So today's day two, and I have to say ... yesterday's experiment with the addition of luxurious sheets and scented candles really did turn my bedroom into a, OK, I'll say it, 'Sanctuary of Love.' Or at least of peace, anyway. And that? I LOVE. Today's focus of the day is to realize that a good relationship isn't just about sex (just as Taylor Swift).
This? Was not as hard as I thought it'd be. My husband is a full-time student (he's FINALLY done this spring) who works part-time, I work f...
AC on Kim Kardashian Got Fully Nude for W Magazine and We've Got the Pics:
"That said: I’m pretty sure if her areolae weren’t plated in silver here they’d be TERRIFYING."
Sammy on So Apparently Charlie Sheen Isn't in Rehab:
"Charlie, I’m begging you. Put down the little gold spoon and the pussy forever! I love you too much to see you go to an early grave!! What’s that? Ok, you can keep the pussy but the coke HAS GOT TO GO."
evilbeetdouche on Is Lady Gaga Pregnant?:
"Gah Gah...
As I said in a previous post, K-Y Brand has created the premise for an intimacy experiment and I'M DOING IT, GUYS. The whole shebang is basically a 10-day relationship-tweaker test that features ideas for couples to better their relationships through heightened intimacy, involving K-Y product, sex tips, and ideas to spice up your relationship. It's all good stuff here, all the time, and as you guys know, I'm no one to shy away from sharing way too much information, as some of you lament, a...
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If you're anything like me - at all - you probably like sex, and lots of it. Drunk sex, makeup sex, angry sex, theme sex, the list goes on and on. Because of that, and because of my previous experiences with K-Y, *I was contacted and asked if I'd like to participate in the 2011 K-Y Intimacy Experiment, along with some other awesome celebrity gossip sites and even a celebrity couple - The Bachelorette's Trista Rehn and Ryan Sutter. For the next ten days, myself, the other blogger...
Sarah Shahi - arguably one of the hottest women on the planet, maybe in the galaxy. [The Superficial]
Can you BELIEVE that THIS is Johnny Depp's girlfriend? [The Superficial]
Kanye West's new girlfriend is hotter than hot. [Celebslam]
Did Charlie Sheen make a sex tape this past weekend? [popbytes]
FUCK YES - The Muppets' Five Best Musical Scenes! [Pajiba]
Tim McGraw and Faith Hill - did alcohol lead to their marital issues? [Celebitchy]
More photos of Miley Cyrus's new ink. [Allie is Wired]
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With performers like Rihanna, Young Jeezy, Kid Rock, Jamey Johnson, an - WILDCARD! - Duran Duran, it was hard to concentrate on the fact that the Super Bowl is this weekend, if you know, you could overlook the whole Steelers-Packers theme they had going on there, and the constant football innuendos.
Rihanna looked hot, as always - I would suck the back sweat off of Kid Rock in a heartbeat, motherfuckers - Jason Derulo glistens like hell - and Duran Duran still totally have it.
So.
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And thank God for small favors, right?
I, someone who is NOT a fan of Dancing With the Stars, and even moreso NOT a fan of DANCING WITH THE STARS, am happy to say that Cheryl Burke, a dancer ON Dancing With the Stars is as hot as I'd briefly assessed her to be that one, lonely night that I had no other choice to watch Dancing With the Stars in a cold country home in the boonies of Pennsylvania with my mother-in-law. Who, incidentally, loves the show.
Burke was photographed frolicking in the waves of Punta Cana, Dominican Republic this past weekend (my single-most favorite beach vac...
"There’s a brand of red-velvet cake; her mouth is made of that. She smashes you in the mouth [in] those kissing scenes. If I was Ben Affleck, man, I'd be pissed off. ... I was in bed with her and she was reading me one of those bedtime stories. And she did a dirty version of it. She was like, 'Toad took Frog and mounted him from behind and amounted him smoothly with a rhythmic pace'."
Russell Brand, of all people, dishing on what it was like to make out and share a bed with Arthur co-...
This is the way to prepare for the Superbowl. Yup. [TMZ]
Is Halle Berry the crazy one, actually? [The Superficial]
Is the reason Angelina is so keen to hide her twins because they have Down Syndrome? [Amy Grindhouse]
Jennifer Lopez: too 'old' to wear a miniskirt? [Celebitchy]
Justin Timberlake's new girlfriend! [The Superficial]
Let's see how wide Lea Michele's mouth will open, huh? [TooFab]...
OK so today's a pretty slow news day, unless you want to talk about Lindsay Lohan's jewel-heisting ways or how dead Charlie Sheen is going to be by this time next year, all I've got is Audrina 'Your Mom is More Entertaining' Patridge and her big old boobs, which scored her a spokespersonship for Bongo.
All there is to it is boobs, boobs, boobs. And what better a thing to look at on a slow, cold-probably-regardless-of-where-you-are Thursday?
Oh, and Audrina herself - hot or not? And Bongo...
"I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people. I want to say, 'Thank-you' to my fellow cast members, the crew of Two and a Half Men, and everyone at CBS and Warner Bros … for their concern and support. Like Errol Flynn, who had to put down his sword on occasion, I just want to say, 'Thank-you,' and to my fans, your good wishes have touched me very much."
Sure beats the hell out of calling his fans 'a bunch of turds,' now, doesn't it?
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