Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

photo of melissa joan hart hot pictures I love when Jennifer Lopez goes around with her tits hanging out. [Celebuzz] How, exactly, did Jordin Sparks lose so much weight? [Betty Confidential] Paris Hilton doesn't hate all black guys, just poor ones. [Amy Grindhouse] Lindsay Lohan's been all over New York City's bars, but has she been drinking? [ICYDK] Pole dancing for Jesus? [The Frisky] Did Minnie Driver's jaw get bigger? [The Frisky] New Jennifer Hudson album! [OMGBlog] What chick from Glee got naked for some pic...

Quotables

photo of 50 cent for vibe cover pictures “Chelsea [Handler] is confident. I think confidence is the sexiest thing about a person. She’s the kind of person that if you’re blessed with the opportunity to hang out with her, you’ll enjoy it. I’m not sure you’ll look at her and actually want to jump over the table and fuck her, but you might. You would leave after talking with her feeling that she is a cool person.” ... So, what you're saying, CURTIS, is that you banged her for her sparkling personality and not her looks...

Love It or Leave It: Evan Rachel Wood’s New Hair

photo of evan rachel wood pictures blonde hair Ah decisions: dark hair with blonde roots or blonde hair with dark roots? This is a conundrum right here folks. No, but really, this is a trick question.  Because Evan Rachel Wood is pretty gross no matter what color her hair is.  I think she spent too many years having voodoo sex with the undead, ripping off the style of burlesque ex-girlfriends, and sitting around in Manson feces for much too long, because this girl? Is just out of the park, and I'm pretty sure that I don't mean that as...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

photo of naked george michael hot pictures Season finale time: the ten shockers of 2011 and some pretty crazy spoilers. [The Frisky] [PHOTOS] Charlie Sheen picked up a few new goddesses last night. [Celebuzz] Rebecca Black's first interview ... LULZ. [The Blemish] Why are Chris Brown's fans so defensive of him when it's CLEAR that he's got some serious anger issues? [Lainey Gossip] The back story on what set Chris Brown off on GMA yesterday. [The Superficial] Do you watch All My Children? Bad news, friend: the show m...

Elizabeth Taylor: An Amazing Woman Through the Years

picture of elizabeth taylor through the years photos Dame Elizabeth Taylor, who you've probably already heard by now, passed away at the age of 79 early this morning from congestive heart failure. Liz was surrounded by her family at her time of death. Elizabeth Taylor was not only a beautiful woman, but had the heart for humanitarian work and often saw the best in others, even when others didn't think they had it in them. The passing of Elizabeth is a large one - Hollywood loses yet another one of its original superstars. Check out the gallery of Liz Taylor throu...

Hugh Laurie Debuts His Music Career

photo of hugh laurie playing the piano in new orleans pictures "I am a white, middle-class Englishman, openly trespassing on the music and myth of the American south." - Hugh Laurie So, for me, there's just ANOTHER reason to be completely, sappily enamored with Hugh Laurie, who is House on namesake show, House: he just formally launched himself a music career in the best fucking city of all time, New Orleans. Hugh, who's apparently been infected by a love of the Crescent City, much as I have (no, really - I'm working on buying a vacay home down there, like, as we speak), a...

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Do Something Besides Dress Up Like Hobos and Wander Around New York City

photo of black and white mary kate and ashley olsen for vogue magazine 2011 I'm getting to the point in this life where instead of automatically thinking Full House or 'You killed Heath Ledger you bitch,' I think 'NYC hobos' whenever I see Mary Kate and Ashley. And not even, like, well-dressed hobos. The ones that you see on bum fights, which is totally not cool. I am not an advocate of bum fights, and I think filming it and jamming it on YouTube is a really fucking awful thing to do, but I'd love to see these two little mini-hobos duking it out in a back alley of New York City. One would be all li...

So Sad, Kate Gosselin is Straight Up Lonely I Guess

photo of kate gosselin in new york city for her birthday celebration pictures You'd think with all those kids and all that money that loneliness could be avoided, and that companionship could be bought just like everything else, but it appears that Kate Gosselin is officially on the prowl and looking for a man. Kate, who turns thirty-six sometime this week, was spotted out in New York City over the last few days celebrating her birthday, and sources close to the mom of forty-nine say that her main aim during her birthday binging involves finding a man. The source c...

This is Probably the Best Katie Holmes Has Looked in Years

photo of hot sexy katie holmes pictures at the premiere of the decision john frieda short film photos So it's probably because she and Tom Cruise are on their way to a divorce, right? Hahahahaha, yeah. Who am I kidding, Tom Cruise is like the Chuck Norris of marriage. Women don't divorce Tom Cruise - he simply releases them from their matronly, wifely duties when he sees fit. And I? I have a feeling that Tom Cruise is far, far from done with Katie Holmes. Above, you see Katie at the premiere of The Decision, a short film sponsored by John Frieda, which takes you through the, um, big decision of a high-profile actress who decides it's time to ditch her stylist and s...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

photo of taylor momsen hot pictures Selena Gomez is not impressed by Justin Bieber's attempt at a mustache. [The Frisky] Little Noah Cyrus finally starts to grow into her teeth, just like her big sis Miley. [Celebuzz] The 15 best celebrity sex tapes! [Socialite Life] CBS wants Charlie Sheen back. I mean, wouldn't you? [Right Celebrity] Is Chris Hemsworth going to play Thor? [Socialite Life] Bret Michaels is apparently threatened by the force that is Charlie Sheen. [The Superficial] 5 bands that emerged out...

Caption This

photo of the situation holding a baby pictures Don’t forget, starting officially on April 1st, we’ll have weekly ‘Caption This’ contests that result in real, live prizes. Pull out your funniest and stick ‘em in the comments if you're interested in some cool shit. This past week’s winner on the Christina Aguilera photo: Winner: Maxx "C, I think you have a point. Sadly, she still looks like she has a family of worms living in the underside of her legs." 1st Runner-Up: Anne "Christina fought hard and won the role of playing Snookie in the new bio-epic of the cast of Jersey Shore...

Did You Guys Catch the Harry Potter Teaser/Trailer?

The official trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II trailer was released this past weekend, and I'm just totally stoked already. I'm a big, big, big Harry Potter fan, and if that makes me odd, I've got news for you, you're wrong - it makes me oddER. There's absolutely nothing wrong with a twenty-seven year-old woman fantasizing about what it'd be like to live at Hogwarts, planning a trip to the Wizarding World of Harrry Potter, or lurking on MuggleNet to find THE best recipes for butterbeer. Nope. Nothing at all. Are you guys excited about the last movie finally coming to fruition, and will you see it on opening day, complete with cape, wand, and full-blown psychosis? /> The official trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II trailer was released this past weekend, and I'm just totally stoked already. I'm a big, big, big Harry Potter fan, and if that makes me odd, I've got news for you, you're wrong - it makes me oddER. There's absolutely nothing wrong with a twenty-seven year-old woman fantasizing about what it'd be like to live at Hogwarts, planning a trip to the Wizarding World of Harrry Potter, or lurking on MuggleNet to find THE best recipes for butterbeer. Nope. Nothing at all. Are you guys excited about the last movie finall...