But I still can't see why hanging out on the sidewalk, rolling around like you're on a feather bed at a Los Angeles hotel is now the cool thing to do, according to record-spinning hipster DJs.
Samantha Ronson, who had supposedly reconciled with Lindsay Lohan over the past few months, was spotted making out with a much-hotter-than-Lindsay girl, whom she had spent hours of time with on a sidewalk in LA (I know, I still can't get past the sidewalk thing - my knees are sore just thinking about it). The new...
A long, long time ago I had the hots for Rob Lowe. But that was after the crush on his older brother, Chad Lowe, has run its course. Remember Life Goes On? Chad Lowe played Becca's HIV-stricken boyfriend who eventually died? Man, he was the hottest dying man I'd ever seen, even at the young age of, like, ten.
Rob's career has come to a sort of revival, and in honor of a new book he's written, he was offered the cover - and an interview - with Vanity Fair, where he discussed excerpts from his book abo...
These, man, are some good makeup-applying skills. These are the fucking NAPOLEON DYNAMITE of makeup-applying skills. MAD skills. And that lipstick, my word. There's just no logical explanation for that wavy, wobbly-assed lipstick application. Both my half-blind, shaky, arthritic grandmother AND Michael J. Fox could do a better job on their worst days with both hands tied behind their backs and a rabid dog biting relentlessly at their asses.
Above, you see Courtney Love, photographed d...
I mean, especially after seeing these photos. There's no possible way that she COULDN'T be sober, looking like that. You just know that someone who's gotten so many chances at freedom and starting their life over and over and over again would NEVER touch ANY remotely destructive stuff with a ten-foot pole, because disappointing yourself over and over and over again is just, like, not an option when it comes to being rehabilitated. Not to mention, some people's pupils are just NATURALLY pract...
The hottest celebrities in their coochie-cutters. [The Frisky]
Britney Spears through the years - the photos are almost heartbreaking. [Celebuzz]
Italy is about to throw a serious smack-down on Jersey Shore. [Right Celebrity]
What do Adam Lambert, Kate Hudson, and Fergie have in common? Uh, this uncomfortable picture. [Socialite Life]
Everyone's afraid that Chris Brown's going to go all Chris Brown on them, 'cause Chris Brown is batshit-fucking-crazy. [The Superficial]
Amber...
Remember when Tori Spelling was, like, one of the scary-skinniest celebrities going, and you totally thought that she was going to die from her skinniness at any moment?
Well, thankfully, those days are gone: for the first time in probably years, Tori's weight seems to have stabilized to the point of being considered 'healthy,' and not-at-all-suprisingly, she looks just fine.
I've always been a big fan of Tori Spelling AND her role in the original 90210, so I'm glad to see that Tori's probably going to live to see another few years, if all that bu...
No? Well here you go. It's the lady's big return to television. Pretty soon? She'll be doing it live, and now won't that be something?
Either way, what did you guys think? Is the bitch back, or is she still just a robotic shadow of her former self? />
No? Well here you go. It's the lady's big return to television. Pretty soon? She'll be doing it live, and now won't that be something?
Either way, what did you guys think? Is the bitch back, or is she still just a robotic shadow of her former self? ...
Rafael Nadal shows off his crack for Armani, does it suavely. [Socialite Life]
First photos of Miley and Billy Ray together since the divorce was been called off. [Celebuzz]
20 celebs that you might be surprised to know that they sing - well. [The Frisky]
Scott Disick calls Americans 'childish.' And you thought his douchiness had been rehabilitated, tcha. [Cele|Bitchy]
Was the assaulting Teen Mom set up? (I somehow doubt it.) [TMZ]
Did Tom Cruise get a massive facelift? [Lainey ...
Hey, look, a cute pregnancy bump, and there's probably no question that it's Mariah Carey's. The butterfly kind of gives it away, but I'll be honest: I'm mildly disappointed that her entire stomach isn't covered with a massive overabundance of glitter and sequins and all the other Mariah Carey-related ephemera that's defined her very style over the years. Plus, she Tweeted it, so unless she's taking creepy pictures of other pregnant women and sharing their photos without their knowledge or perm...
Well hell's bells. I didn't know Jesse James could write. Or read. But hey! Here he is, pushing a book that tries to portray him as some pseudo-sexual being that just emanates bad-boy sex, dirty leather chaps, and strong whiskey. If it were anybody else (oh, say, Adrien Brody, for example), it'd be totally hot, but really? It just makes Jesse look all Sling Blade demented and, frankly, kind of gross.
But that's no real deviation from the truth, now, is it.
Yes, friends: Jesse James' cr...
So apparently, Owen Wilson and Rachel McAdams - the love interests on gut-bustingly-funny Wedding Crashers - have reunited for a new Woody Allen movie, Midnight in Paris. The film portrays an engaged couple on holiday in Paris, who end up spending their time doing drastically different things than they planned.
The movie stars both Wilson and McAdams, and also includes Kathy Bates AND ADRIEN BRODY. I'm already totally taken with this movie - I mean, as if it didn't already have a fucking zillion elements that would totally attract me to it: Wedding Crashers might have been one of the funniest movies I've ever seen and Owen Wilson is fabulous; Rachel McAdams is my number one girl-crush, and ADRIEN BRODY. Well. You guys know how I feel about him - my one, unrequited, untouchable love.
