Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

picture of gay joe jonas photos The Situation's career is totally over, thank God. [The Superficial] I really hate it when celebrities blatantly pretend to be something that they're not, don't you? [Celebuzz] Joe Jonas is definitely the gay one. [ICYDK] Who'd cheat on Christina Hendricks FFS? [Pajiba] What teen cult movie is coming back, just in time for one of its stars to go to rehab? [Huffington Post] Is Paris Hilton still hiding that baby bump? Survey says 'yes.' [Celebrity Dirty Laundry] Katharine McPhee'...

If I Ever Had Bieber Fever, I Think I’d WANT the Black Plague

photo of Rebecca Black Twitter pictures Ah the age-old discussion of 'frying pan' or 'fire.' The lesser of two evils, if you will.  Pardon me for a few minutes while I tear my eyes out and ears off trying to make my decision. Above, you see the Twitter account of Rebecca Black. If you weren't here the other day when we unveiled her viral video on the site, or if you happen to be both deaf and blind (and if that's the case, then I guess this is going to do you no good either), Rebecca Black is the thirteen-year-old girl who is the,...

Sightings: Lindsay Lohan Looks All Sorts of Cracked Out in NYC

photo of lindsay lohan in new york city before court pictures What happen to the bright, shiny golden girl that emerged from jail and rehab, victorious to be alive, modeling for all sorts of craziness and actually looking - ugh, dare I say it - hot? Lindsay was photographed in New York City earlier in the week, visiting family before she probably goes back to jail, looking all sorts of harried and stressed and, par for the course, redolent of crack vibes. What gives, Linds? [gallery columns="4"]...

LeAnn Rimes Loses Some Weight, Cries That She Hasn’t

picture of leann rimes weight loss before and after photos Here's a pretty good 'before-and-after' photo of LeAnn from the time that she said that she DIDN'T lose weight to the current time. I mean, the picture kind of speaks for itself - you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure this one out: LeAnn Rimes lost weight. LeAnn Rimes actually lost a pretty FAIR AMOUNT of weight, and I'm not quite understanding her outcry over allegations that she's LOST said weight. I get that weight fluctuates - my God, I gained sixty pounds during pregnanc...

Will We Be Seeing Some Scarlett Johansson Nudes Soon?

photo of hot scarlett johansson at vanity fair pictures If there's a God in heaven, and I surely believe there is, then yes, we will. Vanessa Hudgens, who was recent victim of a photo hacking job that resulted in a bunch of nude and lesbian-themed photos to leak, according to law enforcement, was not the only one who had pictures stolen. Sources at TMZ claim that over 50 celebrities had photos hacked from their cell phones and computers, (fuck, that's a whole WEBSITE IN ITSELF, could you imagine the revenue?!) and someone who claims to have seen som...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

pictures of hot glee gq photo shoot photos I can't believe Courteney Cox admitted this. [Betty Confidential] Christina Aguilera lost a bunch of weight over the past week, except for in her dead fish-bloated face. [The Superficial] Tina Fey looks HOT for InStyle! [Amy Grindhouse] First photos of Elizabeth Hurley in Wonder Woman. [ICYDK] Want to have sex with a celebrity? Uh, now you can. [The Frisky] Audrina Patridge's boobs are filming a new reality show. [Caught on Set] Did you catch the Glee-ful gay kiss? [OMGBlo...

Neve Campbell Discusses Body Image With Health Magazine

photo of neve campbell pictures Neve Campbell, who's ramping up on a publicity blitz for the upcoming Scream 4 (are you totally excited? I'm totally excited), recently gave an interview with Health magazine, where she'll be the cover model for the April issue. Neve, who was always what many would consider 'average' in her body type, and probably 'fat' in the world of celebrities, addresses the varied issues like body image and dieting: Neve, on who's to blame for the scary-skinny fads: “Women put the pressure on ourselv...

Guess the Celebrity Ass

photo of male celebrity ass crack pictures This male celebrity (I know y'all probably thought it was Ke$ha for a minute) is recently married, a recent dad, and always, always way hot. He looks awesome in any hair color, and has been a variety of shades in his films, which always do pretty well in theaters. Take your guesses and jump in to find out what hot head belongs to that asscrack, eventually. Read More...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

photo of demi lovato on beach in bikini hot pictures Justin Bieber feels himself up in public. [The Superficial] Demi Lovato gets a tattoo for her fans and that's not weird at all. [Celebuzz] Did Claire Danes get some serious plastic surgery? [Lainey Gossip] There's more to the Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel breakup than we thought, natch. [Cele|Bitchy] Angelina calls Snooki a 'fat troll,' and of course, guess what's going to happen now. [TMZ] What American Pie star is now in rehab too? *Hint: It's NOT Tara Reid this time. [The...

Emma Watson is the New Face of Lancome

picture of emma watson lancome photos And according to sources, this is precisely what she left school for. Emma, who I think is absolutely adorable and talented and sweet and just DARLING, was photographed for the first of many contractual Lancome ads, and I'm totally loving everything ... except the hat and the hair. It's a little too Annie Hall for me, but hey. At least Emma's got the decency to be of age and not flashing her bits and pieces like some other (REALLY NSFW) young starlets that have come before her, you know?...

Rapper Nate Dogg Dead

picture of nate dogg aka nathaniel hale rappers photos Nate Dogg, or if you didn't grow up during the eighties and nineties, Nathaniel Hale, passed away last night at the age of 41.  No information has been released as to the official cause of death, but Hale had some pretty sticky health situations for the past few years and suffered some pretty serious ailments, including recent strokes. I fondly remember Nate Dogg from my 6th grade year in school, as 'Regulate' had just been released, and naturally, had become popular. All of my friends ...

Love It or Leave It: Mary-Kate Olsen Comes Out of My Grandmother’s Closet With an Armful of Clothing

photo of mary kate olsen in new york city weird outfit pictures When I was much, much younger, and the knowledge that TWO GIRLS played the part of Michelle on one of my favorite shows, Full House, was not yet known to me, I thought that the poor, troll-looking little girl in the show had just the WEIRDEST, LONGEST name ever. I mean, 'Mary-Kate Ashley Olsen'? Didn't exactly have a ring to it and I used to roll my eyes dramatically whenever I'd see the credits. See? Even back then, at the tender age of seven or whatever, I was a snarky bitch, but I'll admit - I was probably every bit as troll-looking as Mary-Kate and Ashley are today were back th...