Ashlee Simpson, or the 'Pieces of Me' chick who will go down in history as doing her husband dirty and throwing up a surprise divorce before he heads out to tour, 'cause she can't keep her legs closed for thirty whole days while he's gone (come on, what do you expect - thirty days is SUCH a long time in Hollywood) has been photographed doing something with her son. (I know, crazy, right?)
Simpson and her son, Bronx, were caught out at a Milk + Bookies event in LA this past weekend, sans ...
Trash talking trash: Andrew Dice Clay (I know, I laughed too) rips another celebrity. [The Superficial]
You bastards make Rebecca Black cry with all your hate. [Celebuzz]
Avril Lavigne pretends she knows how to do stuff, I chuff. [Buzzworthy]
Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods reconciling? [TMZ]
Demi Lovato donates a million bucks to Japan. [Socialite Life]
Lindsay Lohan might not be drinking (it's outlawed in her probation dontyouknow), but she's definitely eating and bathing i...
In case any of you forgot, I'm totally here to remind you: Taylor Momsen is Hardcore, and she's also the Singer in a Band. She is THE Hardcore Singer in a Band, and she's here to stay.
That, um, being said, Taylor and some of her fans (?) were photographed after a Pretty Reckless concert, and Taylor, dare I say it, looks almost sort of semi-normal. If you wipe off half of that horrible eyeliner (yet it's not even REALLY eyeliner now, is it, it's more like whatever the fuck Uncle Fester ha...
Britney Spears is back, and she's looking totally awesome once more. Molls shit out a really great, really sentimental post about Britney last night and I have to admit: it honestly touched a chord within my cold, black, snarky soul. (I know, right?) Britney IS vulnerable, Britney IS probably still uncertain and nervous and not at all completely well, but you know what? If girlfriend keeps up at this nice, easy pace, she'll be where she was in no time.
Above, Brit's photographed in a cand...
Karissa Shannon's complete lack of regard for what some might call a bikini. [The Superficial]
That didn't take long: Ashley Greene moves on from Joe Jonas split. Like, as we speak. [Celebuzz]
Stephanie Seymour goes to the beach again, doesn't give her son a boner this time. [Cele|Bitchy]
Kim Kardashian has had absolutely no work done, you know. [Amy Grindhouse]
What movie star just landed a major deal with Atlantic Records? [ICYDK]
Who's the dude that Emma Watson's sucking face with...
I know a lot of you guys automatically had a slew of chicks that you could think of to fit that description, and I can't blame you, but just wait a second now. Check out the blind item, dish courtesy of Blind Items Exposed, and venture your guesses in the comments:
She’s long had a reputation for being absolute hell to work with. I mean like straight up crazy. Leaves her shit, sometimes literally, everywhere, specifies exact times when people can or cannot talk to her, is foaming at the mo...
You know, I WAS THAT KID who was CRAZY FRIGHTENED BY CLOWNS. My friends used to bring these stupid porcelain dolls to the house for sleepovers and chase me all around with them, and naturally, I'd freak to the point of almost pissing myself. That was ages ago, and I'm not into the whole 'pissing myself' thing anymore, but I still don't really do clowns. And even though Katy Perry is probably as harmless as they come, I'm remaining on my guard.
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All of you Billy Ray Cyrus/Tish Finley fans can heave a giant, toothy sigh of relief: Billy Ray has announced that he's retracted his bid for divorce.
Billy Ray, who's going to be on The View this week, tells his supporters that he 'finally fixed his family,' and wants to move on with life:
"I've dropped the divorce. I want to put my family back together … Things are the best they've ever been. I feel like I got my Miley back in a way. I feel like we are the daddy and daughter that we we...
Tell me something: does America still have a major hard on for the Black Eyed Peas? I mean, fuck, they've been booked at a crap ton of major events like the Super Bowl, Dick Clark's New Years Eve show (like, two years in a row or something, I think), and here they are performing on American Idol (again), too. But, you know, I never hear ANYONE say, 'Man, those Black Eyed Peas? I JUST LOVE 'EM.'
Is there something I'm missing? Because I can only hear 'Hey Mama' and 'Boom Boom Pow' so many times before I want to cut off my own air supply. />
Tell me something: does America still have a major hard on for the Black Eyed Peas? I mean, fuck, they've been booked at a crap ton of major events like the Super Bowl, Dick Clark's New Years Eve show (like, two years in a row or something, I think), and here they are performing on American Idol (again), too. But, you know, I never hear ANYONE say, 'Man, those Black Eyed Peas? I JUST LOVE 'EM.'
Is there something I'm missing? Because I can only hear 'Hey Mama' and 'Boom Boom Pow' so many ti...
Ugh, you'd think that these bitches would have THE DECENCY to clean themselves up before showing their mugs in public like this. [The Superficial]
Tobey Maguire has the cutest daughter EVAR. [Celebuzz]
That's real mature, Sienna Miller. Real mature. [Lainey Gossip]
You'll die when you find out how much Sandra Bullock donated to the Red Cross Japan effort. [Cele|Bitchy]
Of course the jewelry store that Lindsay pilfered from wants a book deal. The verdict? Lindsay's INNOCENT after this one. [Amy Grindh...
So it looks like there might have been some truth to the rumors going around that Rihanna and Colin Farrell have been exchanging racy text messages. Bossip has the scoop on what's going on with Rihanna and Farrell, and it sounds hot and heavy:
The pair did not want to be photographed together so came out of Santa Monica eatery Giorgio Baldi separately last night. Rihanna looked demure, by her standards, in black cropped trousers and a silver blouse. Her curly red hair made sure she was notice...
