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I, Too, Have Always Wanted to See Hot Women Humping an Exercise Ball

Did you guys see Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, which featured this segment called The Hottie Body Jim-Miracle Diet? It was great. And it reminded me how hot some of the women in Hollywood actually are, and how awesome Jimmy Kimmel was able to round up, hell, most of them for this hilarious skit. Still, Jess Biel is always mad awkward, everywhere she goes. It follows her around like a stank cloud, or a mangy dog. /> Did you guys see Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, which featured this segment called The Hottie Body Jim-Miracle Diet? It was great. And it reminded me how hot some of the women in Hollywood actually are, and how awesome Jimmy Kimmel was able to round up, hell, most of them for this hilarious skit. Still, Jess Biel is always mad awkward, everywhere she goes. It follows her around like a stank cloud, or a mangy dog. ...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

picture of hot robert downey jr photos black and white The dish on what's going to go down next on The Bachelorette. [The Frisky] Just what you always wanted: Justin Bieber's underwear pictures. [Celebuzz] Why are celebrities being so lame in their response to Japan's disaster? THIS is why. [Right Celebrity] So Ke$ha's latest Maxim photo shoot was GROSSLY Photoshopped and THIS is the proof, my friends. [The Blemish] The position of intern for Charlie Sheen is still open, you know. Women like THIS have filled the guy's mailbox with appl...

Quotables: Courteney Cox Talks About Her Divorce and Dating

photo of courteney cox for harper's bazaar pictures "I have no desire right now. I'm not saying never; it just seems weird. I don't even know how that would happen or how you meet people. I don't like to go out. I'm not great at small talk … I don't like to go to parties." I guess she's getting a divorce. Though she doesn't really come out and SAY it, she intimates it by talking about a possible dating life down the road, and generally speaking, you don't go and reenter the dating pool without having been divorced. I don't know. Usually, I guess. But we're talking about David Arquette here - the man's an overgrown child....

Bump Watch: Kate Hudson Looks Pretty Good

picture of kate hudson pregnant in mexico photos You know, I know we give Kate Hudson a lot of flak here about being an overgrown, attention-seeking, serial-dating drama queen that's stuck at the perpetual age of thirteen, but guys? She's looking pretty good in her most recent pregnancy photos. Hudson was caught vacationing with her latest victim, Matthew Bellamy of Muse, and her son (who is by another rock musician, Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes) in the Caribbean this past weekend, soaking up the sun's rays and as much attention from b...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

picture of hot vanessa hudgens photos This is the chick that Ryan Philippe knocked up. I'm jealous. Of him. [The Superficial] Josh Duggar claims he has no control over how many children he and his wife have (and they're having even more). [Cele|Bitchy] One of Charlie Sheen's porn star goddesses tried to off herself last night. [TMZ] Look who's trying to pretend that you didn't just see her gitch. [Amy Grindhouse] Jessica Simpson wants to name her kid WHAT?! [ICYDK] Was Robert Pattinson walking around yesterd...

Love It or Leave It: Miley’s Gym Attire

[Images removed on request] So of course I don't expect everyone to look like Heidi-fucking-Montag whenever they go out in public, and especially not to the gym, but little Miley Cyrus here? Looks fucking awful. She looks like she's been out on a week-long vodka bender that she's just now trying to sweat out. She looks like she could use another couple hours of sleep, and not, you know, on the floor of some dude's bathroom at Chateau Marmont. Plus, the Joan Jett and the Blackhearts tee? Gee, where'd you get that, Miley, the Rave? [Images removed on request]   />[Images removed on request] So of course I don't expect everyone to look like Heidi-fucking-Montag whenever they go out in public, and especially not to the gym, but little Miley Cyrus here? Looks fucking awful. She looks like she's been out on a week-long vodka bender that she's just now trying to sweat out. She looks like she could use another couple hours of sleep, and not, you know, on the floor of some dude's bathroom at Chateau Marmont. Plus, the Joan Jett and the Blackhearts tee? Gee, w...

Snooki’s a Pool Party Babe/Wrestling Pro

picture of snooki in a bikini at a pool party photos There's our girl Snooki, above, rocking the ill-fit bikini-and-tunic-that's-really-a-shirt look, and you know what? Though I don't like the girl for her antics on Jersey Shore, I have to admire her for her whole 'throw caution to the wind' attitude toward what people think about her. That is one thing I can appreciate in, heck, almost anyone. Snooki, +1. Incidentally, did any of you know that the old girl was going to be on WWE? No? Here's the video. And I'm sorry, I was only able to watch the first thirteen seconds of it becaus...

I Completely Forgot Natalie Maines Existed for a Minute There

Remember when she was all cutting-edge and political and stirring up the pot on Bush's policies and whatever? Seems like so long ago, doesn't it? I mean, love her (or him) or hate her (or him), that was kind of a tiny bit of a career suicide, wasn't it? So what does one who lost their spot in the limelight do to try and salvage a career before they realize that you have to pay into your own 1099 wages so that they count for Social Security benefits? They rerecord an old song, try to make it t...

Gilbert Gottfried Fired from Aflac Over Twitter Comments

photo of gilbert gottfried voice of aflac pictures As well he should be, if I have anything to say about it. Gilbert Gottfried, the comedian who voiced the duck for the Aflac insurance commercials, took to his Twitter account yesterday to make some really fucking distasteful jokes about the disaster that occurred in Japan last week. Gottfried, who's always had the funny voice, but oddly enough, never been funny, was officially released from his duties late Monday night. According to the insurance company's VP: "Gilbert's recent comments about the crisis in Japan were lacking in humor and cert...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

photo of lisa rinna boob job implants pictures Mila Kunis probably broke Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel up. [The Superficial] Kirsten Dunst - totally sober. Right. [I'm Not Obsessed] Trouble in paradise for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson? [Earsucker] I could have lived a lifetime without seeing Snooki's bare ass. [TMZ] Mel Gibson pleads 'no contest.' I don't even fucking know what that means, but he avoided jail time for assault. [ICYDK] Katherine Heigl emerges from under the rocks with a new haircut. [The ...

So This is What Charlie Sheen’s Been Working On

picture of charlie sheen filming operation greyhound movie photos I know a lot of you guys are totally devastated by the cancellation of Charlie Sheen's contract on Two and a Half Men, but fear no more: Charlie's been working on a special new feature film-like project with Radar Online that centers around the current drama that's taken over the star's life. The short film, called Operation Greyhound, made its mini-debut this morning on Radar Online's site (you can watch the excerpts here) and depicted Sheen and his newest goddess, Natalie Kenly, heading up a ...

We Were Thisclose to Seeing a Picture of Jake Gyllenhaal’s Wang

picture of jake gyllenhaal at south by southwest sxsw photos Are any of you guys having a crap ton of fun at SxSW? Molls is there, and a few of my other friends are there, too, and I have NOTHING BUT LOVE for the city of Austin, Texas. I used to sleep with this one guy that lived in Austin, and he was pretty hot. Mad love for Austin, its people, SxSW and the craziness that usually ensues whenever I travel there. Naturally, when I'm not there, even more hubbub goes down in the Lonestar State: Jake Gyllenhaal was reportedly in a men's room at the fest...
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