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Hey Look, More Details About Ashlee Simpson’s Sketchy Dissolution of Marriage

photo of ashlee simpson and pete wentz pictures You know, I had a talk with a good friend a few months back and somehow we got on the topic of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's marriage. This is when I had my Great Divorce Epiphany about these two, and months later, it became a reality. However, in our conversations, we speculated as to why the bottom would be falling out, and I claimed that it was because of Pete's crazy, manic behaviors that were rather immature for someone of his age and circumstance - yet my friend claimed that it was because of Ashlee's penchant for alcoholic beve...

Get Ready to Enter! Today Begins the @Bravo TV Sweepstakes!

photo of realhousewives get personal pictures So you guys asked and we're providing - you can now enter for a chance to win a copy of the latest Real Housewives literature, Real Housewives Get Personal. The drawing will end on Friday, February 25th at 11:59 PM ET, so be sure to get your entries in before then if you’re interested in winning! The official rules can be read here, and you can enter here. Only one entry per person, please! Also, don't forget to check out Bravo's latest interactive tools to chat at - and with - you...

In Other News …

photo of nahla gabriel aubry pictures Here lies the only person in the world who doesn't want to benefit from Oprah Publicity. [The Superficial] Paris Hilton's banana-like birthday present. [Celebslam] Loving you is the right kind of wrong, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. [Pajiba] Amanda Seyfried is all freaked out over her boyfriend hitting on Rihanna. [Allie is Wired] All of the information you ever wanted on celebrity penis, right here, guys. [Betty Confidential] Gabriel Aubry really thinks that Halle's going to just walk away from her child. [TMZ] So ... which of the Kardas...

Joh Hamm and Megan Fox: Hooking Up?!

photo of megan fox and jon hamm friends with kids pictures No, they're not, but wouldn't that be something else for sure? Brian Austin Green was way hot back in the day, and even though he's still pretty solid for a dude that hasn't been in a serious movie or series in, what, a decade, Megan Fox would be so hot with Jon Hamm. I could see Megan pulling off a role in Mad Men (if, you know, she could act her way out of a sandwich bag) since she's got that way-hot old-Hollywood look to her.  So ... pairing her with Jon Hamm for a movie (which is, incident...

I Guess Jessica Alba is Pregnant Again

photo of jessica alba pregnant blue dress pictures Are there any of you out there who are, like, rejoicing at this moment? Saying, 'Oh, man, Jessica Alba is MY FAVORITE ACTRESS EVER, and I'm SO GLAD that she and her AMAZING husband are having ANOTHER equally-amazing child!' I mean, yeah, it's nice that Jess A. and her husband who's yet to be revealed as a cheater (I suppose it's only a matter of time - he does have a loose affiliation with basketball on a certain level) are going to expand their family. That kind of news is always pretty nice, isn't it? ... I mean, except...

It’s Still Kind of Weird to See Britney Pretending That She’s Not a Pod Person

Britney Spears - MTV Shows So here's a teaser of Britney Spears' newest video for single 'Hold It Against Me.' The whole teaser thing I can get behind, because I'm one of those crazy fucking fools that gives away all of my Christmas gifts to others in the weeks leading up to the holiday, because I can't stand to wait. Chances are, if I ever buy a gift for you? You're probably going to get it early and then NOT having anything to open on the big day.  Sorry in advance. This is kind of like what Britney and her camp is doing. The leaked tit...

Quotables: Liam Neeson Opens Up About Wife’s Death

photo of natasha richardson and liam neeson pictures "I think I survived by running away some. Running away to work. That's the weird thing about grief. You can't prepare for it. You think you're gonna cry and get it over with. You make those plans, but they never work. ... It hits you in the middle of the night – well, it hits me in the middle of the night. I'm out walking. I'm feeling quite content. And it's like suddenly, boom. It's like you've just done that in your chest." Liam Neeson, who finally breaks his silence about his wife Nata...

Paris Hilton is Thirty Now, So That Must Mean Her Vagina is Carbon-Dated to Gosh, Who Knows When

photo of paris hilton's thirtieth birthday party pictures Happy birthday Paris Hilton! You made it thirty years on this planet without your gitch getting a yellow 'condemned' paper slapped on it, managed to sleep with almost all of the F-list celebrity promoters/hangers-on in a forty-mile radius, and best of all? Managed to avoid any real, lasting friendships with, hell, anyone.  Kudos, girl! Also, to any of the readers or fans (and OK, me) who thought that Paris might be pregnant (but who are we kidding - anything that radioactive has just GOT to...

OK, So is Frankie Muniz a Total Freak or What?

photo of frankie muniz and girlfriend pictures I heard this head-scratching story yesterday, and I failed to believe that there wasn't more to it - in case you guys hadn't heard yet, Malcolm in the Middle's child star, Frankie Muniz, reportedly got into some big-assed fight with his too-hot-for-Frankie Muniz girlfriend the other night, and it ended up with a gun held to girlfriend's head, a gun held to Frankie's head, a trip to the police station, a reconciliation, another physical encounter, and then another public reconciliation - all this, ...

So We’re Giving More Stuff Away

photo of real housewives get personal book pictures For all of you Real Housewives fans, have I got a giveaway for you! Starting this Friday, February 18th, at 12:01 AM EST, you can enter for a chance to win the @BravoTV Swag Giveaway Sweepstakes, no purchase necessary. The grand prize for five lucky readers is a copy of Real Housewives Get Personal, the latest book about your favorite Real Housewives. Rules state that the winners have to be US residents (sorry international friends!), eighteen years of age or older (there's some pretty s...

News You Can Use

photo of daniel craig blue eyes pictures WOW Brooklyn Decker ... just WOW. [The Superficial] Have you guys met Irina Shayk's boobs yet? [The Superficial] Rihanna may have a new slambone to play with in the coming weeks. [Cele|Bitchy] Katy Perry dressed as an alien, standing next to Diddy. This was not a dream, this was not a dream .. [Amy Grindhouse] How sweet, Paris Hilton lived to be thirty! [TooFab] Hot new couple alert: Anne Hathaway and ... WHAT?! [ICYDK] Even Pepsi cans have eating disorders these days, and the curviest actress of the lot is endorsing 'em. ...

In Other News …

photo of john mayer in a really gross bathing suit pictures Taylor Momsen picks up something British ... you'll never guess what. [The Superficial] Emma Watson has a really difficult time getting out of that car with that short dress these days. [The Superficial] What do you guys think of Hayden Panettiere's heinous new haircut? [Celebslam] Kate Moss heads, wasted, into a sex shop - pandemonium ensues. [popbytes] More of the latest Twilight images, Twilophiles. [Pajiba] Even though he's Voldemore, Ralph Fiennes is SO FINE. [Cele|Bitc...
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