Am the only one who is seriously creeped out by this couple? I mean, couldn't you just see them pulling a Randy and Evi Quaid in, you know, a few decades?
If it's any consolation, I have absolutely no doubts as to the validity and authenticity of Khloe and Lamar's marriage. They're a match made in cheeseball heaven and they will probably never split up.
The gods of cheap, unisex perfume just wouldn't allow it, and for that, thank your lucky stars, guys. />
Am the only one who is seriously creeped out by this couple? I mean, couldn't you just see them pulling a Randy and Evi Quaid in, you know, a few decades?
If it's any consolation, I have absolutely no doubts as to the validity and authenticity of Khloe and Lamar's marriage. They're a match made in cheeseball heaven and they will probably never split up.
The gods of cheap, unisex perfume just wouldn't allow it, and for that, thank your lucky stars, guys....
I feel like every couple of weeks I write that headline, and it's always for something different - DUIs, probation violations, kidnapping, probation violations, drug use and paraphernalia, assault, and now felony grand theft. And what's girlfriend doing as she bides her time, waiting to find out whether or not she's heading back to jail?
Doing it up at the spa, the day before she's slated to appear at yet another hearing.
This bad-ass bitch has one hell of a repertoire, guys.
Lindsay, who's ...
Today's activity was to review a list designed by the experts at K-Y to gauge our, ahem, boundaries with one another and I have to say - we FAILED. MISERABLY. But after reviewing the list, and checking things off (practically all of them), I feel more like a marital winner than ever -especially with regard to the personal anecdote I want to share with you guys.
Go along with me and ask yourself these questions:
1-Do you sleep with kids and/or pets in your bedroom?
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2-H...
Christina Aguilera is suffering from a mental breakdown, say insiders. AND I BELIEVE IT. [The Superficial]
John Travolta playing with balls - photographic evidence. [The Superficial]
Turns out Kanye West isn't the huge douche that everyone says he is. I DON'T BELIEVE IT. [Celebslam]
Is Lindsay Lohan being considered for Lois Lane just because they share the same initials? Fuck me. [popbytes]
Biblical movie from Darren Aronofsky? [Pajiba]
Bristol Palin claims that she's got some mem...
Remember Crystal Renn, the plus-sized model who was famous for not giving a fuck about what people thought of her and her beautiful, robust figure?
If not, here's a brief recap on who she is - Renn was a fashion model who formerly suffered from anorexia. After going through therapy and treatment, Renn went from a wicked unhealthy size 00 to a size 12, which is pretty average in your day-to-day people, but way plus-sized, according to the fashion world.
Since her days of being prized fo...
So here's Katy Perry for the March '11 issue of Elle magazine, looking like she walked off the set of another Austin Powers movie. AS AN EXTRA. All in all, girlfriend looks good in the shoot, has some sensible-ish things to say and still tries to maintain the position that she's the coquettish sex symbol of the world, so move the fuck over, Marilyn Monroe.
Honestly, I'm growing rather bored of Katy, you guys, and I hope you are too. Because frankly? Unless she's divorcing Russell Brand, ...
"The only reason I got married in 2003 was for my children. I had a therapist who said marriage is really a container for a family and that made sense to me. Bart and I have been together for years. We have Caleb, 13, and our daughter Liv, who is eight."
Julianne Moore, on the persuasion it took from her therapist to marry her children's father for her children's sake, which really brings up an interesting point - the very idea that some people are willing to sacrifice their romantic relat...
So yes. I'm not going to mince words on this one: the shiny newness of relationships ALL FADE after awhile. Halle Berry can tell you that, like, fifteen times over, and oh, so can Jennifer Aniston. Everything bright and promising does tend to dull after so many instances of waking up next to the same old, funk-breathed face day in and day out. Let's not kid ourselves.
However, in some relationships, that 'newness' fades into a comfortable companionship. My husband and I have been together a total of six years, married for four of them, and our 'newness' kind of went away six ...
Of course Lindsay's facing felony charges. [The Superficial]
Gabriel Aubry has some serious race issues. [The Superficial]
This is apparently what Katy Perry would look like topless. [Amy Grindhouse]
Porn star Shauna Sand does a music video. Rather, SINGS in one. [TMZ]
Christina Aguilera forgets the words to the Star Spangled Banner. [Celebitchy]
Are you ready for the return of Simon Cowell? [TooFab]...
Let it be said that I think Gisele Bundchen is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. I don't know - I just think she's classically gorgeous, and she apparently takes good care of herself. With that prelude, let me launch into what I think about her ideas: I think they're fucking stupid. And hey, I also think they suck.
If you remember Gisele's long-winded diatribe about the legal aspect of breastfeeding, you probably won't be surprised to know that girlfriend here is all-organ...
What do you imagine a perfume by Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom would smell like?
OK, never mind ... Don't answer that.
Either way, the perfume? It exists. And it's called 'Unbreakable.' Each time I hear the word 'unbreakable,' I think of the Bruce Willis-Samuel L. Jackson movie where Willis was all crazy strong and unbreakable, and Jackson was the wheelchair-bound comic book-lover foe that was, well, pretty breakable.
The promo photo, however, is not nearly as cool as Bruce Willis breaking into homes and saving people from a demise of torture ...
If you're the type of person who only watches the Super Bowl for its pricey, over-the-top commercials, then you probably caught this amazing commercial, featuring my dream man stumping for an equally-amazing beer to boot.
If you were a Steelers fan too busy chewing your nails 'cause of the BEAT DOWN that the Packers were handing out last night, then you might have missed this hot-assed gem of a commercial.
No joke, though, guys - as soon as I saw that very definitive silhouette slouched in the darkened entryway of the pub, I knew it was him. I KNEW. I spent the proceeding two minutes mouth agape, drooling, and in ecstasy, and before I knew it, it was over.
That, my friends? Is precisely how I envision (a lot) of sex with Adrien.
Oh Adrien Brody. You are so hot and delectable and I would just eat you off a fucking spoon. Is there anything you can't do?
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If you're the type of person who only watches the Super Bowl for its pricey, over-the-top commercials, then you probably caught this amazing commercial, featuring my dream man stumping for an equally-amazing beer to boot.
If you were a Steelers fan too busy chewing your nails 'cause of the BEAT DOWN that the Packers were handing out last night, then you might have missed this hot-assed gem of a commercial.
No joke, though, guys - as soon as I saw that very definitive silhouette slouched in...