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photo of angelina jolie nude naked pictures The real, and totally surprising, reason that Ashee Simpson decided to up and divorce Pete Wentz on the sly. [The Superficial] Just the thing to cap your Friday off - Tila Tequila has an explicit sex tape leak. [Amy Grindhouse] Charlie Sheen gives advice pertaining to chocolate milk and crack. ... What, no porn? [TMZ] The X-Men: First Class trailer is exclusively here! [The Blemish] Look what celebrity couple is shacking up and buying a house in Miami! [ICYDK] Jaime Pressly re...

It’s Here, If You Care – Lady Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’

I posted a comment on my Facebook earlier about this being the beginning of the end of days, and cheekily asked whether or not I was the only one on earth who didn't give a shit about the always-obnoxious Lady Gaga and her crap club music. Apparently there's a lot of Lady Gaga fans, 'cause I got a lot of shit for that. So naturally, if it stinks, I bring it here - do you guys give a crap about Lady Gaga and her head-scratching interpretations of music? Moreover, can you even tolerate listening to this song for more than thirty-five seconds?
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/> I posted a comment on my Facebook earlier about this being the beginning of the end of days, and cheekily asked whether or not I was the only one on earth who didn't give a shit about the always-obnoxious Lady Gaga and her crap club music. Apparently there's a lot of Lady Gaga fans, 'cause I got a lot of shit for that. So naturally, if it stinks, I bring it here - do you guys give a crap about Lady Gaga and her head-scratching interpretations of music? Moreover, can you even tole...

The 2011 Kids’ Choice Awards Nominees Are In!

photo of 2011 kids choice awards music pictures The nominations are in, and it speaks volumes for what the kids of today's generation are into. I remember Nickelodeon, way back before they jumped on the awards show bandwagon, and shows like Salute Your Shorts, You Can't Do That on Television, Double Dare, Are You Afraid of the Dark? were, you know, the height of child entertainment. Today, unfortunately, we have shows like Big Time Rush, which makes me want to slit my own wrists, and the Sprouse twins, which are ... never mind. They're st...

Quotables: Lindsay Lohan Would NEVER Steal, You Guys

photo of lindsay lohan pictures at beverly hills store "I would never steal, in case people are wondering. I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal ... [also] what i wear to court shouldnt be front page news. it's just absurd." Ah, some gems of wisdom direct from our girl Lindsay Lohan's Facebook. She is, at the very, very, minimalistic least, half-right and I totally believe that yes, what she wears to court should not be front-page news. However, that other stuff about her being raised not to lie, cheat, or steal or snort coke off of the cracks of the nastiest bitches in LA ? Not quite sure I'm all a...

The Intimacy Experiment Day Six: I Wanna Kiss You All Over

OK, so this song is going to be in my head now for the next three weeks, no doubt. I had the Imperial March (what what Star Wars fans) on loop in my ear the other day and sang it for hours while I cleaned my house. Anyway, today's exercise for the totally awesome K-Y Intimacy Experiment involves touching and connecting on a physically affectionate level as much as humanly possible. My husband had some classes earlier this morning, so cuddling it out in the wee hours of the morning was out of the question. Plus, I had a wicked weird dream that my family was being chased through decrepit old houses in New Orleans at gunpoint, and when we escaped into the alleyway, it flooded. Like, swimming-with-the-fishes big time flooded. The dream, nevertheless, sent me awake with a shot (ha see what I did there?) and instead of rolling over to get some early-morning comfort, I booked it to the bathroom, where I gripped the sides of the sink and examined my night terrorized, sweated up face in the mirror for exit wounds or telltale signs of swimming in the Mississippi. Anyway. When he got home, we made it a rule that if we entered a room that the other happened to be occupying at the time, we'd have to hug and kiss for at least ten seconds on entry and exit.  It did a bunch for our libidos, since we couldn't go much further than just hugging and kissing. Tonight, I've got some musical stuff going on, and the hubs is going to have a 'date night' with our daughter (this entails pillows, blankets, Goldfish, and chocolate milk on the living room floor while watching either Toy Story 3 or The Wizard of Oz for the forty-thousandth time this month) so I've totally given my her a free pass to suck up all of the physical affection I'm going to miss out on tonight. Bottom line? The extra efforts of connecting physically - outside of hot, rampant sex - totally made the day, and I can definitely say that when I get home later on this evening, I'm heading directly for a little more than just a squeeze and a peck on the cheek. You guys want to spice things up yourselves? Here are some sneak-peak suggestions straight from the experts at K-Y's 'Good in Bed': -Hugging (try a few 30-second hugs from Day Two of the program!) -Holding hands -Snuggling or cuddling while watching TV or a movie -Kissing (not just 'hello' and 'goodbye' but 'just because) -Playing footsie under the table at dinner -Lightly touching him or her on the arm while talking -Offering a quick foot or neck massage at the end of the day Check out K-Y's Facebook page, Couples Place, to see how the other bloggers - AND The Bachelorette's Trista and Ryan - are doing! Don't forget to enter in the comments for your chance to win a kit of your own! /> OK, so this song is going to be in my head now for the next three weeks, no doubt. I had the Imperial March (what what Star Wars fans) on loop in my ear the other day and sang it for hours while I cleaned my house. Anyway, today's exercise for the totally awesome K-Y Intimacy Experiment involves touching and connecting on a physically affectionate level as much as humanly possible. My husband had some classes earlier this morning, so cuddling it out in the wee hours of the morning was ou...

