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photo of gabriel aubry halle berry pictures Kim Kardashian - not done getting nekkid for people yet. [The Superficial] J Woww: a spokesmodel for GNC? [The Superficial] Lindsay Lohan suspected in jewelry theft. Great news! [TMZ] Minka Kelly's hot GQ photo shoot, and news on the upcoming movie role she's landed. [TooFab] Gabriel Aubry supposedly refers to Halle Berry as a 'n-word.' Classy. [Celebitchy] Even W magazine thinks Kim Kardashian's 'outrage' at nude pics is BS. [Amy Grindhouse]...

PHOTO EXCLUSIVE: Demi Lovato Heads to the Cheesecake Factory

photo of demi lovato post-rehab pictures Oh dude, Demi. You're still not looking so good, girl. I know that this whole rehab thing must have been pretty rough on you, and you're probably still working out a lot of the issues that have been troubling you for what was probably called, oh, FOREVER, but smile a bit, friend. You're looking far too pale and wan to be out and about in public if you want people to think that you're one of those happy, shiny, 'REHAB WORKS!' celebrities - or then again, maybe you don't give a fuck and that...

Is Lady Gaga Pregnant?

photo of baby gaga pictures exclusive facebook games apps OK, no, really, she's not, but did you ever wish you could, you know, be involved even more than you are (which is to say 'not at all') with your favorite semen-and-blood-smelling idol, Lady Gaga? OK, well, you can. For all of those fucking pointless hours you probably spend at work avoiding ex-boyfriends and stalking their new girlfriends on Facebook, your time can be better spent, guys. While doing exactly that last night, I came across this new app for Facebook called 'Baby Gaga Exclusive.' The premise of the game is ...

Selena Gomez Isn’t Just Justin Bieber’s Girlfriend, She’s a Humanitarian Too

photo of selena gomez twit pic child from chile pictures Aww Selena Gomez. You so crazy and cute, girlfriend. I love your multi-faceted ways that waffle between banging an underage popstar to tickling and chuckling with an underprivileged youth from Chile during recent UNICEF tours. And though your looks-needle seems permanently stuck on twelve years old (and hey - you'll be thanking your mama for those good genes in ten or fifteen years), you're positively adorable anyway. You're a super example of what it is to be a young woman in Hollywood, an...

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photo of hot christina milian pictures Minka Kelly, taking her clothes off. [The Superficial] The number one reason that Kim Kardashian is famous - right here in its full glory. [Celebslam] Check out Rihanna's steamiest video yet! [popbytes] The worst 'For Your Consideration' movie posters in recent years: a list. [Pajiba] Kristen Stewart being considered for the role of Lois Lane? [Celebitchy] Keira Knightley for Elle UK - yup, she's still around. [Amy Grindhouse] Who would have thought that Lauren Conrad could be so ... hot? [CityRag] Halle Berry fighting for c...

Are Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Whoring Their Kids Out For Money and Fame?

photo of author terry mcmillan pictures Oh snap, you guys. If this is true, fuck ... I'll be so disappointed in the Fresh Prince that I won't be able to watch reruns at 2 AM anymore when I'm having fits of insomnia and the desire for shitty takeout Chinese food and that?  Is bad. According to author Terry McMillan, Will and wife Jada are pushing their kids to succeed in the entertainment field in order to capitalize off of their fame, because apparently they don't have enough money or something. McMillan took to her Twitter ear...

Christina Applegate Has a Baby!

photo of christina applegate pregnant pictures Christina Applegate, whom I feel like I just reported was pregnant, like, a month ago, has confirmed through her rep that she's given birth to a healthy baby girl, Sadie Grace LeNoble. The kid's father is Martyn LeNoble, epic musician who's played in and helped out with bands like Porno for Pyros, Jane's Addiction, and The Cult - the two were married (uh, Christina and Martyn, not Martyn and his new daughter; that's kind of weird unless you're in Utah I guess) within the last year. Sadie Grace was born this past Thursday in California, and th...

So Apparently Charlie Sheen Isn’t in Rehab

photo of charlie sheen in hospital pictures And close sources say that he won't be going, either. As studio and network execs for Two and a Half Men heave a giant sigh of relief, fans of Charlie shake their heads in disbelief - that a man with such talent* could be left to rot in his own alcoholism and drug addiction. Sheen, who suffered a trip to a hospital after a two-day pornstar-and-coke binge, was driven home by the very neighbor who called an ambulance to transport the star to the hospital, and sources say that there are current...

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photo of charlie sheen drunk pictures This is the dude that was chosen for the newest role of Superman. [The Superficial] The latest on Charlie Sheen: he thinks you're a turd. [The Superficial] Nicole Kidman for Harper's Bazaar Australia - girlfriend is SMOKING. [Amy Grindhouse] The SAG Awards after parties ... always a hoot. [TooFab] What's going to happen to Two and a Half Men now? [TMZ] Jack Nicholson doesn't worry about your wrinkles. [Celebitchy]...

David Arquette is “Out of Rehab”

photo of david arquette skinny pictures photos Davey, who was in rehab for "alcohol and other issues," has formally been released from rehab, his rep claims. However, thirty days of "rehab" was apparently a cakewalk that involved drinking, burlesque shows, and hanging out with your bros, and it didn't result to much more than a continual appreciation for the hotspots that helped wreck your marriage, Dave. Arquette's rep had this to say: "He has competed his treatment and has left. [David is] in great spirits. He's feeling good and he's ready to move forward. [He is also] concentrating on...

Quotables: Nicole Kidman on New Baby, Faith

photo of nicole kidman keith urban pictures kissing "I wanted to be able to tell everybody because I was so excited about her. We just decided this was our thing together. It kind of just perpetuated itself ... [And] it protects her and it protects everyone in the situation." So Kidman and husband, Keith Urban, had a child born via surrogate at the end of December, if you hadn't already heard, and kudos to them for keeping something this big a secret, right? I guess, though, when you use a surrogate, or adopt, like Sandra Bullock, you don't hav...

The 17th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Happened Last Night AND WINONA RYDER WAS THERE

photo of winona ryder at 17th annual screen actors guild awards pictures But I know a lot of people don't care too much, because, like, between the Golden Globes, the Oscars, and the Academy Awards, it's all pretty much the same. I, myself, couldn't be bothered, but it was only because I was in MOVING HELL this past weekend and all of last night. Seriously? I feel pillaged. My belongings are strewn all hither thither and non, and I cannot find a fucking thing to wear. Right now I'm in sneakers, bright blue utility pants, and a long-sleeved green tye-dyed shirt, ...