.
Above is the cover photo for the American Motorcycles calendar, and if you're that interested in that kind of thing, you can buy it at JAD Photos. I'm sure it's well worth the $19.99 in that it featur...
"I think my weight is my biggest lifetime struggle. My weight is always going up and down. I'm always fighting that. I feel like no matter what I do, I never look good enough to everybody else."
Uh, welcome to celebrity, Khloe. You're never going to please everyone, you know - especially when it comes to the way you look. May as well just take a few Kristen Stewart pointers and start not giving a fuck right about ... now.
I know I give you a lot of shit for the things you do, girl, but on...
"I love jeggings – they’re so comfortable…I buy scarves and necklaces in loads of different colors and textures, too. These accessories can help give you a vintage look."
So here's little Selena Gomez, who's not so little anymore as she corrupts Justin Bieber (honestly guys, am I the only one grossed out by these two? Yeah, I was both eighteen and sixteen at one point and had my boyfriends too, so I remember what it was like, but something about these two together really turns my stomach. I think it has ALL to do with baby Bieber if you ask me) talking about fashion. And guys? I YAWN. I ...
Samantha Ronson and Nicole Ritchie doing lines of coke off one another's snatch? [The Superficial]
Oh look, more Jesse James Nazi pictures. How marriage appropriate. [Celebitchy]
Jimmy Buffet hospitalized! [TMZ]
Justin Bieber is a woman this week. [Amy Grindhouse]
Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem have a new baby! [TooFab]...