Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Caption This: Lea Michele Shops or Something

Hey look, it's Lea Michele looking all smug-like while shopping somewhere in LA! I know a lot of you guys have some pretty strong opinions on Lea Michele and her multitude of stretchy, rubbery faces, so leave it in the comments. A picture says a thousand words, and I have no doubts that if Lea Michele's photo could talk, it WOULD NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP. [gallery columns="4"]...

Another Britney Single Leaks and It’s Called ‘How I Roll’

photo of britney spears at the toy story 3 premiere pictures buzz woody HOW I ROLL TEASER by drluke Oh man, really? 'How I Roll'? First, it really bugs me when someone - fuck, anyone - uses the phrase 'how I roll' in anything but a sarcastic, making-fun-of-the-people-who-use-it-seriously manner, and now we have to endure it being applied to Britney's - the Queen of Everything Lately Awkward - new single? I can hardly take the irony. At any rate, it's not a bad sound. I quite like the odd hiccups in the beginning and I think it's way better than 'Hold It Against...

Love It or Leave It: The Amazing, Shrinking Kelly Osbourne for Material Girl

picture of kelly osbourne for macy's material girl photos So ever since Taylor Momsen was kicked to the curb by Madonna for being too risque, and therefore, too much of a risk, Kelly Osbourne has been chosen to run as the face of Madonna's Macy's clothing line, Material Girl. So now, instead of chasing after Taylor and her people with a scrub brush and some sanitizer, Madonna's people are going to be chasing Kelly around with a measuring tape and Wheat Thins. I guess it's the lesser of two evils, right? Really though, joking aside, Kelly looks...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

pictures of hot nicki minaj ass photos There are apparently still some underaged chicks that Wilmer Valderamma hasn't yet corrupted. [The Superficial] Kim Kardashian is being considered for a 'major movie role' that doesn't involve night vision or penises. [ICYDK] Oh check it out, another inappropriate Glee photo ushering in the end of days. [Pajiba] Here's videographical evidence that The Sitch bumps coke among other things. [Allie is Wired] Liza Minelli is a big fan of Lady Gaga - go figure. [Betty Confidential] What Deadliest Ca...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

hot pictures of rihanna nude naked photos Michelle Pfeiffer isn't aging very well. [TooFab] Amber Portwood pregnant AGAIN? [The Superficial] A very pregnant Kim Zolciak should have totally left her clothes on. [Amy Grindhouse] YES, MORE jail for Lindsay Lohan, YES. [ICYDK] Rihanna is sleeping with ... who? [The Blemish]...

Hot or Not: Kate Moss’s Girl-On-Girl-Themed Pics

picture of kate moss kissing girl photos love magazine Ah, Kate Moss. She who sort of helped usher in the uber-skinny movement to the nineties. These days, though, Kate's known most for her hard-partying ways, her on-again and off-again relationship with Jamie Hince, her awesome clothing line at Top Shop, and the fact that she probably smells like cigarette smoke, unwashed hair, money, Pete Doherty's half-rotted teeth, and stale marijuana. She's also been photographed recently for Love magazine's Androgyny Issue, while sucking face (or at least may...

Bar Refaeli for Elle

picture of bar refaeli for russia elle photos Dammit. I totally forgot about girlfriend when I was making my list of Hottest Women EVER yesterday, because she'd definitely be on there. However, in spite of the fact that she's amazingly gorgeous, I have to admit - there's really nothing all that special about this Elle photo shoot. She's beautiful, but in these pics, she's kind of non-descript. (I'm waiting for the roof to fall in as we speak for referring to BAR REFAELI as NON-DESCRIPT. Give me a minute to reconfigure.) Regardless...

Quotables: Billy Ray Cyrus Wants to Focus on the Family

picture of miley cyrus and father billy ray cyrus pictures "It is very important to me to work on mending my family right now. My family is the most important thing I have, and we are working together to make sure our future is stronger and healthier." Billy Ray Cyrus, speaking out in defense of his recent comments about how Hannah Montana ruined his family, and how much he regrets placing his kids - and marriage - in the spotlight of celebrity scrutiny. Call me naive, but I believe this guy, you know. I think he's being pretty genuine. I m...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

picture of hot lady gaga photos Lady Gaga spits in the eye of the Catholic church. Again. [The Superficial] This celebrity non-couple could very well be the hottest fuck buddies in life. [Lainey Gossip] Jon and Kate Gosselin RECONCILING!? [Cele|Bitchy] Will Lindsay Lohan go to jail today? [TMZ] What Housewife is trying to gain a spot on the A-list? [Celebrity VIP Lounge] THIS is why Justin Bieber had all of his hair hacked off. I get it now. [Right Celebrity TV]...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

picture of britney spears and jason trawick on vacation in bathing suits photos Well done, Justin Bieber. This isn't a total waste of unearned cash or anything. [Celebrity VIP Lounge] The FIRST exclusive photos of the Twilight cast returning to Vancouver for filming! [Lainey Gossip] Here's two more Britney Spears songs if you're into that sort of thing these days. [TooFab] You'll never believe who Rihanna has been sexting! [The Blemish] Will you read Jesse James' new memoir? [Right Celebrity] Britney Spears comes into a lot of cash. [The Superficial]...

Love It or Leave It: Jennifer Aniston’s Cropped, Blonde Hair

picture of jennifer aniston at movie premiere photos OK, I'm not going to mince any words here - I am NOT a fan of Jennifer Aniston. I don't like her acting, I don't like incessantly hearing every single detail about the things that have gone on in her personal life, and I don't like her movies, either. She ruins everything for me. She even ruined Friends for me, guys - this is how deep, and how far back, this distaste for Jennifer Aniston runs. Anyway, Aniston starred in that recent rom-com, whatever it was with Adam Sandler - they're all r...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

photo of miley cyrus hot cleavage pictures green bra stomach Which Glee star was dumped because they wouldn't put out? [The Superficial] Miley's asserting herself quite a bit these days. [Cele|Bitchy] Eric Benet throws Halle Berry under the bus, calls her ... oh no he didn't. [TMZ] Nicole Richie does Harper's Bazaar, looks nothing like Nicole Richie. [Amy Grindhouse] FUCK YES - I will SO watch this but ONLY because I'm an AVID 24 fan. [ICYDK]...