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The Intimacy Experiment Day Two: Check Your Sex at the Door

photo of angelina jolie and billy bob thornton hugging pictures So today's day two, and I have to say ... yesterday's experiment with the addition of luxurious sheets and scented candles really did turn my bedroom into a, OK, I'll say it, 'Sanctuary of Love.' Or at least of peace, anyway. And that? I LOVE. Today's focus of the day is to realize that a good relationship isn't just about sex (just as Taylor Swift). This? Was not as hard as I thought it'd be. My husband is a full-time student (he's FINALLY done this spring) who works part-time, I work f...

The Snark Sagas: Cutting Comments From the Congregation

photo of lindsay lohan laughing in a car with samantha ronson pictures AC on Kim Kardashian Got Fully Nude for W Magazine and We've Got the Pics: "That said: I’m pretty sure if her areolae weren’t plated in silver here they’d be TERRIFYING." Sammy on So Apparently Charlie Sheen Isn't in Rehab: "Charlie, I’m begging you. Put down the little gold spoon and the pussy forever! I love you too much to see you go to an early grave!! What’s that? Ok, you can keep the pussy but the coke HAS GOT TO GO." evilbeetdouche on Is Lady Gaga Pregnant?: "Gah Gah...

The Intimacy Experiment Day One: Would You Want to Bang in a Mess?

photo of bedroom pictures As I said in a previous post, K-Y Brand has created the premise for an intimacy experiment and I'M DOING IT, GUYS. The whole shebang is basically a 10-day relationship-tweaker test that features ideas for couples to better their relationships through heightened intimacy, involving K-Y product, sex tips, and ideas to spice up your relationship. It's all good stuff here, all the time, and as you guys know, I'm no one to shy away from sharing way too much information, as some of you lament, a...

[GIVEAWAY!] Just in Time For Valentine’s Day, I’m Taking the K-Y Brand Intimacy Experiment

photo of bachelorette trista and ryan pictures Hey guys! If you're anything like me - at all - you probably like sex, and lots of it. Drunk sex, makeup sex, angry sex, theme sex, the list goes on and on. Because of that, and because of my previous experiences with K-Y, *I was contacted and asked if I'd like to participate in the 2011 K-Y Intimacy Experiment, along with some other awesome celebrity gossip sites and even a celebrity couple - The Bachelorette's Trista Rehn and Ryan Sutter. For the next ten days, myself, the other blogger...

In Other News …

Sarah Shahi - arguably one of the hottest women on the planet, maybe in the galaxy. [The Superficial] Can you BELIEVE that THIS is Johnny Depp's girlfriend? [The Superficial] Kanye West's new girlfriend is hotter than hot. [Celebslam] Did Charlie Sheen make a sex tape this past weekend? [popbytes] FUCK YES - The Muppets' Five Best Musical Scenes! [Pajiba] Tim McGraw and Faith Hill - did alcohol lead to their marital issues? [Celebitchy] More photos of Miley Cyrus's new ink. [Allie is Wired] ...

The Super Bowl is This Weekend, You Guys, and VH1’s Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam Was Hot

photo of marisa miller pictures superbowl With performers like Rihanna, Young Jeezy, Kid Rock, Jamey Johnson, an - WILDCARD! - Duran Duran, it was hard to concentrate on the fact that the Super Bowl is this weekend, if you know, you could overlook the whole Steelers-Packers theme they had going on there, and the constant football innuendos. Rihanna looked hot, as always - I would suck the back sweat off of Kid Rock in a heartbeat, motherfuckers - Jason Derulo glistens like hell - and Duran Duran still totally have it. So. ...

Cheryl Burke Does Something Aside From Dancing With the Stars in a Bikini

pictures of cheryl burke ocean bikini photos And thank God for small favors, right? I, someone who is NOT a fan of Dancing With the Stars, and even moreso NOT a fan of DANCING WITH THE STARS, am happy to say that Cheryl Burke, a dancer ON Dancing With the Stars is as hot as I'd briefly assessed her to be that one, lonely night that I had no other choice to watch Dancing With the Stars in a cold country home in the boonies of Pennsylvania with my mother-in-law. Who, incidentally, loves the show. Burke was photographed frolicking in the waves of Punta Cana, Dominican Republic this past weekend (my single-most favorite beach vac...

Quotables: Jennifer Garner Tastes Like Cake

photo of jennifer garner mouth pictures "There’s a brand of red-velvet cake; her mouth is made of that. She smashes you in the mouth [in] those kissing scenes. If I was Ben Affleck, man, I'd be pissed off. ... I was in bed with her and she was reading me one of those bedtime stories. And she did a dirty version of it. She was like, 'Toad took Frog and mounted him from behind and amounted him smoothly with a rhythmic pace'." Russell Brand, of all people, dishing on what it was like to make out and share a bed with Arthur co-...

News You Can Use

photo of jennifer lopez ass pictures on cover of magazine This is the way to prepare for the Superbowl.  Yup.  [TMZ] Is Halle Berry the crazy one, actually? [The Superficial] Is the reason Angelina is so keen to hide her twins because they have Down Syndrome? [Amy Grindhouse] Jennifer Lopez: too 'old' to wear a miniskirt? [Celebitchy] Justin Timberlake's new girlfriend! [The Superficial] Let's see how wide Lea Michele's mouth will open, huh? [TooFab]...

Love It or Leave It: Audrina Patridge for Bongo

photo of audrina patridge in a bikini for bongo pictures OK so today's a pretty slow news day, unless you want to talk about Lindsay Lohan's jewel-heisting ways or how dead Charlie Sheen is going to be by this time next year, all I've got is Audrina 'Your Mom is More Entertaining' Patridge and her big old boobs, which scored her a spokespersonship for Bongo. All there is to it is boobs, boobs, boobs. And what better a thing to look at on a slow, cold-probably-regardless-of-where-you-are Thursday? Oh, and Audrina herself - hot or not? And Bongo...

Victoria’s Secret Valentine’s Day Shoot: Behind the Scenes!

What says Valentine's Day, erections, starvation for two weeks, and then binging on chocolates, wine, and frou-frou baked goods better than Victoria's Secret models strutting their stuff on the 'sexiest' holiday of the year? Nothing. Really. There's no hidden joke there - the answer's simply 'nothing.' Stay tuned to EB for a special, sexy Valentine's Day surprise to be unveiled this Saturday, February 5th, 2011!...

Quotables: Charlie Sheen Thanks You

photo of charlie sheen pictures martin sheen "I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people. I want to say, 'Thank-you' to my fellow cast members, the crew of Two and a Half Men, and everyone at CBS and Warner Bros … for their concern and support. Like Errol Flynn, who had to put down his sword on occasion, I just want to say, 'Thank-you,' and to my fans, your good wishes have touched me very much." Sure beats the hell out of calling his fans 'a bunch of turds,' now, doesn't it? ...
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