I'm totally sold. Woody Allen can, generally, suck my ass (especially for not running Adrien in the trailer), but this movie? I'll definitely be seeing. And probably owning at some point, too. />
So apparently, Owen Wilson and Rachel McAdams - the love interests on gut-bustingly-funny Wedding Crashers - have reunited for a new Woody Allen movie, Midnight in Paris. The film portrays an engaged couple on holiday in Paris, who end up spending their time doing drastically different things than they planned.
The movie stars both Wilson and McAdams, and also includes Kathy Bates AND ADRIEN BRODY. I'm already totally taken with this movie - I mean, as if it didn't already have a fuckin...
I know we talk a lot of shit on Lea Michele, and say a lot of pretty crazy things about her, but believe: the last thing we ever wanted was for girlfriend to get hit by a car - but that's precisely what happened early one morning this past weekend.
Lea was leaving work around 2 AM in Los Angeles, and when crossing the street, she was hit by a car. Like, as in a two-ton or whatever vehicle. She was alright, and she the police, but no word was left as to whether or not the vehicle stopped and...
But I still can't see why hanging out on the sidewalk, rolling around like you're on a feather bed at a Los Angeles hotel is now the cool thing to do, according to record-spinning hipster DJs.
Samantha Ronson, who had supposedly reconciled with Lindsay Lohan over the past few months, was spotted making out with a much-hotter-than-Lindsay girl, whom she had spent hours of time with on a sidewalk in LA (I know, I still can't get past the sidewalk thing - my knees are sore just thinking about it). The new...
A long, long time ago I had the hots for Rob Lowe. But that was after the crush on his older brother, Chad Lowe, has run its course. Remember Life Goes On? Chad Lowe played Becca's HIV-stricken boyfriend who eventually died? Man, he was the hottest dying man I'd ever seen, even at the young age of, like, ten.
Rob's career has come to a sort of revival, and in honor of a new book he's written, he was offered the cover - and an interview - with Vanity Fair, where he discussed excerpts from his book abo...
These, man, are some good makeup-applying skills. These are the fucking NAPOLEON DYNAMITE of makeup-applying skills. MAD skills. And that lipstick, my word. There's just no logical explanation for that wavy, wobbly-assed lipstick application. Both my half-blind, shaky, arthritic grandmother AND Michael J. Fox could do a better job on their worst days with both hands tied behind their backs and a rabid dog biting relentlessly at their asses.
Above, you see Courtney Love, photographed d...
I mean, especially after seeing these photos. There's no possible way that she COULDN'T be sober, looking like that. You just know that someone who's gotten so many chances at freedom and starting their life over and over and over again would NEVER touch ANY remotely destructive stuff with a ten-foot pole, because disappointing yourself over and over and over again is just, like, not an option when it comes to being rehabilitated. Not to mention, some people's pupils are just NATURALLY pract...
The hottest celebrities in their coochie-cutters. [The Frisky]
Britney Spears through the years - the photos are almost heartbreaking. [Celebuzz]
Italy is about to throw a serious smack-down on Jersey Shore. [Right Celebrity]
What do Adam Lambert, Kate Hudson, and Fergie have in common? Uh, this uncomfortable picture. [Socialite Life]
Everyone's afraid that Chris Brown's going to go all Chris Brown on them, 'cause Chris Brown is batshit-fucking-crazy. [The Superficial]
Amber...
Remember when Tori Spelling was, like, one of the scary-skinniest celebrities going, and you totally thought that she was going to die from her skinniness at any moment?
Well, thankfully, those days are gone: for the first time in probably years, Tori's weight seems to have stabilized to the point of being considered 'healthy,' and not-at-all-suprisingly, she looks just fine.
I've always been a big fan of Tori Spelling AND her role in the original 90210, so I'm glad to see that Tori's probably going to live to see another few years, if all that bu...
Rafael Nadal shows off his crack for Armani, does it suavely. [Socialite Life]
First photos of Miley and Billy Ray together since the divorce was been called off. [Celebuzz]
20 celebs that you might be surprised to know that they sing - well. [The Frisky]
Scott Disick calls Americans 'childish.' And you thought his douchiness had been rehabilitated, tcha. [Cele|Bitchy]
Was the assaulting Teen Mom set up? (I somehow doubt it.) [TMZ]
Did Tom Cruise get a massive facelift? [Lainey ...
Hey, look, a cute pregnancy bump, and there's probably no question that it's Mariah Carey's. The butterfly kind of gives it away, but I'll be honest: I'm mildly disappointed that her entire stomach isn't covered with a massive overabundance of glitter and sequins and all the other Mariah Carey-related ephemera that's defined her very style over the years. Plus, she Tweeted it, so unless she's taking creepy pictures of other pregnant women and sharing their photos without their knowledge or perm...
Well hell's bells. I didn't know Jesse James could write. Or read. But hey! Here he is, pushing a book that tries to portray him as some pseudo-sexual being that just emanates bad-boy sex, dirty leather chaps, and strong whiskey. If it were anybody else (oh, say, Adrien Brody, for example), it'd be totally hot, but really? It just makes Jesse look all Sling Blade demented and, frankly, kind of gross.
But that's no real deviation from the truth, now, is it.
Yes, friends: Jesse James' cr...
I know we talk a lot of shit on Lea Michele, and say a lot of pretty crazy things about her, but believe: the last thing we ever wanted was for girlfriend to get hit by a car - but that's precisely what happened early one morning this past weekend.
Lea was leaving work around 2 AM in Los Angeles, and when crossing the street, she was hit by a car. Like, as in a two-ton or whatever vehicle. She was alright, and she the police, but no word was left as to whether or not the vehicle stopped and...