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photo of kim kardashian in a bathing suit bikini swimming pictures Kim Kardashian claims she put on weight because of 'street meat.' Draw your own conclusions. [The Superficial] Why Lindsay Lohan won't go to jail again. [The Superficial] Katy Perry continues Boob-Gate. [Celebslam] Will Heidi Montag be on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? [popbytes] Why are people still going to see Tyler Perry's movies? Answer: Free blowjobs. [Pajiba] Is Lady Gaga's photo shoot with Testino pathetic or hot? [Cele|Bitchy] Miley Cyrus is, indeed, swappin...

Miley Cyrus Shows Just a Little Bit of Boob in Marie Claire

photo of miley cyrus for marie claire magazine march 2011 pictures Oh be still my beating heart. Miley Cyrus, strutting whatever it is that she calls 'stuff' for the March '11 issue of Marie Claire. But really, don't get me wrong, I'm not a hater - I can see how this chick's got a lot of fans. She's been a staple on the tween scene for, what, like forty years now? However, I can also guarantee that a lot of her little kid fans will want nothing to do with her in a few years when they grow up and when she's still trying to be a fledgling A-list actress, 'cau...

Love It or Leave It: Taylor Momsen’s Interpretation of Outerwear

photo of taylor momsen in lingerie pictures at justin bieber movie premiere So this? Is what Taylor Momsen wore to the premiere of Justin Bieber's Never Say Never movie that was held the other night. I don't exactly know what type of fashion statement girlfriend was trying to make, 'cause I was too busy staring at her pale, flaccid Marilyn Manson-like ass, but hey. I guess everyone's got to get their attention somehow or another, right? It's just a shame that a girl with such potential (you guys remember that fucking stellar performance as Cindy Lou Who in the bi...

Lindsay Lohan Freed on Bail With a Warning

photo of lindsay lohan heading to court for felony grand theft pictures Yesterday, as you all know, Lindsay Lohan was arraigned in court on a felony charge of grand theft, and predictably, she was released on bail of 20k. Linds plead 'not guilty,' but despite her assertions that she was totally innocent, the judge still warned her not to 'push her luck.' Lindsay, who was charged with the felony, still claims that she didn't steal the $2500 necklace from the Venice jeweler, but that the store 'lent' it to her. The store, however, is sticking fast to their ori...

The Intimacy Experiment Day Five: Let the Games Begin

Today's portion of the experiment involves thinking outside of the box (ha ... HA) and focusing on having fun together, outside of just sex. Reports in the study show that boredom outside the relationship can directly affect just how 'boring' it can get inside the bedroom, and today's agenda prompted us to get busy outside the house, doing things that we've never done before. After thinking long and hard about something we've never done - together or otherwise -  we chose one of the most ra...

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photo of jennifer aniston pictures Olivia Wilde looking for love in all the sexual places. [The Superficial] Charlie Sheen tells his porn star girlfriends to lose his number. [The Superficial] Jennifer Aniston says she's having kids! [Celebitchy] Sofia Vergara without makeup - love it or hate it? [TooFab] And speaking of Taylor Momsen, THIS is what she wore to Justin Bieber's movie premiere last night. [TMZ] Alanis Morissette's baby boy is THE CUTEST THING EVER. [Amy Grindhouse]...

[PHOTOS] Why Oh Why Are They Allowing Justin Bieber to Make Movies Now?

photo of justin bieber at never say never premiere Get a good look, guys. The faces in these photos are the new faces of Hollywood. Or at least, will be, if there isn't some kind of huge, staged intervention that involves a lot of napalm, vodka, and sanitary pads. In the gallery you'll find photos of Justin Bieber (as that whole Never Say Never thing, it's his movie), Miley Cyrus, Noah Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Chris Brown, and the Smith kids, among a bunch of others, and gone will be the days of shock-rockers like Courtney Love (oh wait, I forgot about Taylor Momsen) and the genuinely talented actors like Robert DeNiro and Johnny Depp....