Don't forget, starting officially on April 1st, we'll have weekly 'Caption This' contests that result in real, live prizes. Pull out your funniest and stick 'em in the comments.
This past week's winner on the Taylor Momsen photo:
Winner: Alicia
"I fuck for Satan, and the spawn is crowning!!!"
1st Runner-Up: blasted1
“ … And all this time we thought that shitty noise was coming out of her mouth.”
2nd Runner-Up: Channa
“This crap would be so much easier to take onstage if I w...
Ashlee Simpson, or the 'Pieces of Me' chick who will go down in history as doing her husband dirty and throwing up a surprise divorce before he heads out to tour, 'cause she can't keep her legs closed for thirty whole days while he's gone (come on, what do you expect - thirty days is SUCH a long time in Hollywood) has been photographed doing something with her son. (I know, crazy, right?)
Simpson and her son, Bronx, were caught out at a Milk + Bookies event in LA this past weekend, sans ...
Trash talking trash: Andrew Dice Clay (I know, I laughed too) rips another celebrity. [The Superficial]
You bastards make Rebecca Black cry with all your hate. [Celebuzz]
Avril Lavigne pretends she knows how to do stuff, I chuff. [Buzzworthy]
Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods reconciling? [TMZ]
Demi Lovato donates a million bucks to Japan. [Socialite Life]
Lindsay Lohan might not be drinking (it's outlawed in her probation dontyouknow), but she's definitely eating and bathing i...
In case any of you forgot, I'm totally here to remind you: Taylor Momsen is Hardcore, and she's also the Singer in a Band. She is THE Hardcore Singer in a Band, and she's here to stay.
That, um, being said, Taylor and some of her fans (?) were photographed after a Pretty Reckless concert, and Taylor, dare I say it, looks almost sort of semi-normal. If you wipe off half of that horrible eyeliner (yet it's not even REALLY eyeliner now, is it, it's more like whatever the fuck Uncle Fester ha...
Britney Spears is back, and she's looking totally awesome once more. Molls shit out a really great, really sentimental post about Britney last night and I have to admit: it honestly touched a chord within my cold, black, snarky soul. (I know, right?) Britney IS vulnerable, Britney IS probably still uncertain and nervous and not at all completely well, but you know what? If girlfriend keeps up at this nice, easy pace, she'll be where she was in no time.
Above, Brit's photographed in a cand...
Karissa Shannon's complete lack of regard for what some might call a bikini. [The Superficial]
That didn't take long: Ashley Greene moves on from Joe Jonas split. Like, as we speak. [Celebuzz]
Stephanie Seymour goes to the beach again, doesn't give her son a boner this time. [Cele|Bitchy]
Kim Kardashian has had absolutely no work done, you know. [Amy Grindhouse]
What movie star just landed a major deal with Atlantic Records? [ICYDK]
Who's the dude that Emma Watson's sucking face with...
I know a lot of you guys automatically had a slew of chicks that you could think of to fit that description, and I can't blame you, but just wait a second now. Check out the blind item, dish courtesy of Blind Items Exposed, and venture your guesses in the comments:
She’s long had a reputation for being absolute hell to work with. I mean like straight up crazy. Leaves her shit, sometimes literally, everywhere, specifies exact times when people can or cannot talk to her, is foaming at the mo...
You know, I WAS THAT KID who was CRAZY FRIGHTENED BY CLOWNS. My friends used to bring these stupid porcelain dolls to the house for sleepovers and chase me all around with them, and naturally, I'd freak to the point of almost pissing myself. That was ages ago, and I'm not into the whole 'pissing myself' thing anymore, but I still don't really do clowns. And even though Katy Perry is probably as harmless as they come, I'm remaining on my guard.
[gallery columns="6"]...
All of you Billy Ray Cyrus/Tish Finley fans can heave a giant, toothy sigh of relief: Billy Ray has announced that he's retracted his bid for divorce.
Billy Ray, who's going to be on The View this week, tells his supporters that he 'finally fixed his family,' and wants to move on with life:
"I've dropped the divorce. I want to put my family back together … Things are the best they've ever been. I feel like I got my Miley back in a way. I feel like we are the daddy and daughter that we we...
Ugh, you'd think that these bitches would have THE DECENCY to clean themselves up before showing their mugs in public like this. [The Superficial]
Tobey Maguire has the cutest daughter EVAR. [Celebuzz]
That's real mature, Sienna Miller. Real mature. [Lainey Gossip]
You'll die when you find out how much Sandra Bullock donated to the Red Cross Japan effort. [Cele|Bitchy]
Of course the jewelry store that Lindsay pilfered from wants a book deal. The verdict? Lindsay's INNOCENT after this one. [Amy Grindh...
So it looks like there might have been some truth to the rumors going around that Rihanna and Colin Farrell have been exchanging racy text messages. Bossip has the scoop on what's going on with Rihanna and Farrell, and it sounds hot and heavy:
The pair did not want to be photographed together so came out of Santa Monica eatery Giorgio Baldi separately last night. Rihanna looked demure, by her standards, in black cropped trousers and a silver blouse. Her curly red hair made sure she was notice...
Don't forget, starting officially on April 1st, we'll have weekly 'Caption This' contests that result in real, live prizes. Pull out your funniest and stick 'em in the comments.
This past week's winner on the Taylor Momsen photo:
Winner: Alicia
"I fuck for Satan, and the spawn is crowning!!!"
1st Runner-Up: blasted1
“ … And all this time we thought that shitty noise was coming out of her mouth.”
2nd Runner-Up: Channa
“This crap would be so much easier to take onstage if I w...