I promised myself that this would not turn into a post about my obsession with Adrien Brody, and after only rewriting it FOUR TIMES, guys, I'm pleased to say that this post is not about Adrien Brody at all - it's about the discomfort some celebrities feel when being confronted by other celebrities in public where there's cameras at every angle and inch to catch their reactions. Just look at Sandra Bullock being approached by Mick Jagger - you know boyfriend wants a piece of it, but Sandra's...
Ah, the Oscars. A pretty valid reason to sit on the sofa, stuff your face with bad food and good booze, and feel sorry for yourself for sucking so hard at life that you didn't end up to be the actress or comedian that you wanted to be, all the while thanking your lucky stars that you don't have to sit through uncomfortable, staged awards shows for hours at a clip, pretending to like those seated at your table when all you really want to do is reach over and really fuck up some expensive hair e...
Justin Timberlake: totally banging Mila Kunis. [The Superficial]
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber: ALL OVER one another at post-Oscar party. [Socialite Life]
Snooki slams Regis. [The Frisky]
Want to see Lady Gaga in a close, intimate setting? [popbytes]
Is Justin Bieber going to star in G.I. Joe II? [Pajiba]
Charlie Sheen passed a drug test or something. [Cele|Bitchy]
Some EPIC Britney news! [Amy Grindhouse]
There is NO WAY this woman is 46. [CityRag]
Exclusive insid...
evilbeetdouche on Aubrey O'Day Debuts a New Figure at Fashion Week:
"Her ass looks like a black plastic garbage back stuffed with bullfrogs and matzo balls."
Midwest Chick on Caption This: Justin Bieber Snows Rihanna His Cool New App or Whatever:
"I was gonna say something similar, too. I was thinking he was saying 'look how big my d*ck looks since I don’t have any pubes yet!'"
AC on Bar Refaeli for Elle:
"I think what’s disturbing you is the dead eyes and mouth breathing in EVE...
Bam Margera hooking up with an underage chick? [The Superficial]
Charlie Sheen does not hate Jews. [TMZ]
Taylor Swift is dating WHO!? [Lainey Gossip]
So there are some naked photos of Eva Mendes floating around. Totally crazy, right? [The Blemish]
Nelly and Kelly Rowland get it on in Mexico. [Caught on Set]...
Maybe if it were, like, eight years or so ago and she had a paper bag over her head, then yeah. But today? And especially after ALLEGEDLY hooking up with Sam Ronson, who infamously crack-snacked on Lindsay Lohan's diseased bits which rubbed up against an ex of Paris Hilton's ... no fucking way, man. You couldn't PAY me to go near that grimy shit.
Still, though, her boyfriend Matthew Rutler (who may or may not be paid at this point; the jury's still out on that one) is open to getting it on with her, and at a p...
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As most of you are probably aware by now, Two and a Half Men has been cancelled, and network execs for the show cite Charlie Sheen's behavior and recent commentary for the halt in production. CBS had, oh, this to say in announcing the show's demise:
“Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of “Two and a Half Men” for the remainder of the season."
Charlie's response?
“News flash... I am special and I will never be one of you ... I have a disease? Bulls...
Aannnd ... Two and a Half Men is cancelled, just like that. [The Superficial]
Katie Holmes starting to get some rosiness back into her cheeks, probably just needs to take a shit. [Cele|Bitchy]
Chris Brown responds to new Rihanna abuse photos, thinks people are out to ruin his album. [Amy Grindhouse]
Milla Jovovich takes off the hundred-plus-pounds that she claimed to put on during pregnancy - or did she? [ICYDK]
What's with James Franco and all the flying cats? [Celebrity VIP Lo...
HEY LOOK - a photo where Britney Spears' weave DOESN'T LOOK LIKE TOTAL CHICKEN-FRIED ASS. [The Superficial]
Justin Bieber doesn't give a crap whether or not you like his hair. [popbytes]
Lindsay Lohan was actually caught on TAPE stealing that necklace that she didn't steal. [Cele|Bitchy]
Too soon after lunch? Amber Portwood TOTALLY NAKED. [Amy Grindhouse]
Glee on copious amounts of alcohol? Might be watchable. [Lainey Gossip]
After seeing the new abuse photos of Rihanna, I'm...