Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

photo of abbie cornish pictures Kim Cattrall gets loaded and unloads on a New York reporter. [Cele|Bitchy] Did you guys hear who's replacing Oprah? [Hollywood Dame] Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore pretend to like one another again, and there's BOOBS involved. [Lainey Gossip] Kingston Rossdale picks up chicks at the park 'cause he's a total badass. [TMZ] Some seriously funny snake shit from the Bronx Zoo. [OMGBlog] Rihanna speaks out about Chris Brown. [IDLYITW] Abbie Cornish goes topless for Esquire. [Yeeeah]...

Love It or Leave It: Britney Spears Releases ‘Femme Fatale’ Promo Photos

photo of promotional britney spears femme fatale dolce and gabbana photos pictures Though Britney is an undeniably attractive woman (when she brushes her weave, washes her face, and pulls the green straw out of her face), it's clearly apparent that anyone - PROBABLY anyone - could look superstar amazing with a little digital altering. These latest 'Femme Fatale' promo photos are way hot, and the Dolce & Gabbana fashion isn't the only thing that's helped Brit along on her way to hotness in these pictures. I'm not saying that there were a SHIT TON of modifications made here, but I'm no...

I Thought Rihanna’s Rolling Stone Shorts Looked a Bit … Off

So it's official. Those damn non-shorts that Rihanna sported on her recent RS cover shoot were SPRAYPAINTED on. I thought, you know, that she just posed in a bodysuit maybe and the computer graphics artists worked their Photoshop magic, but alas - you can see that the 'shorts' are in place throughout the above video, though there's definitely something not-exactly-fabric-like about them. Whatever. I love Rihanna, she's way cute and charming, and she can totally rock it, but between watching her play into the whole 'I'm from Barbados so OF COURSE I love Bob Marley and everything Rasta' thing and seeing those bright-ass red tendrils of weave hanging in her face the whole damned time made me want to slam my notebook shut and tapdance on it to, of course, Bob Marley's 'No Woman, No Cry.' /> So it's official. Those damn non-shorts that Rihanna sported on her recent RS cover shoot were SPRAYPAINTED on. I thought, you know, that she just posed in a bodysuit maybe and the computer graphics artists worked their Photoshop magic, but alas - you can see that the 'shorts' are in place throughout the above video, though there's definitely something not-exactly-fabric-like about them. Whatever. I love Rihanna, she's way cute and charming, and she can totally rock it, but between watching her play into the whole 'I'm from B...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

photo of hot tila teqila before plastic surgery pictures Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow ... together? OVER? Can it be? [Lainey Gossip] Courteney Cox definitely has a thing for younger male co-stars. [ICYDK] Who would you choose to play the characters in your favorite books? [Pajiba] Sean Penn and Ryan Gosling in the same movie, playing gangsters? If there's pinstripes and tommyguns involved, so am I. [Huffington Post] Paris Hilton is pissed that Kim Kardashian's trying to take the 'Most Original Famewhore' title away, and she's not giving in e...

Let’s Just Roll the Rest of the Week Up With Gorgeous Pictures of Gorgeous Victoria’s Secret Women and SMOKE IT

photo of super hot victoria's secret models adriana lima candice swanepoel allesandra ambrosio miranda kerr hot pictures The Victoria's Secret Swim Party was held in LA last night, and the Angels and their angels were out in full force.  Thanks for that. Today is one of those God-awful 50-degree rainy days here, and all I want to do is wallow in my 'I want to go and play outside' disappointment with a pint of Ben and Jerry's Brownie Batter.  That, and my six-hundred year-old afghan that my great-great-great-great-grandmother's aunt's cousin's daughter knitted back when women were regular women and not golden...

Katie Holmes Explains Those Penis Gummies to Ellen

I'm a mom, so I can totally relate to how Katie feels about parenting, with the obvious exception that I don't have a gaggle of cameras and paparazzi following me all hours of the day. In spite of that, I do get what she's saying. There are definitely times when you don't want to make a spectacle of something that your child does or asks about in order to avoid an inappropriately-detailed explanation, but then again I guess, no, I've never been put in that particular position, because I've never inadvertently taken my daughter to a place where genitalia-shaped candies were sold in bulk. OK. Never mind. Incidentally? Katie's just looking monstrously gorgeous these days. Thanks to Popsugar for the heads-up on the video /> I'm a mom, so I can totally relate to how Katie feels about parenting, with the obvious exception that I don't have a gaggle of cameras and paparazzi following me all hours of the day. In spite of that, I do get what she's saying. There are definitely times when you don't want to make a spectacle of something that your child does or asks about in order to avoid an inappropriately-detailed explanation, but then again I guess, no, I've never been put in that particular position, because I've never ina...

