Well crap. I knew that it was only a matter of time before Kristen Stewart did something yucky-looking and totally greaseballesque that there'd be no way in hell I'd be able to support no matter how many backhanded compliments I'd saved up in the little artillery pile in my brain where basic math skills are supposed to exist, but here it is, and I wasn't even expecting it.
This is what Kristen wore to the Variety Awards Studio in L.A., and the shoes, I get. They're OK. I know that she often go...
Is this guy a class act or what? I mean, he's just so totally method, and what better way to tell the world that you're method than showing them the actual effects of being so totally method? Shia LaBeouf move over, we have another actor ready and willing to take your place---and this one's actually a relatively talented thespian!
This photo is from a recent shoot with Terry Richardson, where Jared displayed the shrunken form that he worked so hard on for the role opposite Matthew McConaughey (the ve...
You know who's always up for a good horror movie? This girl, right here. Me. But I'm going to tell you right now, this is just not a good horror movie. No, to the contrary---this looks like a really, really bad horror movie, because honestly, it's not a horror movie at all. See, horror movies are full of ghosts and ghouls and maybe the occasional demon, and this? Well. There's not a ghost, ghoul, or demon anywhere in sight. Sorry to disappoint you, guys, but it is what it is. Here's the official from IMDB:
Three childhood friends set aside their personal issues and reunite for a girls' weekend on a remote island off the coast of Maine. One wrong move turns their weekend getaway into a deadly fight for survival.
If you watched the trailer, the "wrong move" in question was one of the chicks, a married lady, almost hooking up with one of the guys on the island, and when she decks him one because she decides that it's not happening after all, all three men go vigilante on the girls' asses and hunt them all over the island. Horror movie? Well. I don't know about all that, but hey. It's ... interesting, I guess. And it's got Kate Bosworth. That's got to be worth something, right? Wasn't she a movie star once upon a time, taking leads in movies like 'Remember the Titans' and dating Orlando Bloom? />
You know who's always up for a good horror movie? This girl, right here. Me. But I'm going to tell you right now, this is just not a good horror movie. No, to the contrary---this looks like a really, really bad horror movie, because honestly, it's not a horror movie at all. See, horror movies are full of ghosts and ghouls and maybe the occasional demon, and this? Well. There's not a ghost, ghoul, or demon anywhere in sight. Sorry to disappoint you, guys, but it is what it is. Here's the offic...
Bunch of weirdos.
Word on the street (no, like, literally---the street, as in the street that Bobbi Kristina wrecked yet another car on, also, like last time, a Camaro) is that Bobbi Kristina and Nick Gordon, her boyfriend-brother-betrothed are no longer together. And Bobbi Kristina wrecked a car. Here's the photo of the totaled Camaro:
If you're sitting there and thinking to yourself, "Hey, this photo looks a lot like another photo I've seen somewhere before," you're right. Because this totaled car looks a lot like the one that w...
It's been a family type of year, a down-home type of year. Mama's worked more. And quite frankly I've really enjoyed it.
---Brad Pitt on his family and, I'm assuming, Angelina Jolie in the role of "Mammy." And this quote was also from that other interview that Brad Pitt did recently---the one where he talked about the time being all nigh and what not about his up-and-coming marriage to Jolie.
Was Brad always this odd or did it come after years of Angelina Jolie feasting on his blood and ...
What could be worse, though, than taking your newborn baby to a Halloween party at the Playboy mansion where there's sure to be drinking and drugs and loud music and cigarettes and worst of all, Legionnaire's Disease floating around? Well, it would be taking your newborn into a vehicle and allowing it to ride in it without a proper car seat. Or, you know, a car seat, period. But hey---that's just what Kelsey Grammer and his twit wife Kayte Whatever did the other day leaving LAX. From TMZ:
K...
Or as GQ, compiler of said list, put it, the "least significant" folks of the year, and I like that a whole lot better than "least influential," because the term "influential" in there actually makes it seem like the people in question have some influence (which I like to believe they don't). Here's the five best, as far as my take on the list goes, in no particular order:
1. Amanda Bynes. From GQ:
I didn't think it was possible for God to invent a worse driver than Lindsay Lohan, but here y...
The Princess is green with envy. [Lainey Gossip]
Olivier Martinez wants you to know that he's just fine, thank you very much. [Splash]
... And he's wearing a handbrace, too, so feel bad for him. [Starpulse]
Gabriel Aubry will not be getting into trouble. [TMZ]
Angus T. Jones issues a half-hearted apology. [The Blemish]
Blake Lively, even more gorgeous. [theBERRY]
Is this the new 'Star Wars' director? [Huff Po]
Demi Moore's got a new half-her-age boyfriend. [Hollywood PQ]
...
Oh that hair. No. Girl.
To recap, this is what her hair looked like the last time we spoke of her on Evil Beet---which was two-and-a-half years ago:
Granted, her outfit this time around is much, much better, but the new hair? I'm definitely not feeling it. It looks like a home-job (not that there's anything wrong with home-jobs; I do my own hair, too---cut, color, and all), but like how some home-jobs go, it looks ... well, botched. It looks like something I did to my hair a decade ago by ...
From Us:
Christmas is still nearly four weeks away, but Jessica Simpson got her biggest -- and totally unexpected! -- present early: Another baby on the way! Seven months after giving birth to daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson, the star is once again expecting, the new issue of Us Weekly exclusively confirms.
"It definitely wasn't planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again," a source reveals to Us. The surprise baby-to-be is the second for the singer and Fashion Star mentor, 32, and fiance...
