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Lady Gaga Goes Country

So um, wow. That was different. I'm not a huge Gaga fan when it comes to her music - chintzy club anthems just aren't really my thing - but I'm not going to deny that girfriend's got a pretty killer voice, and she did some interesting things with this song. In this rendition of 'Born This Way,' which almost sounds like something that you'd hear on Roseanne (but that's probably just the raunchy-awesome harmonica urging me to say that), Gaga's voice sounds stronger than ever, and the song - as far as I'm concerned - is much easier to digest. But I still wouldn't consider myself a fan of the song. What do you guys think? Are you loving the Country Road version of 'Born This Way'? /> So um, wow. That was different. I'm not a huge Gaga fan when it comes to her music - chintzy club anthems just aren't really my thing - but I'm not going to deny that girfriend's got a pretty killer voice, and she did some interesting things with this song. In this rendition of 'Born This Way,' which almost sounds like something that you'd hear on Roseanne (but that's probably just the raunchy-awesome harmonica urging me to say that), Gaga's voice sounds stronger than ever, and the song - as far as I'm concerned - is much easier to digest. But I still wouldn't consider myself a fan of the song...

That Sucker Punch Movie Premiere Was Pretty

photo of vanessa hudgens in sucker punch pictures So when was the last time that YOU saw photos of a movie premiere that hosted so many attractive young ladies? Because the last time I remember seeing this many pretty, successful young women gracing the screen, it was for Now and Then. And you just hold your tongue right there, friend, because that. Was a good movie. This is also the main difference between Now and Then and Sucker Punch. SP is supposedly filled with gratuitous heaving cleavage, short-shorts, and deflowering of innocent w...

The Barefoot Contessa Shatters a Little Boy’s Dream

photo of the barefoot contessa ina garten pictures I know that on our website, we should be sticking to discussing people of importance, and a lot of you probably don't know who Ina Garten is, but I'm here to tell you: she's a cook on a cooking show and she's a bitch. A straight-up, heartless bitch whose recipes really AREN'T EVEN THAT GOOD. Garten, or the 'Barefoot Contessa,' was recently approached by a little boy at the Make-a-Wish Foundation.  The little boy, Enzo, is six years old and dying from leukemia. His one wish? To cook wit...

Alicia Silverstone is Pregnant in Case You Didn’t Know

photo of alicia silverstone pregnancy pictures So I know it's, like, mad rude and really unfair to make fun of pregnant women, and I want to put it out there up front that that's SO not what this post is about: it's about me, of course, and how these pictures are positively great birth control for anyone who is not quite ready to have a (or in my case, another) child. Alicia Silverstone, bless her heart, looks haggard, tired, and definitely not the blushing, rosy-cheeked mother earth that so many women claim they are during their pregnanc...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

hot pictures of whoopi goldberg naked smoking a cigarette photos CONFIRMATION: Michael Douglas and Matt Damon WILL be swapping spit. With one another. [The Frisky] Charlie Sheen has absolutely no chance of returning to CBS. [The Superficial] Lady Gaga calls Rebecca Black a 'genius.' [Celebuzz] PHOTOS: J Woww gets down and dirty with another girl. [Socialite Life] Is Matthew Bellamy dipping his fertile pen into another woman's ink while Kate Hudson's ankles swell? [Cele|Bitchy] Gerard Butler is hooking up with WHICH newly-single star?! [Hollywood Dame] Sim...

Emmy Rossum Shows Her Ta-Tas Again

photo of emmy rossum celebrity sighting hot pictures I know it's probably a vast generalization on my part, but whenever I see Emmy Rossum, I think of her and Adam Duritz of Counting Crows getting it on to really bad sitar music. And pubic hair. Loads and loads of bushy, dark (maybe even dreadlocked) pubic hair. The fact that she played such a pivotal and epic character in The Day After Tomorrow is totally lost on me in those mental fugues, because the PUBIC HAIR is TOO THICK to see the forest for the trees. Anyway, Emmy's on this Showtime ...