If You Argue With LeAnn Rimes, She Will Probably Come at You Naked

photo of leann rimes and eddie cibrian pictures Do any of you follow LeAnn Rimes on Twitter? I do. Ever since she started blasting her current-boyfriend's ex-wife and vice versa, I found it to be some pretty good entertainment for rainy days and days where I have no desire to get out of bed. That's when I started following her, and I've found some pretty great gems of wisdom buried within all of the 'I love Eddie Cibrian 4-ever' and 'Mrs. Eddie Cibrian (AKA the normal one)' and 'Eddie-Weddie + LeAnn = Tru Luv.' Last night, LeAnn put up quite a doozy, ...

Quotables

photo of Miley Cyrus pictures Late Night With Jimmy Fallon photos “It should be harder to be an artist. You shouldn’t just be able to put a song on YouTube and go out on tour. I don’t lip-sync. I would rather someone say I sang like crap than have people see me lip-sync." Miley Cyrus on, I'm assuming, the recent fame of Rebecca Black. I know that little Becky Black didn't exactly attain fame in the conventional way (you know; dragged to every cattle call and modeling agency on both coasts by money-hungry parents who regretted their every decision once they saw what a big, tooth...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

photo of rooney mara pictures Details on The Hangover Part II. [Betty Confidential] I wonder if they all dye their pubes black, too. [The Superficial] Hey, look, another magazine that sucked the face off of Zooey Deschanel. [Amy Grindhouse] Britney looks constipated. [ICYDK] Kim Cattrall on gaining 20 pounds to play an aging porn star. [The Frisky] Rooney Mara is the 'Girl With the Dragon Tattoo' to a TEE. [Caught on Set] The backstory on Perez Hilton's new book. [OMGBlog] Win a SIGNED COPY of The Pretty Reckless' album! [Celebuzz] Uh, now nobody want...

Britney Spears Does the Poo Cocktail Supreme

This was, by far, one of the funniest things Britney's done in recent years. Or fuck, aside from that whole driving-country-with-her-kid-on-her-lap thing, maybe the funniest EVER, unless you count that whole 'I didn't sleep with Justin Timberlake' business. FUNNY. And Johnny Knoxville? Mm-mmm boy. I think Emily called that shit right out. This man gets hotter and hotter by the minute. /> This was, by far, one of the funniest things Britney's done in recent years. Or fuck, aside from that whole driving-country-with-her-kid-on-her-lap thing, maybe the funniest EVER, unless you count that whole 'I didn't sleep with Justin Timberlake' business. FUNNY. And Johnny Knoxville? Mm-mmm boy. I think Emily called that shit right out. This man gets hotter and hotter by the minute. ...

Of Course They’re Remaking Teen Wolf

So, alright. Teen Wolf. I remember Teen Wolf when it was this cute, campy 80's flick that continued to convince America that Michael J. Fox was this talented, charming, and zany dynamo of an actor and everyone thought sprouting fangs and hair would be weird. This, however? Is more like a Teen Wolf-Twilight hybrid, and I think the werewolf craze has only just begun. Now, I STILL haven't seen the Twilight movies, because they're just not my thing, and though this trailer for MTV's new series, the aforementioned Teen Wolf comes across as Twilight-esque as they come, guys? I think it still maybe looks alright. The kid who plays the wolf, Tyler Posey, sort of makes me uncomfortable with those dark eyes and chiseled jaw, so naturally, I had go to and Google this kid's age in order to make myself feel better and not-at-all pedophile-like. (It's cool - he's going to be 20 this year.) Excuse me while I go, um, rewatch this trailer. />Teen Wolf - MTV Shows So, alright. Teen Wolf. I remember Teen Wolf when it was this cute, campy 80's flick that continued to convince America that Michael J. Fox was this talented, charming, and zany dynamo of an actor and everyone thought sprouting fangs and hair would be weird. This, however? Is more like a Teen Wolf-Twilight hybrid, and I think the werewolf craze has only just begun. Now, I STILL haven't seen the Twilight movies, because they're just not my thing, and though this trailer fo...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

photo of black and white hot bill murray pictures It's official that Brooklyn Decker should never wear anything aside from a bikini. And nudity. [Celebuzz] Rihanna loves to be spanked. On that, I have no non-offensive comment. [The Frisky] Was George Clooney caught in a hooker scandal along with Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi? [Lainey Gossip] You will ALWAYS see Natalie Zea's nipples. It's, like, her creed. [The Superficial ] Blake Lively isn't high class enough to face Chanel. [Cele|Bitchy] And here I was thinking ...