What do Kanye West and Liv Tyler have in common? [The Superficial]
What star said 'I talk like I know what I'm saying, but I don't'? [Cele|Bitchy]
The most horrifying thing I've seen all year: Gary Busey pole dancing. [TMZ]
Badass Daniel Craig crossdresses for gender eqality. [Amy Grindhouse]
Gisele and her girlfriend party in next to nothing for Carnival. [ICYDK]
Jennifer Aniston can't even get a fucking sex tape right. [Socialite Life]
Lily Allen opens up about her misca...
Well. OK. The song itself, predictably, makes me want to cut my ears off and bury them in the sand next to girlfriend's guitar, in hopes that her raucous unearthing of said guitar doesn't disturb my poor, severed ears so that they may rot in peace and solitude for all eternity. I also want to die quite a bit every time I hear little Willow say 'I like to rock the beat,' because THEN all I can think of that stupid-assed lilty-voiced yodel that Ke$ha does in ALL OF HER FUCKING SONGS.
On the positive side, I do know that I'd totally love the video and song both if I was eight again, and then I feel bad for bashing it to begin with. 'The little girl's ten years old, Sarah, ffs.' I KNOW, alright?
And lastly? I don't get the old lady in the beginning. Can someone with a deeper intellect than I apparently possess explain it to me? />
Well. OK. The song itself, predictably, makes me want to cut my ears off and bury them in the sand next to girlfriend's guitar, in hopes that her raucous unearthing of said guitar doesn't disturb my poor, severed ears so that they may rot in peace and solitude for all eternity. I also want to die quite a bit every time I hear little Willow say 'I like to rock the beat,' because THEN all I can think of that stupid-assed lilty-voiced yodel that Ke$ha does in ALL OF HER FUCKING SONGS.
On t...
While my friends and I were busy trying to figure out whether Ke$ha would smell like half-rotted fish, stale bottom-shelf menthol cigarettes, and unwashed scalp, Ke$ha went and did this photo shoot for Maxim, cheesily titled 'She Will Rock You,' and blew our general suppositions all to hell. We scrambled like frightened birds, totally thrown by the potential for a 'hot' Ke$ha and had to regroup a day later to reconvene our think tank.
Now I think she probably smells like the inside of an unused condom (awright, you caug...
The Lindsay Lohan necklace tour finally draws to a close. [The Superficial]
The Royal dress has probably been chosen. [Lainey Gossip]
So, how into Celebrity Apprentice 2011 are you? [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Paris Hilton is a 'winner' just like Charlie Sheen. [Earsucker]
Mark Zuckerberg adopts the cutest dog of all time. [TMZ]
Nicole Richie hasn't looked this awful since her sitcom days with Paris Hilton. [ICYDK]
David Arquette was injured, not killed, in a car accident, and was probably drunk. [The Blemish]
What Disney star needs 'professional' help, according to a real live doctor? (This is not a trick question.) [Betty...
"You know, Kathy Griffin can do anything to me or say anything about me, because you know, she’s kind of this – she’s a 50-year-old adult bully is really what she is. ... She’s kind of a has-been comedian and she can do those things to me. I would just ask for respect of my children. As she had stated on CNN that her New Year’s resolution was to destroy my 16-year-old daughter, that takes it a little too far. Kathy, pick on me, come up to Alaska and pick on me, but leave my kids alone...
So Demi Lovato, who was famously shipped to rehab after assaulting a female member of her tour crew, has finally come forward and made a videotaped announcement of her own regarding the stuff that went down behind closed doors and how thankful she is for the support of her fans, who were a big help in getting her through this entire ordeal.
I'm totally Team Demi, and I hope that she gets well, because life probably sucks shit through a straw when you're a bit on the sad-face side, and *I also totally hope that the line about 'if it weren't for my fans ... ' thing isn't true, because if all I had was a bunch of nameless, faceless admirers sending me good vibes and well wishes and professing their love for me, and not real life family and friends helping me out, well fuck. I'd probably want to kill myself, too.
Thanks for the heads-up, girl! Good to see you back in the black!
*Before some of you with that particular part of the brain missing that determines sarcasm from the genuine stuff come forward and have a coronary on my doorstep, I'm totally being facetious. />
So Demi Lovato, who was famously shipped to rehab after assaulting a female member of her tour crew, has finally come forward and made a videotaped announcement of her own regarding the stuff that went down behind closed doors and how thankful she is for the support of her fans, who were a big help in getting her through this entire ordeal.
I'm totally Team Demi, and I hope that she gets well, because life probably sucks shit through a straw when you're a bit on the sad-face side, and *I also totally hope that the line about 'if it weren't for my fans ... ' thing isn't true, because if all I had was a bunch of nameless, faceless admirers sending me good vibes and well wishes and professing...
I know you guys were all dying to know what it looked like, especially after his recent 'abuse' photo was released. Y'all were probably thinking, 'Heck yes, the only thing hotter than this douchebag's lips has got to be his wayward penis,' so guys? Here it is. A picture of his penis, which was said to be taken for a girlfriend's pleasure, and was also said to be leaked by Chris himself, though his rep vehemently denies it.
I mean, I'd deny it too, a penis that skinny. Laws yes.
Jump i...
Oh look who Amy Winehouse is hooking up with these days. [The Superficial]
Would you watch a male-centric Sex and the City? [The Frisky]
Has anyone else noticed that Holly Madison's gradually getting rid of her Hef-branding? [popbytes]
Here are some of Hollywood's sexiest 'hot librarians.' [Pajiba]
Mike Huckabee backtracks on calling Natalie Portman a trashy, unwed ho. [Cele|Bitchy]
Look who's going to be a new dad! [Amy Grindhouse]
Pretty close to Eva Mendes nudes if you ask me. [CityRa...
Why is Jessica Simpson hitting the bottle so hard lately? [The Superficial]
Charlie Sheen isn't allowed to see his OTHER kids, now, either. [TMZ]
Here's the skinny on your American Idol top thirteen (thirteen?). [Socialite Life]
It's herpes, isn't it Selena? [The Blemish]
PLEASE do not tell me that this is going to be the new face of men's hairstyle vogue. [Lainey Gossip]
Puff Daddy arrested? [Caught on Set]
Courtney Love is getting her Twitter comeuppance in the worst way ...