From TMZ:
According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, Kelly -- who played Eric Foreman's sister on the sitcom -- and a male (identified as her husband) were each arrested last night following a violent incident at their home in which they allegedly assaulted each other.
Cops say there were no visible injuries -- and no drugs or alcohol were involved.
Both Kelly and the 61-year-old man are still in custody.
Are we sure that the 61-year-old man is her husband, and not her fa...
I am getting more pressure from my kids, and it is something I want to do within their lifetime, but I also feel like the time has come… The time is nigh. It’s soon. I got a good feeling about it.
---Brad Pitt on finally anteing up and marrying his babies' mama, Angelina Jolie. But the part about marrying within his childrens' lifetime honestly kind of confuses me. I mean, even if he married Angelina Jolie on his f-cking deathbed, God willing, wouldn't that be in his childrens' lifetime? Tha...
Well crap. I knew that it was only a matter of time before Kristen Stewart did something yucky-looking and totally greaseballesque that there'd be no way in hell I'd be able to support no matter how many backhanded compliments I'd saved up in the little artillery pile in my brain where basic math skills are supposed to exist, but here it is, and I wasn't even expecting it.
This is what Kristen wore to the Variety Awards Studio in L.A., and the shoes, I get. They're OK. I know that she often go...
Is this guy a class act or what? I mean, he's just so totally method, and what better way to tell the world that you're method than showing them the actual effects of being so totally method? Shia LaBeouf move over, we have another actor ready and willing to take your place---and this one's actually a relatively talented thespian!
This photo is from a recent shoot with Terry Richardson, where Jared displayed the shrunken form that he worked so hard on for the role opposite Matthew McConaughey (the ve...
Bunch of weirdos.
Word on the street (no, like, literally---the street, as in the street that Bobbi Kristina wrecked yet another car on, also, like last time, a Camaro) is that Bobbi Kristina and Nick Gordon, her boyfriend-brother-betrothed are no longer together. And Bobbi Kristina wrecked a car. Here's the photo of the totaled Camaro:
If you're sitting there and thinking to yourself, "Hey, this photo looks a lot like another photo I've seen somewhere before," you're right. Because this totaled car looks a lot like the one that w...
It's been a family type of year, a down-home type of year. Mama's worked more. And quite frankly I've really enjoyed it.
---Brad Pitt on his family and, I'm assuming, Angelina Jolie in the role of "Mammy." And this quote was also from that other interview that Brad Pitt did recently---the one where he talked about the time being all nigh and what not about his up-and-coming marriage to Jolie.
Was Brad always this odd or did it come after years of Angelina Jolie feasting on his blood and ...
What could be worse, though, than taking your newborn baby to a Halloween party at the Playboy mansion where there's sure to be drinking and drugs and loud music and cigarettes and worst of all, Legionnaire's Disease floating around? Well, it would be taking your newborn into a vehicle and allowing it to ride in it without a proper car seat. Or, you know, a car seat, period. But hey---that's just what Kelsey Grammer and his twit wife Kayte Whatever did the other day leaving LAX. From TMZ:
K...
Or as GQ, compiler of said list, put it, the "least significant" folks of the year, and I like that a whole lot better than "least influential," because the term "influential" in there actually makes it seem like the people in question have some influence (which I like to believe they don't). Here's the five best, as far as my take on the list goes, in no particular order:
1. Amanda Bynes. From GQ:
I didn't think it was possible for God to invent a worse driver than Lindsay Lohan, but here y...
The Princess is green with envy. [Lainey Gossip]
Olivier Martinez wants you to know that he's just fine, thank you very much. [Splash]
... And he's wearing a handbrace, too, so feel bad for him. [Starpulse]
Gabriel Aubry will not be getting into trouble. [TMZ]
Angus T. Jones issues a half-hearted apology. [The Blemish]
Blake Lively, even more gorgeous. [theBERRY]
Is this the new 'Star Wars' director? [Huff Po]
Demi Moore's got a new half-her-age boyfriend. [Hollywood PQ]
...
Oh that hair. No. Girl.
To recap, this is what her hair looked like the last time we spoke of her on Evil Beet---which was two-and-a-half years ago:
Granted, her outfit this time around is much, much better, but the new hair? I'm definitely not feeling it. It looks like a home-job (not that there's anything wrong with home-jobs; I do my own hair, too---cut, color, and all), but like how some home-jobs go, it looks ... well, botched. It looks like something I did to my hair a decade ago by ...
From Us:
Christmas is still nearly four weeks away, but Jessica Simpson got her biggest -- and totally unexpected! -- present early: Another baby on the way! Seven months after giving birth to daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson, the star is once again expecting, the new issue of Us Weekly exclusively confirms.
"It definitely wasn't planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again," a source reveals to Us. The surprise baby-to-be is the second for the singer and Fashion Star mentor, 32, and fiance...
From TMZ:
According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, Kelly -- who played Eric Foreman's sister on the sitcom -- and a male (identified as her husband) were each arrested last night following a violent incident at their home in which they allegedly assaulted each other.
Cops say there were no visible injuries -- and no drugs or alcohol were involved.
Both Kelly and the 61-year-old man are still in custody.
Are we sure that the 61-year-old man is her husband, and not her fa...
I am getting more pressure from my kids, and it is something I want to do within their lifetime, but I also feel like the time has come… The time is nigh. It’s soon. I got a good feeling about it.
---Brad Pitt on finally anteing up and marrying his babies' mama, Angelina Jolie. But the part about marrying within his childrens' lifetime honestly kind of confuses me. I mean, even if he married Angelina Jolie on his f-cking deathbed, God willing, wouldn't that be in his childrens' lifetime? Tha...