Way to Keep it Classy, George Lopez

So, if you watched the video, you'll know that George took swipes at all of the new contestants on Dancing With the Stars, including making fun of Ralph Macchio's hair, Wendy Williams' alleged masculinity, and Kendra Wilkinson's sexual affairs with Hugh Hefner, but did Lopez take it too far in comparing Kirstie Alley to a pig? About Kirstie, George says: "She did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away. Before the show she went to the market, then she had roast beef, and this is h...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

photo of lindsay lohan pictures What celebrity just donated another million to the Japan reconstruction and rescue effort? [Socialite Life] Look who's getting married this weekend! [Celebuzz] Ashley Greene: on a random booty spree. [The Superficial] It's so sad to watch Brendan Fraser deteriorate before our very eyes. [ICYDK] The FULL-LENGTH Captain America trailer - stoked as bones? [Pajiba] The latest celebrity to hop on the electronic cigarette hype. [Huffington Post] Jessica Biel tries to convince us tha...

Quotables: Chris Brown ‘Apologizes’ for Smashing Window on GMA

picture of chris brown no shirt gma photos "First of all, I want to apologize to anybody who was startled in the office, or anybody who was offended or really looked, and [was] disappointed at my actions, because I'm disappointed in the way I acted. I had to release the anger that I had inside of me. Yes, I got very emotional and I apologize for acting like that.” OK. This is Chris Brown's apology. ... This is Chris Brown's apology on anti-psychotic meds. Any questions? No? What's that, you're cowering in the corner to avo...

Can Someone Please Tell Me Why Scott Disick is on the Cover of Anything?

photo of scott disick on the cover of men's fitness pictures Hey, look, it's Scott Disick! And he's on the cover of Men's Fitness! No, I don't know why either, but he apparently strung a few words together (I guess he was trying to assume the position of 'interview') and talked to them, too, about his former, now-reformed, douchiness. Great. I'm sorry, I know he's supposed to be famous or whatever for impregnating one of the untouchable Kardashian sisters, but other than that? I really don't get this guy. I don't get his weird, Weekend at Bernie's-e...

Just in Case You Weren’t Concerned Before That Paris Hilton is a Racist, Classist Twat

IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com - Paris Hilton's Racist New Years Part 2
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So here's a video featuring Paris Hilton and her cronies during a past New Years' celebration, and if you can stomach sitting through a five-minute video with Paris singing along to 'We Are Family,' with lyrics demeaning 'blacks,' 'Jappies,' 'Jews,' and other select words that begin with 'n' and ending in 'r,' without punching your monitor in the face, then you totally deserve a fucking award of some sort. I don't know about you, man, but I think this bitch is just straight-up embarrassing. I don't give a fuck whether or not this video was taken five years ago or even last month - Paris Hilton is an insufferable twat, something like that doesn't change overnight, and because of that, she deserves to get her teeth knocked in or, at the very least, punched in her abyss-like vulva. If this is how she acts every time she goes out (even aside from the vulgar racist, classist slurs), I'm wicked surprised that it hasn't happened sixty-four times over. />IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com - Paris Hilton's Racist New Years Part 2Tags: IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com - Paris Hilton's Racist New Years Part 2 So here's a video featuring Paris Hilton and her cronies during a past New Years' celebration, and if you can stomach sitting through a five-minute video with Paris singing along to 'We Are Family,' with lyrics demeaning 'blacks,' 'Jappies,' 'Jews,' and other select words that begin with 'n' and ending in 'r,' without punching your monitor in the face, then you totally deserve a fucking award of some sort. I don't know about you, man, but I think this bitch is just stra...

Love It or Leave It: Brooklyn Decker Lops Off Half Her Hair

photo of brooklyn decker hair cut twitter pictures I did the ultimate in crazy last year: I cut my hair off, and it ended up being about an inch and a half long. It looked good, it was way easy to manage, but I'm still reaping the after-effects of having such short hair. Perhaps Brooklyn Decker might be able to sympathize. She cut almost a foot off of her own mane, but I have a feeling that hers is going to grow in, um, much easier than my hair has, however; there are probably distraught men worldwide that are gasping and clutching at t...
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